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Christianity Etc › Re: See The Latest Marriage Requirement In RCCG That Has Gone Viral(pic by Nbote(m): 5:56pm On May 22, 2018
Metuh:
Are you sure you are potenthuh
Are U sure u are educated?
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 4x(Sold) by Nbote(m):
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Phone/Internet Market › Re: Neat Infinix Note 3 For Sale by Nbote(m): 4:17pm On May 22, 2018
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Christianity Etc › Re: See The Latest Marriage Requirement In RCCG That Has Gone Viral(pic by Nbote(m): 2:47pm On May 22, 2018
MemphisRaynes:
Dude, be like say your genital status is questionable, if you wan marry this guy, abeg shine your eye well.
I dey overperform if na for dat one.. My system is fully functional and na tested and trusted. U need to see their full marriage requirements even before dis one came. Fibroid test was d last dey added
Phones › Urgent Need Of A Used Fone (abuja Only) by Nbote(op): 12:59pm On May 22, 2018
I'm in urgent need of a cleanly used fone within d range of 30-35k.. Anyone got any available
Crime › Re: See What Happened To The Sky As People Killed By Herdsmen In Benue Are Buried by Nbote(m): 12:35pm On May 22, 2018
Even d sky has wept but d imbe we have in charge hasn't even as much as consoled d state, instead choosing to go on a campaign trail..
Christianity Etc › Re: See The Latest Marriage Requirement In RCCG That Has Gone Viral(pic by Nbote(m): 12:29pm On May 22, 2018
balaclava:
Very very very useless rules and they have a lot of them for that matter
Seriously d govt needs to start taxing dem since dey have decided to delve into issues dat doesn't concern dem. Anyone who is interested in marrying, go and do d traditional marriage rites and if ur church refuses Bleep dem and go to d courts and have a court wedding or simply invite a Pastor to ur wedding venue to perform d ceremony. A white wedding is simply a mere formality and there is nothing like a church/Christian wedding even in d bible
Christianity Etc › Re: See The Latest Marriage Requirement In RCCG That Has Gone Viral(pic by Nbote(m):
Dis is arrant nonsense... So where's d faith dey preach about in their churches or dey no longer believe in d miracles dey preach about? Dis is becoming really embarrassing.. I think these churches shld jus stick to d bible and it's teachings and leave other issues for trained professionals. Rubbish. How many of d churches comes to d financial aids of their members despite d stupid members abiding by all their useless rules jus to please dem.

Johnson5258:
Excuse me, i dis agree with you ma/sir, so many do things intentionally because they just want to have it at all cost. imagine a guy messing around during his youthful age and an innocent lady waiting on God. is that fair? talk to all your young ones and even yourself to always do the right thing. An impotent man or other wise woman caused it themselves or only if it is from birth which is in slim chances. Ecclesiastes 7:29: Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions. so please do the needful stop punishing innocent ladies under the guise of religion. Most will not even make mention of it till the wedding night, wickedness.
So those who have naturally occurring health conditions what happens to dem? D fibroid tests U carry out on members, what happens wen a member is actually diagnosed with it? Do U treat dem? I have a family friend is wedding next month and I have been pissed at some of d numerous hypocritical conditions U ppl attach for members intending on marrying in d church. Most of these these are absolutely irrelevant. Imagine lots of pastors coming jus to inspect a wedding dress?? Asking a couple to write attestation letter on how dey are sure dey want to marry? What happens to all d forgiveness, faith, and "new creature in Christ" teachings? Mary Magdalene was a slut and Jesus dared anyone to cast d first stone. Jus advice d couples to do d needful and dat will b u playing ur part, not imposing stuffs on dem.
Celebrities › Re: Phyno's Statue At Eleme Junction In Port Harcourt (Photos) by Nbote(m): 8:36am On May 22, 2018
Dis one no b Phyno Finooo, Dis one na Phuno Pynoo.. D sculptor jus finish Phyno career
Phone/Internet Market › Re: HUAWEI P8 Lite 2017 For Sale by Nbote(m): 5:57pm On May 21, 2018
What's ur location and how much last
Politics › Re: Are You Back?’ — Buhari Asks IGP As They Pray Together At Aso Rock Mosque by Nbote(m):
Hehehehehe... He's definitely asking if he's back from his state of confusion transmission but how and why exactly is dis news??
Politics › Re: I Will Stay In Aso Rock For The Next 30 Days, Nobody Will Complain; Yahaya Bello by Nbote(m): 2:22pm On May 18, 2018
As per d Official Resident houseboy of d Presidency.. We know na
Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi Searching For Ramadan Moon (Photos) by Nbote(m):
Did dey misplace it before?? What's even d point in searching for it wen dey'll still wait for d Sultan to sight it.. I saw a full moon yesterday and was wondering why none of dem saw it

maclatunji:
You don't even know when to stop embarrassing yourself. A new moon is a known astronomical phenomenon.

You claiming to see a new moon when people are searching to sight the new moon is the height of ignorance.
Even though sense isn't so common anymore atleast sense of humour is still practically at everyone's beck and call. What did U do with urs?
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Nbote(m): 9:16pm On May 17, 2018
andrew444:
All the strikers deserved to be there,if I am the coach lacazette will take giroud place because giroud was a bench warmer at Arsenal,the same lacazette bench him he joined Chelsea and managed 3 goals in 13 games still not better than lacazette,I feel for lacazette no major tournament for such a player at the age of 26.

Giroud is just there as an old timer and that's all.

The only player I am happy for is nzonzi the rest deserved so,but my lovely digne of Barca is not there but I am not surprised befause he is a bench warmer same thing goes to giroud but he is coach favorite .
Baba no go there ooo... Giroud isn't in d team becos he's an old timer, he's there becos he performs in their National colors. D communication between Giroud and Griezman in the French national team is telepathic. Laca's style as a striker doesn't suit d French style of play dats y he's mostly used from d wings. Laca is jus unfortunate, jus as Mauro Icardi and Paulo Dybala are. Gud players who can't get into d team becos beta players are already there. Some players can b shitty for their clubs and even b bench warmers but always turn up for their countries while others are superb for club and absolutely useless in their national colors..
Politics › Re: Arrested Hired Assassins In Ilorin Implicated Saraki, Maigida & Others. by Nbote(m): 8:46pm On May 17, 2018
Some of d comments above simply shows how stupid zombies are.. So some ppl were employed as assassins by d state governor HIMSELF, placed on govt payroll, and dey seem to also know d state govt dat employed dem has d mandate of someone else in dis case d senate President.. Abeg let dem make a list of d so called Kwarans dey have assassinated for dem... Seriously dis govt is loosing it

seunmsg:
Those guys are political thugs that work for the Saraki political family. Lots of them are on kwara government payroll and I have met a few of them here in Abuja.
Abeg ehn, did u meet dem as a fellow thug or assassin?
Crime › Re: Photos Of 58 Yr-old- Man Who Defiled 12-yr Old Girl by Nbote(m): 8:44pm On May 17, 2018
Dis one na Nigger X... Old papa feeling funky.. Let him rot in jail..
Celebrities › Re: Hilarious!! President’s Son Steals Phone And Exchanges It For Drugs by Nbote(m): 8:35pm On May 17, 2018
Earthbound:
This has got to be a big fat lie
Why?? Becos U are unaware of it or becos it simply can't happen? Den U don't know how far addicts can go
Crime › Re: Search A Police Officer Before He Or She Searches Your Car Or House - NGR Police by Nbote(m): 8:31pm On May 17, 2018
So d same police dat will ask u if U want to teach him his job will allow U search him abi? I have a feeling d police on d internet is not in sync with d real ones or d Nigerian Police is out to tempt Nigerians.. D same Nigerian Police dat questions U as if U are a criminal
Politics › Re: National Assembly Declines Buhari’s Request For The Approval Of $496m Tucano Jet by Nbote(m): 5:37pm On May 17, 2018
I don't understand, are dey declining request for a money dat has already been taken and spent?
Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland CEO, Seun Osewa Dragged To Court by Nbote(m): 5:33pm On May 17, 2018
ShyCypher:
Its not about the money. Its about ethics
I'm a charge and bail lawyer, since it's not about d money and about ethics, We'll share d ethics too 50/50..

No b only U sabi smoke
Crime › Re: Amstel Malt: Professor Drags Nigeria Breweries To Court For Deceiving The Public by Nbote(m): 10:31pm On May 16, 2018
Make him dey find easy money.. His mates are changing d world with new theories, inventions
Health › Re: Stop Rejecting Gunshot Victims, Police Warn Hospitals by Nbote(m):
Story.... They'll still be d ones to storm hospitals and ask why dey are treating criminals without police report for their gunshot wounds ... Hospitals kuku know not to trust dem. Hospital dat won't even attend to U if U don't have their card
Crime › Re: 2 Ritualists Caught With A Corpse In Ijebu, Brutalized By Vigilante (Graphic Pic by Nbote(m): 5:00pm On May 16, 2018
It's our work ooo!!! Skull work.. But seriously dis is becoming really frightening. Ijebu used to b known for its garri, but these days ritualists ti take over
Politics › Re: Kaduna LGA Election: PDP Release Video Evidence Of Result In Makarfi Ward by Nbote(m): 8:51am On May 16, 2018
Heheheh
madridguy:
The link no get weight.
Link no get weight?? Is d video authentic or not? Is it from d election or not? My broda nylon get weight pass ur brain..
Politics › Re: Special Presidential Investigation Panel Chair, Obla Okoi Caught In A Certificat by Nbote(m): 10:32pm On May 15, 2018
What were U expecting from dis Den of Thieves we call a govt
Sports › Re: ‘I Don’t Compete Against Cristiano, I Compete Against Madrid’ by Nbote(m): 10:30pm On May 15, 2018
Linus.. He didn't make mention of anyone or any club.. He said he doesn't compete with anyone and isn't motivated to b d best. He jus wants to play
Politics › Re: PVC: Is This Kid Really 27 Years Old? by Nbote(m): 10:22pm On May 15, 2018
Yes he is... Every northern kid is an adult dat appears as a kid.. It's a hereditary something
Crime › Re: Robbers Attack Union Bank In Ekiti, Two Feared Dead by Nbote(m): 7:52pm On May 15, 2018
I actually expected dis.. I jus had a feeling we haven't heard d last of d Offa Robbery gang.. It's definitely d same gang.
Travel › Re: Borno Checkpoint Where People Pay Money For Not Having National I.D Card by Nbote(m): 7:35pm On May 15, 2018
Na today?? If U want to get ur national ID card U have to part with some money at d registration centres.. If U want ur voters card without all d hassles and frustration, U have to part with some money.. If naija security agencies catch U in a secluded area, U'll even pay for not having ur birth certificate
Sports › Re: JUST IN: Joe Hart, Ryan Bertrand Missing From England's 23-man Squad by Nbote(m): 3:15pm On May 15, 2018
Was expected but d list comes out tomoro so for now they are jus speculations
Jokes Etc › Re: Adrenaline Experience: How Have You Used Yours by Nbote(m): 3:14pm On May 15, 2018
odigbosky:
saw a man with towel round his waist jump a fence with a broken bottles on it without injury when fine boys came to his house. Till date the man does not know how he did it.
Gbaam..
Sports › Re: Germany Announce 27-man Preliminary Squad For 2018 World Cup [Full Squad] by Nbote(m): 3:12pm On May 15, 2018
They still have to cut 4 players from d squad..

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