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CelebritiesRe: Popular Comedian Recreated Ademola Adeleke Victory Dance ;D by NCANpatroller: 9:27am On Jul 12, 2017
Papiikush:
You need a therapist if you didn't laugh while watching that grin
Wasn't funny. I did not laugh
RomanceRe: Men will you marry this lady? by NCANpatroller: 9:26am On Jul 12, 2017
Fadiga24:
Assassin.
Na columbiana?
Guy park well.
The day police go catch her. Nigeria police ll rope you in. You dare not cheat on her
CelebritiesRe: Popular Comedian Recreated Ademola Adeleke Victory Dance ;D by NCANpatroller: 9:21am On Jul 12, 2017
Waster of data!!!
I repeat. Waste of data
RomanceRe: Men will you marry this lady? by NCANpatroller: 9:20am On Jul 12, 2017
Does what?
Prostitute or Assassin?
RomanceRe: My Girl On Her Period... (issues) by NCANpatroller: 9:34pm On Jul 11, 2017
Kondomatic:
Where you see sex in the post??
Ur brain is on pentium 1
Foreign AffairsRe: The United States Had A Clear Shot At Killing Kim Jong Un On July 4 — But... by NCANpatroller: 9:33pm On Jul 11, 2017
Aragon:
Ermm!! Did you like read the Post? I mean they had the opportunity to Kill him and take out the Missle, but didnt cos its better not to have the War you are talking about.... Also The Vietnam War wasnt really the US War they went there to assist. They could Wipe Vietnam off the face of the world if they choose to... Hiroshima & Nagasaki comes to mind
. Funny man


Very funny man

The guy has more that 10 nuclear warheads
It's the lastest nuclear warhead he was showcasing or testing
RomanceRe: My Girl On Her Period... (issues) by NCANpatroller: 9:29pm On Jul 11, 2017
Erums:
My girl is 0n her period but wants to come crash my crib.... Im really trying to aviod dat, cos i heard its not good for men to be near menstrual blood.... Shes getting really angry now and hurt cos im refusing her to come pass 2nites in my crib.... Guys how do i handle this case


Mature advice pls
Must u ve sex?
She wants to sleep. Let her
Just cuddle her all nite long.
She ll appreciate that. They re always in d mood for sex during menstrual flow. Just caress . Stay above belt. U ll be fine
Foreign AffairsRe: The United States Had A Clear Shot At Killing Kim Jong Un On July 4 — But... by NCANpatroller: 9:21pm On Jul 11, 2017
USA beware!!!
You re warned
This is guy is not gaddaffi, saddam, Osama bin laden.
He has functional nuclear warheads
And true loyalist
Don't cause kataata for us all












P.S u lost vietnanese war. U ll lose this war too
CrimeRe: Please I Am Looking For Where To Do Blood Money by NCANpatroller: 9:08pm On Jul 11, 2017
I'm interested if u find one
EducationRe: Please What Should I Do As A Spill-over Student by NCANpatroller: 9:07pm On Jul 11, 2017
adonbilivit:
na ur type dey buy certificate. Are u an accommodator or a developer?
Ori awon to ni e buru!
FamilyRe: .. by NCANpatroller: 9:05pm On Jul 11, 2017
How will u pay back?
EducationRe: Please What Should I Do As A Spill-over Student by NCANpatroller: 9:03pm On Jul 11, 2017
Which sch?
Can u sort ur lecturer?
TravelRe: Trailer Hits Woman In Oshodi After Failing Brake, Kills Her On The Spot. Photos by NCANpatroller: 8:58pm On Jul 11, 2017
Blood of Jesus!
I pity atheist
RomanceRe: Couple Dies While Trying To Do The Sex While Driving Challenge (photos) by NCANpatroller: 8:54pm On Jul 11, 2017
Eleko orun polowo...
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Osinbajo Travels To London For Meeting With Buhari- Channels TV by NCANpatroller: 8:45pm On Jul 11, 2017
I like the present status quo
Buhari continue to rest till u rest in peace






Sai Baba
RomanceRe: He Got Her Pregnant, Later Accepted It But Won't Marry Her Because He Doesn't... by NCANpatroller: 8:39pm On Jul 11, 2017
I don't believe it's ur friend it happened to.
If it was u. U were born stewpid for repeating your mother's mistake.



You can't tie a guy down with pregnancy in this 21st century.




All you can do is. Do ur best. Nurse ur offspring. Give all the care. The guy would definitely fall in love with the fruit of his loins and reconsider the hen that hatched it
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Ex-combatants Undergo Rehabilitation After Surrender (Photos) by NCANpatroller: 8:38pm On Jul 11, 2017
Ehiscotch:
It is so easy to criticize the FG and call for the heads of these ex terrorists. It is painful but this is want happens in war or in countries witnessing terror attacks.
Many of them were radicalized from childhood when they could not tell their left from their right.
Even the USA would not kill surrendering terrorists as many of us expect of the army.
Probably why they denied selling arms in the first place.
The US dropped bombs that took the life of many in Japan and which is still causing health hazards and diseases but an eye for an eye is not always the answer it would only cause more damage.

DO NOT MENTION.
Oti ya weyrey
CrimeRe: Have We Lost The Human In Us? by NCANpatroller: 1:39am On Jul 09, 2017
Since u copied and paste. I want to believe it's not ur opinion.
You just did what the amateur videographers did. Attention seeking
Cos I like ur dp
I ll stop her
InvestmentRe: I Need Someone That Can Give A Seller A Post Dated Cheque And Get His Profit by NCANpatroller: 12:31am On Jul 09, 2017
What products do u plan supplying?
RomanceRe: Will You Still Love Me If I Say I Am A Witch? by NCANpatroller: 12:20am On Jul 09, 2017
Is that all?
You are just a witch? huh
Not mammy water, spirit wife, ogbanje?
If na you dey dat picture ooo. Walahi!!!
Baby I go ffuck you tire, ffuck you tire
RomanceRe: Kingtblakhoc And His Actresses Pose In Lekki Flood (Photos) by NCANpatroller: 12:06am On Jul 09, 2017
sexybbstar:
Jesu gbami!


Somebody that have a daughter and is doing like this.... What will be in Stock for his daughter?
Aunty u fine

I'm beefing whoever the guy is seeing ur nakkedness or abt to
EventsRe: Children Dancing & Rocking At A Party (Photos, Video) by NCANpatroller: 11:46am On Jul 08, 2017
May Thunder fire the adults watching and filming this children.
May amadioha blind the adults dancing in the video.
May ayelala flog the parents of this children.
May soponna destroy the camera phone used.
May coconut tree fall on op.
Ase!!!
RomanceRe: Lol Today Is Exes Day. Drop A Message For Your Ex. (see Hillarious Screenshots) by NCANpatroller: 1:10pm On Jul 06, 2017
All my exes. I love you all. U all made me a better man. Wish u joy and happiness in ur homes. I miss u more dammy
CelebritiesRe: “For Two Years I Was Not Menstruating” - Lepacious Bose by NCANpatroller: 12:00pm On Jul 02, 2017
Happy for you
Make money by teaching other obese persons how to lose weight
RomanceRe: Don't Service Someone Else's Partner If Yours Should Be Untouchable by NCANpatroller: 11:58am On Jul 02, 2017
Harmony92:
Hurrrayyyy! Today is my birthday...I thank God for his love n mercy dat e has showered on me,ma family n my fellow Nairalanders. Baba u too much.
Happy birthday
RomanceRe: Don't Service Someone Else's Partner If Yours Should Be Untouchable by NCANpatroller: 11:53am On Jul 02, 2017
OrdercityWeb:
Marriage isn't a barrier?? undecided
Please who knows where they are selling sense here. Someone needs a truck load.
.
In fact don't bother. Mr "no barrier" sense fall on you grin
Madness fall on you

RomanceRe: Don't Service Someone Else's Partner If Yours Should Be Untouchable by NCANpatroller: 11:41am On Jul 02, 2017
When bloggers seek traffic.
Nonsense makes sense to them
Every adult has right of association. Consent to sex. Marriage isn't a barrier
CelebritiesRe: Yung6ix: Only Broke Guys Complain That Women Like Money by NCANpatroller: 11:33am On Jul 02, 2017
Tu es vraiment malade
Fou monsieur
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Broke Feminist Lady by NCANpatroller: 12:56am On Jul 02, 2017
Have u fuckedd her?
If not

You and ur dumb stories
RomanceRe: My Fiancée And A Man Are Living Together, She Said It's Nothing! by NCANpatroller: 12:47am On Jul 02, 2017
bossmeek:
Isn't this a blogger forum? Why should a blogger lose an award when we all are here? Why can't we vote for him to win this? He isn't he part of us?

I shouldn't lose this contest because I have you here. Support me and vote for me

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Ode leleyi ke
Iyalaya e lo ra data fun wa?
Blogger forum ko part time forum nii
Kini weyrey ti e shey ni oau te wa vote kiri
Ema graduate ke lo wa ise se

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