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OP most ppl are only liking becos u b gal.. No offence but Most of d memes u uploaded are dry.. Lemme join to contribute mine

onoikenna:
Don't say what u don't know.Scam wetin?Why are people like this?When u give people fake information peeps will be saying trash.

My friend kip quiet and sit down... No US university will admit any undergraduate without SAT. U didn't arrange ur scam well.. And payment is into SEMICASH bank account instead of d so-called UsaAfrica.. Guy chill

Which kind mumu story b dis one?? If d gal father no fit wait let him com and collect back his daughter..

Scam oooo... Flee everyone

Most of d Nigerians over there are busy hustling to care who our leaders are and those who know dem well are mostly beneficiaries. Let's make here uncomfortable for dem first so those in d west would know dem and join in over there...

Na so e suppose b

All these bloggers and their luv for sensational heading. See as una put d heading like he now looks up to wizkid even though he didn't even mention him. Even though he hasn't been consistent with dropping new songs, he's still being considered as relevant as d trending Artistes like Olamide, Phyno, in d industry...

Macgregor also dey gym him dick?? D sooner he realises it's boxing rules and not kickboxing d better for him.. I like his confidence though, jus hope he doesn't end up like Tyson Fury..

Abeg who get Mayweather contact , help me tell am say I'm challenging him next.. Na God I take dey beg am to fight me.. Even na 100,000 in dollars or pounds or Euro I won't mind.. He can kip d remaining money..

So U invited d VP who u've handed over twice now to London to jus to thank him for doing his job? A day before una FEC meeting? And U also invited APC governors to thank dem, and den PDP governors, and Saraki and other senators and den ur BMC crew , all to thank dem?
Wehdone sire!!!

He is still learning.. Only €26,000 which is roughly 10m in naira for make up in 4months and dey are complaining, dat means if dey see our cost of governance dey'll use d PARC Elysée as fainting space..

Wait ooo!! If I understand correctly, ppl are actually PAYING him/her jus to b on his snapchat?? As wat exactly becos ayam not understanding

D Chief Sycophant is at it again.. After going awol for sometime due to some of d indefensible actions, he's now back to asslicking and sycophancy..

Nigerians jus luv to take out their frustrations online.. We are always more religious dan Christianity still yet are one of d most frustrated.. What exactly is wrong with d child in a Buddhist temple? Was she offered as a sacrifice or donated to Buddha?

So dey are still welcoming him? I thought it was a reasonable meeting sef.. Eye service meeting..

Why is d Vice President d one doing d talking?? No wonder una show us only one photo taken from afar instead of d close up photos una dey send before

jpphilips:
Does NLNG drill gas in Nigeria?

Whether dey do or not, dey have all d information related to Natural gas locations

Don't know if it's jus me, a browser problem or a general issue.. I kip getting redirected to nairaland ads or a different post or link wen using nairaland. For example I try to check my MENTIONS and it opens my L&S instead or I try to open a particular thread and it takes me to d nxt thread or even a nairaland ad.. Abeg is it jus me or a general ish?

bedspread:
They must be Chosen

So na only Chosen dey ppl dey survive accidents and other miracles abi.. Don't worry Dey are not, their sticker and vest for dey all over d vehicle

Egbon, Looks like dey have payed u some of ur arrears abi as u can now afford data to comment afta going awol since

As usual, zombies will always find a niche to drive home a point where there's none..

nwabobo:
Some of us didn't have to sing it because we were already uncles at the time.

Arrrgghh!! Dat means u are qualified for ancestorship b dat..

Which of d Senate?? D conniving bastards dat have together with d Presidency cornered slots for "juicy" MDA's abi.. All u have to do to get any of those recruitments is simply come with a letter of recommendation from a Senator or top govt official and d job is urs...

Living in bondage!!(Clap 3 times)
Part 1 Part 2!!(Clap 2 times)
Merit don die!! (Clap 3 times)
Na who kill am!! (Clap 3 times)
Na Andy Kill am!! (Clap 3 times)
Becos of Wetin!! (Clap 3 times)
Becos of Blood money!! (Clap 3 times)
Clap for Andy!! Clap for Andy!!
Him don do bad thing!! Him don do bad thing!!

If U didn't sing and play to dis kiddies playground song culled from Living in Bondage movie den U shld address me as Uncle.. Andy was wretched and was convinced by his friend Paulo to join d big boys by joining their ritual brotherhood to gain riches. He did and ended up using his beautiful wife Merritt as d sacrificial lamb.. Her ghost ended up haunting d living daylight put of dem.

Is it dat our Police don't have shame or what? How com dey will always shamelessly b d ones to announce dat kidnapped victims have been released after ransom was paid. No talk of tracking dem and eventually capturing dem. Why exactly are dey d ones to com forward and make such shameless announcements and not d families and yet dey'll blame ppl for glorifying fraudsters, Kidnappers and Criminals.. What other glorification is worse dan dis??
Who did we offend in dis country abeg??

snnaija:
I guess you never really paid attention to it

Haven't really been motivated to learn dat yet.. Though I think I have a couple materials to start on..

shehuolayinka:
I love this. This is pure propaganda. Everyone is focus on rat issue, forgetting about Buhari health or the bad economy

Exactly....

funmise007:
Rumors always carried by enemies spread by ignorants and accepted by fools without enquiries.this country is a failed state dat needs deliverance

And its only morons and stark illiterates who don't know d difference between rumours and facts... Dey need brain transplant and reorientation