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aribisala0: That is exactly why many people die young.
So if IBB, Abdusalaam and OBJ sit down to discuss oil block allocation GEJ will come and tap their shoulder because he is eating Aso Rock Bread. Is it not his job to smile and sign?
You people are funny sha!!

that doesnt add up or made any sense...wtf is guardiola signin?smh

Mynd_44: Browsing

it depends on wat u browsin...or u meant browsing literally?cos i dnt c dt as sin

@hrmkz^^fuck1ng like mad?mehn u gotta go easy on dt
^only to troll on nairaland?wen did it become a sin to trol on nairaland@freiburger

It baffles me sometime when i hear places or things being regarded as "she",i stop to think why is that?pls nairalanders help out...gud mornin y'all

If God was to write in the sky 'No
judgement day'
What sin will you commit the
most?...for me twil be money launderin and kpafin al day long

What's up wit the Aluu 4 killings?is there anyone wit concrete information regardin that?abi ds one too have been swept under the carpet

Sometimes i take ha to banana island and show her adenuga's property tellin ha he's my uncle#dude make em cash n watch ha stay wit u#GET A LIFE BRO,,,¤U'L LOOSE MONEY CHASIN WOMEN BUH WIL NEVA LOOSE WOMEN CHASIN MONEY¤#jst sayin

A STRONG MAN STANDS FOR HIMSELF BUH A STRONGER MAN STAND FOR OTHERS....frm d movie "barnyard"
if u must cut,cut deep dnt be afraid of his revenge...classic v
if u cant fight fair,arrange to av him beaten...classic v
All me best quotes is frm "MAFIA MANAGER" N "THE PRINCE"

Watch out for "made in china"beneath it#my 2 cents#

Watch out for "made in china"beneath it

Has our govt gone mad again?saw this sh11t online...sb pls verify cos am loosin my mind
Answer: BREAKING NEWS: The
Federal Government is to procure
10 million telephone handsets
worth about N60 billion from
China and the US for free
distribution to rural farmers across
the country.
Questions:
•Are they buying blackberry
porsche for these farmers?
•Are they going to preload the
Presidents number in all the
phones? As the reason for the
purchase is because they want the
farmers to have direct contact with
the Government.
•Who did the calculation and came
up with 10million farmers? Was
Obasanjo counted as well?
•Even @ N50,000 per phone....how
does it come up to N60billion?
•If they're buying the phones in
bulk,doesn't it attract a large
volume of discount?
•Did the farmers complain that
their problem is a mobile phone?
Possible facts:
•Maybe Obama will distribute the
phones himself.
•Maybe the phones have inbuilt
shovel and fertiliser in them.
•Maybe the phones have inbuilt
tractors.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA.
source:

TouchDown: Point of correction, na Owu man.

na whic one hm b na?k den na Yoruba man sha#my 50cents

magnumx: point of correction, na egba man

tnx my bruv....#e talks lyk sb wu got d##k in mouth#

Obj go and suck a d1cck,cos u got natin to say....#old ijebu man# @op ds is no news na

At op,u took d topic outta me brain#u be winch?lolz,,,funny enuf i wanted started a thread as this,d church i attended today(name witheld) even had men puttin on caps,hats on suit inside d church,it disgust me mehn...d churches of ds days have lost its salts

Personally for me i beleive the world wil neva end...one's world only end when that person is dead....SO FROM THIS POINT I WANT TO BELEIVE THE MAYANS NO LONGER EXIST,R.I.P TO THEM ALL.....suffice to say that Australia being the only country to the next day befor all other countries are still livin.¤sb pls pass me dt vodka,life is sweet mehn¤

They should ask Obasanjo & Imoke for that,i tink i read sth abt that figure being given to Imoke....make una no allocate money to dt sector again...we good wit the darkness...too much corruption in dt sector

Abeg make him neva die oh,befor they go suspend carnival come fly flag at half mast.....MAKE E WAIT MK WE GROOVE FINISH BEFOR HIM KPAI...¤my thots¤

Oh imoke,is wa oh,16bn for power sector?MY FATHER MY FATHER...KIDNEY FOR SALE,150MIL CONTACT US IN MALAYSIA...

FROM NOW ON PROPHET T.B JOSHUA IS PROPHET AMOS(prophet of doom)

Funny enough people are scared of the police than they are of "eyen inoh/noh me fone"(thieves)...police can pick anybody and u'l find yursef payin bail to gerrout...and that wil be wen d carnival is over,verily u'l get bailed by january month end...BE WARNED OF THE POLICE ALSO,THEY HAVE A SPECIFIC TARGET OF MONEY TO MEET UP WIT...carnival aint fun lyk it was wit Duke...the town aint decorated yet...EHEN WR TF IS MY MARY SLESSOR STATUE BY THE ROUND ABOUT?

WTF IS ALL THESE?FORKKKIN DIVIDE THIS COUNTRY,LET THIS STACK ILLITERATE FEED ON G/NUT N DAWA....THEY ARE ALL WAWA....MOSLEMS ARE XO VIOLENT....LOOK HOW UGLY THEY LOOK...#spits on em all#LET ANY MOSLEM TALK TO ME ANYHOW HR#load my magazine#BACKWARD FEOFLE LIVING IN THE '50s WEN THEIR MATE IS IN THE 21ST CENTURY

Why wont they die when they wont repair the roads buh choose to move by flight....#mtchew...do they know hw many persons die by road accident?ds na royal death sef

#grabs my bag#PHORK THAT COUNTRY