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AutosRe: 2012 Cls63 Amg Biturbo (Performance Package) SOLD by Nautillus(m): 11:32am On Feb 19, 2013
Very...VERY...nice car i must say.

but bros...N3 million income plenty oh....reduce am nah...make i come take this ride. grin grin

PetsRe: My Boss Spends Twice My Salary On Dog Food by Nautillus(m): 10:43am On Feb 19, 2013
House helps are generally not minimum wage paying jobs...except if you work for a top class hotel as a chef or Staff manager.

so, i honestly do not any wrong here. IF the cook thinks/feels insulted with the dog feeding gesture...there is another option available to him. he could quit

quietly and go...there is dignity in Labour...honest labour for that matter. animal care is expensive. the feeding cost of the animals in asso rock monthly is higher than the conbined salaries of the basic help in the same asso rock...(Save the executive houseboys oh) those once nah contractors grin grin
CelebritiesRe: First Family Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria by Nautillus(m): 10:12am On Feb 19, 2013
grin grin grin grin

Cheii....Nairalanders...una wicked oh..no be small
CelebritiesRe: Lil Kim Before & After Plastic Surgery (Pictures) by Nautillus(m): 11:59am On Feb 08, 2013
shocked Did anyone notice that Mariah K was "almost" Nnaked in the picture with Lil kim shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh And Anabella Amaraci Collins (Her Lesbian Partner)? by Nautillus(m): 10:35am On Jan 09, 2013
Hmmmm i been don dey hear but i no wan believe...

recent events they change my mind...

e be like say one Moderator dey FAMZZ Tonto...

haba, once she mess, e go hit front page...every time.
FoodBREAKING News!!!!...the Price Of Garri Has GONE UP!!! by Nautillus(op): 8:49am On Jan 09, 2013
Just fresh out of the yelutide season, the price of Nigerians number one staple food jumped from N4,700 to N6,800 /N7,000 a bag. This increase can be traced to dwindling supplly in the GARRI market. the 4 litre "paint" can (standard measurement in the garri pallance) followed suite, increasing from N400 to N500 / N600 depending on location.

grin grin grin grin grin grin
AutosRe: I Am A Clearing Agent,if You Have Consignment,am @ Your Service by Nautillus(m): 5:29pm On Jan 08, 2013
Hi, how much will it cost to clear the attached.

CultureRe: Django Unchained = Inappropriate And Awkward? by Nautillus(m): 2:47pm On Jan 08, 2013
Saw it...liked it.

Shikenna.
EntertainmentRe: Why Is Every Music Video About Girls And Partying ? by Nautillus(m): 11:06am On Dec 28, 2012
Sexx Sells Chikenna.
AutosRe: A Company In Dubai Needs 4 Girls And 2 Guys 4 Immediate Employment by Nautillus(m): 4:07pm On Dec 27, 2012
My question is....Why the Mods have allowed this thread existence this long??
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do Fire Crackers Start Fire? Share Your Experience by Nautillus(m): 10:59am On Dec 27, 2012
Fire Crackers are miniature explosives.

go figure.
TV/MoviesRe: The Kardashians Or Omotola: Which Reality Show Will You Watch? by Nautillus(m): 10:53am On Dec 27, 2012
NONE...crappy show eitherway.
PoliticsRe: Facebook Friends Slam Jonathan Over Christmas Message by Nautillus(m): 10:51am On Dec 27, 2012
GEJ ...stop digging.
EducationRe: Is There Anything Special About Being A Graduate? by Nautillus(m): 10:48am On Dec 27, 2012
EmmyDe25: Gud morning everyone... Hpe u al had a merrious christmas? I just graduated from one of d Nigerian universities, and ever since i got home; whch was about 2months ago, d level of treatment i receive frm pple in my street got me so dazed that i am beginning to feel so overrated... 2d point dt sum pple dnt even care to knw my name again buh to cal me a graduate.... Cud rmmba a passed dae wen a lady came lukin 4 sum1 in my hse who she ddnt knw his name, only to be directed at my door cos she said d guy is a graduate...
To me i dont feel dia's anytin special abt bin a graduate cos i blv numberless of dem can be found roamin d strit buh d level at whch ds pple kips placing me continue to make me feel so elevated nd has practicaly left me in awe... D question nw is.. is dia anytin spectacular abt bin a graduate? Pls handle me gently cos i knw quite a noba of pple hia are so gud at usin acerbic/acidic statement... I beseech u.
EmmyDe typed in from Lagos.
and a "graduate" wrote this?? e don happen.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe The World Will End on 21:12:12? by Nautillus(m): 5:57pm On Dec 19, 2012
Bible this...Koran that...lolz..Nobody wan die yet...so they will always find escuse.

WHAT IF IT ENDS...nothing i or y'all out there can do about it.

i accept that its a 1 over 1,000,000,000,000.00 chance that it would happen....BUT the 1 could just occur on friday.

You have read this post...so IF for whatever reason...it truely comes true...i'm certain that the last few seconds that would be left to you, you will remember this nairaland message and be like....

oh well, what do you know...it was true afterall...

lolz
AutosRe: Registered Xle 07 Camry With Front&back Sensor by Nautillus(m): 11:15am On Dec 19, 2012
which one is front and back sensor again abeg?
PoliticsRe: MMA2 Begins Free Internet Service For Passengers by Nautillus(m): 4:13pm On Dec 14, 2012
Wifi is not free is SA..nah pay and surf oh...so them try.
CareerRe: Highest Paid Jobs In Nigeria Apart From The Oil Industry. by Nautillus(m): 1:54pm On Dec 12, 2012
Politics.......

Your Generation can not finnish spending all the funds you CAN/WILL embezzle.
AutosRe: Clean 1998 Toyota Sienna Naija Used For Sale @ 850k /negotiable by Nautillus(m): 1:38pm On Dec 12, 2012
Location for inspection please.
AutosRe: Naija Used 1999 Toyota Siena Bus 4 Sale@780k by Nautillus(m): 1:26pm On Dec 12, 2012
hi, where is the vehicle located? will like to inspect it.
AutosRe: Supermint Tokumbo 2011 Chrysler 300 For Sale by Nautillus(m): 1:18pm On Dec 12, 2012
Egoleeee?
RomanceRe: MY Exboyfrien's Bestfriend.what Do I Do. by Nautillus(m): 4:12pm On Dec 03, 2012
Wizee: Dis ur storey get kay leg. Cant understand wat ur sayin!!
nah better K Leg the thing get joo
RomanceRe: When Both Families Oppose Your Relationship by Nautillus(m): 4:10pm On Dec 03, 2012
YUP...let it go fast...(easier said then done)

but trust me...been there...done that...8 years plus..

It mostly ends very bad.

end it while you can.
CelebritiesRe: Blasphemous Picture Of Obama As Jesus Christ Surfaces by Nautillus(m): 1:31pm On Nov 29, 2012
lolz...you guys are too much. i'm sure the Islamic Poster can see all the replies and wonder WTF...this Christians should be rioting right now. We are SANE and not barbaric like..... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Is Not My Friend - Tonto Dikeh. by Nautillus(m): 12:15pm On Nov 29, 2012
Two yoruba women say down Quietly...
Christianity EtcRe: Fearing The Apocalypse, Man Tries To Build His Own Ark by Nautillus(m): 12:49pm On Nov 28, 2012
WHAT IF....

The world ends on the said date...WHAT IF
Christianity EtcRe: Churches, Mosques To Report Their Financial Transactions From January by Nautillus(m): 1:55pm On Nov 26, 2012
Story...this is where you will ever see this news...and it dies here.

No religous group will EVER produce financials, it wont work. except nigeria wants to change the laws around churches and charity organizations.
PoliticsRe: Did The British Rulers Leave Too Early??? by Nautillus(op): 5:42pm On Nov 23, 2012
huh
torkaka: british or no british a man like ebere jonathan can never think past his brain capacity!!
Bros, this one no konsan Jona nah...
PoliticsRe: Did The British Rulers Leave Too Early??? by Nautillus(op): 5:40pm On Nov 23, 2012
koruji: Your premise for this question is wrong:
[size=14pt]The British Never Left[/size]
I know this sounds contradictory, but think about it a little more and you will realize how true.
hmmmm...how do you mean?
PoliticsRe: Did The British Rulers Leave Too Early??? by Nautillus(op): 5:39pm On Nov 23, 2012
Slave mentality, some might call it BUT; looking at were we ARE as a nation today and were we COULD have been had they remained...

i think we MIGHT have fared better.

my 2 cents

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