Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by zikter(m): 9:20am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Candidlady:
The story won't end Gbam, you know the OP. Hardly finishes any story |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Mrkcee(m): 9:22am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Ayodele1959: You’re very disgusting bros for not been able to kill a snake sharp sharp...... snake com dey make u cry � lol Did u read the story at all? Lol |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by anonimi: 9:26am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Bigredmachine: Interesting story line ……….. that should be in the Literature section 2 Likes |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by anonimi: 9:27am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Candidlady: The story won't end Because you are involved as what 1 Like |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Allisgud: 9:27am On Apr 12, 2022 |
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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Godmademan(m): 9:29am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Don't know what this trash is looking for on the front page. This belongs to the joke section |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by DSDLIVEREPORT: 9:34am On Apr 12, 2022 |
What a great comedy script .Bravo. But Wetin com end am ! |
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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by tunexdavo(m): 9:36am On Apr 12, 2022 |
You need to know what end your story |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by lomprico(m): 9:36am On Apr 12, 2022 |
RealGboy if you know you don't have a complete story please stop creating threads that you won't finish the story. This has been your trend, you never finish your stories. Abeg getat. 5 Likes |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by okonko44: 9:38am On Apr 12, 2022 |
At least, you are a good writer. 1 Like |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by donprinyo(m): 9:39am On Apr 12, 2022 |
APC OP. |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Abujakenneth: 9:40am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Me that has been feeling lonely and a little bit depressed don laf mysef out. RealGboy you funny RealGboy: I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,
Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .
I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me.. Easy going and very respectful....
I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,
She rushed in.
" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes
Omo I weak...
If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...
I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..
' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....
"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....
The first thought that came to my mind was
"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....
And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...
After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..
I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...
When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die .. Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself
,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,
I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in
,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....
To make matters worse nepa took the light .....
Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....
As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....
The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......
A voice says to me. ' Who send you '
Typing.......
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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by jaxxy(m): 9:43am On Apr 12, 2022 |
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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Dedonrukky: 9:44am On Apr 12, 2022 |
U would have shared this on the first of April. This one na April fool story. |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Bruno531(m): 9:50am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Which kind of joke is this. And I was serious |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Orlu15(m): 9:52am On Apr 12, 2022 |
OP Pls continue 1 Like |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Dazenoni(m): 9:53am On Apr 12, 2022 |
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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by MoneyMustBMade(m): 9:55am On Apr 12, 2022 |
RealGboy: I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,
Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .
I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me.. Easy going and very respectful....
I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,
She rushed in.
" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes
Omo I weak...
If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...
I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..
' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....
"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....
The first thought that came to my mind was
"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....
And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...
After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..
I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...
When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die .. Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself
,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,
I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in
,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....
To make matters worse nepa took the light .....
Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....
As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....
The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......
A voice says to me. ' Who send you '
Typing.......
Hahahaha
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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Leshyne(m): 10:06am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Hahahaahahaha |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Nayolex55(m): 10:13am On Apr 12, 2022 |
RealGboy: I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,
Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .
I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me.. Easy going and very respectful....
I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,
She rushed in.
" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes
Omo I weak...
If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...
I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..
' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....
"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....
The first thought that came to my mind was
"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....
And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...
After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..
I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...
When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die .. Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself
,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,
I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in
,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....
To make matters worse nepa took the light .....
Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....
As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....
The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......
A voice says to me. ' Who send you '
Typing.......
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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Ola4lead(m): 10:18am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Seems the hunter(OP) have become the hunted oo |
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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Ay92(m): 10:29am On Apr 12, 2022 |
I don't know why some fools keep quoting the whole posts 4 Likes |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Hassanmaye(m): 10:29am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Goldbw122: Pls continue the story, it is getting interesting or post the source you got the story from.. nice one Haha |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by HajiaNotu: 10:30am On Apr 12, 2022 |
I smiled sheepishly |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by PrinceGallant: 10:32am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Though you are good at writing but it is unfair to start an interesting story without completing it. |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by BabbanBura(m): 10:33am On Apr 12, 2022 |
E go end up on bed! |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by KosiGee(m): 10:33am On Apr 12, 2022 |
RealGboy: In a country where people are killed daily by bandits , bad roads and terrorism , it would be a shame if my news end up on front page as ' Handsome guy killed by a mere snake "... I quickly imagined the comments,
. ' snake wey lala dey chop na him chop this one .. ' let him die,we don't need cowards like this '...
......some Bloggers are also crazy , they will probably give it a more demeaning title.
. 'A well built young man killed by a tiny snake'...
Chai I refuse to end like that , I quickly picked up the last courage and strength in me ... Since the baby is beside me I carried her in my arms and then tried to open the door..
My plan was that once I get out I would seek for more hands to help. But the stupid door refuse to open and the baby cries makes it difficult to hear the mother explanation on how to open the door......
At that moment light came back on...
The baby stopped crying when she saw light , I looked towards the kitchen and I could see the snake ,,,, very long thing.. it has been staring at me all along......
Omo a very hot cold catch me... I don't know if cold can be hot but I swear na hot cold catch me....
The snake was looking at me and the door ... I don't speak snake language but something tells me the snake is telling me to leave the way .... Omo na so I bow down to respectfully to the snake and moved to the other side... But instead of the snake to go out of the house .. it turns to me again...
The little girl I was carrying then asked me . " Uncle why are you crying ? '..... That's when I know tears have been falling down my eyes......
'shhhhhhhhhhhh'.... I told her ...
Typing ..... You messed this up when you said you that you hit the baby severally with the mop stick out of fear thinking it was the snake. 2 Likes |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by tonyashburton: 10:35am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Some people no well,I swear. |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Dearlord(m): 10:37am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Oh Lord! See the numbers of people going to hell because of a story that will lead to knackingson .
I lonly came as a messenger of the gospel. |
Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by MissionaryArchi(m): 10:41am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Mtcheeeeeeeeww |