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CultureRe: What Is The Biggest Culture Shock You Have Had? by NCANpatroller: 6:35pm On Sep 22, 2017
makydebbie:
Come GH na. tongue
Hi
Do you know Mnotify Company in ghana?
BusinessRe: Money Transfer To Ghana by NCANpatroller: 5:27pm On Sep 22, 2017
magicfinger1:
yes
What's your rate?
Is it bank transfer or cash deposit. I need 350 ghs
WebmastersRe: 13 Sure Google Adsense Approval Tricks For Bloggers In 2017 by NCANpatroller: 8:08am On Sep 21, 2017
Igboblog:
what is the name of your website?
Thrillmeat.com
WebmastersRe: 13 Sure Google Adsense Approval Tricks For Bloggers In 2017 by NCANpatroller: 7:59am On Sep 21, 2017
I don't understand this approval thing you pple keep talking about.

I just login into my Google account.
I copy the code to my website
It's live in mins
I still wonder what you pple are talking about. Is mine different?
EducationRe: What Do Nigerians Consider A Wasted Life? by NCANpatroller: 5:51pm On Sep 19, 2017
On behalf of the NCAN. I declare you persona non grata. Imagination ko. Frustrations nii
RomanceDont Dump Your Partners Because You Caught Them Cheating. by NCANpatroller(op): 11:27am On Sep 19, 2017
I don't understand this "holier than thou" mentality been portrayed here in recent times.
Spouses/ partners caught cheating and NLanders advice is to severe the relationship.
I was assistant bf for many years and to several girls. They re all happily married

And their spouses would never know what happened behind their backs.

Anita(not her name) had a very crazy bf then. They did marry. The guy listens to every background sound to detect anita's whereabout. He ll ask her to open her room door and close it to ascertain she is in her room. Ask if she is alone. Wants video call etc. I'm the ever present advisor. Giving relationship advice to them to be better partners. Also a shoulder to cry on. We do ve sex when those guys are not around.

Several examples like that.
University provided the platform. Esp for those who live outside campus in a mixed setting. We cohabit and coexist. It's fun. Made me a better man
P.S all ties were severed since they got married. We just live with our fond memories
EducationRe: heaven by NCANpatroller: 10:55am On Sep 19, 2017
Go fvck yourself!
Thunder wey go fire you dey come from sambisa

Your job as a shrink is to advice ur clients. Not our jobs.
Moreover you are been paid to be shrinking.
Are you been paid to seek FP?
Weyrey somebody?
Stupid post everyday!
If you waste my data again! I ll curse you!
FamilyRe: I Caught My Wife Making Dirty Calls With A Guy. Help by NCANpatroller: 4:30pm On Sep 16, 2017
PoliticsRe: Only One Religion Practice Terrorism by NCANpatroller: 9:14pm On Sep 15, 2017
[quote author=kingbet365 post=60499224][/quote]Brain is a gift. Not an entitlement!

FamilyRe: I Caught My Wife Making Dirty Calls With A Guy. Help by NCANpatroller: 8:53pm On Sep 15, 2017
Calm down
Flirting on phone isn't punishable with divorce. Find that detective nairalander that bugged her husband to catch him redhanded.
Bug ur wife
If caught. Divorce!
RomanceRe: What Attracted You To Your Girlfriend/boyfriend? by NCANpatroller: 5:50pm On Sep 15, 2017
unapapadeycraze:
her slim body and her beautiful physiognomycheesy. what about you?
Your papa dey craze
WebmastersRe: How Much Do U Make From Your Blog? Be Honest by NCANpatroller: 7:23am On Sep 15, 2017
Let the lies begin.
Eazi with the lies plz
Person wey no get 1k go claim $1k
Itz well
RomanceRe: .....??? by NCANpatroller: 7:16am On Sep 15, 2017
If he is serious. Do court wedding now then wait for remaining noise women call wedding
RomanceRe: .....??? by NCANpatroller: 7:15am On Sep 15, 2017
If he is serious. Do court wedding now then wait for remaining noisy women call wedding
FamilyRe: Man Marries Woman Impregnated By Her Lover by NCANpatroller: 5:50am On Sep 15, 2017
lilyheaven:
Yes o, but some can come out negative.
3 months pregnancy can't come out negative. It's not urine sample they collect. It's blood
RomanceRe: Will You Still Love Me If I Say I Am A Witch? by NCANpatroller: 9:24pm On Sep 14, 2017
rizingmoney:
ok am in Ph
Our meeting will still be electronic for now
Let me ve your email
Then we talk more
RomanceRe: Will You Still Love Me If I Say I Am A Witch? by NCANpatroller: 9:15pm On Sep 14, 2017
rizingmoney:
hey... Where are u even at?
Lagos
RomanceRe: Will You Still Love Me If I Say I Am A Witch? by NCANpatroller: 9:08pm On Sep 14, 2017
rizingmoney:
but i can give you my busins email add depending
Depending on?
RomanceRe: Will You Still Love Me If I Say I Am A Witch? by NCANpatroller: 9:02pm On Sep 14, 2017
rizingmoney:
aww am sorry dear i cant do that. I cant give u my number k. But
send me a pm.
I'm interested in the 'but'
RomanceRe: Will You Still Love Me If I Say I Am A Witch? by NCANpatroller: 8:55pm On Sep 14, 2017
rizingmoney:
whats unfair? Beside how do u intend to see it in private?
Whatsapp video call
PoliticsRe: Nairalanders Let's Rant! What Are You Currently Angry About? by NCANpatroller: 7:47pm On Sep 14, 2017
My dear! It's only a foool dat hears War Drums beating and starts dancing.

Enter bénin with your national id before civil war start!
Arewa are not afraid of death
Ipob are zombies
Afonja na coward but will be alive to tell the story once again!
NYSCRe: Call For Help On An NYSC Issue by NCANpatroller: 7:46pm On Sep 14, 2017
Are you a graduate?
CrimeRe: Tension Hits Jos City by NCANpatroller: 7:01pm On Sep 14, 2017
When I was saying. This agitation ll ve nuclear effect. Ediots were thinking they ve supreme backing!
Who names a country biafra?
What kind of name is that?
Now! Innocent persons re dying everywhere.
Core north ll start soon
There ll rivers of blood shed by one stewpid man called Cownu!
His children ll alive to tell stories just like ojukwu's children. Other pple's children ll die in this massacre.
As weak as nigerian army is. Biafra is not in the league of boko haram!
I dey vex
Stewpid followers!
FamilyRe: Man Marries Woman Impregnated By Her Lover by NCANpatroller: 6:40pm On Sep 14, 2017
One chance wife!
Churches I know conduct test for couples b4 tying the knot. Is catholic diff?
From preg test to genotype, blood grp, hiv etc before your wedding is approved
FamilyRe: Can I Ever Forgive Her? Pls Advise On My Sister Who Maltreated My Wife by NCANpatroller: 6:08pm On Sep 14, 2017
Guy kill this ur sister already. Your matter haf tire me.
If you don't find that certificate b4 your next anniversary. You ve lost ur wife.
Wife you talk about is someone's daughter and sister.
If your family maltreats my sister and the husband is not defending her honor.
I ll let hell loose.
There is no point in an insecure marriage.
If you die today. Your wife ll see hell. Protect her now!
Stop wasting our time on advise
This is the 3rd time on the same issue!
Kilode!
PoliticsRe: Ipob/hausa Clash: We Are Not Directly Involved – Army by NCANpatroller: 5:03pm On Sep 14, 2017
Sarrki!
Why do I always find you in the middle of ipob controversy?
I pray God ll visit with a good job, beautiful wife and several children. Amen.
If you still continue with NL after God's visitation. Your case don pass goal post.
RomanceRe: Will You Still Love Me If I Say I Am A Witch? by NCANpatroller: 4:40pm On Sep 14, 2017
rizingmoney:
yes its mine, you can look but cant touch
That's unfair!
I ll manage the looking
Can i see it in private?
RomanceRe: Will You Still Love Me If I Say I Am A Witch? by NCANpatroller: 4:13pm On Sep 14, 2017
Is that you on your dp?

Can I suck your bweast?
Aswear I ll be loyal
rizingmoney:
oops! Thats your manhud talking not you
BusinessRe: Money Transfer To Ghana by NCANpatroller: 6:49pm On Sep 12, 2017
magicfinger1:
540Ghc is available
Are you still in business?
What's your rate?
BusinessRe: Nairaland Escrow Services by NCANpatroller: 4:20pm On Sep 12, 2017
Mind your business. Seun is a stronghead that don't listen to pple's advice or suggestion. I always imagine if seun thinks and ruminates like zuckerberg. NL ll be a global forum by now

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