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Health / Re: Please Medical Advice. I Just Lost A Friend. by NCANpatroller: 9:30pm On Sep 09, 2017
RIP to the dead
Death dont give reason. Kind and cause of death wont bring your friend back
Mourn your friend in Peace and avoid alcohol
Acute liver disease can kill in matter of hours. If you take overdose of any drug eg paracetamol. It ll shut down the liver in 9 hours

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Business / Re: Anyone Used Wirecash To Send Money Into Account? by NCANpatroller: 12:18am On Sep 08, 2017
elsavanur:


If you encounter Deepak Chawla at LBC, you will get scammed.
LBC has become lazy and doesn't to wipe him from the site.

I've now moved to Paxful and other dNet sites because of that problem that they can't seem to resolve.

How would you blacklist à website because of one person?
LBC holds btc in escrow. You win with evidence only. I don't deal with persons with négative reviews and longer releasing duration
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uber Certified Driver Needed by NCANpatroller: 12:17am On Sep 07, 2017
bwaley:
If you are an Uber Certified Driver looking for a partner, drop your comment here.


What car and how much?
Sports / Re: World Cup Qualifier: A Referee Banned For Match Fixing, Match To Replay by NCANpatroller: 9:25pm On Sep 06, 2017
I smell lies
Romance / Re: I Slept With A Lady Drunk Now I'm On PEP by NCANpatroller: 9:23pm On Sep 06, 2017
chumada:


according to her negative and a health worker, I'm just being scared

Taaa!
Carry urselves to NACA and run tests asap.
Was she drunk too?
Now she is a health worker. What kinda health worker doesnt know the risk of unprotected sex?

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Romance / Re: I Slept With A Lady Drunk Now I'm On PEP by NCANpatroller: 9:12pm On Sep 06, 2017
chumada:


I'm thinking of stopping because of diarrhoea my stomach pains me everday and I feel like vomiting most times. The pain is out of this world I swear angry sad

Yea and nausea too

I vomit every morning like morning sickness
I am always in the toilet for diarrhoea

Do you know the girls status?
Romance / Re: I'm A Young Female With A Good Job, Do I Really Have To Settle For Less? by NCANpatroller: 9:09pm On Sep 06, 2017
missloluwa:


Bruv, it's reaaallllyyy not that deep, lol.

It is. Been limited in nigeria is not any guys fault. Your good job is from ur parent

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Romance / Re: I'm A Young Female With A Good Job, Do I Really Have To Settle For Less? by NCANpatroller: 8:41pm On Sep 06, 2017
missloluwa:
Hey guys,

I'm in my mid 20's and i've been working for a few years now, my current salary is very decent and i'm striving to earn more. Obviously at my age, i'm thinking of the long term which obviously includes my career but i'm also looking forward to and marriage and kids. However, the vast majority of guys i've met are either not ready for the long term, or they're still in their 'struggling' phase.

Is it bad that I want someone who is at least on the same level as me, or maybe even slightly below? Am I a 'gold-digger' because i don't really want to 'eat garri' with a guy before he blows? I've dated these guys before but even till now their level hasn't changed much despite all their talk about potential.

I don't mind having to split the bill once in a while or even contribute but i'm a lady that's used to certain tastes. My family isn't Dangote rich but we're doing quite well, and i'd like to continue living that life or at least not drop too far below. What do you guys think? Do I keep looking for these 'almost/made guys'(can anyone tell me where to find them? lol) or do I settle for a struggler.



Marry your mothers husband!
Im sure is already made
Oponu
Sow and reap!
Gerrahia mehn

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Romance / Re: I Slept With A Lady Drunk Now I'm On PEP by NCANpatroller: 8:38pm On Sep 06, 2017
chumada:


1 per day, my is white in colour 152m



Pele. You ll pull through. A lot of pple quit cos of nightmares. Pls dont

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Romance / Re: I Slept With A Lady Drunk Now I'm On PEP by NCANpatroller: 8:16pm On Sep 06, 2017
chumada:


the nightmare is the worst of it all, I can feel the itching too bro



Which of the PEP are you using?
What's the dosage?
Forgotten the name of the one I took.
The caplet is so big. I always break it into 2. Pink in color. One per day

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Romance / Re: Advice Pls: As Beautiful As I Am, Why Am I Still Single At 38? by NCANpatroller: 8:11pm On Sep 06, 2017
Wait im coming.
Airforce1 ll be interested since Emoney ll sponsor the wedding

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Romance / Re: I Slept With A Lady Drunk Now I'm On PEP by NCANpatroller: 8:05pm On Sep 06, 2017
For ya mind now. You sabi PEP?
Ode!
First few days ll be tough. But take heart
You ll expérience diarrhoea, itching, night sweating and definitely nightmares including drowsiness.

You ll be fine

It was tough. I scaled thru. My exposure was needle prick not penile prick

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Romance / Re: Scared I Might Be Kidnapped Or Killed Should I Invite Nlanders To My Birthday Pa by NCANpatroller: 7:57pm On Sep 06, 2017
O shii e re
Ori e buru
O shii e ro
O ti re e gan

Culture / Re: 5 Unmistakable Signs You’re Dealing With A Typical Nigerian by NCANpatroller: 7:15pm On Sep 06, 2017
fastgyal:
True. pls nominate fastgyal for Miss NL 2017
thanks a lot.

Why?
Are you brains with beauty or you just like it from behind?
Celebrities / Re: Obot Etuk Is Now A Pastor, Admonishes Ladies Against Sex Before Marriage by NCANpatroller: 6:32pm On Sep 06, 2017
afariogunone1:



So how many do you intend to sleep with?

I cant marry more than 1. I ll with the one im planning wedding with. C'est fini
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Outsource Your Writing And Translation Jobs To Me by NCANpatroller: 6:30pm On Sep 06, 2017
NIKEDEEDS:


Oui,..je comprends

Très bien. I plan building à site with french content. How much is your service?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Outsource Your Writing And Translation Jobs To Me by NCANpatroller: 3:05pm On Sep 06, 2017
Comprend français?
Crime / Re: Men Return Car They Stole, Wash It With Their Clothes After Going "Mad". Photos by NCANpatroller: 2:10pm On Sep 06, 2017
Abudu2000:
so you mean an ordinary car is more valuable than a human life shocked bro the law doesnt see it that esy oo. The owner need to be apprehended asap because i am sure that a human ritual must have been done to make such a powerfull vodoo..

Even in civilized countries the police would rather deal with a domestic violence case that go after a car theft....thats how it is


The day an human becomes an armed robber. That day he ceases to be human.

When I was young. Armed robbers get shot by firing squad on live tv. My father use to make me watch so I ll stop stealing meat from the pot

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Crime / Re: Men Return Car They Stole, Wash It With Their Clothes After Going "Mad". Photos by NCANpatroller: 12:57pm On Sep 06, 2017
Unimaginable123:
is police not supposed to arrest the owner of that car?


What's wrong in self defense?
I support the owner 100 %. Do you know how many ve lost valuables to theives?
If pple were protected like that owner. We ll ve more mad men than thieves

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Crime / Re: Men Return Car They Stole, Wash It With Their Clothes After Going "Mad". Photos by NCANpatroller: 12:43pm On Sep 06, 2017
The car owner is a STRONG man/woman

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Romance / Re: Someone On Facebook Called Me The Hero Of The South South Region Of Nigeria by NCANpatroller: 12:10pm On Sep 06, 2017
onila:


with all due respect, if you don't have anything good to say, ignore my thread, thank you





Héroïne of south south. Forgive my waywardness. Can I see the backside pple said you possess.
Romance / Re: Someone On Facebook Called Me The Hero Of The South South Region Of Nigeria by NCANpatroller: 11:53am On Sep 06, 2017
Dumb asses everywhere on NL







The person needs to be in jail!

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Business / Re: Anyone Used Wirecash To Send Money Into Account? by NCANpatroller: 2:25pm On Sep 05, 2017
Mailthaddeus:


Thnx bro. Am currently seeking for ways to fund Chinese account for goods from Nigeria. Any useful info will be appreciated.

Depends on your volume and who your supplier is.
If small. Use paypal
If much. Wire transfer.
Everything na rapport.
Family / Re: Flogging Game: Suitor Dies In Katsina Marriage by NCANpatroller: 10:22am On Sep 05, 2017
Inusa is dead!
Saidu in jail!

Someone else ll marry the girl!
Illiteracy has made some culture not to be eradicated.

Iffa hear say na flogging b4 I marry my gf.
I go postpone the introduction/wedding indefinitely

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Politics / Re: "FG Bought Mansions For Nnamdi Kanu Abroad" - Uwazuruike Says by NCANpatroller: 6:48am On Sep 05, 2017
sarrki:



Nnamdi is a sociopath

Am a patriot

I don't need to be in government to support my fatherland


Kare!
Na so nnamdi take start.
There is a thin line between rebel and patriots.
You re on the path of being a sociopath my friend

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Business / Re: Anyone Used Wirecash To Send Money Into Account? by NCANpatroller: 6:46am On Sep 05, 2017
Mailthaddeus:
How did u register? And can it be used to send money to a Chinese acct from Nigeria? Pls help me Wit the website to seek these info


No.
From US to other countries. Dats all they offer

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Business / Re: Anyone Used Wirecash To Send Money Into Account? by NCANpatroller: 6:39am On Sep 05, 2017
Toaskarity:
They offer 25$ bonus and rate is N354. Fee is 3.99$. Have you ever use them and is it a good suggestion?

I just opened a savings account in Nigeria and want to start sending money to the account for a period of 5 years. I tried to send money from my bank from US but they will charge me 30$ for international transfer. I felt it is a little too much cos I am just trying to send as small as 100$ every month. I also try to find someone to give dollar here and they put naira for my account but it did not work out.
My advice.
Buy bitcoin in USA
Sell it on localbitcoins.com
The exchanger ll fund your account in nigeria
Politics / Re: "FG Bought Mansions For Nnamdi Kanu Abroad" - Uwazuruike Says by NCANpatroller: 6:26am On Sep 05, 2017
Na this kain news sarrki they like. Whether true or false

I need to know the typist behind the sarrki moniker. He must be chopping FG money too

He own 3 much!!!

Kilode!

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Investment / Re: Can Anyone Explain How To Make Profit On Shares Buying From Companies.. by NCANpatroller: 11:48pm On Sep 04, 2017
chopping:
i have been trying to know how you gain money when you buy shares what are the procedure taken and what do i need to know??

Find a stockbroker
If u re planning on investing with nse. Forget it
Sports / Re: Sergio Ramos Told Real Madrid Not To Sign Chelsea Star. by NCANpatroller: 11:39pm On Sep 04, 2017
NaijaGossipa:
Sergio Ramos told Real Madrid not to sign Chelsea star. http://www.naijagossip.com.ng/2017/09/04/sergio-ramos-told-real-madrid-not-sign-chelsea-star/


You failed. I ll not click your site

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