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I love taking pictures anytime anyday,
Atimes i take pics first thing in d morning i mean b4 getting up from bed, (wierd)
I take pictures because i really want to know wot i look like both naturally and artificially, (wierd)
I take pictures becos i love smiling at the camera.Just say cheese, and i will smile

Only praise---Infinity

Better still,she wants us to envy her guts for dating a cultist. .bushwa. . .

Na wa oh. . . no be small thing o. . .

[quote author=angola_g link=topic=67483.msg1311157#msg1311157 date=1185014753]Dating a cultist,How woud u feel after?Opinions from the girls will be appreciated[/quote]Chai!i don't even know where to start from:
Were u forced/threatened to date him?
Why are u coming online to tell us or what sort of advise do u want from Nairalanders?

Babe, u got to break down your question into simpler analysis so that we can contribute, if not people will just come here to yab u. For example. .me. .

Beautiful girls -Sean kingston

deariekay:
nana,what i m trying to tell seun is that,organizing a get together were every member can meet one on one.may like organising a party for all members at home and abroad.

regards

Duh!

Well,am among d few that can cook, Thanks to my Mama,

When will i see u?

You guys should help this lady instead of yabbing her na,

CAPABLE ---Banky W
What are you capable of?
The way you put in work on the dance floor mami like your
Making good love
Omoge wa jo, wa jo
Capable of?
I wanna see you move your waist to the base line mami are you?
Capable of?

Forget about whats been stressing you today,
Let your cares be cast away,
U put in all that work now its time to play
Cuz mami U know its the time to dance
Leave your friends and take a chance
Wont you come and take my hand

African beauty,
Im inspired by the way you move it,
U play me close and Im about to lose it,
Cant do it, but Im losing control,
African beauty,
Im inspired by the way you move it,
U play me close and Im about to lose it,
Show me what you got baby jowo oh,

What are you capable of?
The way you put in work on the dance floor mami like your
Making good love
Omoge wa jo, wa jo
Capable of?
I wanna see you move your waist to the base line mami are you?
Capable of?

See I can give you what you want all night,
The kinda music make you feel alright
Get off the wall dont waste no time, just whine,
Dont trip,
U never seen an African do it like this,
Even though your friends say they dont like it,
Im repping EME and Imma make U love it,
When lady dance, she go dance lady dance
When lady dance, she go dance lady dance
African woman go dance, she go dance the fire dance
Naija woman go dance, she go dance the fire dance

African beauty,
Im inspired by the way you move it,
U play me close and Im about to lose it,
Cant do it, but Im losing control,
African beauty,
Im inspired by the way you move it,
U play me close and Im about to lose it,
Show me what you got baby jowo, jowo,

What are you capable of?
The way you put in work on the dance floor mami like your
Making good love
Omoge wa jo, wa jo
Capable of?
I wanna see you move your waist to the base line mami are you?
Capable of?


Lemme see you work it gal
Up against the wall dont hurt it gal
If he's falling off, control it gal,
Hold it gal

Lemme see you work it gal
Up against the wall dont hurt it gal
If he falling off control it gal,
Hold it gal

What are you capable of?
The way you put in work on the dance floor mami like your
Making good love
Omoge wa jo, wa jo
Capable of?
I wanna see you move your waist to the base line mami are you?
Capable of?

Damasus

My Scary story. . .
February 1st 2004, Umuahia, Abia state. I was doing my NYSC at that time and Manchester United were playing Arse-Anal. As a staunch Man Utd fan, that was a match i couldn't have missed. I was staying in The Catholic Corpers Lodge, and also moonlighting at a guest house with a friend of mine. the guest house was like 300metres from the 'Viewing centre'
The match started at about 10:30pm, if you know Umuahia you'd know that the roads are empty at around 8pm, so by this time the road was empty, but there were over 20 people in the viewing centre so i felt it was pretty safe. . .
The match ended 3-0 or 3-1, after 12 midnight, it ended on my birthday (feb 2nd, my best birthday present!!!), so i started going home. to my profound horror, i found out that all those people there were all off duty okada men, they zoomed off on their okadas and left me alone on that dark road.
I jogged down to the guest house, pounded on the gate. i'd forgotten they lock the gate by 12 midnight and they don't ever open it until 6am. I knock tire, no answer. I didnt carry my phone because of fear of theft.
So i started jogging the 1km distance to the Catholic Corpers lodge

Scare #1
100m down the road, a police pick up[ pulled up beside me, 2 cops jumped out and levelled their Mark IVs at my head! I nearly shit myself. They roughly demanded to know who i was and where was i going? i told 'em i was a corper and i went to watch the match, and that i was heading to the Corpers Lodge. They asked me to reach into my pocket slowly and brin gout my ID card. I did that and gave it to them. One now asked the other one to search me. i'd forgotten that earlier that day i had won a big pocket knife in the Guinness promo and it was still in my back pocket. COme and see the look on their face when they pulled out this wicked looking pen knife. I hastily explained that i won it from the promo. The guy looked at me fo rlike 1 minute (almost shat myself once again) before telling me to go home. i speedily complied!!

Scare #2
About 600m down the road, i was already recovering from the poilce scare when i started really getting scared about how quiet and ghostly the whole place was. all the tales i'd been hearing on flesh-eating cannibals and kidnappers/ritualists started surfacing. it didn't help when i jogged past a house and saw an old woman raking leaves together and burning them. What kind of person would be burning leaves at 12:30am? And she looked so witch-like. the next house had like 3 youths outside talking in hushed tones. all fell silent and watched me jog pass. I come dey fear, come dey regret say i go watch match that day. The next thing i knew, something moving very very fast flew just above my head. you know the kind of noise and disturbance u feel/hear when someone throws a stone very close to your ear? that's what it felt like. But this was somethin gmuch faster and silent.
Every single hair on my body (from my head to my nearly hairless ass) stood on end. see d kind fear wey catch me, eh? I didn't wait to see if it was a bird, an arrow or a low-flying witch. I kicked my palm slippers ahead of me, caught them midair (in a move even Jet-Li couldnt have done) and took to my heels. I'm pretty sure i averaged 50mph!! Even worse, i was running uphill and my heart was pounding like crazy.

Scare #3
I got to the corpers lodge, everyone was sleeping. . .! I nearly renounced Manchester United then and there!

I hammered on the gate and someone finally woke up, where i was led, shaking and gibbering some incomprehensible stuff about witches and policemen and Arrows and bakassi boys. . . the only thing they could make of this was that Man Utd won


And that's my worst scare ever!
Thanks for d joke, Cant stop laughing,

Hmm, the first mistake was u keeping quiet instead of screaming _{i wonder wot u were doing keeping mute and allowing your brother-in-law self-service u}
Secondly,You should have told your husband immediately he came back from the outing instead of u pretending to be fast asleep.

This case wont be considered as a rape.
Secondly,you kept it to yourself for 3months thinking u wouldnt get pregnant but now that u are,u want to tell your husband._{do u expect ur husband to pat u at d back for a job well done?}If this story is true,no one is going to believe u because u aint got no proof to show that u were attacked.I mean u have no witnessor evidence.
If your husband beats/divorces u,u asked for it,

MILITIA:
Please not to sound insensitive oh! I do not take any "rape" case lightly! But I have a few suggestions for you my dear poster! Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

Please contact Obaino music or Zeb Ejiro or Tchidi Tchikere or Lancelot Imasuen or Andy Amenechi or Sunny P Collins or Ossy Affason Videos or Opa Williams for a good Nigeria HOMEVIE script! WTF!

BTW--------------- which tribe of Nigeria are you from? If you are a Nigerian at all! Shwoooooooooooooooooooooo! What is this?

Ouch

deariekay:
SEUN,PLS ACT ASAP.

KAY.

don marciano.

Aint this site a forum? Or which kain forum u want again?

ifababa:
Hmm Tititalyo ,

You really tried and i think your situation would really make a very good and highly lucrative home video,

Jesus Is it now a crime to be in love with a lady, ? Why are you all fucking around ?,

I think the decision you took is the best for yourself anyway, But your past would always haunt you and catch up with you in the future because you don't love this guy you claimed you do,

If you really do love him you wont be greedy enough not to let him go if he think thats the best thing for he can do, And psychologically speaking if he geniuenly loves you he'd stay to fight the battle with you because he'd realize you told him the truth because you really loved him,

Now that the deed is done,let me tell you things that will happen,

1**You will still have sex with that same guy that got you pregnant sometime sooner or later unless you did not make him aware of the pregnancy and the steps you took,
2**Your Real guy might be in love with you,but he is no fool ok?, The suspicion would remain in his heart forever even after marriage,making him 65% less trusting you,

3**Dont be sure your real guy has'nt made a very strong decision within himself too which might not surface now until the nearest or later future, The only way you'd know this is that he'd makes references to the incidence once in a while,

4**This act or similar would reoccur in one or more of your kids,


** Lastly If this things do not happen,, Then i'd be willing to burn my certificates of Professionaly Certified Psychology and Human Behaviour,

Isreal (musicalade@yahoo.com}

Just a chance , It is beyond all psychology, TURN TO GOD AND BELIEVE IN HIM FOR FORGIVENESS, WEEP BEFORE HIM IN YOUR CLOSET AND DONT LEAVE HIM, Just the onyl Chance i bet you,

Na curse?

sillyboy:
Just call her, tell her that you like am pass your mama . Before you know it, she is on your bed

U're really showing us wot ur username means, All ur posts just dey Silly,

[quote author=simply_me link=topic=65977.msg1302587#msg1302587 date=1184772684]I slept with a blind man.[/quote]Good,

Bolarge:
I'm the very breeze on N'land so y'all watch your backs capisce? R'mber the aphorism [b]"Big brother's watching ya" [/b]
@Creamish
your mouth go soon put u for trouble.

Duh!

Lol, @Bolarge,why u dey follow d boy about na?

Kelechi, u really had a nice experience o, i just cant stop laughing,

brb,

Dis Guy:
no wonder they keep running out of food

Ouch!

Why is the content of d topic different from d topic itself?
What u feel for each other is all that matters,

Hmm, 10x for the comment,
For example,when u know ur boyfriend has got another girlfriend and he denies all allegations even when proof is being tendered. But because,i was head over heels,hmm, i remained in the relationship saying E go better, I went through hell,
Hmm, Thank You Lord!

I believe he is just admiring and appreciating God's handiwork.