FryMosquito:
The number at the back was written with pen, call and negotiate with them cos they're the people that disconnected you.

jackals:
I'm a beautiful woman in my 30s (33 precisely) with a good career and a budding startup in the make-up business. I'm also very humble and I'm one that appreciate the little things a man do. Recently, I got linked to a guy who just came back from the US and have the intention of settling down just like me. He's successful and very respectful the First time we met, and I was already looking forward to something meaningful with him.

Last week Sunday, he took me out. When I got back home, I noticed I've embarrassed myself too much by literally throwing myself at him. I withdrew and form busy by not responding to his texts and calls for two days. WhatsApp message read but not replied.

On Tuesday, I noticed he didn't message me for the whole day. But I became bothered. Up till now, he has not called me nor message me. I didn't want things to be like this, I just didn't want it to be like I'm desperate of his attention.

Is he that he has moved on or not really interested

RealGboy:
I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning
The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,


Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .

I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me..
Easy going and very respectful....


I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,

She rushed in.

" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes

Omo I weak...

If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...

I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..

' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....



"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....


The first thought that came to my mind was

"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....

And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...


After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..

I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...

When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..

Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself



,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,

I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in


,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....


To make matters worse nepa took the light .....




Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....


As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....


The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......

A voice says to me. ' Who send you '








Typing.......

MadeINchenzen2:
Having sex or romantic affairs with an underage or a married person

Spending to impress or get attention

Telling lies

Pretending to be rich

Inability to control your sexual urge

Inability to control you emotions

You have no job or source of income

You still patronize prostitutes

You still masturbate

You can't make decisions for yourself

You get influenced easily

You take things personal

You lack sense of humour

You don't take care of your family, especially your parents.

You don't contribute in the welfare of your family

You don't carry your siblings along.

You still depend on your family for financial help

You have no clear understanding of what you want to do with your life.

You still believe ritual, fraud or dishonesty is the way to riches.

You don't have the spirit of giving without expectations of payback.

You always want to win every argument

You talk more than you listen

You stopped learning

You still watch porn or nudity

You have no religious faith

You are quick to react to bad situation

You don't have love in your heart for humanity

You are quick to criticise but won't take advice or criticism

You think you know it all

You lack emotional and financial intelligence

You have trust issues

You are quick to pass judgment

You generalise issues, you think everyone is desame

It's hard for you to let go

ChiomaCa:
I'm honest with my story. And I have never for once deny him of sexual intimacy. Infact, most time I make move, almost all the time. I swear to God Almighty. I'm feeling as if I'm ugly and not good looking enough

Nisiw365:
I dont know why biafran cannibals envy and hate themselves so much. Mkpuru mmiris are not united

okeyglm:
your onyendu is busy buying fendi worth 1m , mumu people they will send u , put fake odeshi 10, naira on you. to even purchase ordinary level 5 bulletproof ,they will never. is this not madness ?

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Mustiboy:
One Pastor Adeboye somewhere must have deceived him.

Now that he's dead, all the memories he lived by have gone. He now lives in a world of his own, a world of oblivion. He cannot know how people will take the news of his death, what people will say say about him, or how people will see his last deed on earth, which surely must be regretting his decision to live by faith instead of drugs to save his life. He is a loser.

May his soul, if anything like that, escape the fiery punishment of Allah and Yahweh in the afterworld.

Mustiboy:
One Pastor Adeboye somewhere must have deceived him.

Now that he's dead, all the memories he lived by have gone. He now lives in a world of his own, a world of oblivion. He cannot know how people will take the news of his death, what people will say say about him, or how people will see his last deed on earth, which surely must be regretting his decision to live by faith instead of drugs to save his life. He is a loser.

May his soul, if anything like that, escape the fiery punishment of Allah and Yahweh in the afterworld.