₦airaland Forum

omega25red:
it's actually the fact that the men know that they can stay single longer have their fun and then look for the girls in nigeria who are desperate to marry at 26-28. Also by then the man would have possibly made something of himself which in turn makes the younger girls happy.

Dyt:
your nos is switched off

lexicon:

NLder . . . . unna no go kill person with all dis unna funny funny comments . . . i don laff my backside out for office here . . . . but to say the fact ehn , i CRY for 9ja

trust me, your laughter no reach like my own, i just dey laugh dey go, too many funny comments *do they know what they are looking for, and the one of roasted corn*, infact so many comments got me cracking.

hinduism:
I always tell my nigerian husband that your country need to have more spiritualist or mystics than religious people,only real mystic and spiritualist can change the face of your country

And your country is?

femmy2010:
The topic sound like "is robbing a bank with an Ak47 is better than using a pistol"?.

Macgreat:
I see all 20yrs old as minors

bolof2000:
@shy-one. thanks for your detail explanation.i read tru your post and i was like i need to act on it. i need to readjust myself. the last time, she wanted to go nd buy blackberrry, wheni got the job and was telling me that the 5k monthly will be my duty. i told her to chill till i can afford to be doing that. i look bad cos i discorage her from buying the fone. dont get me wrong,this girl is lovely and nice in so many ways, last month, she took it on me and got annoyed for three days when i couldnt send the cash to her. the annoying thins is that, i feel she begins to li this day about what she wants to do with money,

I bet you you have not laughed as much as i have,

ifyalways:

@all anybody knows any special diet to make snails grow faster/rapid growth feeds for snails?
Theres this little field at the back of my kitchen with lots of snails and as a snail-lover,i have been watching over them keenly,i try to feed them with cooked food items on daily basis but they dont seem to be growing i love my snails big, this ones are not just growing as fast as i want.i want to eat them all b4 Xmass anyone got ideas

kabukabu:
oatmeal or cereal with fresh berries in it,whole wheat bread toasted  french style with a poached egg, and tea to wash it down

The last time I checked, the OP said[b] NIGERIAN BREAKFAST[/b]  

Ranoscky:
Agbalumo & coke !!!

amakaudeze:
egg n kpomo

amakaudeze:
pawapaw and akamu

ezeagu:
No wonder so many people in Nigeria are shaped like tippers.

CHEI!!!!!! lwkmd,

Okay, for me, my idea of a nigerian breakfast will have to be fried plantain (really ripe plantain) and fried yam with fried eggs, yummy, yummy

Bread and hot akara, with pap aint a bad idea,

Gamine:
Omg Is this real or photoshop

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geez, i tire o!! I am wondering the same thing too. , its way too much, pls someone should stop her

real4jesus:
IBB YOU ARE A BASCLAFUL!
MAY YOU SLEEP AND NEVER WAKE UP
MAY your HOME BE STABILIZED THE WAY ABACHA STABILIZED NIGERIAN
MAY YOUR FAMILY BE RIPPED APART WITH DESTRUCTION
MAY YOU WALK ON EARTH AS DESTITUED ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE
MAY YOU DIE A DISGRACEFUL DEATH
MAY YOUR GENERATIONS TO COME DIE BAD DEATH AND LIVE IN SHAME AND EMBARASSEMENT ALL THE DAYS OF THEIR LIFE!

konami001:
bleeping Americans, why didn't they bust President Clinton and his MENA Drug Smuggling associates? Why didn't they find out who killed the 2 teens that were left on the Railway track and made to look like an accident? How about American drug smuggling in Afghanistan by American Armed Forces and the CIA? Who brought drugs into America? Who killed Marilyn Monroe? Who killed JFK? Did Bush not attack Iraq by lying about the presence of WOMD? If there is no drug demand, who will border about the supply?

My people, there are always 2 versions to any story;
1. What really happened,
2. What the media reports that happened,

No matter how the so-called white people try to paint us as devils, the fact is we are closer to God than they are,
PEACE,

lagerwhenindoubt:
Abeg tell me where yoruba's rank because swallow cocaine, (dem no sabi). Italy-runs, (dem no sabi) na to smoke cheap weed for London and buy fake TM Lewins come Naija be their skills

drmoney:
Called my wife to give her a piece of my mind about something wrong with the food she packed for me to the office.
On realising that she was already pissed off by some client in the office, I had to tell her that I just called to be sure she was alright.
Trust me:It went a long way

Ujujoan:
My Boss: (through the intercom) Hi Uju, are you busy? I need your help with something!

Me: Yea, actually I am, I'm sending some e-mails (opens another thread on NL)

Ranks007:
yahoo yahoo, Yoruba boys dey maintain that area,

Hard Drugs & piracy, Igbo boys them

Suicide bombers, Hausa boys abi?
,
Militancy, Niger Deltans,

Division of labour (crime) duly observed, & that's zoning 4 real

9iceboy:
What about Kidnapping?

Mudley313:
1. 419 (world wide renowned reputation of fraud and fraudsters)

2. Corruption (abnormally unprecedented--almost legal--corrupt practices in all spheres of life e.g politics, elections, police, soldier, student examinations etc)

3. Abject poverty in the midst of plenty

4. Overt religiosity

denony:
Police intimidation - Intimidate and harrass people unnecessarily
PHCN intimidation - load of bill without light
Politicians game - money greedy hungry fools