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chymes0359:
Changing my decision to what i want to say to my girl friend after thorough masturbation in the bathroom..

Watching Indecency!
I could still remember vividly in my year two that i had a 600GB Porn videos in my computer, and also have accounts with xvideos, brazzers and bangbros! To the extent that i know that am possesed!
I need help!

pls do u still hv the 600g intact let me try this habit..

MhizzAJ:
They can't nah
See question
Nigerian men can not love whole heartedly

when u girls are stingy with the pussscy that God freely gave u guys,some even will be giving u time table when u can hv it and ur limits,i can't even take a slap not to talk of bullet..

zombieHUNTER:
When I die They will read this and say a genius wrote it

when u r not 50..

DieBuhari:
Nigeria is the world's biggest and most populated Zoo

A dog can only give birth to a dog(puppy)..what animal gave birth to u in this zoo called Nigeria

look properly..why are other bags not having same??

thesicilian:
Lol. Only Nigerian artistes will sing and not release their lyrics.

yeah the more u are left to think or assume what the lyric the better and maybe sweeter the song.And by the way what do u expect terry g or small doctor to write eh eh eh ??

Lilchilz:
PERSON: Knock Knock!!
ME: Who's there?
PERSON: Jehovah Witness.
ME: They're not at home.
PERSON: But who's answering us??
ME: It's me, their dog.

PERSON: now bark like a dog.

some people are asking questions like we have bought it already...with time questions wld be answered..

prettyboi1989:
so how do we pause subscription when nepa has taken light? that's key

u will on ur generator or borrow if u dnt have any...on ur TSTV then pause..simple

Evaberry:
...

men You See this

Things doesn't have to be complicated.

you don't have to be confused and make things complicated for everyone.


you like her, you bang her, you put a ring


as simple as ABC


Everyone goes home happy

I know how u feel,some guys just bang without putting a ring...maybe ur banging isn't good enuff...

phayvoursky:
ABEG DAVIDO IS ONLY KNOWN FOR BUYING PEOPLES SONGS. I JUST WANT TO MAKE COMMON SENSE

Tell me hw many artiste abroad write their own song

And when will they approve death sentence for looters??nice1 anyways..

Josephjnr:
Naxo,he is the police and not the uniform.

And if there's an accidental discharge how wld u identify him..his even on Dunlop slippers..

madridguy:
Side chicks giving wives headache since the days of
I think the married women also need to buckle their belt, take your husband to cloud 9, give him better python dance " remember no uproot his joy stick oooo ", empty his juice tank all the time, am sure by doing this he won't have water to supply out

if u like twist the pipe a man will device another means to get satisfaction..

NiRfreak:
qàq
You are such a pathetic fool. If Athletico had won you would have been hyping them as the most stubborn team to beat in Europe. You wud have made monkey noise of how they are champions league heavy weight. Becos Chelsea won, though to your amazement and bewilderment, you wouldn't give credit. Idiotic morons like you are the majority of useless citizens we have in Nigeria, making this country a pool of low IQ idiots that have sense but no access to it. Ode...

And u will claim to be mature...it's a forum where people are meant to discus,why all the insults like a lady,to prove what?give your facts let him/her state his..I just wonder why we can't live in harmony,thank God cavani and neymar aren't Nigerians if not their fight no for end...chelsea is the only and true blue..for life

doughziay:
Nice one Tailor

If the lady in the first pic had worn that dress, it would have been better on her.

Not all dress can fit your body 。
Accept that.

I don't get u,wasnt she measured so the dress would fit her..both hands and slit look diff from the golden...this is a no no

the door of the 1st cabin is open in short all the doors don't seem to be jammed...what are the routes?how affordable and comfortable are they? there are so much question to be asked..

paiz:
She is a good woman
She hate sex

She hating sex maybe due to the following reasons
Its either you can't satisfy her
Or she is getting it outside

See what you are going to do
Try to talk to her about it
Try to be romantic
Make her happy
She will change believe me

But if she remains defiant
Have you heard of spanish fly
Just sip small into her drink
She will tear your jean trouser that day

There can be other reasons,once had a girl friend that was raped so during sex that flash comes kind of remind her of everything,it took time for her to confide in me..

danduj:
Don't let this post distract you from the fact that John Wick once killed 3 men in a bar with a pencil. A f**king pencil

still trying to phantom how u got over 300 likes for this..

missbeckykisses:
it's like you want your PENIS to miss this afternoon

with ur innocent face so u can maake joy the stick disappear...

so in a game reserve as big and popular as this we don't know the animals in it,so what do u tell tourist they are coming to see?

Narldon:


Mr Eazi has been dating a Billionaire's Daughter for some months

It's not even showing on his Skin




Me that my Cousin's Friend is dating a Commissioner's Son

It has been showing on my skin too

RUNZ GIRLS SPOTTED....NEXT

pls can someone knowledgeable tell me what kind of position is that in the 1st pixxx..

u are just a teen so why should God bless utithe is any money given to u to spend..

kalufelix:
Nigerian Women Are Too Dependent And They Care Less About What They Can Actually Do For Their Men.

They Idolize Sex And Use Their Honeypot To Hold The Man To Ransome. When The Man Finally Plays All her Cards And Makes The Purchase What Does He Get In The End -"dissappointment"

Let Me Make This Very Clear That What Kills Most Relationships And Marriages Today Is BAD/POOR SEX On The Path Of The Women

Who Says You Cant Explore With Your Legally Wedded Husband Or Wife. (please let us not confuse ourselves with "religion" and "moral standards" Why Do You Think Most Men Still Keep Their Mistresses Even When They Sincerely Love Their Wives

Even In The Commercial Sex Industry Certain Love Vendors Irrespective Of Their Looks Attract More Clients Than Others.

Trust Me If Its Satisfactory They'll Come Back Over And Over Again For It Even With Stronger Love & Romance

No Man Wants To Spend His Money, love, romance, committment Only To Get A "Poor Sex"

A Good Sex Is Like A Good Food...

Can I have ur olosho's contact..

Narldon:


My Most Embarrassing day was when I Fainted at Ojuelegba Junction

And when I woke up..

I heard one Yoruba Woman shouting

"Dee you do Aborshun"

but come true true did u do it?

After they will say I kicked her face..

THE SIMILARITY: SHEKAU & KANU: 1. Shekau curved an area in the North east and called it Boko haram country, Kanu curved South east and called Biafra his country 2. Shekau formed his military, Kanu formed his military 3. Shekau declare to bring the head Nigeria's president to his acclaimed country, Kanu did same 4. Shekau boast to kill and destroy Nigerian military, Kanu brag the same 5. Shekau banned his followers from attending mosques where boko haram member is not the Imam and Kanu also banned Igbos from attending a church where yoruba is the pastor. 6. Shekau calls Nigeria a country of hypocrites and infidels, Kanu calls Nigeria a country of animals (zoo) Shekau has his own National flag and cabinet, Kanu also has his own Let the Nigerian army spot the differences.

eluquenson:
Arsenal fans, welcome to Europa League

No Luis suarez??

GoroTango:
And when we start our madness here up north they will call us mad. Continue

u guys have been mad since no be today...what was the reason again for asking igbos to leave ur land?

northvietnam:
Drink Cum twice a day.

A proud gay spotted..kip it up

KelvinCX:
Hey gorgeous Girl you’re the finest hey baby, everytime you shut it down like computers hey lady, step into my heart and put your louboutins what you want what you need I can be your everything them other niggas just wanna hit it but if they had it wouldn’t know what to do with it

guy u try but ur lines weak like person wey get sickle cell