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I wish I can find that kind of girl..

1079ola:
u will have to go there with a bullet prove jacket and prepare ur own bomb as a best man

Lol..

Snowangel4:
lolz...just trying to show how angry I am

Hmm, this your angry self.. Easy oo!

vizkiz:
women are crazy. Take heart Bro, she is gonna be back

Lol..

Snowangel4:
wicked soul.....make she poison the cake or kidnapp him and cut off his joystick


or just gun everybody down that day

Poison the cake and gun everybody down that day Hmm..

These are the phobia list:



1. Acrophobia- Fear of heights..


2. Bibliophobia- Fear of books..


3. Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness..


4. Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents..


5. Electrophobia- Fear of electricity..


6. Felinophobia- Fear of cats..


7. Genophobia- Fear of sex..


8. Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed..


9. Insectophobia - Fear of insects..


10. Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese..


11. Kakorrhaphiophobia- Fear of failure or defeat..


12. Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers..


13. Mastigophobia- Fear of punishment..


14. Noctiphobia- Fear of the night..


15. Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes..


16. Phasmophobia- Fear of ghosts..


17. Quadrataphobia - Fear of quadratic equations..


18. Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles..


19. Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture..


20. Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13..


21. Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating..


22. Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women..


23. Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft..


24. Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages..


25. Ymophobia - Fear of contrariety..


26. Zoophobia- Fear of animals..



WHICH PHOBIA DO YOU HAVE?? NATURE

Beautiful..

God in heaven knows that I'm no 10.. A caring husband..


halfricanadian, come oo.. I know you like a visiting husband

alibaba1995:
YOUR DATE OF BIRTH OUT. (DOES IT TRULY DEFINE U?) Born On The 1st You are a very friendly person. You love the good things in life. You are very ambitious. You seek stable, long-term relationships. You have good leadership skills - if you channel your efforts in the right direction, you can go very far in life. Born On The 2nd You are a very helpful person. You make friends easily. You tend to be very loving and caring in your relationships. You are very optimistic and confident about the things you do. This is a quality which will help you to get ahead of others in life. Born On The 3rd You have a creative mind. You love to explore new places and learn about new things. You are easy-going in life. Your loved ones are very happy in your company. You have big dreams in life. Try your best and you shall achieve them soon. Born On The 4th You are someone who loves life. Your smiles are infectious. Your motivational spirit is undeniable. You are romantic at heart and will have a very good love life. Most of the times, you are an understanding individual but can be difficult to deal sometimes. You are totally loyal and trustworthy. Your friends love you. Born On The 5th You have a magnetic and pleasing personality. You have a good sense of humor. People like you to be around them. You tend to fall in love very fast. You are emotional and may suffer in case of a break- up. You love to wear fashionable and stylish clothes. Born On The 6th You are cheerful at heart. You are enthusiastic about trying new things. You have an adventurous streak. At the same time, you are a sensitive individual. You can maintain friendships very well. You are compassionate and caring for the people you love. You will accomplish a lot in life. Born On The 7th You have a shy but likable personality. You are a dependable person. You like stability and peace in your life. You are sincere in your work. When in love, you become very romantic and mushy. You like to lead a luxurious life. You are faithful towards your family and friends. Born On The 8th You have a calm and humble personality. You are a chilled attitude towards life. You are usually quite jolly and love to crack jokes. You are a profound thinker. You believe in God and are spiritual in your way of living. You are a magnanimous person when required. Born On The 9th You have a smart and stylish personality. The opposite s*x gets easily attracted towards you. You love the finer things of life. You believe in living in the present. You take very good care of your family and friends. In a relationship, your partner is the apple of your eye. Born On The 10th You are a very charismatic person. People love to be in touch with you. You are self sacrificing in your relationships. You are like a coconut - tough outside but sensitive at heart. At times, you love to indulge in artistic and creative ventures. Take care that people don't take advantage of your helpful nature. Born On The 11th You have a warm and inviting personality. You are amiable and love to make new friends. You are quick to return favors from friends. You love to crack jokes and spend long hours with friends. In relationships, you seek to dominate your partner but in a non- threatening way. At the same time, you are very passionate in your relationships. Born On The 12th You are a wise person known for your humility. You are dedicated and sincere in your studies/work. You are an emotional lover. You tend to get possessive in your relationships. Otherwise, you are an easy-going and friendly person. You love to dress well. You are realistic in the game of life. Born On The 13th You are wise beyond your years. Your friends turn to you whenever they need any advice. You care for the people close to your heart. You are a very good motivator. You work very well in teams and are a team-player. You don't hold back your feelings and are very expressive in love and romance. Born On The 14th You are born to be a leader. You are cool in difficult situations and inspire others in times of crisis. You love traveling. You like to dress in sync with the latest fashion trends. You love to be pampered by your loved one. You prefer to be in a serious relationship. You are faithful to your family. Born On The 15th You have a very magnetic personality. You always stand out in a crowd. You are usually smiling and spreading cheer around. You are serious about life. You have certain goals in life which you want to reach and you strive hard to achieve them. You pour your everything in a relationship. Sentiments are very important for you. Born On The 16th You have a patient and introspective personality. You do things after thinking about the pros and cons. You are kind and altruistic by nature. You like to help others. Your enthusiasm is infectious. You express your love to your beloved every now and then. You take great care of your sweetheart and shower all your attention on him/her. Born On The 17th You are not a very loud person. But at times you lose your temper very easily. You have a creative bent in you. You like to indulge in artistic ventures. You are mature beyond your years. You try to be friends with everyone. You are born to flirt with the opposite sex. You prefer independence and seek space in your love relationships. Born On The 18th You are an outdoors person. You like spending time in peaceful, natural surroundings. You are a dynamic person. You cannot sit at one place for a long time. You like dressing up for occasions. You prefer to express your views openly. You are an exciting person to fall in love with but you prefer to be in a strong, long-term relationship only. Born On The 19th You are attractive with an impeccable sense of dressing. You have more friends of the opposite s*x than of your own. You are a jolly person with a great sense of humor. This is why people want to spend time with you. Someone will fall in love with you because of your enthusiastic, understanding and free- spirited nature. Born On The 20th You are a person who is liked by one and all. Few people will hate you. You are innocent and very friendly. Try not to be very gullible. You have a sensitive side which very few people close to you know about. Members of your own s*x are jealous with you because of how easily you mix with the opposite sex. Born On The 21th You live life to the fullest and don't worry about tomorrow. You like to be as independent as possible. You confront obstacles in life by giving your best. You are a beautiful person. You are fun to be with. Someone will fall in love with you for the intimacy and affection you tend to show. Born On The 22nd Even though, you are not very extrovert, you mix very well with people once you know them a bit. You are a God- fearing person. You are someone known for your intelligence. At times, you crave for attention. You love the company of your friends and cherish the time you spend with them. You will find bliss with the person you love most in yo ur life. Born On The 23rd You are a happy-go-lucky person. You take life as it comes. Family and friends are very important to you. You are known for your wit. You possess talent to master one of the arts. Try to find your artistic ability if you haven't yet. You are very thoughtful and care for your sweetheart when in a relationship. Born On The 24th You are a stable and a responsible person. People know that they can depend on you. When in love, you are very charming and affectionate towards your sweetie pie. You try to remain active as much as possible. You are sincere in your work/studies but if you try a little harder, you can be very successful. Born On The 25th You are a friendly and lovable person. You try not to antagonize others by being diplomatic. You are very generous towards the under- privileged. You are ambitious and wish to achieve lots of things in life. Be open-minded and try to do your best, you will reach your goals soon. When in love, you become very romantic, mushy and caring. Born On The 26th You are a frank and expressive person. You do what your heart tells you to. You do not care much about what others say. You maintain a calm exterior. You don't lose your temper easily. You love to explore new places and learn about new things. You like to flirt and your flirting will get you the love of your life. Born On The 27th You have an attractive and vibrant personality. You are a social animal and like to party. You make new friends very easily. You are known for your good sense of humor. At times, you are very obstinate. You can forgive but you not forget easily. In your love life, you tend to be choosy in your search for the perfect partner. Born On The 28th You are a star. Your joyful attitude towards life is unmatched. You are very talkative but at the same time, quite attentive. You love luxury. You are in sync with the latest fashion trends and groom yourself well. At times, you get too emotional. Most likely, you will be in a long term relationship. You cherish loyalty. Born On The 29th You are an optimistic person and like to motivate others. You do not take many risks and adopt a cautious approach before trying anything new. In your free time, you are lively and relaxed. You like to chill out with friends whenever you get the chance. You are very passionate in love and make your partner .. on top of the world. Born On The 30th You have a sexy and mysterious personality. Because of this, the opposite s*x love to be around you. You are very sociable and amiable. You show good leadership skills and this will help you in your workplace. You weigh pros and cons before taking any decision. You want your partner to ben good looking, dynamic and humorous. Born On The 31st You are a simple and honest person. You don't like too many frills. You have a creative mind. If you channel your talents in the right direction, you can go places. You have a warm and compassionate personality which others like very much. You are easily approachable. You need a lot of time to commit it. Does this make any sense to you?

31st is true..

loomer:
Lol, how u dey na

I gallant bro.. How things?

loomer:
People like us wey na men we dey think of nko

Eeh!


My hand no dey bro..

halfricanadian:
Im d rare type

Yeah, I know.. I guess that no 11 really touched and softened your heart

halfricanadian:
Dear romancelander
i really need to apologise to a wonderful amazing God sent guy in my life that i treated bad i really feel terrible inside please romancelander help me apologise on my behalf that i am sorry i over reacted i was selfish i had dis big fat ego i av been filled with pride which has eaten me deep i av been overly jealous rude insultive i never cared to his needs i abandoned him wen he needed me d most all his sign languages i ignored im not a bad person i just felt disrespected im really sorry i am ready for a change a new chance i have forgiven forgotten let u b d lead while i follow im sorry help me apologise and to every one i have offended i am sorry i'm not d revengful type i wont revenge i have forgiven and ready to open a new chapter with u start afresh i really really appreciate ur efforts im sorry i love u dearly im still me d good girl to u no changes help me beg please any one every one im sorry

You eh..

Cutehector:

Ntoooooooooooooorh.

Lol..

Smellymouth:
When she comes visiting --

Start with less intimate touching and work your way up. Some women consider certain actions more intimate than others but here’s a general guideline of how things escalate sexually:

Playing with her fingers.
Running your fingers on her arms or legs.
Massaging her back.
Kissing her neck.
Kissing her cheek.
Kissing / nibbling / licking her ear.
Kissing her collarbone.
Kissing her lips softly.
Kissing her lips more passionately (with tongue).
Running your hands through her hair.
Running your hands on her body: outer thighs, inner thighs, stomach/waist, a5s, and chest/breasts.
Kissing her stomach, breasts, and panty line.
Lifting her shirt up to expose her skin or taking it off completely.
Unbuttoning/unzipping her pants slowly with your fingers or teeth.
Rubbing her Vee through the outside of her panties.
Sensually removing her panties while looking her in the eyes.
Having sex with her.



Am outta erre mhen##

Lol.. You just killed it bro

Lwkmd..

Lovelynature:
Nice write-up bro. Respect is the number one spec in wife material

Thanks bro.. Yeah, respect is the most important thing both in relationship and marriage..

halfricanadian:
Number 11 he is totally forgiven i apppreciate his effort nd i love him
I accept my wrong and i am deeply sorry
Tanks for correcting me

Freemind ready for a new chance i reacted badly too cos im imperfect too

Nice comment halfricanadian

WISDOM FOR WOMEN..



1. A first class degree won't make you a first
class wife rather your submission and respect
will..


2. The woman who respects her husband is the
best wife anyone would ever have..


3. Your character and attitude will go a long way
in determining if your husband will wish he never
Regret getting married to you..


4. To be a great wife, you need more anger
management skills than nagging skills..


5. Be a leader at work, or anywhere else but be a
companion at home.. It's wisdom!


6. Don't compete with your husband; compliment
him..


7. Your strength is in humility and submission,
not in strife and contention..


8. Be tender, every man respects a tender
woman but firm..


9. Never try to punish your husband by starving
him of food or Sex, he maybe forced to get it
outside..


10. There is nothing wrong in accepting that you
are wrong when you are wrong..


11. Prepare to forgive your husband if he wrongs
you.. For a forgiving wife is better than a
vengeful one..


12. Make a decision to be a good wife, you will
need it in the long run.. NATURE



halfricanadian, what do you think?
Hope I'm making sense

halfricanadian:
im every where na like breeze spreading cool all arond

Chai!

halfricanadian:
Cant i have best of both worlds

Lol.. I know I'll see you here

delectablegyal:
Who can do dat? Check my dp.......guys only.

You're really killing it on Nairaland.. Chai!

halfricanadian:
Same with men sha

Lol.. Ok, you win

halfricanadian:
So u see it applies to both world

Yeah, but women sha.. Make I keep my mouth shot

halfricanadian:
SAME APPLIES TO GUYS!!!!!!

Lol.. I know you'll say that..

glimpse33:
Nature8














Thank You For This

You're welcome bro..

princdebola201:
God punish amaka

I understand your pain bro.. But don't worry, things will eventually work out for you one day.. Just keep your head up and focus..

YOU KNOW YOU ARE STUPID If,


1. You're here losing sleep over a girl who's
probably sleeping just fine with another guy on
her mind..


2. You're staring at your phone waiting for a text
from a girl who's probably having deep
conversations with another guy..


3. You're posting subliminal status's about a girl
who's probably too busy paying attention to
another guy's profile to read them..


4. You're crying over a girl who's probably
making another guy smile right now. If you're not
the guy she gives her all to, then she's not the
girl you should be stressing over..


.....Think twice and Be a Real Man... Don't add
or subtract what I've said..


True or False?? NATURE

I'm still wondering why you open this thread Op..

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?


Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came
home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2mins.
How was yours?


Woman 1: Oh it was amazing!
My husband came home and took me out for a
romantic dinner..

After dinner we walked for an hour. When we
came home he lit the candles around the house.
It was like a fairy tale!


At the same time, their husbands are talking at
work.

Husband 1: How was your evening?


Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on
the table, I ate & fell asleep.
What about you?


Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's
no dinner, they cut the electricity because I
forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner
which was so expensive that didn't have money
left for a cab..


We walked home which took an hour & when we
got home we remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the
house!


Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what
the reality is!! NATURE

Not even the current vice president Osibanjo, but the former one Atiku.. Nigerian government self..