₦airaland Forum

Princek12:
Many people don't understand the song and therefore do not appreciate it because they do not know the meaning of an Oliver Twist. They apparently did not read the Oliver Twist novel. Put simply, an Oliver Twist is a person who is not satisfied and wants to have everything. Applying that definition to D'Banj's Oliver Twist song, D'Banj is talking about a guy who wants to have all the girls. He wants to have, among other girls, Beyonce, even though she is with Jigga; Nicki Minaj, because her nyansh is bigger; Rihanna, because he makes him gaga; Omotola, because people like her; Genevieve, because she is so sweet; and Nadia Buari, because she does not drink gari.

And the last part of the song immediately before the chorus says, "You want to have them all, because you are just an Oliver, Oliver, Oliver Twist." Rather than for some people to say they do not understand a song and humbly ask for interpretation, they simply say the song makes no sense. Bottom line, the song is entertaining and will be a hit.

As usual, once white people start to like the song and give it the Oyinbo stamp of approval, all these people with inferiority complex who had earlier claimed to hate the song will now claim that they now like the song--that it grew on them.

pleep:
you mean drop out of college?

no i'm not igbo guess what tribe i'm from.
your igbo right?

pleep:
oh, haha well ive been planning on how to become a millionare since i was three and last yr during the recession I got my lucky break. 

So now Ive got enough money to start exporting and importing electronics to Naija with my uncle, we already have buyers. And eventually we going to start mining solid minerals. like lead, iron etc.
I cant wait! 

so in these circumstances college seems kinda pointless (except for the parties).

dboss4life:
sometimes i wander where our women are heading to in this country called naija, imagine a woman defending a fellow woman for not knowing how to cook, its so shameful and disgusting, as far as am concerned any woman who cannot prepare a good meal for her husband is useless no matter the level of her education.

some bitches are even saying their man should go to the kitchen and cook for them, then what is the use the man marrying the woman when she cannot cook him a good meal. if men should now be doing the cooking then women should go out to look for money to cater for the family, silly Bottom.

some women believe that it is just to open their legs wide open that is the only obligation they owe their man, its far more than that please. personally i cannot even marry a woman who doesn't know how to cook, fortunately for me my beloved wife is a good cook and thats why whatever she request from me, i give it to her happily because she is a priceless asset to me and even in my next life, i will still marry her.

so please for all the single ladies in nairaland i will advise you all to go and learn how to cook a good meal if you ever want to get married and have a happy home.

really? duh cooking is no guarantee for a happy home, if you can't marry a woman who can't cook then billions of men are ready to marry her, cooking should not be a woman thing cos nobody was born to cook if your only reason for marrying a woman is cooking then you your self are a bloody joker. so a woman is useless if she can't cook? really was a woman born to cook? If cooking is what makes a woman then I don't even want to know how to cook

mbatuku1:
Nice convo, guys. You make me remember my teens. But I'm an old man now. Good to see you getting positive.

*whisper* So who's taking Natasha?

the most handsome

pleep:
haha, Whoever ends up the richest  .
lol, typical Nigerians if not aerospace engineers, then doctors or lawyers. Me, i'm unconventional,  I'm gunna to start my business this December and hopefully drop out of college if my parents let me.

odumchi:
Lol yeah its a long process. Im sure you'll never want to see a book again when your done. About me, I'm thinking of either Automotive engineering or petroleum engineering, haven't really decided yet.

About being short, don't worry everyone likes short girls

lol i feel like punching you you're mocking me right?, I'm not short okay 5'5 is not short

and that's great my uncle is a petroleum engineer , like men the guy makes goooooood money, gets to travel out of the continent now and then, and lots of other stuff, its gonna be great if you study that, anyways they are both good


@pleep why the hell are you shocked, as if we don't have petroleum engineers here

londoner:
I watched it when it was in London, what a disappointment! It was over-hyped and never lived up to my expectation at all.

The acting was also substandard and unconvincing in many parts. One good thing about the movie, was that it gave Nollywood the chance to explore the marketing/advertising/cinema side of movie making.


Off topic, has anyone watched Anchor Baby?

gilobaltd:
Hey mary in da houze men,it'z your boy <uncle snoop> young six fella all dway 4rm southside end wazigi u should knw wot i min your;-( have been on facebook,twitter 2go,but i don't really know if der is fun here in our currency land,i logged in once in six months just to read your comments and to get information dis should be my first comment ever,anyway am wishing my younger bro azee who is now in lag 4 d ume test all d way 4rm wazigi south end sucxes in his test even if na drug test him go pass am and same thing to u tasha and fellow Jambite,dose in da hox wen like beef no beef me oh cos we dey run our own studio i hail of owner i no take person babe i only greet her,as beanpole ope wah 4 okorodu him go tell u say we dey flow we no dey float,anyway i really have to go now and i'll miss u guys like am missing d mic rite now,no go use biro shade oooo or dose 4 unilag test like my bro,i heard it's d computer stuff no go browse facebook forget your test o,i gad to go now see u guys some other time miss u all. ss am and same thing to u tasha and fellow Jambite,dose in da hox wen like beef no beef me oh cos we dey run our own studio i hail of owner i no take person babe i only greet her,as beanpole ope wah 4 okorodu him go tell u say we dey flow we no dey float,anyway i really have to go now and i'll miss u guys like am missing d mic rite now,no go use biro shade oooo or dose 4 unilag test like my bro,i heard it's d computer stuff no go browse facebook forget your test o,i gad to go now see u guys some other time miss u all.

okay thanks for your prayers and amen to all of them

mykhel995:
erm, im 16!! so i guess i should be on this thread!!!

Yeah you should so what's up with you?

odumchi:
Thanks 
So what do you plan on studying in the university?

Nice lol

I want to study law, but sometimes when i think about the years i'll spend in school i just get to shiver  , what about you?

blabber15:
yeah nigerian education system is wack. i was supposed to be in school unilag last year at 14 i was admitted but cos of my age they didnt allow me register. so im applying 4 admission again this year. by the way im 5 feet 7.5

that's good,

hey seems like I'm the shortest here 

pleep:
16 yr olds are usually juniors in the U.S but yea i remeber now, students in naija start uni early.  buncha 15 yr olds in college making me feel silly. 

lolz are you kidding me, you should be happy oh, take my self for instance I was suppose to be in the university at 15 but our educational system, jamb post ume blah blah blah, last year my jamb centre was cancelled so i didn't get my result, and i couldn't go for my post ume exam, but thank God this year I saw my result and I'm going to write my post ume next month on the third with God I'll gain my admission , here sometimes even when people finish early they might noit still get into the uni because of this jamb and post ume , its just too bad and sad.

odumchi:
I feel so ashamed.

Abi?

you shouldn't my dear even here there are epople your age who are just in jss 2 so there's nothing to be ashamed of okay

pleep:
^Haha, i can see how it can be a little confusing . Anyway, u would be a junior in the U.S what grade r u in Nigeria?

Donlittle:
freshman is jss3
sophomore is ss1
junior is ss2
senior is ss3
sefini!

annawhite:
natash! Why r u mixing up concoction,that is d *suck and pass out concoction*mainly used on d n1pples for greedy men
I want the *look and empty pocket* concoction, commot for road jor make i ask d professional

lmao oh sorry my dear I think i've seen aunt fickle doing it before, emm okay yea i remember she mixed grounded pepper and bleach, with three drops of ogogoro, massage them gently into your eyes, who so ever pocket you look at, the money inside will fly into your hand bag do it and you will thank me later