₦airaland Forum

chuks49: And you honestly think that a future government will want to reverse this honour given to MKO.

IT'S NIGERIA- A COUNTRY WHERE ANYTHING GOES.

shymmex: Since, it's naming changing season - can we change Nigeria to another name?

all in favour say AYE. the eyes have it.

buy for wetin now. unless i can tie round my bingo's neck.

my foolish connection no gree me look the video. no comments then

here comes another scam scheme by the greatest scammer. 9ja govt.

England is already being haunted by d spirit of fabian kapello without even kickin a ball.they shld just forgit euro ds yr.it aint 4 them.at best i think they'l make it thru 2 d semis n no 4da

Mr President don did it again.

Well,thanks for the info.bt no news as per the cause of the fight.or is it dat d so called miscreants dont need any rsn b4 they raise hell?

GEJ with his undemocratic attitude.its such a shame that a supposedly elected leader who vows to uphold d basic tenets of democracy has no idea wt his expectd of him.

In as much as i feel inclined to label ur cousin as a typical girl who merely falls in love when they hear good things.then again i wana ask if she wld stl b in love wt ds man if he told her he was jobless at d time/a bus driver?wel u just gota do what feels rite to you.cbt i wld suggest you do whatever's in ur power to help them.u may just be that stepping stone they need. Whas up with getting to knw smone b4 gettin marrid to them.

Hpy chldren's day to al d beautfl kids on earth n especialy my adorable lady baby.may your upbringing lead you to ur destiny.may u be prepared to take on evry thingy life throws ur path.

whoever conceived the idea of tooling the lekki epe expressways got it bad from the start yet failed to listen too sound advise too.

now they have built ( sorry- expanded) the road)  and they want Lagosians to foot the bill. What happens to the various taxes being paid.  
GOV fashola- please listen to this voice of reason and save what little is left of whatever regards we once had for you.
we are not ever going to pay tolls on that road.

you know even build one tollgate to see how e go be. na two.
 Oga fire your special adviser ASAP

and he killing continues,

THIS HAS BEEN LONG COMING. IT JUST SHOWS THAT NAIJA NO GT ANY INTELLIGENCE AT ALL. THEY JUST CARRY POLICE ARMY AND NAVY WEY DEY ONLY BULLY AND INTIMIDATE HARMLESS CIVILIANS.

I RECALL THAT ONE FORMER ES ENVOY TO NAIJA DON YARN DIS FOR TEYTEY.



PICTURE THIS SCENARIO BWT GEJ AND THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND. i got this from someone#s fb page.


G.E.Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there, any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria" "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip off her cup of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please , send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please. Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," said the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Sambo, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure,8-|" said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one, " He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, one night, he ran into Dora Akunyili #:s. Sambo asked, “Dora, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, it's me! /" Sambo smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Jonathan. "Sir, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Dora Akunyili! =D" Jonathan got up angrily,frowning he said to Sambo. No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I don't have intelligent people around me. !You Dummy! The answer is Tony Blair!!!!,



see even Mr president no dey intelligent at all

it is a laudable idea. if it doesnt end up as a N.G.O cake for some pple to just munch

Its a big faux pas on the part of Mr President if indeed if made he made those remarks.
the saddest part of the nigerian situation is that the leadership do not own up to the reality hence they can not have any meaninful development to contribute.

just the other day, there was a light shower of about 13 minutes. you cannot imagine the nature of flood caused after the rain. yet no one is talking about it. coz the government seems to have accepted flooding as the norm after every rain.
maybe until spit start dey cause flood b4 we go see action,



he needs no medicament who has no ailment. thas waht it is to them. they got eyes yet they dont see, EFCC, ICPC, OPC sef join. \laughs\9



i earnestly await the response of the Grammarable Patrick Obahiagbon

philosopshers and their foolish thought processes. then again, i could be wrong if you turn out not be a philosopher.
but this rational thinking  leads me to assume you might be one.    

i will have you know that there have been others before you who have pondered this same question that you post here.and there will be many more even after you.

what is so difficult to understand about this? ~in the beginning was the word, and the word was with God and the word was God.   then again the answer isnt far fetched.  you are either bereft of understanding or maybe you have just been made incapable of comprehending it for this same purpose

I will not even waste my time to try and explain anything to you here.   of what use?

here is a way you can be of help to urself        go to google and be very open minded.oops, you cant even do that coz ur mind is blocked.   well, continue to lounge in ur state of rational crapitude.    very soon, you will find the answers you seek

hmmmmmm sounlds like OBJ VS IBB remix.
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Ali , the lorry driver now drives a danfo that plies yaba-oyingbo route after he complained of incessant harrassment by police on his haulage business. although he also had a brief but unsuccessful stint as a formular 1 race driver

if true, then this is the typical mediocrity that chat characterizes nigeria. try www.youwin.com.ng and get an idea of what a shambolic site is

i believe that since Christ came and opened the access door to God, we can equally just ask God directly. nothing is permanent in life, coz people change over time. so me i no believe in prophets as per relationship matter. only the parties concerned can make it work.

the truth is a lot of us have become too trivial in our dealings both in marriage and with God.  guess this one na nother topic 4 another day.

EPL no contest. best followership, best packaging,, worst referring , best fans,best pitches. e too much in fact

moderator take your time o . make i no vex for you o. u just dey change my oyinbo. which kind parole be that nah. na shiite i intend to write. no be poo.

what happened to my msg.  


i write shit there. but na poo isee.

na who dey correct my english likey that?

NA WA. BUT HOW NDLEA DEY DO AM B4 THE ADVENT OF SCANNING MACHINES?  

Baba Suweba mi to ya gbe ti. abeg dont just stop at getting your freedom . pls sue their sorry asses to infinity.  

(hoping you no shit something b4 they free u o. )

its got to be classic fm 97.3. they make me relive the greatest music of yesteryears. classic all the way.

even Jesus would weep at wetin churches dey charge. imagine Lasu students protesting over their fee increment, and barricading Governor's office. and am "sure" that the total cost of tuition in Lasu for a 4 year prog no reach wetin this people dey collect in a session. God help us.

This Koro man should hush and stop sounding bitter. oops, guess he's incapable of stopping his bitterness coz that's his very nature, anyways,he is an Ambassador today simply for the fact that he belongs to a party that rewards mediodrity at the highest level. and now he has the loud(basia) mouth to make noise and cast aspersion at The Last Politician Standing in Nigeria. abi u think say we don forget all the thing wey u do just to win election before before. oga go sit down jo

for me the worst of them is wilfred agbonivbare. walahi . he is the king of the worst.


i see someone put peter rufai's name there. what's wrong with you people even if you are entitled to your own opinion.
in the history of nigerian football till date- dodo mayana, better still Peter Rufai is still the best goalie this country has seen and might even have have seen in donkey years to come.

@ Ladel, ever since i wisen up by using my mastercard debit card. i no dey worry abt their frivolous charges anymore plus i get good exchange rates.