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Aight.I will be there

Iwo lomo jare.Keep on speaking in tongues.

osigwe:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA
when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of” ese” are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, What kind of “ese” are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American,
now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of “ese: are you .? Are you a
Chinese, Japanese ,Vietnamese!, etc, "
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked:
What kind of 'kee' are you.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-
kee' am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

Nice one

Lord Have Mercy!The joke is funny and u guys' comments. . lol

mishoo:
EMI NI ALAKOSO IGBO IRUNMOLE.
MA BERE IBI TI OWA NITORI :
A KII MON OOO
A KII WOO
NITORI BI OMODE BA WO
A FO LOJU
BI AGBA BA WO
A FO SANLE
EIYE KAN KII SO FUN EKEJI
PE OKO NBO

_ShiveringAm scared.


























Duh!Igbo irunmole ko,igbo obatala ni

Yup.
_{i didnt say so}

Lexyhearts:
hahhahahah

GOD HV MERCY
help the poor souls
@topic
shine your eyes .wish u e best

Lol,

enitan2002:
you are already digging your grave

Chai!Cant stop laughing,

Wot?

MILITIA:
Your source please!!!!!! -------doing Seun's work!!!!!! I think you will hear from him soon with an angry icon demanding the source of your story!!!!!! So let me save you a step!!!!!

It happened in his area/on his street.

Dude!No comment.
No one can describe it to u.U've got to practice until u almost reach perfection.

Light make-up of course.
No one wants to look like ayamatanga.

Goodluck!

You lot should vamoose  from this thread because the queen wants to rest.Ya dig? 

Aww, e pele o. Otutu o poju o.A n adjust si unpredictable weather ti a ni.
Iru igbo wo ni iwo ngbe ti ojo fi po?

O se o,Mishoo.Alafia ni mo wa. Iwo nko?

I throway salute for this thread o.

mishoo:



Haba !!!!
Ki olorun sa ma ko wa yo !!!!



Ki oju ma ribi ni mose ni ki n wo digi dudu (Dark Glasses) !!
Inaki ni ogbeni ***wunmi yi, mo si mo ibi ti o ye ki a tii mo ninu igbo !!!

_{I feel he should be locked up in cage 172 i nbetween the Hyena and the Orangutang. It would befit him greatly !!!}

I no fit laugh,

yep

u?

Nah.

Do u swim?

This thread keeps getting funnier with each passing day. Una well done oh

[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=56123.msg1326412#msg1326412 date=1185401365]^^^ dear this is not the "reverse the signature" thread . . please ask the question again, and this time please make it readable, i couldn't make a line out of it [/quote]Nice one


Do u go to clubs?

I love whats happening here, naija guys don dey sharp.

Lol,
You guys should give this girl a break na. Una don forget say na Democrazcy regime we dey now. Omosexxxy,keep on dreaming ehn? E go better.
You are such a disgrace to womanhood. Anyways i feel u all the same.
PS:Edit your post in which u said your dad na senator. The guys don't need that shit.
Infact am short of words for this babe. I will be back for more. . .

No

Are u?

toshmann:
@debosky
otitooooooooo, osheshebere. kilode, kiloso. greetings from toshmann

Iru ede wo ni eleyi?

Omoge,u're hired!
Minute/iseju bawo ni o?

yeah

do u believe in angels?

Debo,bawo ni o. Se alafia ni o wa?

Hmm, yeah

do u like nature?

kaykaykay
lalalala