₦airaland Forum

robinho4u007: Is Ukraine as bad as u people are saying it? What if you have d money to finance ur whole study program and also have money to live ur daily lifestyle der without searching 4 any kind of work. If u have a bad or sad experience about a place u should not be discouraging prospective travelers, juz share knowledge about d over view of Ukraine. as for the racism, this is everywhere but u should not be worried coz of dat. I have been to Malaysia and racism is der also, i went to a shopping mall to get some stuffs and d cashier refused to collect money directly 4rm me coz i'm black. She asked me to drop it on d system and she took it up. No where u go in the world that u'll not face lil difficulties. Even in Nigeria a white blackberry is expensive dan a black one...also know d fact dat some Nigerians have beeen living and skooling in Ukraine 4 d past 4yrs and yet living a peaceful life.

@ first bolded. . . seriously??

@ second bolded. . . that is one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

I like this sexkills sha.

why ukraine?

When you people are thinking of just leaving Nigeria for any reason, please think of your future too. I know that Nigeria can be a difficult place to live in, and people just look for opportunities to get out. But before making any decisions, i would advice to conduct research on your prospective country.

Nothing nice about jumping from frying pan to fire!

It beats me why some people have to be rude for no reason. Why would someone come here and call another man's wife a slu.t

It's just unnacceptable!

bennyraz: Were ni yen ke! When i say some women needs beating, some pple criticise me. Is this not full blown madness Well, my advice. Go and open a shop for her to start selling baby stuffs and if she refuses your gesture.. Abeg beat her( oh oh, she just gave birth. That means u have to wait for about a year before pounding her)

Lmao ... Abel no kill me with Laff for here

MRbrownJAY: @OP
as you have stated that it is HER money, then you have absolutely no say in the matter. if you have a problem with her spending habits then you should have dealt with it earlier.
sadly, some women are silly like that when it comes to shopping........... they will even buy stuff they DONT need, if it is on sale.

look at the good side of it, your future children will already have shoes to wear (as we all know that babies outgrow footwear within less than 3 months.

OMG!! You are talking about me right there. You need to see all I've bought over the last month and half, simply because they are on sale. I even have 3 orders pending. Not even because I need them, but because they are on sale.

@ OP, take am easy. Just look on the bright side sha. Good luck!

@ naptu, it's quite intersting that you remember a lot of tv shows from back then.

All these just remind me of the good old days, when Nigeria was still nice . Too bad all they show on tv in Nigeria these days is 'prime time jamz', sound city and the likes. Na wa ooooo.

ifihearam: One of the most matured threads ever here
I remember hotel d jordan from nta benin dat year
Obob we get matured pplle here ooo
No wonder these kids nor fit contribute ooo

Lol. . . Abi o, if not, them for don turn the thread to bashing galore.

kandiikane: Erm, I have been using palmers cocoa butter with Alpha and beta hydroxy from the normal palmers. Seems, good. Helps with uneven skintone and stretchmarks etc.

Plus, I looked into chemical peels and found that gycolic acid, lactic acid, mandelic acid(good for black skin) etc are very good. They are mild chemical peels that help to peel off the old skin on your face. Your face sheds but it takes ages so these peels help quicken the process within days. I just recently found out about them(the home kits) and did research on google and youtube. Saw people's experiences and they were good reviews from black skin. They help reveal the new skin, spots, uneven skintone, malasma, hyperpigmentation and brighten the face. I decided to order glycolic acid on ebay for my legs because got old scars I want to fade. Just waiting for my order now, I'm not gonna put it on my face yet because I have a sensitive and oily face and until I see what it does with my legs. Will keep you posted but make sure you research them, if you are interested.

Hi, what brand did you order?

^^ what a classic. Mehn, watching all these are just. . .

Pakavy: ryt on point esp when paloma has replaced magana jari ce

lioncoolst: Samanja, Animal Kingdom, Story land

Oh my God, I remember all of these. I cant really say i know what the story lines were all about, except story land of course. I remember the song

story land, story land
land of music, come and share (or something like that)
story land, story land
bring your friends along

pro01: Willy-Willy and Pot of Life have got to be the scariest programmes in television history. Damn. Meanwhile all of una don old oh. i thought the likes of nanidee and Sisi_Kill et al were these 1992- 1995 pikins that populate NL.

lmao. . . im an 80s baby

oh my God! That NTA 2 channel 5 advert is something else. jeez.... you have taken me way down memory lane

Yaay. . . I remember check mate

I think that was where RMD became recognized, as well as Bob Manuel, then Ego Boyo (whoever knows what's up with her these days

And there was also 'Behind the Clouds'.

Wow. . . The good old days.

[quote author=High_Chief]I really dont know how true this story is, but if they have been doing their homework very well for the past 13years, then with the happenings in the Northern Nigeria and the killing spree, it will make it easier to actualize Biafra Republic. Biafra is one thing that must come to be someday and I am certain its very soon. Long Live Republic of Biafra!!!![/quote]Long live Biafra. . . The land of the rising sun

[quote author=Okija_juju]@ Topic..

The gods did not sanction this move... It will surely fail..

I advice all the good people of Igbo land to stay away from the path of these BZM people.. They are the proverbial 'man whom the gods want kill, they first make mad'..

Be warned, if they do not desist from this action, there shall be blood.. And the blood shall be ours..

The gods have spoken...[/quote]What is this?

^^ Exactly! When you watch some of them, you see how talented those people were.

I was much too young to understand a lot of the shows back then, but watching them now, I see why my parents could never miss a single episode.

choco milo advert. can't remember the song, but it features some children coming from a spaceship or something like that.

Always on during tales by moonlight. Used to make me spend all my pocket money and savings on Choco milo

things fall apart


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7FS95IcRNU&feature=related

A must watch


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9n22cWMAhM&feature=relmfu

Ramota don catch apollo ooo... lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMwGNFrzQsE&feature=relmfu

funny enough, Ovularia looks much more younger than I thought. Lol (maybe because i was so tiny then )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7bdVyGDYwk&feature=relmfu

lmao at 08:15 Chief Zebrudaya. . . alias 4.30

Now, this was when tv entertainment was really entertainment. I am watching them now and laughing my head off. This is so hillarious


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KygG-Xs1mpU&feature=related

franktolk, you have inspired me and showed me some adverts ooo

omo, omo, super blue omo
washes even brighter and it shows


bread, bread
blue band on bread


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD6WyYyufuI&feature=related

OMG!! . . .franktolk, that video brought a lot of memories. The beats, the tune, wow.

How on earth did you find that. Thumbs up to you!

Billyonaire: Hahahahaha I cant but laugh at what people term resignation. The man was under duress. No Nigeria politician resigns, they can even rule from Life Support, from coma and even from the Morgue.

+100.

The bolded reminds me of one of the past presidents of Nigeria

Avop, na better cooking oyeeel...
avop, ee dey make chop sweet o
you go licky mouth, licky finger,
chop bottom plate


lol

After going through the thread on the reader, and reminiscing, I also started remembering some tv adverts back in the days.


There was the MKO abiola adverts... i cant remember the beginning, but a part of it went like this : SDP, SDP action, Abiola, Abiola, Abiola progress!


Then there was the advert for Abuja, a song that went thus:

welcome to the freshness of the morning breeze,
in the city where everything works fine
nepa light, water source comes all day . . .

Abuja is the place where you should be
Abuja is the place . . .



Then there was also the planta/blue band advert

children its breakfast time
breakfast time is planta time, planta
the richest creamy planta tast, planta
mummy loves the planta taste, planta,
give us now the planta tast, planta

After going through the thread on the reader, and reminiscing, I also started remembering some tv adverts back in the days.

There was the MKO abiola adverts... i cant remember the beginning, but a part of it went like this : SDP, SDP action, Abiola, Abiola, Abiola progress!

Then there was the advert for Abuja, a song that went thus:

welcome to the freshness of the morning breeze,
in the city where everything works fine
nepa light, water source comes all day . . .

Abuja is the place where you should be
Abuja is the place . . .


Then there was also the planta/blue band advert

children its breakfast time
breakfast time is planta time, planta
the richest creamy planta tast, planta
mummy loves the planta taste, planta,
give us now the planta tast, planta

sexiestharam: I remember this: Mr. Sada is a farmer. He lives in sapele, he has a big farm. He grows yam, cassava, corn
and groundnut. On sunday, he doesn't work. He goes to church. Can you see the church in the picture? Also, I remember the story of d two best friends who were chased by a wild pig. The tall slim one had to climb a tree for escape, while the short
and fat one had to act dead on the ground so that the pig would believe he was dead. I also remember the two big chickens Mr. Nene brought home for christmas. Always made my mouth water. Lol

wow. . . I remember the 2 boys too . All the books used to seem so real to me at that time. I used to think they were all actual people.

Then there was Tinka and Konky . . . lol. There was also, Bintu and someone else (can't remember)

OMG!. . . the good old days. I would never give up my childhood days for anything. Those days were wonderful. There was a lot of discipline and orderliness. I really feel for this generation and present day schools in Nigeria

Another Okija: As an Igbo man, you know say you suppose drop small thing... Nna this is a top secret that ndi Apple do not want you to know, but our company in China has developed this app, that can undo many things... Maka chukwu, you will be amazed..

Infact, I downloaded a zip file last night and it unzipped it on my Ipad..

Nwokem lets talk biz... Tell me which bank you use so I can send you my account number for internet transfer. Just a small token of 10,000 naira..

lmao. . . now, this really cracked me up