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Sports › Re: Germany Players In Tears After 2018 World Cup Exit (Photos) by Nbote(m): 7:52pm On Jun 27, 2018
D coach was so over confident and leaving out Sane came back to haunt him. With an out of form Muller and no clear out and out striker dey were always in trouble.. Their final undoing was trying to play tiki taka like Spain..
Car Talk › Re: Accident Along Gwagwalada-Zuba Highway, Abuja by Nbote(m): 7:46pm On Jun 27, 2018
Senselin:
The truth is that we cannot conclude. There are other factors that cause accident such as: mechanical fault, tires (expired, under or over inflation, puncture etc), alcohol/drugs, tired driver, dangerous driving and so on.
Dat is d point I'm making.... D guy blamed it on drink driving
Sports › Re: Ikechukwu Ezenwa Asks Lionel Messi For His Jersey (Photos, Video) by Nbote(m): 6:19pm On Jun 27, 2018
Dats his own medal for being on d bench...
Sports › Re: FIFA White Cup :a Conspiracy Against Africa. by Nbote(m): 5:45pm On Jun 27, 2018
We Africans are jus lazy and like dumb conspiracy theories... Egypt had d easiest group by far but instead crashed out with out a single win. Nigeria played shambolically against Croatia, got their acts together against Iceland and couldn't manage to see out their game against Argentina. If d game had ended a draw Nigeria would have qualified. So shut d Bleep up and lick ur wounds elsewhere
Politics › Re: Shokolo, Thugs Beat Pregnant Woman To Stupor In Abuja by Nbote(m):
APCs slogan shld b VIOLENCE.. So far all dey have done is STEAL, KILL AND DESTROY...
Celebrities › Re: Kleptomaniac: Yetunde Akilapa Arrested For Stealing Again 3 Years After by Nbote(m): 5:31pm On Jun 27, 2018
Dis one na Egbegbe sista
Car Talk › Re: Accident Along Gwagwalada-Zuba Highway, Abuja by Nbote(m): 3:56pm On Jun 27, 2018
YOUNGELDER1:
And who said i don’t drive chairman?
Look at the pictures man.
Doesn’t that look like clear eye?
And his passengers were also all drunk abi? Do u know d numerous scenarios dat could make a driver lose control of d vehicle? If U had said over speeding it would have made some sense...
Politics › Re: Ibu Thomas Shares Video Of Men With Gun, Calls Them Herdsmen Chanting 'Sai Baba' by Nbote(m): 3:31pm On Jun 27, 2018
Were we in any doubts considering his absolutely embarrassing silence on d herdsmen issue so far
Celebrities › Re: OAP Lolo 1 Breaks Silence Following Severe Trashing Received Over ‘sexy’ Photo by Nbote(m):
Some of these ppl need to take really gud and long look at themselves in d mirror before dressing up to go out or for d gram.. Is dat trailer tyres on her belly or wat? Big Tommy is not a curse but U shld learn to dress to fit ur body. Dat dressing is best suited for Allen Avenue and with dat body she looks like old cargo hoelosho
Travel › Re: FRSC Releases Road Use Manual For The Physically Challenged by Nbote(m): 1:17pm On Jun 27, 2018
Nigerian roads dat aren't safe yet for d physically fit ...
Car Talk › Re: Accident Along Gwagwalada-Zuba Highway, Abuja by Nbote(m):
YOUNGELDER1:
Na wa o.
This is definitely a case of drunk driving.
Not every accident is as a result of "drunk driving" .. If U dey drive or know anything about driving U'll understand
Career › Re: Nigerian Govt Orders Probe Of Mass Failure By Foreign-trained Doctors by Nbote(m): 1:06pm On Jun 27, 2018
hehehe.. How do U expect dem to pass wen dey studied using 21st century standards while U are examining dem in d stone age
Crime › Re: Burial Of 6 Fulani Herdsmen Killed By Criminal Gangs In Army Uniform In Nasarawa by Nbote(m): 12:53pm On Jun 27, 2018
mfm04622:
you don't know you can get it in markets?
U can't get Nigerian Military uniform in d market. It is always gotten from d military barracks
Sports › Re: Odion Ighalo Apologises: 'I Take Responsibility For Super Eagles' Loss'' by Nbote(m): 12:06pm On Jun 27, 2018
And hippos are busy blaming d ref and an imaginary conspiracy
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Flaunts His Man Of The Match Award After World Cup Heroics (Photos) by Nbote(m): 12:04pm On Jun 27, 2018
wildkat:
Just see you reasoning like an Ethiopian goat. Morocco played a fantastic football thereby overshadowing Ronaldo. Now, that's football. While Nigeria played like the buffoons they were there by giving Messi all the chances and making him look relevant. So tell me why won't Messi easily beat the buttons? Could he beat Iceland like that? He was sweating from his anus on that day. He was even messed up by the Croatians(3-0) and he walked out of the pitch like a frustrated maggot.
Iran also played wonderful football ryt? U are d typical product of d crossbreed between sokoto Gudali and Ndama biu breeds...
Politics › Re: The Nigerian Cattle Herder Doesn’t Carry Anything More Than A Stick, Buhari Says by Nbote(m): 9:35am On Jun 27, 2018
If our President was blind and a deaf-mute it would have been understandable.. Miyetti Allah has come out to admit it's retaliation for cows and d President is still claiming dey only carry sticks? I think we are better off wen he doesn't open his mouth to speak. It's really embarrassing wat he says...
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Flaunts His Man Of The Match Award After World Cup Heroics (Photos) by Nbote(m): 8:12am On Jun 27, 2018
Pained Messi haters... Ronaldo scored one goal against Morocco and went completely missing till d end of d game but went home with d man of d match and everyone sings praises.. Messi running around with Nigerian players , beating dem with ease and scoring and den he doesn't deserve d award?
Crime › Re: Burial Of 6 Fulani Herdsmen Killed By Criminal Gangs In Army Uniform In Nasarawa by Nbote(m): 8:00am On Jun 27, 2018
D military is colluding to cause chaos... Where do ppl get military uniforms from if not from d military?
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 2 Soldiers, Injure 2 Others In Benue by Nbote(m): 7:53am On Jun 27, 2018
Beta, let dem attack their fellow armed ppl instead of innocent civilians ... Jus mayb they'll start taking d matter serious
Crime › Re: Prophet Isa Elbuba Arrested By DSS After Blasting Buhari Over Killings - Twitter by Nbote(m): 7:52am On Jun 27, 2018
Seriously huh
Car Talk › Re: Parts Of A Car That Has The Biggest Impact On Fuel Economy by Nbote(m): 7:42am On Jun 27, 2018
Generally, a leaky or broken exhaust pipe hugely affects ur fuel consumption...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-power: Osinbajo Announces Second Batch Of Successful Applicants by Nbote(m): 7:33am On Jun 27, 2018
Lol... Are they any different from d batch dat have been waiting for both alert and resumption date from dem for d past 6 months already? Let dem campaign with nonsense.. They are bribing d youths with 30k allowee for 2yrs and den back to square one of unemployment.. D mumu below is a typical mumu
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Priest Suspended For Rapping During Sermon (pics) by Nbote(m): 12:55pm On Jun 26, 2018
Africa and our backwards and holier than thou approach to religion. D priest is preaching d gospel and passing messages using rap and yet its a problem..
Crime › Re: Zayyanu Shalla, NCC Manager Killed In Plateau Crisis (Photo) by Nbote(m):
I wish dis can begin to affect d family members of these our political office holders, mayb jus mayb They'll start caring and start doing something about these mindless and barbaric killings. D guy below is an ediot. How many cows did d priests in Benue or d numerous women and children massacred steal? U want to d fulanis to b given a break? What about d farms and crops their cows destroyed in d first place? Is it d villagers livelihood dats worthy to b destroyed?
Sports › Re: Ighalo: Argentina Will Be Nervous If Super Eagles Score First by Nbote(m): 10:46am On Jun 26, 2018
Once we score first we don kill dem. They'll b desperate to score and left exposed at d back...
Romance › Re: Struggles Of Dating A Short Man - Meme Collection by Nbote(m): 10:33am On Jun 26, 2018
Saff:
are your pockets strong? Be deceiving yourself grin
Lol.. At least ayam deceiving myself abi.. What makes U think those boys aren't deceiving u
Romance › Re: Struggles Of Dating A Short Man - Meme Collection by Nbote(m): 10:29am On Jun 26, 2018
Saff:
my friend you are short.
My friend don't let d heels u ladies wear deceive una... But wait ooo, since wen are ladies d unit measure of a man's height... I clearly remember d size dat matters on a man are his pockets and his other leg
Romance › Re: Struggles Of Dating A Short Man - Meme Collection by Nbote(m): 10:21am On Jun 26, 2018
pocohantas:
Is 5ft7 tall? undecided
No offence.
None taken, And I'm sure u didn't see anywhere I stated I was tall... If U are long, dats ur problem, not mine

ireneidiva:
A 5ft 7 guy is short abeg.
Remove ur heels and tell us ur height
Romance › Re: Struggles Of Dating A Short Man - Meme Collection by Nbote(m):
niyot124:
I'm guessing you are on the short side grin
Nah, I'm 5ft7 .. D meme collection is on d short on d humour side.. Bia since wen are ladies d standard measure for heights in men? And to think some of una wear heels dey talk
Politics › Re: Osinbajo's Speech As He Visits Plateau State, Promises 10 Billion Naira by Nbote(m):
Jus like benue... All he does is go and make promises of money while ignoring d root cause of d problem.. What has been done about d fulanis since d Benue massacre? And now its Anoda massacre by d same lots and anodA mass burial. Isnt d VP ashamed to b going on these visits to promise money wen we are talking about 100s of lives lost? D President is always too busy to visit but was in Bauchi jus a couple of days ago to condole with d state over a RAINSTORM...
Celebrities › Re: Meet The World Ugliest Dog by Nbote(m): 7:13am On Jun 26, 2018
WTF!! Dis is fugly wogly, imagine it's tongue hanging out like curtain... All dis crossing is becoming ridiculous

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