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Jokes Etc › Re: Adrenaline Experience: How Have You Used Yours by Nbote(m): 2:49pm On May 15, 2018
Kylekent59:
Snake kehuh What happens when you see lion? grin grin.






My fight and flight Come whenever i see armed robbers shooting sporadically.

I couldnt believe i climbed 9ft fence OOo with a barbed wire on the top.
Hahahahaha.. I am sure every single individual alive automatically activates theirs in d same scenario. Some are actually superheros and develop superpowers in d same scenario.
Jokes Etc › Re: Adrenaline Experience: How Have You Used Yours by Nbote(m): 11:03am On May 15, 2018
My adrenaline comes in handy wen I see snake oo.. It gives me d extra push to run faster than I planned to
Crime › Re: Two Nigerian “big Boys” Jailed Over Wire Fraud In The U.S. - Pictures by Nbote(m): 11:00am On May 15, 2018
Wen it comes to fraud some ppl are pace setters
Travel › Re: Kofar Ruwa Highway Cracks In Kano, Months After Commissioning, Car Trapped by Nbote(m): 10:59am On May 15, 2018
Everything na Scam scam
Politics › Re: What Is The Reason For Non-Availability Of Prepaid Meter? by Nbote(m): 9:23pm On May 13, 2018
because availability of prepaid meter blocks out Chua Chua money for dem. No disconnection and reconnection fees, no estimated billing from where dey can add up their own extras
Politics › Re: 2019: Anambra Will Give Buhari 70 Percent Of Votes – Ngige by Nbote(m): 9:05pm On May 13, 2018
U dat ran away from 100% punches dey were willing to give to u.. Gerarahia men. U are not even sure of 1% of their vote tall more of ur Oga Buhari
Celebrities › Re: Davido Performs At The Inauguration Of Julius Maada Bio, Sierra Leone President by Nbote(m): 9:03pm On May 13, 2018
kingofgirls:
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How can U b king of gals and b begging for skool fees.. Baba I don't need to check to know say na lie U dey lie
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Kill Policeman On Abuja-Kaduna Road After Gun Battle (Graphic) by Nbote(m): 7:42pm On May 13, 2018
D annoying part of dis whole tale is dat wen d abuja airport was closed for a few weeks for d runway reconstruction, d kind of military presence and security on dat route was almost d same with d military presence in d DMZ in d Korean Peninsula simply because na big men dey involved... Ever since d reconstruction was completed d military and security on d road disappeared... D spate of robberies and kidnapping on dat route is something else but nobody seems to care because d "big men " no longer use d route
Travel › Re: Nigerian Woman Sues US Airline For Ejecting Her Over Body Odour by Nbote(m):
Sue their white racist asses... Imagine d concobility.. She's even a frequent flyer sef and jus because a white man complained and she's black, voila!! She's off d plane

slyfoxxjoe:
the fact she is a frequent flyer with them and this is the first time she is experiencing this sort of thing should tell you it's not about racism. Why don't we Nigerians ever consider that we may be at fault? Maybe she did really stink..
So it was her smell dat made d white man occupy her seat also abi? Sometimes let's get our heads out of our asses before reasoning.. He was already seated on her seat before she even came in which means dey gave out her seat. Did he perceive d smell from his home and den decide to com occupy her seat? He was already assigned her seat. Did d man perceive d "pungent" smell from her ticket? D airline assigned her seat to d white man even before dey perceived d smell.. Either she was wearing designer fragrance OKPEI by D&G (Deji and Gbadabo) or she had OGIRI by CHRISTIANa DIORa or both d white man and d airline have supernatural powers dat sniffs from d Internet..
Politics › Re: Police Arrest 4 Men With Stolen Imo Congress Result Sheets by Nbote(m): 11:08pm On May 12, 2018
Imo1stson:
There is no crack bro but some PDP men that were part of Jonathanians calling Rochas Okoroawusa and even working against Buhari calling him terrorist. Till today they are paying people for online propaganda against Buhari as well as okada stands even as APC members. They will have no option but to return where they came from.
How can any sane person b dis gullible, dumb and stupid at d same time?? So PDP is responsible for d divide and violent conduct of APC ward congress? So who is responsible for d violence we saw in Ekiti and other places?? Is it PDP dat is trying to sideline d Deputy Governor of d state thereby causing d friction in d state? Or is PDP also responsible for d arson attack on d APC secretariat right?
Politics › Re: Breaking : Kaduna LG Elections: 5 Returning Officers Missing by Nbote(m): 9:26pm On May 12, 2018
Ordinary state primaries and LG elections dey can't get right... Why are we surprised considering dey haven't been able to get running d nation right
Politics › Re: 2019: Group Launches Online TV To Showcase Buhari’s Achievements by Nbote(m): 7:37pm On May 12, 2018
Why do dey need to show his so-called legacies on TV? Legacies are experienced and felt and seen by ppl who have been touched by it in their every day lives not on some screen
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Situation Under Buhari Now Worse Than It Was Under PDP – Balarabe Musa by Nbote(m): 7:27pm On May 12, 2018
Noo U ppl shld stop complaining oo.. He promised us "Changi Dole ". What we have been experiencing since was d "Changi" part of d promise. We are slowing reaching d "Dole" part.. By d tym we fully enta it, na bodi go tell una
Politics › Re: Oyo LG Election: NSCDC Officer Shoots Teenage Girl Dead In Ibadan (Photo) by Nbote(m): 7:21pm On May 12, 2018
Na civil defence we go begin suffer from now!! I've always wondered what dey are doing carrying about rifles in towns and streets. What exactly are dey doing opening fire at all in a populated place and a polling station at dat.. Vigilante carry rifle, Police carry rifle, army carry rifle and even ordinary civil defence carries it's own rifle..
Politics › Re: OYO LG POLLS. NSCDC OFFICER SHOOTS A TEENAGER TO DEATH. - Pictures by Nbote(m): 7:19pm On May 12, 2018
Abeg what is NSCDC officer doing with a loaded weapon and shooting in a polling booth? Na civil defence we go also begin worry about now?
Politics › Re: One Killed At APC Convention In Agege, Lagos (Graphic Photos) by Nbote(m):
From to East to d West and North and South, karma is screwing dem raw and hard. Karma is sweet
Health › Re: NAFDAC Reopens Emzor, Others Amidst Codeine Controversy by Nbote(m): 7:07pm On May 12, 2018
alenwup:
What is this one saying... Are you still pained by the ban of codeine? If you are so pained toilet still dey na. Dey never ban dat one
I know u don't understand basic English or have any reasoning ability so I'll rather jus ignore u henceforth
Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea To Destroy Nuclear Site Ahead Of US Summit: KCNA by Nbote(m): 5:27pm On May 12, 2018
Only God knows what Trump bribed d North Koreans with. Who would believe d most militarised zone would one day possibly no longer exist
Politics › Re: Yusuf Buhari Had His Surgery In Nigeria - Minister Of Health by Nbote(m): 4:43pm On May 12, 2018
So he had his surgery here abi? What exactly was he flown abroad for den.. Dis minister shld b ashamed of himself... Even d stupid govt shld have jus let d matter die as dey have successfully made Nigerians forget it.. Since U claim he had his surgery here, why was he flown abroad? To collect d remaining drip abi? And d president also takes Nigerian pills in his abroad check up facility
Politics › Re: Yusuf Buhari Had His Surgery In Nigeria - Minister Of Health by Nbote(m): 4:36pm On May 12, 2018
Oooohhhh... Jus wen we thought we had forgotten and dis useless ppl bring dis mata up again.. So he had his surgery here and was flown abroad to recover abi
Health › Re: NAFDAC Reopens Emzor, Others Amidst Codeine Controversy by Nbote(m):
They are mad in d first place for shutting down emzor's plant.. Is codeine a banned substance?? D drug isn't d problem but it's abuse. It is also d same way Tramadol, Rochi, Refnol and others are being abused. Why not ban dis ones as well..Dis govt jus likes eye service in dis country jus because na foreign media carry d exposè.. Why hasn't d govt banned politicians because dey abuse power, or ban alcohol because ppl don't drink responsibly?Bunch of ediots
Politics › Re: Hoodlums Arrested At Ekiti APC Governorship Primaries by Nbote(m): 4:11pm On May 12, 2018
Why APC like violence? Ordinary state primaries and we are experiencing dis. Is dis a sign of things to expect in d elections come next year?
Celebrities › Re: Praiz: "Ladies Who Want To Date Me Should Try Their Luck By Applying" by Nbote(m):
Dats y U have been confused on which path to follow between gospel music or secular music.. Instead of concentrating on music dat so far doesn't seem like ur calling U are waiting for gals to try their luck with U. He wants to try his luck as a fuckboy

mralincore:
So...are u trying to tell us u can't talk to a lady...what a shame
What is more shameful dan scamming ppl of their money in d name of selling cheap data to dem? U shld try ur luck on something legit
Family › Re: Shocking: See What A Mum Bought For Her Daughter As Birthday Gift by Nbote(m): 7:38am On May 12, 2018
Wat is wrong with d gift?? Shebi gals are complaining about d price these days and someone jus got wholesale supply..
Crime › Re: Armed Bandits 'Responsible' For The Attacks In Kaduna And Zamfara, Arrested.PICS by Nbote(m): 8:24pm On May 10, 2018
So d new name for these killer herdsmen is now Armed Bandits abi?? Issorait
Politics › Re: Who Is The Enemy Of Democracy Between The IGP and the Senate by Nbote(m): 2:57pm On May 10, 2018
Dis govt is d enemy of Democracy.. U dat u are citing their non passage of d budget as their offence, what did d govt do with d previous ones??
Crime › Re: Man Faints After Being Punched At A PVC Registration Centre, Today - Pictures by Nbote(m): 2:52pm On May 10, 2018
Lolzz.. Dis shii is so funny... Dis election next year no go funny at all..
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Pictured With Danfo Drivers After JOGODO Theft Saga by Nbote(m): 10:13am On May 10, 2018
bsk
Foreign Affairs › Re: 28 Israeli Jets Fired About 60 Rockets In Overnight Strikes On Syria: RUSSIA by Nbote(m): 10:12am On May 10, 2018
Those were targeted at Iranian missiles.. Iran attacked Isreal in d early hours of today
Gaming › Re: 4 Reasons The God Of War Is Arguably 2018 Best Game by Nbote(m): 10:06am On May 10, 2018
victorazyvictor:
I think why they can't produce the movie is that the game has virtually showcased all the actions and expectations, the movie wont be interested. Imagine adult like me left my site work for 3 days because I was playing God Of War.
Lol... Agbaya.. Adventure games dey tire me jare. Na soccer I get tym for
Gaming › Re: 4 Reasons The God Of War Is Arguably 2018 Best Game by Nbote(m): 9:16am On May 10, 2018
Make dem jus do d movie already jare so those of us who aren't into adventure games can watch it as movie

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