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i do have a dom acct with GTB and to be honest. there was no hassle whatsoever in opening it. my only grouse is their charges when i wire money. but then i guess that obtains in most other banks too. so i recomend GT all da way. its basically the same rqmt as in opening a current account. at least last time i checked.

we never played with enough desire. dat is to say. nigeria ti gan pa.

@ decryptor, well there's got to be a first post before a second post. huh.
i thought so.

Thank you sology and the ever consistent nairalanders for this. it couldnt have come at a better time. just when i was contemplating throwing my cobranet modem in the waste bin. i guess am stuck with this crap(cobranet ) till further notice. but what really annoys me is the foolish lies that these companies all come up with. wHAT THE HECK IS 4G if it does not translate to a speed of at least 10 mbps? its just plain dumb.

nairalanders are the best with words. you cant imagine the kinda thot in my head when i read joystick theft. as for me. i know there is so much evil in the world,

ELECTRICITY HAS BEEN WONDERFUL . IN FACT IT'S BEEN ON FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS NOW AND STILL COUNTING BUT NEVER UP TO 48 HOURS. LOL I NO BE OLIVER TWIST NOW. GREAT IMPROVEMENT REALLY. THUMBS UP TO THEM. BUT I'D LIKE TO KNOW THE REASON SHA.

I just checked my google site as usual ( really wished it were mine. how i would love nothing more than that.) and lo and behold here's the tweak showing google is 13 today. i travelled briefly thru memory lane to appreciate what this site has done for me. Thank you google and get better, if u fit sepe ur site. abeg kpef dey go.

google's been the most amazing site for me since 2001 or thereabbout when i jasi internet.

MEN IT WAS A TOYOTA COROLLA HATCH BACK. EVER FAITHFUL, EVER DUTIFUL, NEVER BREAK DOWN.EVEN WHEN THE STEERING STRONG PASS MOLUE OWN, E DEY GO ANYWHERE. EVEN WHEN THE SHOCKS DON NEARLY SPOIL FINISH. NA SO E DEY BOUNCE DEY GO FOR 3RD MAINLAND. REST IN PEACE WHEREVER YOU ARE.

i was just driving by lekki scheme 1 today and i was amazed at the number of vacancies i saw. what was even more amazing was the fact that most of these houses are new while some have have never even been occupied b4efore. now a friend asked me ---- why the hell aint these people letting out all this houses and he answered himself and said. maybe they were being offered rents too low for them and since many of them could allow the estates to remain vacant since they weren't built with bank loan BUT corruption fund. i really felt this was a naive thing to say,
ON SECOND THOUGHT , I THOUGHT THAT EVERY PRUDE Investor or business man should understand the implication of TIME VALUE OF MONEY OR PV OF money.because these people know that the EFCC is a dead dog that is decaying, they dont mind to stash thier ill gotten money in property and allow it to waste away rather than collect something significant over a period of time. they are no different from the bus conductors who would refuse to convey a passenger willing to pay 4o naira for a normal fare of 50 naira yet would prefer to drive such bus half empty to the passengers destination. IRONY RIGHT. BEATS ME TOO.

Please this forum is just for the people that you have had direct contact with. so please exempt Dame Jonathan , thank you.


this came from my niece . she said underdash when she meant underscore. then to defend herself , she said dash on the floor,
there are plenty mouse on the floor in the house.


please add more.

i bought it at N164. a sad reminder of how useless the naira gets on a daily basis

sorry i mistyped yout name. claremont and not clermont.

@ clermont- reading back through my post, i cant see anywhere i mentioned "you people"

the items she carried were HOME MOVIES NUMBERING LIKE 80.

Recently, a friend of mine left for the U.k on a tourist visa. on landing at Heathrow- she was denied access into the Uk on the ground that She had excess luggage and that she was going to sell some items there.
The traveller pleaded with them that she was not doing anything of such and even gave them the option of destroying the supposed items she was alleged to want to sell. ( mind you - these are not illegal items)
She was deported back to Nigeria the next day. They had no human feelings nor even sympathy for the little baby she traveled with.
GRANTED THAT SHE MAY HAVE EXCESS BAGGAGE-
THAT SHE MAY NOT BE IN POSSESSION OF THOSE ITEMS IF SHE WERE TRULY A TOURIST
I honestly ask myself if they would be treated the same way here.
Hardly, and lets put aside the issue of corruption that with the exchange of some pound sterling notes, they would be allowed to enter the country.
i think we are just accomodating .

please here's what i'd like to know
what form of redress or compensation can such a person seek? if any

Mr false Harold Camping just wouldnt give up. would he? Even if Angel Micheal descended from heaven and announced with a thundering roar that the world would end at a certain day. My good Lord knows i wouldnt even belive him one bit .Think of ot, if Jesus said He did not now that time, who else will know if not the Almighty God himself. huh. why cant this man just swallow his shallow pride and agree that he's been living a lie and truly seek to know Christ . OOH i see, perhaps he's indeed an enemy of Christ.

well well guess am indeed lucky

this is all the more intriguing if you look at the efforts they have put into all the calculations they make . albeit misleading and unfounded basis for the bogus calculations.you would only give this a second thought if u were never a christian or maybe a baby christian.
please i urge all believers in Christ to stand firm on the word of God.
NO ONE KNOW THE TIME NOT EVEN THE SON OF MAN. so there's no way any ludiboger can tell me otherwise.

Fellow nairalanders, just yesterday, my pastor drew attention to this false and heretical publication making ways round the internet. citing ebiblefellowship.com as the source. I decided to check it out and i stumbled on this. hence i decided to share it and seek the ever intriguing opinion of nairaland users.
DISCLAIMER let me state categorically that i know for a truth that there is no atom of truth in this publication. because even the Messaiah himself does not know the appointed time




Judgment Day!
May 21, 2011


And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man. Revelation 9:5

The End of the World
October 21, 2011

The purpose of this tract is to inform you of the great urgency there now is in the world for each and every person to be reconciled to God. The Bible is the Word of God! Everything the Bible declares has the full authority of God Himself. Now, at this time, information is coming forth from the Bible which clearly reveals God’s plan for Judgment Day and the end of the world itself. The Bible has opened up its secrets concerning the timeline of history. This information was never previously known because God had closed up His Word blocking any attempt to gain knowledge of the end of the world. We read about this in the book of Daniel:
Daniel 12:9 And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end.
However, now in our present day, God has opened up His Word (the Bible) to reveal a great deal of truth concerning the end of time (and many other teachings). Also, in the same chapter of Daniel, it says:
Daniel 12:4 But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.
God is now opening up His Word because we have arrived at the time of the end. For this reason, it has become very obvious to the serious student of the Bible that we are now living in the last few days of earth’s history. As a matter of fact, because we are living at the end of time, God is now revealing to His people the following information:
THE BIBLE’S CALENDAR OF HISTORY

The Lord has opened up His people’s understanding to the “Biblical calendar” found on the pages of the Bible. The genealogies of the book of Genesis, primarily in chapters 5 and 11, can be shown to be a precise calendar of the history of mankind in this world. The Bible’s calendar of history is completely accurate and trustworthy.
Since this Bible calendar is given by God in His Word, it can be trusted wholeheartedly. In this brief pamphlet, we will share some of the conclusions derived from the Biblical calendar and from other studies in the Scriptures. However, the amount of information available is far too abundant and complex to get into much detail in this short pamphlet; but we can and will give precise and compelling dates. These dates can be trusted entirely because they come right out of the Bible. (EBiblefellowship has no affiliation with Family Radio; however, we highly recommend that you obtain a free copy of the book “We Are Almost There!” by writing to the following address: Family Stations, Inc., 290 Hegenberger Rd., Oakland, CA 94621. This book goes into far greater detail regarding the timing of Judgment Day and the end of the world. Also, you can read or download “We Are Almost There!” online at: www.familyradio.com).
TIMING OF IMPORTANT EVENTS IN HISTORY

11,013 BC—Creation. God created the world and man (Adam and Eve).
4990 BC—The flood of Noah’s day. All perished in a worldwide flood. Only Noah, his wife, and his 3 sons and their wives survived in the ark (6023 years from creation).
7 BC—The year Jesus Christ was born (11,006 years from creation).
33 AD—The year Jesus Christ was crucified and the church age began (11,045 years from creation; 5023 calendar years from the flood).
1988 AD—This year ended the church age and began the great tribulation period of 23 years (13,000 years from creation).
1994 AD—On September 7th, the first 2300-day period of the great tribulation came to an end and the latter rain began, commencing God’s plan to save a great multitude of people outside of the churches (13,006 years from creation).
2011 AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).
ONE DAY IS AS 1000 YEARS

The child of God has learned from the Bible that the language of Genesis 7 has a twofold meaning:
Genesis 7:4 For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.
Historically, as God spoke these words, there were seven days remaining for Noah, his family, and the animals to get into the safety of the ark; but spiritually (and the Bible is a spiritual book), God was speaking to all of the people of the world and was declaring that sinful mankind would have 7000 years to find refuge in the salvation provided by Jesus Christ. How can we know that? We know this is so based on what we read in 2 Peter, chapter 3:
2 Peter 3:6-8 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men. But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
The context of 2 Peter 3 is extremely important! In the first few verses, God refers us to the destruction of the world by the flood during Noah’s day. Then we find an interesting admonition that we ought not to be “ignorant” of one thing, which is, 1 day is as 1000 years, and 1000 years is as 1 day. Immediately following this bit of information is a very vivid description of the end of the present world by fire.
What could God be telling us by identifying 1 day along with 1000 years?
Since we recently have discovered the Biblical calendar of history on the pages of the Bible, we find that the flood of Noah’s day occurred in the year 4990 BC. This date is completely accurate (for further information on the Biblical timeline of history, please go to: www.familyradio.com). It was in the year 4990 BC that God revealed to Noah that there would be yet 7 days until the flood of waters would be upon the earth. Now, if we substitute 1000 years for each one of those 7 days, we get 7000 years. And when we project 7000 years into the future from 4990 BC, we find that it falls on the year 2011 AD.
4990 + 2011 = 7001
Note: When counting from an Old Testament date to a New Testament date, always subtract one year because there is no year zero, resulting in:
4990 + 2011 – 1 = 7000 years exactly.
The year 2011 AD will be the 7000th year from the flood of Noah’s day. It will be the end of the length of time given to mankind to find grace in God’s sight. This means that the time to find refuge in Christ has grown extremely short. We are only a little ways off from the year 2011 AD!
It is not unusual that God’s people have been given insight into the timing of the end of the world. Actually, the Bible tells us this is normally the case. In times past, God has warned His people of approaching periods of judgment:
Amos 3:7 Surely the Lord GOD will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets.
Hebrews 11:7 By faith Noah, being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear, prepared an ark to the saving of his house; by the which he condemned the world, and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith.
JUDGMENT DAY: MAY 21st, 2011

We know that the year 2011 is the 7000th year from the flood. We also know that God will destroy this world in that year. But when in 2011 will this occur?
The answer is amazing. Let’s take another look at the flood account in the book of Genesis:
Genesis 7:11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.
Faithful to His Word, God did bring the flood 7 days later in the 600th year, on the 17th day of the 2nd month of the calendar aligned with Noah’s lifespan. It was on this 17th day of the 2nd month that God shut the door on the ark, securing the safety of its occupants and also sealing the fate of everyone else in the world outside of the ark. They would all now certainly perish in that worldwide catastrophe.
Genesis 7:16,17 And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as God had commanded him: and the LORD shut him in. And the flood was forty days upon the earth; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth.
Earlier it was mentioned that the church age came to an end in the year 1988 AD. It so happens that the church age began on the day of Pentecost (May 22nd) in the year 33 AD. Then 1955 years later, the church age came to its conclusion on May 21st, which was the day before Pentecost in 1988.
The Bible teaches that the end of the church age would occur simultaneously with the beginning of the great tribulation:
Matthew 24:21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.
On May 21st, 1988, God finished using the churches and congregations of the world. The Spirit of God left all churches and Satan, the man of sin, entered into the churches to rule at that point in time. The Bible teaches us that this awful period of judgment upon the churches would last for 23 years. A full 23 years (8400 days exactly) would be from May 21 st, 1988 until May 21st, 2011. This information was discovered in the Bible completely apart from the information regarding the 7000 years from the flood.
Therefore, we see that the full 23-year tribulation period concludes on May 21st, 2011. This date is the exact day that the great tribulation comes to its end, and this is also the most likely landing spot for the 7000 years from the flood of Noah’s day.
Keep in mind that God shut the door on the ark on the 17th day of the 2nd month of Noah’s calendar. We also find that May 21 st, 2011 is the end of the great tribulation period. There is a strong relationship between the 2nd month and 17th day of Noah’s calendar and May 21st, 2011 of our Gregorian calendar. This relationship cannot be readily seen until we discover that there is another calendar to consider, which is the Hebrew (or Biblical) calendar. May 21 st, 2011 happens to be the 17th day of the 2nd month of the Hebrew calendar. By this, God is confirming to us that we have a very correct understanding regarding the 7000-year timeline from the flood. May 21 st, 2011 is the equivalent date to the date when God shut the door on Noah’s ark. Through this and much other Biblical information, we find that May 21 st, 2011 will be the day when God takes up into heaven His elect people. May 21st, 2011 will be Judgment Day! This is the day God shuts the door of salvation on the world.
In other words, in having the great tribulation period conclude on a day that identifies with the 17th day of the 2nd month of Noah’s calendar, God is without question confirming to us that this is the day He intends to shut forever the door of entry into heaven:
John 10:9 I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture.
The Bible is very clear that Christ is the only way into heaven. He is the only portal into the glorious kingdom of heaven.
Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
Once the door (Jesus) is shut on Judgment Day, there is no more salvation possible on earth:
Revelation 3:7 …These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth;
The Bible teaches that on May 21st, 2011, only true believers elected by God to receive salvation will be raptured (taken up) out of this world to meet the Lord in the air and forever be with the Lord:
1 Thessalonians 4:16,17 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
All the rest of mankind (billions of people) will be left behind to experience the awful judgment of God, a horrible period of 5 months of torment upon earth:
Revelation 9:3-5 And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power. And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads. And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.
THE END OF THE WORLD: OCTOBER 21st, 2011

By God’s grace and tremendous mercy, He is giving us advanced warning as to what He is about to do. On Judgment Day, May 21st, 2011, this 5-month period of horrible torment will begin for all the inhabitants of the earth. It will be on May 21st that God will raise up all the dead that have ever died from their graves. Earthquakes will ravage the whole world as the earth will no longer conceal its dead (Isaiah 26:21). People who died as saved individuals will experience the resurrection of their bodies and immediately leave this world to forever be with the Lord. Those who died unsaved will be raised up as well, but only to have their lifeless bodies scattered about the face of all the earth. Death will be everywhere.
The Lord also emphasizes these awful 5 months of destruction in the final verse of Genesis, chapter 7:
Genesis 7:24 And the waters prevailed upon the earth an hundred and fifty days.
Five months after May 21st, 2011 will be October 21st, 2011. It so happens that October 21st of 2011 is also the last day of the Biblical Feast of Tabernacles (held simultaneously with the Feast of Ingathering). Tabernacles is held in the 7th month of the Hebrew calendar. The way God speaks of this feast in the Bible is very significant:
Exodus 23:16 …the feast of ingathering, which is in the end of the year, when thou hast gathered in thy labours out of the field.
Exodus 34:22 And thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year's end.
The Feast of Tabernacles / Ingathering was said to be in the “end of the year” even though it was observed in the Hebrew 7th month, which is not the end of the year. The reason for this is that the spiritual fulfillment of this particular feast is the end of the world. The date October 21st, 2011 will be the last day of the Feast of Tabernacles and the last day of earth’s existence. The Bible describes what will take place on October 21st, 2011 in the following passage:
2 Peter 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
Along with the entire world and universe, all those who have sinned against God and were left behind will likewise be consumed by this fire and be eternally destroyed:
2 Thessalonians 1:8,9 In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;
On October 21st, 2011, God will completely destroy this creation and all of the people who never experienced the salvation of Jesus Christ along with it. The awful payment for their sinful rebellion against God will be completed by the loss of everlasting life. On October 21st, 2011, all of these poor people will cease to exist from that point forward. How sad that noble man, made in God’s image, will die like a beast and perish forever:
Psalm 49:12 Nevertheless man being in honour abideth not: he is like the beasts that perish.
There is much more to share. But please, dear soul, be warned that the time for salvation is drawing to a rapid close! God has given the world 7000 years from the flood, and now only a few days remain until we reach May 21st, 2011. Before we know it, time will have run completely out. The few grains of sand remaining in our hourglass will have elapsed and be gone forever. Although little time remains, there is still wonderful hope for anyone today:
2 Corinthians 6:2 (For he saith, I have heard thee in a time accepted, and in the day of salvation have I succoured thee: behold, now is the accepted time; behold, now is the day of salvation.)
It does not take God much time at all to save someone. In the last hours of a terribly sinful life, the thief on the cross was saved by Christ:
Luke 23:42,43 And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom. And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.
Our prayer is that you will receive this tract in the spirit of genuine concern in which it is being offered. As you read this pamphlet, please carefully consider the verses quoted from the Bible, for they are the Word of God, and as such, possess absolute power and authority. Our only hope for salvation is through the reading of the Word of God. It is now that the door of heaven (Christ) is open. It is now that God is saving a great multitude of people from around the world outside of the churches and congregations:
Revelation 7:9,13,14 After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their hands; …What are these which are arrayed in white robes? and whence came they? And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.
God saves through the hearing of the Word of God and no other way:
Romans 10:17 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
Read the Bible with all your family (especially your children); and along with your reading, pray for mercy. Pray to the merciful and gracious God of the Bible that He might deliver you from the approaching destruction. We learn a little about God’s tremendous compassion in the book of Jonah. God also gave advance warning to the people of Nineveh regarding the destruction of their city:
Jonah 3:4-9 And Jonah began to enter into the city a day's journey, and he cried, and said, Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown. So the people of Nineveh believed God, and proclaimed a fast, and put on sackcloth, from the greatest of them even to the least of them. For word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and he laid his robe from him, and covered him with sackcloth, and sat in ashes. And he caused it to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of the king and his nobles, saying, Let neither man nor beast, herd nor flock, taste any thing: let them not feed, nor drink water: But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that is in their hands. Who can tell if God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not?
God did not destroy the people of Nineveh. Although there is no possibility that God will not follow through on His intention to destroy the world in 2011, we can know from His dealings with the people of Nineveh that God is tenderhearted and full of mercy. This should encourage each one of us to go to God and beseech Him for His great mercy.
Psalm 86:15,16 But thou, O Lord, art a God full of compassion, and gracious, longsuffering, and plenteous in mercy and truth. O turn unto me, and have mercy upon me;…


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I know this present INEC can get it right but the reality is that They will NEVER get it right. there's just too much at stake for them to lose if they make every thing as work as should be, EXAMPLE BOKU.

dump dumb move. adding an addtional lane(s) does not give you the right to collect toll there.

Ah u dint include Trium with its annoyin blum blum blum blum sound.i bought my line 4 6k.

pls tell me if there will be any further payments towards services to be provided on the estate like paved roads , central water system , etc at later date

hello sir
is there any more plots. will like to pay for two plots
pls send an invoice to my box

Lord, teach me to number my days that I may apply my heart unto wisdom.


AMEN

May the good God hea our prayers and supplications

na wa o.

thank GOD for the honest folks at nairaland. i dont think anyone needs bother ask about printing recharge cards anymore after all that av heard here, i wanted to go into it too. but boy, i gotta look else where.

those seminars just annoy me real big. av attended a couple where i felt i gained practically nothing.

@ bigmodo i dont get this thread, you ask how to open account in UK yet you says you open one which you manages online. dud. what am i missing

lets wait and find  out what she brings back from the conference b4 we decide if she made a mistake going there. even though i don't feel its in her natural capacity to fill in such a role.

is it that they agree to break up at a later time even b4 marriage.na wa oh. n
u people think the darndest thing. men.

We all see the same things differently however we look at them.
someone who looks point balnk ugly to u may look may look like the quintessence of beauty to another person.
how to u know ur opinions are relaible when it comes to look.

CASE IN MIND-- MY friend used to boast that he has lovely sisters. but one day we were standing together and i saw this chics coming, without a second thought, I Blurted out to my friend that this babes are SUPER UGLY, unknown to me, sthey were my friend's sisters.