₦airaland Forum

iLegendd:
@Heistman, I know you like me so much, but me not giving you that attention because I'm not gay has made you hate me and you try your best to accuse and abuse me with different monikers.

By the way, I have never posted a fake chat anywhere on the internet and never will. I keep everything 100% legit and will never change.

Lies and fraud is for weak men. Real men keep it real even though we are always blunt and our honesty do hurt people's emotions.

I'll soon employ you to be attending to clients. My fingers get tired at times making money on WhatsApp. Too many clients and less time. This is why I archive messages to declutter my screen.

So, arrange your CV (if you have one — I doubt you do) because I may call you soon for an interview so you can have something doing with your life and stop wasting it online to troll just to be noticed.

Below are some clients you'll be attending to.

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Employ me rather, boss.

MJ fi life! Man is/was so loved, even in death. Wonderful how children born even after his death, knows him.
Rest on legend.

Lamasta:
Yes we can if only we can be united as a people for once and face the oppressors as they are currently doing in Hong Kong then we will make a change not keeping silence or shouting Buhari Buhari up and down...

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Our police no get sense. If we protest, they will shoot at us.
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dokie:
Are all of us Nigerians just suppose to watch this man get killed because he came out to say the truth?

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I really wish we could do something. I so wish! �

Bros you for no talk o, considering the kind of country we have found ourselves in, unfortunately. Chai! I pity the children and wife.�

People are not happy o.
RIP Nwanyi oma. �

Seriously?! All that just for 3 points and a slim chance of progressing?

And it was even raining. RIP my brother, we'll surely meet to part no more.

At least he/she got the attention he/she needed.

The guy even get yellow rank sef.

Yeye people! They wan burn person,they no allow am burn well well,they go do am half done.
Nigerians are just too wicked and stingy in anything.

They don use broom sweep the guy life troway. Nonsense APC. Nonsense kidnappers.

Judging by their ages,these are husbands, or potential husbands...reason why our ladies ain't easily married like before!
Say no to crime. It affects us in every sense of the word.

She didn't say the hair is natural? Did she? People weak me unnecessarily at times.

Attention seeker! How that one take affect us? Your music sef no fit draw our attention.

The guy collect, no be jonse.

Dat guy with the gun be forming posh.

Consequences of the successful Biafran 'sit at home'. Dude couldn't handle it.

This is my dream! I'll live it sooner,than later in Jesus name Amen!

Mr Colour Riot,who asked you?

This people sef,dey no go steal better thing if dey wan steal.Which one be motorcycle again?

I fit marry this girl self,I no send

[quote author=deji15 post=56680748]Nice one. But Oga Kalu, what about the loot na? UNN can use some of that to upgrade the University o.[is it your loot?]

Hmm! So none of your parents' told you that they always took the first position in their classes?

So sad she didn't adhere to her caption on the picture. Now which footstep of hers do we follow? Her action or caption?

With the looming rate of unemployment in our society today,this isn't the best time to adhere to these kind of thread. Long as it puts meal on your table legally,keep on keeping on. Half bread, they said...you know the rest.

Phyno...my favourite naija artiste at the moment. Why? Because of the way he motivates himself.

Nice one sisters. Nice one.

Sorry.my dear 'escape goat'.

Just as soon as Ikpeazu started working...I repeat 'WORKING'!...This happens...
Is Otti going to be better? A breast in hand,they say,is better than thousands in bra.