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Okija_juju: WTF is this shiit about?! There is no place in the world where Cable Television is Pay-as-you-go..

If you cant afford Cable TV, stick to fhucking public TV...

my friend tha's hw they operate in SA....4 ur in4

fiftynaira: @triplehevents I will ffbk

noted.can u giv a description of yourself(bio)

I was forced to join twitter by my woman.buh seriously i see ppl draggin followers lyk say na awosha work...wel make una c customer here oh.yu guys should drops yurs and be sure to get a follow bk

It puzzles me who answers both prayers....i think if sth works as a devil plan i stil see it as sth that God permits.hw abt u?

Tis xo xo xo wrong to spy on ur man.xo not cool,u might end up loosin yur man.even in real we al got admirers and some which we'v dated.LIL ADVICE TO NEWLY MARRIED NEVER SNOOP ON YUR HUSBY'S FONE,YU MIGHT LOOSE YUR MARRIAGE.BESIDES I KEEP SAYIN ALL WHO CARE TO LISTEN.WOMEN ARE THEIR OWN PROBLEM.THEY LOVE THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT.JST BECOME A MARRIED MAN U'L UNDERSTAND THE TEMPTATIONS THAT FOLLOWS....BIG UPS TO MYND-44

I love the one that said tis wen u av money and yet cant use it

kavey10: In UNIBEN, we have crazy depts such as Economics & Statistics(famously called ecostats, they just give 'E' grade for no reason, u can't fight it but you can 'block' it(very corrupt b.a.s.t.a.r.d.s). They are evil to those who borrow their course notably in 100l and even to their very own students!! How crazy is that?!

Also is the English and Literature dept, geez! Those guyz are as evil as the above.

Chemistry dept is not left out!

Engineering faculty as a whole is filled with lecturers who are sexual molesters! All because of giving grades or any sort of favour to the student, mostly girls.

These are the top 3 I remember, I believe this problem is prevalent in our tertiary institutions not only UNIBEN but 'e get grade'. It has to stop now!!!

ah!UNIBEN,OGAH OH(in yoruba)so what i heard abt that school is so true.PLS MODS TK THE POST TO FRONTPAGE LETS LEARN AND KNOW MORE ABOUT OTHER SCHOOLS WIT ITS BAD/WORST DEPARTMENT.buh truthfully anythin that has chemistry in it aint easy even in jand n yankee.WHO THE HELL INVENTED OR BROUGHT THIS STUFFS WE STUDY?IS WA OH.THANK GOD AM NT APPLYIN MINE,AM RUNNIN A PGD IN ACCOUNTING,I NEED MY ICAN ASAP

Pls friends do well in statin the school or ur alma mata so others can take note...

Mynd_44: Some school wicked oo

some dept over wicked....mehn tis aint funny allowin ur siblings or enemies go to some dept

which skul is that?

cdamsel: Political science,dem no dey ever graduate

pls guys do wel in statin yur skul for reference sake.so pol sc is same everywr

my alma mata is unical and d worst dept is the one i graduated from,which is chemistry,followed by political science.THO I'L GIVE TO POL.SC cos they like mine barely shortlist student for service.dunno if they've changed but i remember waitin for about two yrs befor i went for service.LETS HEAR YOURS

Am afraid of poverty....i'v tasted both side,down side aint fun

Never wear stripe shirt on stripe trousers.so not cool

Mynd_44: Sorry

thankx

Mynd_44: Okay thank you

wr it annoys me is d fact that they say it proudly even d dpo.I mean 7pm is too early nt that there's curfew.once in one gotta pay bail wit hard earnedd cash.I see that the bail bond has an inscription that states one paid no cash for bail and I ask wat is d money for,they said this Week will be worst cox they'l increase d bail money.I told this to a police friend of mine,e said even the igp collected that too durin his rise up

nekaa: Edit the options then I will come and comment.

there is a #11 for u to specify so u fill in yurs

Guys jux careful tis dia game plan

Accordng to my man jim carey,"lies is what adult do"

Not until yesternight when i went out to get recharge card at about 7pm when a police van stopped me and ask that I enter their van filled with about 13 persons picked at random in the street.I got to find out at d station that they are rampage to get money for the festive season.funny thing is that they said it to our face that they'll pickin ppl at random to make money.so be careful......u. Can share yur experience wit this mofos.I hate them all

1.having babies
2.eating chocolate
3.knowing God
4.smoking weed
5.sleeping
6.having money
7.become rich
8.alcohol
9.getting married
10.become a famous person
11. others (specify)

Ivynwa: Nasty boy go put some clothes on.
You so you so nasty boy
You so you so nasty boy
You so you so naaaaaaaasttyy boy.

Sorry I am only singing Beyonce's song to you. Haha

the girl on blue by the right in yur pro pix looks as tho she got a dick.lol,tk a look

Empty hen,is that network still existin?screw em

Personally when I have just 5k in my account I can fall ill.dunno about you guys but at that stage I consider myself broke.let's hear yours.p:s when I say 5k I mean in naira.cheers

I CANT REMEMBER VIVIDLY,BUH I HEARD SOMEWHERE THAT THE FIRST LADY NEVER HAD A CHILD FOR GEJ,HOW TRUE IS IT? IS IT JUST ME OR THE FIRST LADY'S SKIN LOOKS TONED!!APY HALF A CENTURY PLUS 5 TO YOU,OP SAY NO BE YUR FOOTBALL AGE?

From obj to nigerians"I DE LAFF"

queen_labisi: Court marriage is so 4kin necessary, a must,so wats d noise bout

the ish here is,not every guy is cool wit it.we c it as tho a woman's immunity,meaning she can threaten u wit it if there's any misunderstandin....i mean some educated girls think so...

mondi_cheeks: but u sign a marriage contract which is in accordance to law, the same document u would sign in court

u sayin church document and court document are same?av u seen both?the underlyin factor hr is the splittin of the properties by half,pls tel me,is that stated in the church's/l.g.a registry?

in church marriage there is no jurisdiction as unto the sharing of the husby's properties as against court marriage

@Cherechy so u saying there's a
provision of the half spliting of property in church marriage
registry?mind u we not talkin about the demise of the husby.if tis
demise,then he should write a will to that effect. plz barrister
explain the part of ppty splittin wit respect to church or fg
certificate,is there any stipulation regardin that in the cert?tnx

i dig the point of most of y'all....women jst wanna feel secure knowin they can leave their husby wit their acct filled.about the guy sayin there's no court marriage in nigeria,pardon my askin,where are u from?u dont sound educated.personally for me i'l stick to the writtin of will thingy that is if protection is what they want.i realize they jst wanna be safe.women these days are too materialistic and educated so much that they demand court marriage....come to think of it,what if the woman is welthier than the man,cant the man get half?pls friends lets not derail as this is a very sensitive ish.thanks for your post,this duely noted.keep yur thots comin in