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Lol..

I love this..
Seriously working on becoming a great me..

Nikita1:
Nothing about their 3rd leg

Lol.. What you wanna hear about their third leg?

BumBae:
Op just type a sheet of rubbish pon screen on a Tuesday
Not 1 point make sense
Not 1

Please, I did not create this thread for people like you to comment.. If you don't like it, you ignore or skip it..

And by the way, why e pain you like this on guy's matter? I guess you're a guy using a female moniker

1. There is a method to find out whether your boyfriend is unfaithful or not. Find out your boyfriend’s IQ, studies show that unfaithful men have lower IQ’s..

2. It is funny to know that staring at women, men spend almost a year of their lives..

3. This is horrifying!! Half of all women who die from homicides are killed by former or current partners or husbands..

4. Men are liars, they lie 6 times a day on an average, where as women lie 3 times a day..

5. Men will be worried to know that 50% is their lifetime risk of developing cancer..

6. If you’re a man, better not to put your laptop on your lap – if it feels hot, it may cause infertility..

7. How much time do you spend for shaving? Studies show that on an average a man spends almost six months shaving in his lifetime..

8. It is interesting to know that men with shaved heads are perceived 13% stronger and as an inch taller than men with hair..

9. Have you ever observed that men with higher levels of satisfaction with their marriages have attractive wives according to a study..

10. You will be surprised to hear that a 99-year- old man divorced after 77 years of marriage. He divorced his 96-year-old wife because he had discovered about an affair she had in the 1940’s..

11. This one is weird! In India, a man married a dog..

12. A man bought a house in 2013, next to his ex-wife just to install a giant middle finger statue so that she would see it everyday..

13. Smoking causes impotence in men. Hope you quit smoking after reading this..

14. Do you know that men were the first to wear high heels, women began wearing them to look more masculine..

15. It is difficult to believe that men are more likely to commit suicide than women, in countries such as Russia and Brazil, these rates among men are up to six times higher than those for women..

16. The first Father’s day celebration was held on June 19, 1910 in the U.S., in Spokane, Washington, and was conceived by Sondra Dodd. After listening about Mother’s Day, Dodd wished to have Father’s day for recognition for her father as well..

17. It is interesting to know that adult male has about 50% less body fat and 50% more muscle mass than the average adult female.. NATURE

Lol..

lekjons:
Henry!!

Henry is a legend..

Akkord4gov:
Good
Kanu representing
His wife is young and gorgeous too
If you have a pretty wife,you will be proud to take her with you to anywhere
#teamfinegirl or I remain single


Thank God,Henry no be Terry

FTC-effect of joblessness
Anyway,let me do like them
Dedicate it to my new nairaland crush-prettymina.
Pls,dont go and check her profile. Cos you guys can be too smart for me

Lwkmd.. You killed it bro

Once, there was this guy, who was in love with a girl. She wasn’t the most beautiful and gorgeous but for him, she was everything. He used to dream about her, about spending the rest of life with her. His friends told him, “why do you dream so much about her, when you don’t even know if she loves you or not? First tell her your feelings, and get to know if she likes you or not”..

He felt that was the right way. The girl knew from the beginning, that this guy loves her. One day when he proposed, she rejected him. His friends thought he would take alcohol, drugs etc and ruin his life. To their surprise, he was not depressed..

When they asked him how was it that he is not sad, he replied, “‘why should I feel bad? I lost one who never loved me and she lost the one who really loved and cared for her.”..



Moral: True Love is Hard to Get. Love is all about giving to other person without greed of gaining anything in return, if other person rejects it, its him/her who will be losing the most important thing in life. So never feel dejected.. NATURE

Lwkmd..

rotlan:
And you think you spelt it right sir?

Lwkmd..

ipledge10:
This gal will never be seen on this kind of thread ...

Lol.. Where is she na bro? Call her

Nice one bro.. Seriously following

vizkiz:
why do you want us to know you are on your bed Mr? You gay?

Lol.. Free her na bro, I open this thread for us to have fun.. You can say something different to make it fun and interesting too

Synzu:
Treat stupidity.

Thanks bro.. You need love

23mins to 11pm Nigerian time..

What's up with you



Me!... On my way to California.... For weekend clubbing... With Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj...

1. The best kind of relationship is when they're
not only your lover, but your best friend too..


2. Being happy doesn't mean things are perfect.
It just means you've decided to look beyond the
imperfections..


3. Never ignore a person who loves and cares for
you, because one day you may realize that
you've lost the moon while counting the stars..


4. You have to be loyal if you want something
real..


5. Be careful. The ones that make you smile are
the same ones that can shatter your heart..


6. If someone messes up, let it go. If they keep
messing up, let them go..


7. Regret nothing and don't let people bring you
down.. NATURE

Adaowerri111:
This Eritrea thing dey vex person, it should be one man one wife

Yeah.. I don't think that Eritrea thing is real either.. I strongly believe that what people said about that Eritrea two wives ish is a mere rumour.. Its not possible

Adaowerri111:
For him mind him don hammer, jobless man

Ada, abeg no take am that serious na.. Na joke

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes..

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3..

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: #150.00 which includes a tip..

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose..

Woman: So a beer costs #150 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending #450 each day and each month at #13500. In one year, it would be approximately #162000.. Correct?

Man: Correct..

Woman: If in 1 year you spend 162000, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at #32,40,000 correct?

Man: Correct..

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No..

Man: Where’s your Ferrari? NATURE

Lwkmd.. Una no go kill me with laugh

GMan650:
Wait isn't that lalasticlala in that blue shirt behind Naijaboiy and tosyne2much

Hope there won't be scarcity of men in Naija as people dey plan to travel to Eritrea and I'm sure PMB won't give that kinda law here.

Click 'like' if you think Buhari will visit Eritrea after his trip to Kenya
Click 'share' if you think 2baba, Wizkid and Davido will get there before him

Lwkmd..

1, You can sleep well..

2, You can save time and money..

3, No worries about how you look..

4, No miss calls in the midnight..

5,No need to recharge more than twice a day..

6, You can talk to all boys/girls..

7, You can eat well..

8, No scoldings from parents/guardians..

9, Can eat in any restaurant..

10, You can visit any body..

11, Can pick any call, any time without being questioned..

12, Don't worry about missed calls..

13, You can do whatever u want..

14, You don't need to displease yourself to please anyone..


Do you agree with me?? NATURE

This is what they call natural beauty.. She's beautiful but not the most beautiful cos the most beautiful ones are not yet born.. She reminds me of one Blessing like that I use to know back then in Enugu..

Ok na..

Wow! Impressive..