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Relax!!!! Panteka in Kaduna would fix it all ![]() |
Bitchiamjay:Keep "hearting" her..... my chest dey pain me with laff oo#YOLT |
... bunch of clowns |
Congrats to her.... best is yet to come Chascop:Hehehe.... ok, noted. like who asked me if the most expensive thing in my house is my gucci LCD; 8.5million naira ![]() |
@Officialgarri, thanks mate. Nice one |
Seems like after these recent floodings in Lagos, artists and celebrities don't show off their cribs again. What's the p? Dem dey shame for flood?? ![]() |
Me: Dee, come here, don't be afraid, come close,.... ngwa kneel down, and repeat after me Lord, give me sense, give me sense, by fire, by fire by fire ![]() |
Regretted why u couldn't be a father? Instead of C-section, u turned it to D&C Instead of pregnancy, u turned it to postinor instead of "blooded after birth", it "blood after abortion Instead of money for antenatal, it money for abortion It's well..... happy father's day |
Don't try "no bra" with a mallam man.... he will just piss his brain-box I no talk oo.... *running away* |
See as she open hand like she's looking for money :: FTC? |
Kwantinu!!!! Till ur village people start using ur picture to fan themselves while singing "no do no do, no do gra gra for me oooooo" ![]() |
Dildos in bag? Na bathroom quickie u wan do? It only means u are a sex-maniac If u must use it, keep it @ home. U don't "masturbate" anywhere/anyhow... do it with respect |
Dildos in bag? Na bathroom quickie u wan do? It only means u are a sex-maniac If u must use it, keep it @ home. U don't "masturbate" anywhere/anyhow... do it with respect |
Just few weeks ago, there was an outcry by him on a planned raid... police denied it Noow, e don happen.... catch fire Whistle blower ko!!! Ur nyash go catch fire |
What if u dig from behind, but instead of the doggy position, it's either she lays sideways or face down with butts up Thank me later..... NB: don't think ur d**k is big; maybe u didn't do it with caution |
Yes u can, and you will. Get more rest, eat good food and take some pain pills if possible. You would be fineeeee Next time, don't dare all men ![]() |
Obviously the food looks good on her.... we seeing the evidence ![]() |
Lol..... love takes it all.... pls ask "love" |
Chai!!! Pamela ooo!!! Ur story is bae jaaare... thumbs up |
Welcome back my people. Soldier come, Soldier go, barrack remain Welcome bck to the barrack, where the president is on health exile, recession is dancing shoki ![]() |
Association of Jagabans!!!! Minus Ganduje she ![]() |
Yeekpa!!!! Bush meat ooo!!! |
Life is EAZY.... ![]() |
Chai!!!!!! Savagery @ it's peak |
blogbloke:1. Edit ur post.... "as Charity Wadzani Thilza, has been killed by corps members 3 days "...... 2. R.I.P dear.... God sees |
Make it the right bag ooo |
Ever heard funny names in your secondary school? When I was in secondary school, I heard dozens of funny surnames ![]() Heard one like... "Zhisalo" What about yours? |
Nice one..... in addendum, u never can tell, paedophiles could be on the loose on ur baby ![]() |
Dope pictures..... God bless your union |

