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Idleness na another bastard.
See as busy-body dey worry dis one :-

Lord Jesus,even if its to always be there to shake this man each time he arrives,let that be my job!
What typpa joblessness is this?!
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In other news,welcome Baba!
While you were away,Biafrans made their usual 'noise'...soldiers who were supposed to shoot Bokos,shot them equally.
Lemme use the toilet for a minute,sir!

Of all the places in the woman's body,it was her buttocks the bullet choosed to 'smack'.

Well,i wonder what a reputable politician would stiil be doing outside at that time of the day (11pm),when he knew how tensed the situation is in the state.

Op you be mumu o!
So e no clear for ur eye say dis geh love u die?
She's not just ready for any kinda competition.
She's not against your pursuit for Bsc whatsoever,she just want you to make her your WIFE!

I saw 'Akwa Ibom' and i understood the story better. In that part of Nigeria, even girls rape boys more. They just have a thing for sex!

You know all this and you still tag them 'suspects'.
Just fry them!
...and please don't tell me they are yet to be tried in the court of law!
Look how calm and timid they are looking,give them a little chance,they will evaporate.

Tell us the title of this movie jor,which kind airport for Lag dey like this?

Praise God! We just got a new convert!
One after the other,all them oloshos (big gals) would definitely turn a new leaf.
Question is...'how soon?'

Unless you are Virgin Mary,the earthly mother of our Dear Jesus Christ,...sister i'll never even raise voice for you.
Meanwhile,let me catch anyone of you typing 'RIP'!

Dearest O.P,you seem to have a thing or two for them 'graduates'.
Hope you are a graduate too?:p

O.P,you already know it's a lie,so why bring the crap here?!

I'm a full-blooded Ibo;Imo state,to be exact.In as much as i don't support Biafra (yet) or their agitation whatsoever,i still decry this mode of 'eye-service'!
Believe it or not,this greedy fellow is just bent on what his pocket stands to gain from Nigeria! If not,what else do you expect from a south-easterner who has just been made a chancelor in an institution in the north?!
Ada abi Obi of Onitsha,we know a genuine fellow when we see one.
#F*cknPervert.

Lionel Messi came on around 70mins of play,and made more touches than the trio of Bale,Benzema and Cr7 put together.
'The only problem Lionel Messi has,is that he does not know he's Lionel Messi'-Chinwetalu Agu(2005)

Die-Goal Stri-Ca!

I was vividly cleared the moment he said he's a muslim. TERROR!

'Mikel shares pictures of 'her' beautiful children'...according to O.P WTF! So this Mikel of a guy finally transgendered? Iranu!

Mtcheeeww! We dey tell una say we dey look for our soldiers wey dey send make dem go look for our girls,una dey here dey talk shyt.

...and with your lazy brain,you think kidnapping is a lazy man's 'job'? Oga get busy with your brain nah.

It was #BringBackOurGirls to #BringBackOurSoldiers...Ladies and gents,welcome to #BringBackOurMum!
#TeamHarshTaggers are back!
Though none of the soldiers and girls came 'back'.

Well said,...but where is the job kwanu?

Some konji-stricken mofos be lamenting '...drop her numbers!' like say women scarce for dia areas. Well Op,happy f*cking! The lord is ur strength.

Nice try,but lie harder next time. I'm used to such lies.

Na potential husbands be dis o. After now our girls will be like 'men/hubbies are scarce'. Oya nah,safe trip to Kirikiri.

What is this one saying?

Lai Mohammed! Lai Mohammed!

Na so dem swear for Barcow fans? *coughs*

One frustrated idiot said Igbos comes to Lagos and becomes thieves,thereby attributing the said crime to Igbos. It's either this idiot is a fool or being foolish is hereditary in his lineage. Meanwhile,what i don't get is how someone would come late at night to rob,and get so confident and courageous to pull his pants down,just to 'make love' to his victim! Nigeria is so blessed with mad people...i must confess!

Kelechi Nwakali...
Am I the only one seeing similarities in his way and style of play,with that of one young John Obi Mikel 'then'?
Well we only pray and hope the former doesn't ply the route of the latter.

Nwagodi.

O.P admit it,you are a pastor,shey? Hmm! So pastors don dey do promo dis days?

If u don't like it,kiss our azz! 'Alaga never stagger,murder any bagger'!