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SodO9:
As you are reaching menopause it's understandable you won't fancy sex. If I were you I will be concerned about your husband and your nymph maid alone cos her body count with your hubby will have reach 50

This is getting senseless....No brain!!

Jodera:
Lady is getting emotional. Only one jab, you don dey lament. But you can throw jabs anyhow and call it fun

Typical ladies... See as you threw the "wicked " phrase to form victim.
Gerrarahia joor

This is not a jab at all. It is an insensitive post and completely false. This might be a faceless forum but a few people know me here.

BlueRayDick:
I won't be drawn into discussing what I own and what I don't online....that is reserved for women who married unfortunate “illetrates”

But if my woman thinks I’m not wealthy enough to call her a fancy name like “rest inside wealth “ , then I will be really really worried ..... maybe it’s time for egbon onshore to double his hustle

Yes, Egbon has really doubled his hustle. He has earned a lot of promotions thereafter. He is still not "wealthy" but doing very okay. He has been to the Emirates three times to watch live football matches and he doesn't analyse football on nairaland.

Jodera:
Aunty said "wealthy is relative"

Wealth or being wealthy. Just take any and sink it in your brain. I don't have time to check for typos...

SodO9:
I'm even thinking the bros is a fisherman

Lol. I actually laughed at that..

Jodera:
it's good to troll, but outright insult is a no no.
You just insult people cos they love a club and you said you're having fun? What kinda fun is that?

Oh really. Typical Arsenal fan. Are you one of the illiterates. My hubby is an Arsenal fan. He is not one of them.

BlueRayDick:
What do u expect from a 38 year old woman that doesn't enjoy sexxx with her husband? Is it not to seek attention online?

Person wey dey ment. Weyrey was talking about onshore as if she didn't state it herself that her husband isn't wealthy on this same web space

Wo, let we the youngings pray we won't be unfortunate like the "illetrate" that married that woman Jàre.

..and yes, I remember I posted on the family section that I found the "protection" painful during intercourse with my hubby. I am sure I got good advise and response from matured responsible fellows.

Only God knows where u saw it that I do not enjoy sex with him. How can you be this wicked!!!!

Jodera:
Wahala!!!

Honestly, I am just having fun. The two of them are small...

BlueRayDick:
What do u expect from a 38 year old woman that doesn't enjoy sexxx with her husband? Is it not to seek attention online?

Person wey dey ment. Weyrey was talking about onshore as if she didn't state it herself that her husband isn't wealthy on this same web space

Wo, let we the youngings pray we won't be unfortunate like the "illetrate" that married that woman Jàre.

Wealth is relative, my friend. Even at that time, he doesn't live in a rented apartment and doesn't drive a 16 yr old car. I am sure you will consider yourself wealthy if u were in his shoes.

SodO9:

But you are angry we don't give you attention cos your illetrate man is not always around
Is that our fault, I see you ignored my questions
Madam sorry we can't be doing your husband's duty
Kindly fvck off

You asked ridiculous questions. 5:45 to 6:10 is just 25 mins. Sometimes, it's not even up to that if my driver turns up on time. I do not understand where travelling comes in here..

5:45 is a good time for me cus the driver needs to take the car back to drop my kids in school.

As a top IT professional in a bank, you get to work early before 7. Even, my CIO gets to work as early as 6:30.

My job is not a petite one like yours. Occasionally, i take time out of work when required.

SodO9:
Lmao answer the following
Are you traveling to work?
Since you are lonely I understand you might be having some secret heading with a colleague at work?
Are you trying to steal doctor some accounts in your company?
If not why will I go to work around 5 who they pursue me from sleep, I stay at ikorodu and work at the island.
You can see the suicide combination, I get to work 8.15 while we resume 9.00
You must be the most outstanding staff your boss will be proud

Hmm. I actually know the kinda people I deal with here even when I have not seen them. It's easy to guess.

Your other friend bought a 16 years old Big for Nothing in 2021 and still has the audacity to refer to my husband as unfortunate.

Now, you live in Ikorodu and work on the island. Isn't that enough to frustrate you?

What kinda of company resume 9am in Nigeria? Most of them are mushrooms..

sammymax:
So I discovered that my landlord bypassed his meter because our light git spoilt and I was trying to fix it. This is the same man that you cannot owe light bill. I had a disagreement with him so he already gave me quit notice. So now that I know that all the money I have ever paid him has been pocketed I want to report him but my friend said it's not necessary that I am already leaving the house. I'm I totally wrong

Please report him. So many dishonest people in this country...

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Nice timing..

SodO9:
No wonder you crave for attention here, the illetrate man must be tired of listening to your dumb talks.
I see why you also get to work by 6:30.
You really need some attention madam

I leave my house 5:45am every working day and get to work latest by 6:10. Most hardworking lagosians will relate.

BlueRayDick:
Yeah not everyone will be like me.....some will be unfortunate like the" illiterate" who married an uncouth woman who goes about online calling other people's husbands, brothers and fathers "illetrates" for not agreeing with myopic point of view....

Shiiit happens.

Hmm. You sound pained. I rest my case.

BlueRayDick:
Alright then, say hi to the "illetrate" lying beside u when he finally wakes.

Everyone can't be like you. The "illetrate" is somewhere onshore trying to make a living. I am already at work.

SodO9:
You get time they reply the idiot

I didn't expect this from you at all. You were getting civilised at some point...

BlueRayDick:
Yeah, we are saying the same thing na. Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.

You would've been dealing with so many of such "illetrates" both on the home front and elsewhere before you classify others as such....abi no be so?

Typical Arsenal fan. Very stubborn and always trying to score a cheap point. Yes, "illetrates".

BlueRayDick:
I thought u once said Ur husband is a gunner, does the bold part of Ur post apply to him as well?

Exactly what I am saying. Did I say all illetrates?

Many Arsenal fans are illiterates. I noticed that on this forum.

You will be wasting your time to argue with them. I have engaged some of them and tried to let them understand that Arsenal is going to sink at least for the next five years but they will tackle you blindly.

Most of them are very quiet now.

I don't pity this one. He has reaped what he sow...

heybeebugatty:
I bought Castro engine oil 5w30 for 14k around
March this year, but to my greatest surprise I bought the same oil for 17k last week..

Mobil 1 5w 30 is now 28k.

Toks2008:
Did you just post this?

You must be living in Mars. Even myself can rule Nigeria.

A whole professor can't rule Nigeria but a herdsman is in Power.

Your reasoning is why we are still where we are as a nation.

Hmm...You can't even read between the lines. An intelligent 16 year old will understand what "power" means in this context.

Even you can rule Nigeria? I need to know your profile..

Toks2008:
If you read my post with just a little sense you won't use that Omo Ale except you are as Clueless as your Tinubu.

If my preference for Osinbajo makes me Omo ale then I will gladly be.

Arindin Atoole.

If not for stupidity how can any sane person choose Tinubu when we have osinbajo. You must be one big Clueless fellow.

So in your mind, Osibanjo can rule Nigeria? You people don't even understand how politics work in Nigeria. Osibanjo doesn't have the "power" to rule Nigeria.

MightySparrow:
Become Chadian or Afghan. Na you Sabi. Better still check to the beyond. Jagaban rules jagajaga zoogeria.



Anyways my take is Oodua Republic. The Land of ever glowing glory.

Oodua Republic? Better don't start. I was in Ekiti, Oyo, Osun and Ondo last week. If these are the states that will constitute the Republic, then it is gonna be a very poor Republic...

phunmydahdah:
I dont go beyond 70km, but since i gave birth i move at 50km especially when my daughter is in the car

Driving at this speed can cause an accident on the highway...

Readonee35L:
Still did this recently.
09 camry
2az-fe
5speed auto

Are u still alive...

I did 140km/hr on Ilesha/Ibadan last week. It was fun driving to Ekiti..

Arsenal should just give up. They are hopeless in this tournament. Even, if by any chance they win tonight, Man U will just be too much for them in the final.

ictjobber:
No parent want their kid to suffer..
Passion doesn't pay bills in Nigeria, but a good degree does. And the only good degree in Nigeria na MBBS, others na nonsense — The oga pata pats of them all na BL (BACHELOR OF LAW).

Very funny. I do not think Docs are well renumerated. I have a doctor friend and we both finished from Ife several years ago. Her salary is 240k per month in a big hospital. I started an IT career in the banking industry with almost that same figure and that was more than 10 years back.

Mouth Gig:
ALL DIS YORUBA LOCAL CHAMPIONS









WITH DIA BORING AND SENSELESS YORUBA MOVIES

Never underestimate someone's hustle.

Bigredmachine:
Arsenal is not a poor club that can't buy big players and pay big wages, the club heirachy are just too stingy... Every season na im we dey re-invest yet nothing to show for it... Another season has gone, we are still on the same page of rebuilding and re-investment ... Others are counting trophy's and making progress... Una dooo o

That was before. Arsenal is no longer rich..