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Crime / Re: BUSTED: How Tanzanian Man Kept Sister In Septic Tank For 2 Years. See Video… by NCANpatroller: 11:23pm On Sep 04, 2017
Blood of Jesus!
NYSC / Re: Has Anyone Abandoned The Nysc Prog Midway? by NCANpatroller: 6:20pm On Sep 04, 2017
kuchikau1:
good day bro. am about to opt out. Pls wat do u advice?

Depends on you ooo.

If you re not a health professional or buzzing entrepreneur. I advise you complète it. Nysc has a way of haunting you if you re not immuned

No masters for me in nigeria, etc except I ve discharge cert
Autos / Re: Hurricane Harvey Submerged Cars Could Be On Their Way To Nigeria(Pics) by NCANpatroller: 1:31pm On Sep 04, 2017
[quote author=correctguy0900 post=60121835][/quote]


We dont ve a car manufacturer in nigeria.
If you need a new car. You ve to import.
Custom duties for some new cars ll buy a correct tokunbo.
Until we start producing cars here and exporting to developed countries. We re stuck
Autos / Re: Hurricane Harvey Submerged Cars Could Be On Their Way To Nigeria(Pics) by NCANpatroller: 12:07pm On Sep 04, 2017
Explorers:



About 80% cant afford new cars here and that's why they go for used/tokunbo cars because they're cheaper.

Even some of these tokunbo cars we're buying if not most are salvaged vehicles, accident but with light damages(Damaged bumpers, doors, lamps, windshield, hail etc and they get them fixed easily)



But i think flooded/submerged cars comes with the most risks.


How long was the car under the water?

Those cars stayed days submerged

The longer the vehicle remained submerged, the greater the damage.

What kind of water flooded the car?

If it was salt water, the corrosion will occur much more aggressively than if it was fresh water.


True. I agree
But I can afford 20M vehicle when the car value becomes 1M

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Autos / Re: Hurricane Harvey Submerged Cars Could Be On Their Way To Nigeria(Pics) by NCANpatroller: 9:09am On Sep 04, 2017
Ehen?
So what seems to be the problem?
Submerged phones eventually work how much more cars.
I can bet that most of those Submerged cars are beta than the 80 percent of the cars on nigeria roads.
Let's stop deceiving ourselves
How many can afford new cars in nigeria?
No credit facilty system in nigeria to make life easy.
I tire for this country

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Celebrities / Re: Obot Etuk Is Now A Pastor, Admonishes Ladies Against Sex Before Marriage by NCANpatroller: 1:34am On Sep 04, 2017
VictorAB:


So why dont you take her to a Hospital to confirm if she has a Vigina


God gave me common sense for a reason,
I don't need to pay someone else for it
Celebrities / Re: Obot Etuk Is Now A Pastor, Admonishes Ladies Against Sex Before Marriage by NCANpatroller: 8:10pm On Sep 03, 2017
I can't marry à girl that i ve not slept with.
I dont want to marry à girl without vagina.
My opinion

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With Our Last Born by NCANpatroller: 10:21pm On Aug 31, 2017
WenysAD:



Father's concubine to be correct
Back to d topic, d op's case is worse cos his useless wife to be seduced his kid brother and he is asking for advice on wat to do
I'll simply advice him to take rat poison now and save people d heartpain wen he's eventually given the poison if he finally marries dis LovePeddler for a wife cos she will kill him in future. Dats d truth with marrying a Lady DAT sleeps around worse of ur family member

Charley boy come and see dis op ooo. A rally should be done for him cos him mumu never do


Explain différence btw concubine and wife to an African man.
It's the same to me
You sleep with both without repercussions
Webmasters / Re: How Do I Get My Website Secured Using Https by NCANpatroller: 4:04pm On Aug 31, 2017
Who host ur site?
Buy ssl cert from the host if they ve it.
Tell ur developer to activate it

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Threatened To Shutdown TV Station That Granted Me Interview - FFK by NCANpatroller: 4:00pm On Aug 31, 2017
If not for the gbp nigerians donate regularly for visas

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Romance / Re: I want to fvuck this girl but I don't know how much she'll request. PICS by NCANpatroller: 2:28pm On Aug 31, 2017
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With Our Last Born by NCANpatroller: 2:02pm On Aug 31, 2017
Saliman22:


Thanks I will let her go but should I tell me parents the details of this, because our marriage is slatted next year

Tell them she cheated on you.

Dont say WHO!
It ll break your parents heart

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With Our Last Born by NCANpatroller: 10:23am On Aug 31, 2017
I want to be soft. I cant
You calculating your expenses on a girl that cheated on you with your kid bro?

In my court; the girl is sentence to death by hanging literally. I ll cut my losses immediately!


There is nothing to think about.

A cheating woman is like a trojan horse
That ll eventually hurt your progress spritually and financially.

Kick her out now! If you dont

On behalf of your parent. I ll place à curse on you.

Reuben was cursed cos he slept with his father's wife!

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Properties / Re: My Terrible Experience With Femlak Cleaning & Fumigation Company by NCANpatroller: 9:33am On Aug 31, 2017
OnlyMary:

In the book of weed, Chapter 4, verse 11..."many are mad but few are roaming". A word is enough for the wise. lipsrsealed undecided


I agree
Painful thing is a mad couplé can't diagnose themselves.
I pray you both get help soon before you start roaming.
Oppressor oshi!
Aswear i ll court martial your husband
Education / Re: Two Nairalanders Sign Out Of UNIOSUN. by NCANpatroller: 4:02pm On Aug 30, 2017
Congrats. Greet baba kabiru for me for closing down lautech

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TV/Movies / Re: How To Setup A Cinema by NCANpatroller: 3:40pm On Aug 30, 2017
Interested too


Maybe someone ll invite Sen common sense to enlighten us
Business / Re: My Frustrating Experience With ALAT By Wema Bank Customer Service by NCANpatroller: 1:44pm On Aug 30, 2017
Ayemileto:


Baba, keep quite. I use Wema Savings and Alat as well.
The people who enjoy Alat most are those with Wema account, you don't need to upload any document, it will sync automatically.

Business / Re: My Frustrating Experience With ALAT By Wema Bank Customer Service by NCANpatroller: 12:59am On Aug 30, 2017
In the list of banks. You chose wema?
My friend!
You re on a long thing
Wema
Union
Keystone
Unity
Skye
Access

Are banks I advice pple to avoid at all cost
Properties / Re: My Terrible Experience With Femlak Cleaning & Fumigation Company by NCANpatroller: 12:03am On Aug 30, 2017
You mean...
You re saying...
You and ur husband violated à civilian's right? Because of poor service rendered?
Why didn't you seek redress in court?
After dealing with the owner. You came here for what?
I wish I ve your husbands details
I will demote him by 2 ranks effective immediately!
Nonsense!

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Travel / Re: Women Hold Topless Parade In New York City by NCANpatroller: 10:59pm On Aug 29, 2017
Somebody will blurr the bweast now!
CensorLand!!!


See shapes and sizes
I need to enter new York asap
Romance / Re: Am I The Hottest Girl on Nairaland? Rate My Pics by NCANpatroller: 10:52pm On Aug 29, 2017
humanbeing5th:
ode!! pls wake me up when ur village people av stoped manipulating ur brain


Warn urself before I deal with you


Attention seeking imbécile
Vous être mental malade

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Romance / Re: Urgent Help needed ! (please Open) by NCANpatroller: 10:36pm On Aug 29, 2017
dahreformer:
fellow nairalander please I'm using dis medium to seek for help

please at the moment I'm so broke and I want to register for my post utme which would close next week
please anynody that could b of help or lend me d money should please quote me...The amount is 2k

please let all be our brothers keeper

Naira I dont ve
What I ve i give unto you if you ve faith.
Receive it!
Odaro!!
Romance / Re: Am I The Hottest Girl on Nairaland? Rate My Pics by NCANpatroller: 10:31pm On Aug 29, 2017
See this ediot ooo
Check folamigeh profile and see your life outside. You this impersonator!
Mtcheew!

C'est insanité

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Religion / Re: All Artists Should Stop Sperming Nairaland Because They Don't Believe In God by NCANpatroller: 10:28pm On Aug 29, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


I agree that you really need to goan buy sense

Yes. 1 for u
1 for op

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Religion / Re: All Artists Should Stop Sperming Nairaland Because They Don't Believe In God by NCANpatroller: 10:17pm On Aug 29, 2017
Someone pls gimme "Goan buy sense" même with 200 naira
Culture / Re: Photo Of Ooni Of Ife's New Wife As Claimed By Women Of Rubies (But It Is Fake) by NCANpatroller: 4:41pm On Aug 29, 2017
folakemigeh:
We kinda look alike kiss

I wish her a joyful marriage to the Royal King .



Me sef iyam a queen in my own way

Tani e le yii?
Agriculture / Re: Investing In Livestock (port Harcourt Based Investors ONLY) by NCANpatroller: 4:35pm On Aug 29, 2017
Tgen:
Are you based in Rivers state?
Are you Business Oriented?
Thinking on what to invest on or have been thinking of investing on Livestock?
Then, this is for you.
This is the plan:
Livestock type: Cow (for a start)
From: The North
Destination: Port harcourt

Want to build a team of zealous investors in livestock. For more details and to schedule a meeting email: thomgeof@gmail.com
I hope u plan this well
Rivers state is not a région conducive to rear cows. Goats can survive anywhere. You re exposing the cows to enviromental factor and sleeping sickness

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