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NnamdiiKanu:



South Africa is international trip ??

Afonjas go kill me

Hahahahahahahahaha

Why did she travel to South Africa ?? To go perform to her 4 million bread eating fans

This is the funniest shiit I've ever read in my life

What does she do for a living ??

No,south africa is a local government trip and she sells bread for a living

So wetin she want make i do?she sounds more like a junkie than a LovePeddler

Efe will be like "who ever thought i'll see this day,who i be?"

She probably did internal whistle blowing to the principal of the school

SuperSuave:
Chai! Don't think you have an escape route here. Carefully choose one and pray for luck then go to the 2nd venue with bandages and plaster on your head, tell them say okada jam you for road

picolo brunelli,as funny as this sounds,na true ooo,use faith act am.if you no sabi act,tie bandage for only your right hand and no laff even if the interviewer crack one funny joke,just smile small

Sanchez01:
Lol! There are no life guards and recreational pools. I have never seen one myself. The question should have been 'are pool floats (or floaters) provided to noobs who intend to use the pool?

There are life guards, however, in sporting pools, and it's mandatory to have them.

@the emboldened, continuuu

Hotel or recreational,it is used by the public.there are some people who do not know how to swim and they like to enjoy what others are enjoying hence a need for lifeguard.I knew 3 different life guards at some points at Precious Palm Royal Hotel swimming pool few kilometers away from where this very tragic incidence occured.

Sanchez01:
Lol! There are no life guards and recreational pools. I have never seen one myself. The question should have been 'are pool floats (or floaters) provided to noobs who intend to use the pool?

There are life guards, however, in sporting pools, and it's mandatory to have them.

@the emboldened, continuuu

hotel

Fine girl

Billyonaire:
Low....

There is a place better than Heaven......


Heaven is just a construct, y'all created it by mass consciousness collapsing the wave-funtions and materializing your 'Heaven'.

Y'all will see how boring it will be when same symphonies keep repeating itself with great weather, perfect trees, streets of gold and silver and you holding hands with your loved ones, so glamorous. Then you realized there..and say...This is it ? Then that matrix opens up and now you realize its been your creation, y'all creation and then you will come over, out of that illusion called Heaven and ,.....towards the Source Field. The Quantum Source of all, that there is.

Peace & Love.

Digital Physics....if you've got the brains.

On the contrary u are d one doin d imagination cuz its written eyez hav not seen neither has ear heard what God has prepared for those who love him.if it is true i think he has a reason for saying so.....truly truly speaking ur smartness,brains nd all makes this world boring cuz humans who are the best in making wealth,d best brains nd d best pleasure nd beauty seekers hav come to realize they want something more than these things

djkall:
And u think those clamouring for it to be scrapped are not ex corp members?

help me ask am

Your post is one sided nd untrue
Culture
Pray you dont encounter some tribes with strange culture in Nigeria
Allawee
Like seriously?#19800 monthly,around 560 daily nd u think its money making oppurtunity?my dear that money is nothing,please this kind of mindset keeping dragging us backword OMG nd u'r suppose to be a nigerian youth
Life partner
Ratio of people who get married through nysc scheme nd people who dont is like 10:90
Job opportunities
How many ex-corpers do they retain after service?talk true na
Experience
Just one of the windows for experience,IT is there,internship is there,teaching practice is there,holiday jobs are there.besides if they post u to the north especially north east,the only experience u gain is teaching.HOW DID YOU COME OUT WITH ALL THESE?

Tallesty1:
This is a very stupid post Oga sir.


A girlfriend isn't a necessity, it isn't all roses and beautiful winds, you don't lack anything if you don't have a girlfriend so I don't see why one will have to indulge in those things he listed up there.

Having a girlfriend comes with a lot of terms, conditions and downfalls that a man who isn't ready to settle down shouldn't get himself involved in. Abi ooo.Who girlfriend help? Mtcheww.for the record ashewo is even better cuz it will ease u off some stress but being patient nd getting married to woman is the best cuz she then becomes part of u nd ur family.boyfriend/girlfriend na load,problem ,complication....relationship my ass

Anything that has tires, engine or breast will give you problems so I do not see having a girlfriend as an important thing in a guy's Life. Not many of us are ready to devote time, money energy feelings loyalty to any fucking girlfriend in this age that being loyal to one girl means you are gonna cry.

And finally, no man is alround poor, he may be poor financially but rich in other things that some women need so being poor and being unadatable are not the same.


I had to join your comment with my first comment because I don't want to comment twice on this useless post.


That means that your next mention has been ignored.

abi ooo.who girlfriend epp?For the record ashawos which u ridiculed is even better but the best is being patient,make ur money nd grow in other aspects in life nd getting married to d luv of ur life or whomever u nd ur folks find as d right person cuz she'll become part of u nd ur folks..girlfriend/boyfriend.........waste of time nd resources

Cash flow-acehood feat tpain rickross
Only you Jesus-Ada
We all want love-rihanna

Linking snakes nd lala is now getting boring.

saraki2019:
It is unpatriotic and ungodly for a single person to gamble between two paying jobs, when some have none.

professor of religious studies and national value.i hail u sir

Initially b4 i read the post i was like it will no longer b a secret if its on nairaland.This aint no secret bro especially the 3rd one

Diving into the pool when i couldn't swim cuz i saw everybody swimming enjoying themselves.som1 saved me from drowning tho

sarrki:
Wetin concern baba lalasticlala for him matter ?

the tin taya me too ooo

Pieromania:
Women should learn to be submissive to their husband,that is the problem of women of this days especially Nigerian women.This ego of 'we are all equal' has made most marriages miserable.That he is a pastor does not make him less a human

women can be compared to food.follow the recipe correctly the food becomes delicious nd u'r happy follow it wrongly then u'll throw away the food

TTT was suppose to b d man for the money,he's got talents nd he's full of life but unfortunately his BIG LIE abt his dead family defamed him nd he lost fans nd voters.....d oda lie that he wasn't married though iy isn't good but i dnt blame him.In our Nigerian society when young pple know u'r married u become isolated in a way except u gat too much money.I love d streets too but i think EFE is overhyped.Bisola too dey overdo.i like Tboss not because she gat anything to offer but because of her guts,her heart nd she's from my state

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.debbie-rise is a fresh blood with talent.For Marvis ....................................................nothing to talk abt her

jimi4us:
story

u can say that again

Maka why?

Ogashub:
I observed that too

Yoruba's and igbos are miracle mongers.. You will always see them in noise making churches falling down into and out of annoiting.. They dont like how Catholics quietly and mannerfully pray.. We belive in the powers of the blessed sacrament which still works wonders... Proud Catholic

what are u saying?no b igbos get catholic church?

BrutalJab:
Freedom of expression is a notable progress in the advancement of democracy. But freedom of expression does not warrant baseless, unwarranted character assassination.


The reason Christianity is dying is the secularization of the sacred and the non application of common sense in making jokes with God and the things of God. Modern media will make jokes of Christianity and we laugh and regards is normal.


But they do not try that with Islam and because of fear of reprisals. That's how we are dying. We must learn to have respect for limits. Any human being who goes against the law should be punished.
But to resort to indiscriminate and unwarranted outbursts on social media against anyone is unacceptable, especially if it's made to diminish the person and image of anyone and sometimes only to score cheap popularity.


The Pastor is not Jesus, Kemi Oluloyo has committed a crime punishable under the law and therefore must be made to enjoy the fruit of her labour.

Mummy Freeze is next!

christianity is not a religion.Judaism is.Imagine Jesus christ telling those who wanted to go ahead and stone that prostitute to death that they should go ahead and stone the woman cuz the law said so and it is none of his business or Jesus telling his father in heaven"father i am now a man on earth,so do what you are suppose to do,i cant be bothered with just one woman i have souls to save"...some will say i cast out demons in your name but i will say get away from me i know you not.why cant he acknowledge them?it is because some only possess the gifts,powers nd all but are not conformed to His image and likeness.Even when they crucified him,he did everything the father asked him to do,he forgave them.i respect nd admire Jesus not because d name d SON OF GOD but because he obeyed his father absolutely.Now are these present days pastors doing same?dont telll me they are just men cuz Jesus was also a man on earth.

BISIXCLUSIVE:
AM tired of all these NAIJA BANK's ooooo, they can't even show BBNAIJA for a day, na CNN, BBC, CHANNELS, AIT.......everytime, they ar just too serious for my liken, even Heritage Bank self dey do eye service.

lol

zpakln:
NaturalFukUp

am tellin u

Emekus92:
Who fuckin cares
Dis BBrubbish of 25million that people parents are fighting 4 when a boy of 17 won 43million on bet9ja in Benue state last 2 weeks.

me ion care abt ur view cuz d small boy dat won 43 million is no longer newz

solid3:
No be from Edo she from come?

Mean while: This girl is wicked oo. So there was Coke by her side all along & she sent d tired guy 2 d back of d store. Na wa o.

u like Edo people shey?hehehehe.E dey pain them

Ok mine goes like this
There was this pretty petite girl i was chiking back then in 2007,my friend and i went to d place she was preparing for jamb lesson,we sat down behind one of d classes,d bench we sat down was adjacent to the back building of the class so i was telling my friend"if i catch this girl,i go straff am wella" not knowing she was right before us and she could hear us loud and clear cuz she was sitting at the rear end of d class i couldn't recognize her cuz she changed her wig,when she looked back to really ascertain who was talking cuz she recognize my voice,we met face to face.o bob that day i docked my head till i got home blaming my friend at the same time why he followed me

wins18:
mine happened some years back,
the keyboardist in my church didn't come to church that sunday, so the church was looking for someone to play the piano, Na so I bounce from my seat to the piano stand, and told them to search no more for a daniel has come to jugdment, lol.
The singer's face beamed with smile seeing someone who claimed to be an expert in piano mount the stage,little did they know what my guy is upto, I just signaled her with my hand to start singing.
Na so the girl start ooo
Me sef con dey play another thing dey go, na so church be like a war zone,
Na so the girl vex, stone me the mic she was holding, luckily enough, I saw that coming and I dogded it like a pro, na so the thing go hit the drummer for head, gbozaaaa!
No be person tell me say make I tear race commot 4 church b4 they go lynch me for church.

hahahahahahahah.oga u dey lie for africa.but d story sweet me.

Nice innovation but this will cause problem eventually

Everblazinggg:
We are saying same thing. Tboss has her issues, we all do. But she has a good heart...I see beyond her faults. Imagine someone that efe,bisola,bally and marvis will gather and all they do is gossip about her? Saying she uses juju to avoid evictions, calling her a witch, telling bally and marvis to avoid her and her bed yet this morning, the "witch" cooked for them and they eat even thou she's aware of their plots against her. That's the tboss I see and will vote for till the last day

i love dis