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This seems the only seeming progress made by the EFCC if its any progress at all. I urge them to go after majoy thieves with 100 times the  same efeervescence they pursue  atm scammers et al

if certain sites do not accept nigerian issued visa cards. i think its only proper that we bring this to the notice of the issuer. I mean why else should they continue to make money by issuing cards unacceptable to major sites.
lets tell the issuers and see what they can do abut it. or else they should draw up a list of where their cards are acceptable so we can decide whether or not to go on with paying for such cards.

His impact will be greatly missed for a wholeseason after which they can now move on. ronaldo was man u as assassin said.
but its gonna be an interesting time come august.

THE SOUND OF MUSIC
THE BONE COLLECTOR
STEEL N LACE
HOME ALONE
THE HARD WAY
GOING BANANA
BOYS IN THE HOOD
THE LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN
NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER
MARD

i prefer comedy now but av seen a coupla horror movies back in d days.\

a good laugh is better than uncontrollable fear.

God bless you that all you contracted was cheap staph. i think u are just plain dumb, ( no insult meant), i mean someone you claim that dont call u like, even dindnt deem it fit to be with you on val, yet you brought yourself so low to remind him of val and he came begging u for sex and u caved in.where is your woman's worth. comon. u sell urself cheap. i dont care if u been with him since eternity, he aint ur husband silly.(no offence meant)
. if i really spill all of my mind, u would mount a hunt for me. believe me.
WHERE ARE U WITH ALL THE ADS ON TV.
IT BEGINS WITH U.
NEVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX.
WEAR RUBBER.
ON AND ON.

G0OD BLESS U IF U NEVER CATCH JONGBO.

this is no news at all. there's just no point in it.
LAGOS, NIAJA, AM PROUD OF U WITH ALL UR FAULTS AND CRACKS.

i agree with flyuche. lets see the screen shot of their speed on a hi5 ping.

a big thank you for your insughts into the speed of their connection coz i have browsed ith their regular connextion b4 and boy, it was faster to get to hell than access goggle on that connection. so this evdo tickles me. U say is the fastest in Nigeria. i cant wait to verify that. but then why do we have to get in touch with u. are they doing msort of referral programe with this connection.

Ribadu might have made mince meat of the saying that if u must dine with the devil, make sure ur fork is longer than his. i guess now he knows not to dine with the devil unless u intend to make it a life affair.We pray for u.Mr Ribadu.

those beast of orderlings or ordelies(whatever). were sure trying to impress their oga monkey, and boy they did a helluva job doing that.
i cant wait to find out what they'll do to the beast called AROGUNDADE.the whole world cant wait.
else this will mark the beginning of geurilla war against the uniformed men.

[size=8pt][/size]when i first heard that PROFESSOR(IWU) said he could teach America something about electoral activity. i could not supress the laughter as the man just never cease to ridicule himself.
does being a professor comes with this much insensitivity? after conducting election that's got the court cancelling the results cum innumerable electoral illegalities.
Haba, Oga Iwu, kmake u know go open ur yarnsh for where hurricane dey blow now.
if na rigging u wan teach them. they sabi am,

i guess we shldnt judge them with the results of the next few days to come. they just lost to chelsea and then they meet manu utd. comon , lets give them a break.here's my take. hull will make the top ten.

i certainy dont think its initial gragra.i wouldnt be surprised if they lose to chelsea but still i know this team will prove critics wrong this season.and like the topic , i think the giants will lose more grounds. my arms are fold.

i have read all the comments. and here's what i feel. the major determinants of how long a car would last are vast as most of us know.
1- they just dont seem to put in as much quality as we used to have. thanks to latest technolgy which places more emphasis on one part rather than the overall components.
2-The nigerian road is the number one car wrecker.to be honest, i hjave seen a brand new car which the two tyres go different ways .i dont know how to say this in english. bu mechanic would say, owo moto ya.
to cut the lont tory short. in this particular case, i would no doubt settle for the camry. but if u talk of comparison with another brand, my choice might not be the used camry.

u just said it al, the basis for comparison just do not exist, one is in a class of his own , the other is in his own world, i would prefer the two of them in my team to be invincible.,messi is skill ful on a one to one, he can hold his own. ronaldo, has an eye like an eagle, very sharp . nna i no fit choose. but if they both come to arsenal, i might be able to tell the difference.

this one na draw, its been played before.on a serious note,it has been proven beyond reasonable doubt that the Stamford bridge has become a fortress for chelsea where they are safe everytime they run in there.however, given the state of chelsea and the form of the reds at this time, it could go either way, but one thing for sure, only he who began the partial destruction of the brige will be faithful enough to complete it total collapse.going by bookmakers odd,i'll stick my money in a draw.

WBA Vs HULL CITY.Honestly, i just dont feel i can wait for this match to end. as far as am concerned , its been won and lost. believe me, many punters believe hull's run of luck would end here , but a scintilltaing 0:3 lead at west brom and still counting says hull might be a serious european contender this season.Big up Uncle Phil, but i cant wait to lay my hands on u coz u hurt me real bad when u humilitaed me in my house.
and the defending champion Man utd could only muster a point at the goodison park, newcastle could not end their unimpressive run as sunderland reaffirms their superiority at the stadium of light.
its starting to look more like the bottom 5 teams might have 3 of them going for the lower league. or perhaps a little to early a shot to call. lets wait and find out what happen tomorow when the titans clash, will the bridge finally be broken? cant wait to see.

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That the ruling party PDP plans to boycott the forthcoming local government elction was the news on tv last night.(or could i be stale?). Why i posted this is to find out the views of fellow nairanders on this, coz for once i feel the ruling party suddenly realised that The Local Govt election is not a do or die affair like the other ones or they have realised that Lagos ruling party has a more powerful strategy for electioneering that they can't match. or coud my news source be wrong?

I came accross this online and decided to share.


friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday, Tevery day!

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"


He came 2 me 1 nite, explored my body, licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill, wen satisfied he left, I was hurt, DAMN MOSQUITO

A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"

Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!


Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok"


The wife saw her husband frustrated reading the Marriage Certificate from top to bottom, flip it over, and then read it again,
She asked:" Honey, what are you looking for?"
He answered:" Nothing dear, I’m just looking for the expiration date for this paper, "



An elegantly dressed woman entered a business office and approached an executive.
“Sir,” said the lady, “I am soliciting funds for the welfare and rehabilitation of wayward women. Would you care to donate?’ “Sorry,” replied the exec, “but I contribute directly



I traveled almost all over the world
- Wow, you must know geography well.
- Oh yes I spent 2 months there, !

the question remains unanswered still though it would be good to know. so i guess we need to know the rates all the banks offer on saving account.but then again why would i put my money in a savings account and expect it to grow.belive me all those wonder banks better pass most of our banks, i use my savings account just to save money.i dash the bank whatever interst they pay.

its up to you to love or hate Obama.whatever you choose, know you not that it is insignificant to the man. unless u plan to milk ur kinsmen like the DG.
then again, can anyone give me the ratio of those who love Yar adua to those who hate him before he became president? I dint think so. I 'formed any opinion about the man so i earnestly wait for the outcome of the (s)election .one thing is for sure. the making of history is in the offing. whether for good or bad, time will tell.

it would be a beautiful idea for nigerians to own a premier league club, great prospect for our football. but let them pump that nmoney into our local league and see how much we develop. not a bad idea but i have plenty qualms with the issue so i'll just keep my fingers crossed.

No DOUBT COOL FM WILL MISS THIS GUY FOR A LONG TIME TO COME UNLESS THEY CAN PERFECTLY CLONE HIM.
AM SURE GONNA MISS A HELLUVA LOT ON THE RADIO.THE INTERUPTIONS AND INTERJECTIONS DURING THE SPORTS SHOW AT 7.45. NO MORE EGBELE O INSTEAD OF EPELE. NO MORE ARIYARIA. NO MORE U ARE SO WRONG NO MORE WHOFF WHOFF ON COOL FM. AM JOINGING INSPIRATION BIG TYME. BUT I'LL RETURN EVERY 7.45. I MORE THAN WISH U WELL. NIGERIANS ARE WITH U.
I HOPE CANDY FONE CONTINUES?

LETS NOT THE ISSUE ELSE WE MISS THE POINT . ITS NOT WHETHER HE SAID HE IS OF GOD OR NOT, HE IS ONLY ASKING THE MAN TO STAND ASIDE FOR THE GOOD OF THE NATION AND HIS OWN AS WELL. THE ONLY THING CONSTANT IN LIFE IS CHANGE YET THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES NOT CHANGE IS THE OMNIPOTENT ONE .


LONG LIVE NIGERIA[i][/i]

whats with this etisalat u choose  thing. av been trying to reserve a number and men , the page just keeps speaking jargons. i hope this is not indicative of the service they plan to roll out out. coz it if is, we might just be having another unfortunate addition to the list of crappy mobile networks that exist. someone look up the site to confirm.