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Christianity EtcRe: The Essence Of Celebrating Good Friday by Ndjones(m): 7:45am On Mar 29, 2013
chuckvyl: Sorry to burst your bubbles,Jesus did not die on Friday.How can you count 3 days and 3 nights between Friday and Sunday.use your brain for once and study the bible for yourselves.If as the bible declares, the grave was empty by Sunday morning,that means he was only dead and buried for two nights and two days.He died on Passover day,the next day after passover according to the bible was the 1st day of unleavened bread.And the first day of unleavened bread is a sabbath no matter which day it occurs.If the 1st day of unleavened bread falls on a Monday,that Monday becomes a sabbath,if it falls on a Thursday,that day becomes a sabbath.The sabbath that was mentioned in the bible was not the normal Saturday sabbath rather it was a high sabbath(1st day of unleavened bread).The bible said on the first day of the week while it was still dark(early in the morning),the women saw an empty grave,so Jesus was already resurrected by the time the women came.He died on Wednesday(Passover day) and was buried just before evening of Wednesday.And 3 days and 3 nights after will be Saturday evening.So he arose on Saturday evening not Sunday morning.
Are u a Christian or a Muslim? The Bible never said after 3days and 3nights. It says after 3days the Son of Man shall rise again.
PoliticsRe: Jude Agbaso - Imo State Deputy-Governor - Impeached For Taking Bribe by Ndjones(m): 7:59pm On Mar 28, 2013
Why didn't he resign and save this shame. He thought maybe his elder brother and those foolish Imo State PDP guys (Eze Duruihuoma, Hope Uzodinma, Eze Ilumanya) will save him. Those PDP guys wanted to use him to get to Owelle, but our Governor was to sharp to act.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Beware Of No.9 Oremeji Street, Isolo, Lagos. by Ndjones(m): 5:22pm On Mar 27, 2013
Their Fada na 2day God don open their nyash. Look @ what they send to me.

U"re invited 4 a job interview on sat march 23rd, by 1pm. Wellness Resources, 9, Oremeji str. lsolo Lagos. Send "YES" to 07036938149 to confirm available. Amaka u're recruitment officer.
PoliticsNASS Shut Down By NANS Protest by Ndjones(op): 8:00pm On Mar 26, 2013
Protesting students under the auspices of the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS) have blocked both vehicular and pedestrian movement in and out of the National Assembly (NASS) Complex in Abuja.


The angry students chanting solidarity songs at the main gate of the National Assembly are protesting what they say is gross injustice by the leadership of the House of Representatives against a former president of NANS, Comrade Tonye Nwoye.

Speaking to Daily Trust, the chairman of NANs ex-presidents forum, comrade Femi Osanibu, said, "as part of this warning protest, we are giving them 72 hours to respect the court judgment and swear in comrade, Tony Nwoye as member of the House of Representatives from Anambra East/West Federal constituency."

He explained that, "the speaker Aminu Tambuwal, has been illegally, unlawfully and unconstitutional sustaining Mr. Chriscato Ameke in the House of Representatives since 17th July 2012 when the court declared comrade Tony Nwoye winner of the seat."

According to comrade Osanibu, "despite the fact that comrade Nwoye has been issued a certificate of return, and INEC has withdrawn that of Mr. Chriscato Ameke, the continued stay of Mr. Ameke is tantamount to gross misconduct, illegality, abuse of power and unconstitutional."

He added that NANS was calling on all members of the National Assembly to within 72 hours convene and review the matter, with respect to the court judgment and swear in Nwoye.

NANS claims that, on 26th April 2011, Ameke who never participated in the PDP primary elections was issued a certificate of return by INEC while Nwoye was the actual candidate who won the elections.

They also argue that, on 13th July 2012, comrade Tony Nwoye secured an order of mandamus/ judgment mandating INEC to recognize him as the candidate of the election and issue him a certificate of return in obedience to the Supreme Court Judgment of the 6th of June 2012 that Mr. Chriscato Ameke never participated in the elections.

"On the 16th July, INEC complied and issued Tony Nwoye a certificate of return and withdrew the earlier one issued to Mr. Chriscato," Osanibu said.
PoliticsHenry Okah Bags 24-year Sentence by Ndjones(op): 7:53pm On Mar 26, 2013
Nigerian Henry Okah was jailed for 24 years by the South Gauteng High Court in Johannesburg on Tuesday.

"Effectively, the accused [Okah] is therefore sentenced to 24 years imprisonment," Judge Neels Claassen said as he handed down sentence.

On 21 January, Okah was found guilty on 13 counts of terrorism, including engaging in terrorist activities, conspiracy to engage in terrorist activities, and delivering, placing, and detonating an explosive device.

Car bombs

The charges related to two car bombs in Abuja, Nigeria, in which 12 people were killed and 36 injured on 1 October 2010, the anniversary of the country's independence.

The second bombing took place in Warri on 15 March 2010 at a post amnesty dialogue meeting. One person was killed and 11 seriously injured.

In both bombings, two car bombs went off minutes apart in both places. The cars were parked in close proximity to each other.

Claassen sentenced Okah to 12 years imprisonment for each of the bombings and 13 years for the threats made to the South African government after his arrest in October 2010.

The 13 years would run concurrently with the 24 years.

In January, during judgment Claassen said the State had proved Okah's guilt beyond a reasonable doubt, and his failure to testify meant the evidence against him remained uncontested.

Okah has denied any involvement, claiming the charges against him were politically motivated.
Romance7 Things A Man Only Does If He’s Serious About You. Life And Style by Ndjones(op): 7:46pm On Mar 26, 2013
Are you wondering if a guy is serious about you? There are some things guys make a conscious effort to not do for women they're not serious about.



So, if you catch your guy doing these, you can be sure he knew exactly what he was doing. And he is hoping to be in it for the long haul.

Ask about "that thing"

If you had a job interview you were nervous about, or a doctor's appointment, a meeting about a possible promotion, or just something you had once mentioned was coming up and he makes a point of calling you up after to ask how it went, he is serious about you. Men who aren't serious about a woman make a point of not asking for too many details about her life.

Clarify missed calls

Did he take hours to call back? Did he completely forget to text back? If you're just someone he is having temporary fun with, he isn't concerned about you getting pissed about those things. But if he makes a point of saying, "Hey, sorry for taking so long, I was hung up in etc, etc" or "Oh my god I just realized you sent me a text when I was at work and I completely forgot to answer! I'm so sorry!" then you're not someone he is willing to let go of easily. (Men know how much delayed call or text-backs upset us).

Offer to help

When you mention that you're moving, or putting together some furniture, or looking for a new car, does he jump at the chance to help? Does he often look for ways he can be of service to you? Men don't do that just for a woman they are trying to sleep with or casually date for a short period of time. They save that type of effort for ones they are serious about.

Plan ahead

If you're just a fling to him, you are (unfortunately) kind of replaceable. But, if he is serious about you, no one else's presence will do. You'll know that is the case if he asks you a significant amount of time ahead of time to reserve a day so that you can be his date to something. That means he wants to guarantee he gets your time.

Care about your career

If he really cares about you, he wants all the other things in your life that make you happy to go as well as possible! If a man has clearly put time into thinking about your career, and coming up with suggestions for how you could advance it or be happier in it, he plans on being around for a while. He is making sure things in your future will be good. Because he plans on being with you then and he wants to be with a woman who is happy.

Brags about you

If he isn't serious about you, he may bring you to a party or a friend's get together, but he'll most likely leave you to fend for yourself. If he is serious about you, he is proud of you, and he will make a point of being near you to introduce you to people and tell them all about you and your accomplishments.

Just wants to cuddle

No man who is trying to keep things casual is going to make the terrible mistake of sending a, "Can't you just be next to me so we can cuddle?" text. They know that sends a serious signal. If a guy sends this type of text, he likes you.
PoliticsRe: Election: Akpabio Brags Of His Power In Rigging . by Ndjones(m): 9:14am On Mar 25, 2013
I don't know why I hate this foolish "mong" man. For GEJ to trust this man means he is signing for his downfall
SportsRe: Talented Young Nigerian Defender Gets Arsenal Trial And May Cost £1 Million by Ndjones(m): 7:34pm On Mar 24, 2013
I pray he succeed
SportsRe: Odemwingie & Complete Sports Editor Fight On Twitter by Ndjones(m): 7:18pm On Mar 24, 2013
Front page pls
SportsRe: Official NPFL Thread. (nigerian Professional Football League) by Ndjones(m): 6:47pm On Mar 24, 2013
honeric01: NPFL Week 3 FULLTIME

24/03/2013 Bayelsa United 2-0 Wikki Tourists
24/03/2013 Akwa United 1-0 Kano Pillars
24/03/2013 Shooting Stars 3-1 Lobi Stars
24/03/2013 ABS FC 1-0 Dolphins FC
24/03/2013 Sunshine FC 3-2 Gombe United
24/03/2013 Sharks 0-1 Kwara United
24/03/2013 Heartland 4-1 Kaduna United
24/03/2013 Enyimba 2-0 EL Kanemi
We are the Reds, just like Man Utd we have found our rhythm back. Up Heartland, Up the Naze Millionaires
WebmastersRe: 509 Bandwidth Limit Exceeded - Nscdc.gov.ng by Ndjones(m): 9:36pm On Mar 15, 2013
azimibraun: NSCDC! Am sure u are nt trying 2 say I dnt knw it cos dt wll b a failure on ur part.. Its a common typing error associated with typing online especially wen u are outraged. Why wnt our youths channel dis efforts towards topical issues capable of re-egineering society? Hw is" my oga ontop" going 2 help us? Why nt discuss issues dt affects us? Imagine hw mch our leaders wll look @ d youths and say dis guys are hopeless.. @ least d Man is nt bin embarrassed for stealin and gettin presidential pardon or nt creating jobs for the youths of naija. I fear for naija youths with dis misplacement of priorities.
So what actually is ur point?
SportsRe: Volunteers For Nigerian Premier League (NPFL) Live Matches. (2012/2013 Season) by Ndjones(m): 11:09am On Mar 13, 2013
Up Heartland, Up the Naze Millionaires, Up the Reds. Volunteer only when I'm in Owerri
NYSCRe: Which State Has The Best Nysc Camp? by Ndjones(m): 3:25am On Feb 22, 2013
Nassarawa State has the best camp in Nigeria followed by Kano State. I served at Kano, but I give it to Nassarawa
PoliticsRe: The Pot Holes Of Ikeja-ipaja-sango Express Road by Ndjones(m): 6:30pm On Feb 19, 2013
lovethokoh: it is evident that for over six months the Federal ministry of work and it director/controller of south west region are dead as they don't feel the suffering commuters and vehicles go thru from sango ota old toll gate zone to Iyana Ipaja, day in and day out we suffer and spend countless hours on traffic because of the failed portions and pot holes the are scattered all over this all important federal road.

Can somebody call the sleeping GEJ and his works minister to repair this road, is it until a minister/senator/politican die on this road before they do anythinghuh?

GEJ FMWH and FERMA please wake up to your responsibilities
Is this not the same road that leads to Obasanjo's home town. Why didn't he do it when he was the president. A road he ply day in day out.
PoliticsRe: APC Will Win Anambra In 2014 – Okorocha by Ndjones(m): 8:16am On Feb 19, 2013
Mad Cow: Shey now that Ndi Imo State and their A`ss-clown of a Governor is busy disrespecting our Governor on the Pages of Magazines and Newspapers, nobody is seeing a problem here!!

Should Nri Priest and Chino come into this thread and open fire on Imo State people, nobody should talk o!!


Ur fada. Na ur Governor be ass'hole clown. Ode
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali (AFCON 2013) - (4 - 1) On 6th February 2013 by Ndjones(m): 3:39pm On Feb 04, 2013
dapy.d:
@OP, it wasn't a defeat.... Twas victory! And as for Mali, so far there is no underestimation, we can carry go!
He said Defeat AGAINST. Mumu jambite
PropertiesProperties For Sale by Ndjones(op): 9:23am On Feb 02, 2013
FOR SALE

(1) A 3-Star Hotel comprising of 110-bedrooms + Pool + 2nos.Elevator + Bar + Clubhouse + Parking space for about 100cars @ Allen Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos.
Title: C.of.O
Price: =N=2billion

(2) Fully Furnished & Well Equipped 20-Bedroom Hotel sitting on 1,300sqmt Land @ Opebi. C.of.O
Price: 250million.

(3) Super Luxury & Furnished 11nos 3Bedroom ensuite flat having fitted kitchen + BQ + Pool + 2nos Elevator + Fully fitted Gym + Parking space for 50cars @ GRA, Ikeja. (Can Be Sold In Units)

Title: LASG Consent
Price: =N=950million/ 80million per unit flat

(4) Vacant & Newly Built Furnished 5Bedroom Semi Detached Duplex Apartment @ Oniru Estaþe.
Price: =N=100million.

(5) Vacant 3Bedroom Terrace Apartment on 7th Floor + Pool + 24hours Electricity + Lawn tennis Court + 24hours Security @ 1004 Estate, Victoria Island, Lagos =N=55million

(6) Vacant 4Bedroom Semi detached Duplex Having 4toilets/3bathrooms + BQ @ 1A, Offor Street, Off Ajose Street, Mende, Maryland, Ikeja.

Title: C.of.O
Price: =N=31.5million
PoliticsRe: What Is Imo State Best Known For? by Ndjones(m): 12:42am On Jan 20, 2013
Andre Uweh: I wrote Dan Pius Anyiam and not Pius Anyim.
Jim Iyke is from Isiala Mbano in Imo state.
No, it's Emeka Ike not Jim Iyke. Emeka Ike is from Umueze 1 in Ehime Mbano not Isiala Mbano
PoliticsRe: Rochas Declares 2-Weeks Christmas Holiday In Imo by Ndjones(m): 8:30pm On Dec 21, 2012
emeka762001: why dis rochas of a guy doing things contrary to the constitution of nigeria. he does nt respect rule of laws. I think he is a mad man. I just pity Imo state. by the time rochas will be true wt dem, they will all regret dere life. fucking 419 governor
Don't pity us FOOL. We Imolites don't need ur sympathy, pity ur own State. a$$hole
IslamRe: Kaduna Muslims Celebrate Death Of Governor by Ndjones(m): 6:56pm On Dec 16, 2012
Ibrahim mr fish: U guys are liers,i'm now in Zaria and i didn't see anything like this.
Is Zaria in Kaduna metropolies. Foolish aboki suya
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Corinthians Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 16th December 2012 by Ndjones(m): 2:17pm On Dec 16, 2012
naijacommando: corinthians ko, deuteronomy ni...........after chelsea must have won this, then we are justified for the rest of the year,even if we loose out on both the champions league and premiership this year. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue...Bleep dem haters, they shld go and hug transformer for all i bleeping care. @naijacommando says so tongue tongue tongue
My guy no be only deuteronomy ni, na Malachi ko
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Corinthians Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 16th December 2012 by Ndjones(m): 2:14pm On Dec 16, 2012
Emzybrown: My blood,sweat and spe.rm is blue,congratz chelsea for wining already,see ya with da cup at stamford bridge,haterz can kiss nicki minaj ass!!
Shey u don kiss rihanna ass?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Corinthians Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 16th December 2012 by Ndjones(m): 2:01pm On Dec 16, 2012
Red-Light:
u mumu die... manu and liveerpool has lost the same tittle brfore
U dey mad, which Man U lose before?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Recruitment by Ndjones(m): 7:19pm On Nov 29, 2012
TEST INVITE: Diamond Bank Plc, 11A, Burma Road, Apapa, Lagos. Date:02/12/2012, Time:2.00PM, Come with CV,passport pic, pen,pencil,valid ID card and this SMS.
See what these guys send to me. To come for an aptitude test on a Sunday. I can't o, leave church for an aptitude test? Impossible
PoliticsRe: Uncompleted 3-storey Building Collapses In Owerri by Ndjones(m): 2:46am On Nov 28, 2012
pDudd: Nna na wa o. cheesy

I just dey talk my own naw. cheesy. You sef talk your own, leave my own.
He is quoting u because u are a big fool. What has Rochas got 2 do with d building, abi na him make rain fall or na him award d contract of d building?
Ehm Mr. Seun, it's high time u start bounding under age children on this site
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Juventus Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 20th November 2012 by Ndjones(m): 7:33am On Nov 21, 2012
Freiburger: Who cares if they pull a draw? we will make sure we beat that Danish team well enough and cover up the goals differences.
This guy sef, who tell u say dem dey check goal difference? Abeg na head 2 head tinz
PoliticsRe: Geometric To Extend Power Project To Onitsha, Nnewi by Ndjones(m): 10:02am On Nov 16, 2012
Good one
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool 1 - 1 On 11th November 2012 by Ndjones(m): 6:59am On Nov 12, 2012
~Royal~:
I can't watch Two Epl Teams against each other....The Style of Play is usually so boring.

I also dislike the weather in the UK. The Sky is always so Dark,Cold and Gray. It provides a depressing backdrop. Reminds me of my Own North East Weather.

Boring Tactics, Boring BackDrop and Scenery, Boring Football. Boring Corny Chants.

The Best thing about the EPL is the Fuqqing Lion......

I rather watch the dead, washed up Italian Serie A over Watching the EpL.

Spain's La Liga all the way, Even the scrubby teams have style and class.

I remember when the Italian Serie A use to be Light Years better than Both the Epl and La Liga.
Abegi comot. Who send u? Amebo
PoliticsRe: Fashola: Stay In Your Village If You Cant Obey Our Traffic Law by Ndjones(m): 11:18pm On Nov 06, 2012
idowuswap: Igbos go and repair ur dirty state lagos does not suitable 4 u again cus igbos litter everywhere with firlty business.when agbarry OJUKWU has spoil ur state with war.with senseless aim.u peeps are now runing like goat 2 yoruba land.doing bad things killing.419.etc.eko oni baje ooo.igbo must goooooooo
O boy see English, this one too na Lagosian?
PoliticsRe: Fashola: Stay In Your Village If You Cant Obey Our Traffic Law by Ndjones(m): 11:03pm On Nov 06, 2012
seanet01: Ibos do you hear wetin Fash don said? If this law is not something you feel comfortable about please go back to your gully erosion ravaged biafra. There is no room for nonsense in Lagos. Am i clear?
It is unfortunate that this site has been invaded by low life people and illiterate. @Seun if u don't address this issue quickly, I think your site will crash like kickoffnigeria. Be warn
NYSCRe: A thread for corpers posted to Kano by Ndjones(m): 9:57pm On Nov 04, 2012
vinnyvinny: airport to camp is about 1hr.come prepared 4 the harmattan.it might b very cold.
It' 2 and a half hour gaskiya ni. From kano - Gwarzo 2hrs. From Gwarzo - Karaye 30mins

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