₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:


How do I tell her I am her hater;

So that I can suck too

When did pusssy become feeding bottle that u want to suck?

mofeoluwadassah:
i cant jxt stop laughing..... you are so dumb

And is "you are so dumb" suppose to be a compliment am jst an introvert dnt blame me..

thickminaj:
I'm gud n u?

wonderful...jst sent a mail request..

imustsaymymindo:
Introverts should be the best when it comes to wooing. Silent wooers, nobody knows, no kiss and tell. Being introvert is not the problem. The problem is fear of rejection.

we all get rejected at one point even God rejected Jesus when it was time..thats y I used the snail scenario,when u get rejected jst go into ur shell je je,plan again and come bk when the coast seem clear..

samilo88:
Am surprised Hw people would call morata a bench warmer. The little above average Lukaku would never make a real Madrid bench no matter d price tag. I am so confident that morata would b a success. He has great foot work, nice touches and his able to link up play. Lukaku would have been a failure at Chelsea. He has a terrible first touch, always having his back to goal and very static . He can play with Mourinho fancied 4-3-3 where emphasis is on wing play nd crosses into the box. Our current system under conte requires a striker with great movement off d ball so our creative players can move into dangerous positions. Seriously we dodged a live bullet not signing Lukaku.

u be correct person...go to the nearest beer palour in ur area drink anything I will pay at the end of the mth when the alert Comes in.

iykebest1:
Morata in the last 4 Years = 40 goals.

Lukaku in the last 4 years = 105 goals.

Deal with it.

poor analysis..why not add their playing time in that four yrs,work rate,hold up play assist,minute per goal etc let's see the better player..

Joniboi:
Great signing. ..I can now look forward to the coming season. One more attacking midfielder and a defender and we are good to go.

Thank God that Lukaku of a snail went to Draw United.

defender ke..what we really need are wing backs someone to sub Alonso n moses..Alex of juve n danilo of real were the options available initially..

Big brother naija in south Africa comes to mind...on this I think his right..some people might complain bout power n other factor,the fact that mtn,dstv still operate in Nigeria,means does factors cn we worked out..

thickminaj:
oya let me spread my mat here..... Here for the comments

wld hv loved to send u a Dm bt nt yet knw hw to go bout it..nice pix..wats up..

DanXplore:
very well. My secondary school crush. I was just too timid, gosh!

This girl rejected most of the guys that came to her but for some reasons, i felt some kind of strong vibes oscillating periodically between us. whenever we catch glances, she just smiles...i mean, i could see the glow that resulted from the involuntry expansion of her facial muscles and the dilation of the surrounding blood vessels. Towards graduation, she told me with what appears to me utmost sincerity that she hoped to see me again but the guy typing this post was just to timid and dumb to see through this green light that was greener than the Nigerian flag!

It didnt end after grad. She called me twice and i never returned the call not because i was a snub, but because i was a complete Raj Koothrapali when it comes to this lady. I wished i could cut open my brain at such instances and introduce electric sparks to jump start my cerebullum because the region responsible for speech just freezes without warning. I am a natural introvert, but this lady's aura made me atleast 10 times as much introverted as i already was. aswear she made me worse. As i am typing this, i am also scratching my head in regret. It is 10years now and she is a medical doctor, rounding up nysc this year. It was difficult for the person i see in my mirror to get this lady off his mind. Damn it! love could be a terrible thing

I feel most times we hide behind being an introvert...an introvert should be like a snail u come out n go in when u recognize danger in this case rejection(the am sorry No)...no matter how introvert I am I will stammer,laugh sheepishly n still tell u my innermost mind,thats what make s us a hunter.

fastgyal:
Not just guys, even I as a lady. Let me be sincere, there are guys I admire and silently wished to be wooed by them.Most times I try to initiate the conversation. its just a pity that when ladies make the move first, they're tagged as being cheap or desperate.

then such guys ain't mature...initiating a convo doesn't mean u cheap,most especially when the convo is meaningful n worth the while..

Yormit442:
sure,u were with the lady for just few weeks.My own case is so funny I was unable to express my feeling to a level mate through out my stay in the University 100l -500l

we boys for nairaland suppose gather beat u...even if u dey stammer atleast u for talk am anyhow..

ExInferis:
Lighting.....composition....focus.

That's basically all you need to learn.

photography is a Greek word...photo means light and graphe means line...lighting n line are the basics every other thing falls under,i stand to be corrected..even ur composition is still lines..

na wa oooh..it seems this one Don swim inside hypo tire...some gurls n bleaching creamm..wonder if the angels wld recognize them when they get to heaven..

na wa oooh..it seems this one Don swim inside hypo tire...some gurls n bleaching cream..wonder if the angels wld recognize them when they get to heaven..

Durhleepee:
That moment after you've dm'ed a guy and you guys have started talking then he sees your pic and say ‘Sorry, I don't do ugly girls'...




Yeepaa!

Where's ur pix so I cn deduce if u talkin frm experience...na play ooh

donsamtex:
I sometimes wonder how can heaven help someone, when the person can already help his or herself?..
The phrase should be change to HEAVEN HELPS THOSE WHO CANT HELP THEMSELVES.

Even in the bible heaven has always help those who cant help themselves,take the story of Elijah for example when he was being hunt, after killing those baal priest. He went into hiding and God feed him through ravens because he wasnt able to help himself.
ASK YOURSELF DO YOU REALLY NEEDS GODS HELP WHEN YOU CAN HELP YOURSELF.

I stand to disagree "Heaven helps all cuz all needs heaven all the time"...u slept n woke it's heaven,u walk on the streets n return home it's heaven,u r hale n hearty it's heaven,u can breath it's heaven...tell me one point u feel u can help urself n I will tell u were heaven came in..

was told the sun rises from the east and sets in the west...some people still believe that though..

Ra88:
And that short girl SIMI said she stopped doing Gospel music because there is not much fame and money in it unlike circular music.

Funny enough up till now, Simi is not half as popular as Nathaniel Bassey neither does she have the kind of money Nathaniel Bassey has.

Are u pricewaterhouse,deliotte or Kpmg??when did u carry out the audit or assessment to know each worth..SMi made her chioce,positive or negetive..

SalamRushdie:
What's Medilag

where they sell bulk purchase of medicine in lagos,its close to LUTH....

newyorks:
she don club,slay finish, now she wan take marriage hide her promiscuosity bt what happen to all those fresh guys she's bn rolling with?

is it a sin to go clubbing or looking good on social media?promiscuity like u have fuucked her b4..girls Don suffer..

the way she's standing in front of various porshe cars,i op she's nt a runz girl miss road intop the army??

nasuite:
The irony of life is this: "that parabolic curve is full of poo", yet men derive joy in it...

I kip reading full of poo,seeing full of poo,hearing full of poo..small nyansh self no dey get poo??

Chikelue2000:
Welcome to Chelsea bro, just wish we conclude d deals for Bakayako, Sandro, James n Belotti

james ke??Hazard is a playmaker so why add james??Belotti is the 3rd option,morata is still very available

redbeans:
exactly. 60 percent of girls are scared of going into a relationship due to fear of heartbreak. There is nothing like that. It's better to love than not to love at all.

You enjoy the time you spend with the guy. You'll have enough to look back on and gain experience as well.

u made a lot of sense bt disagree with the gaining experience part when it's not a job..its better u learn from others rather than u being the victim with a story..come to think of it u dated 20 guys before u met the right person would anything still be left for him down there??

festac town is totally devoid of flood..one of the best drainages in the world,i repeat in the world..

IamAirforce1:
The bad girls are getting married while the good girls are still in their fathers house

And it doesn't necessarily mean the marriage would last..ask Tonto dikeh n co...

Kobicove:
Someone pls remind me what talent this lady has

we have indoor n outdoor talents..guess u now know the one she has..

na wa ooh..she has upgraded from interstate routes Lagos to abuja,portharcourt to abuja to dubai.May God bless her hustle n kip her selling point from crashing..

AbuMaryam1:
What's badoo??

it's a dating app...download it for urself for u n ur family..

chyy5:
Forget selfie,, na mamiwater called them.

And their phone battery was fully charged to pick the call..

Homeboiy:
Timaya don fúck all the sweet things in ds girl body comot

All men are just share holders...one man can't Bleep a lady finish..