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Nice..

Nice thread Op..

Adonis3:
looool


Just started another phase of my life with handling women


It's never gonn be the same way


#Adonis3HasSopken

Lol.. Same thing with me bro.. Talking from experience, if you see what I went through from my ex.. I thank God for giving me such experience sha and I also thank him for the kind of life I'm living now.. I won't make such mistake again..

I argued... She argued..

I shouted... She shouted and then she cried

Result: She won by duckworth lewis method..



Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.

The poor king can take only one step at a time..

While the mighty queen can do whatever she
likes..



All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them..
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife.. Surely does..



One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"
His Wife Added a feature in it called
'Last Seen At'

Thank God she didn't add
'last seen with'..



Punch Of D Day..
Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So
Cute and Sweet, And All Wife's Are Always Angry?

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me.. And you
make them Wife..
Your Problem!!!



What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..



Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants..
SHE Does What SHE Wants..



Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per
my command..

Husband: Exactly darling! Its a computer, not a
Husband..!!



'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen
Your Life." -Shakespear


"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten your Life." -Shakespear's Wife.. NATURE

Jacksparr0w1207:
I don't need to be anything other Than a prison guard's son I don't need to be anything other Than a specialist's son I don't have to be anyone other Than the birth of two souls in one Part of where I'm going, is knowing where I'm coming from
[Chorus:] I don't want to be Anything other than what I've been trying to be lately All I have to do Is think of me and I have peace of mind I'm tired of looking 'round rooms Wondering what I've got to do Or who I'm supposed to be I don't want to be anything other than me
I'm surrounded by liars everywhere I turn I'm surrounded by imposters everywhere I turn I'm surrounded by identity crisis everywhere I turn Am I the only one who noticed? I can't be the only one who's learned!
[Chorus]
Can I have everyone's attention please? If you're not like this and that, you're gonna have to leave I came from the mountain The crust of creation My whole situation-made from clay to stone And now I'm telling everybody
[Chorus]
I don't want to be [x4]

I love the music.. It reminds me of the movie called "One Three Hill"..

Lwkmd.. Una no go kill me with laugh here

Lol.. Exam fever

She's very beautiful..

Hmm

Lol

[quote author=dovelike post=43185812]When I heard pirates I thought I was going to see something like this [/quote.


Lol.. Same thing with me

[quote author=cruzita post=43181181]lies [/quote


Ok.. So why do they sleep with more than one guy before getting married then?

Beautiful...

kinda cool..

Nnamdi Kanu, very intelligent human being..

Nawa oo! Wahala dey

1. January: named after Janus, the god of doors and gates..

2. February: named after Februalia, a time period when sacrifices were made to atone for sins..

3. March: named after Mars, the god of war..

4. April: from aperire, Latin for “to open” (buds)..

5. May: named after Maia, the goddess of growth of plants..

6. June: from junius, Latin for the goddess Juno..

7. July: named after Julius Caesar in 44 B.C..

8. August: named after Augustus Caesar in 8 B.C..

9. September: from septem, Latin for “seven”..

10. October: from octo, Latin for “eight”..

11. November: from novem, Latin for “nine”..

12. December: from decem, Latin for “ten”..

NOTE: The earliest calendar was a 10- month one, beginning with March; thus, September was the seventh month, October, the eighth, etc. July was originally called Quintilis meaning fifth; August was originally called Sextilis, meaning sixth.. NATURE

My take on it is that its not your biz Op.. Ben Bruce dey enjoy his money, leave him alone abeg..

Bad market for them.. Nawa oo!

BaddieKay:
Mr IG, now u want them to do what's lawful abi?while u were shooting on sigHt like a hunter u didn't know their would be consequences?



Well,I'll advice they continue their peaceful protests,this isn't time to create more troubles and shed blood unnecessarily

Don't mind the fool.. Mtchwwww

Nice write up..

Lol.. This is what you see when you vote for chenji..

TippyTop:
Bag of pure water now sells for N150.

#Impeach Buhari before Bubu impeach Nigeria#

Lol.. Chai! Chenji

Thats very good of him..

SirJeffry:
After looking at you and he still want to have s£x with you, then you should see it as a privilege.



I wonder why he chose not to masturbate instead.

lol.. Chai! Bro why na?

Lol..

Nawa oo! Which way to go, Nigeria?

Well spoken sir..

Ecoterrorism:
I support the Government of Government Tompolo

Lol.. Government of Government, chai!

Nawa oo..

Francis95:
I love Her Stature...So easy to carry ..

Cool! I love that.. You both look good together..