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Car Talk › Re: These Are Top 5 Expensive Car Problems That Are Not Worth Fixing If They Go Bad by ndujekwu(m): 7:18am On Oct 26, 2017
Relax!!!! Panteka in Kaduna would fix it all grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Ekile Holidays In Zanzibar (Photos) by ndujekwu(m): 11:01pm On Sep 14, 2017
Bitchiamjay:
I don't know why I so much heart this lady cheesy


#YOLO
Keep "hearting" her..... grin grin grin grin grin my chest dey pain me with laff oo

#YOLT
TV/Movies › Re: Kechi Okwuchi Is A Finalist On America's Got Talent 2017 by ndujekwu(m): 12:57pm On Sep 14, 2017
squash47:
Who ask u ?
Who ask the pesin wey see her?

Who ask u wey ask me?
Romance › Re: See What Some Boys & Girls Are Doing That Has Got People Talking On Facebook by ndujekwu(m): 12:55pm On Sep 14, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin ... bunch of clowns
TV/Movies › Re: Kechi Okwuchi Is A Finalist On America's Got Talent 2017 by ndujekwu(m):
Congrats to her.... best is yet to come

Chascop:
nice one.. I have only seen her once and that was last year at NY
Hehehe.... ok, noted. like who asked me if the most expensive thing in my house is my gucci LCD; 8.5million naira grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: 18+: Daddy's New Wife by ndujekwu(m): 12:26am On Sep 13, 2017
@Officialgarri, thanks mate. Nice one
Jokes Etc › Any Update Of Any Celebrity Whose House Is/was Flooded In Lagos? by ndujekwu(op): 10:29pm On Jul 30, 2017
Seems like after these recent floodings in Lagos, artists and celebrities don't show off their cribs again.


What's the p? Dem dey shame for flood?? grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Guy Refused To Graduate From Friendzone Even With Free Schorlarship by ndujekwu(m): 4:56pm On Jun 20, 2017
Me: Dee, come here, don't be afraid, come close,.... ngwa kneel down, and repeat after me

Lord, give me sense, give me sense, by fire, by fire by fire

angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Fathers' Day: 20+ Powerful Photos Of Dads In The Labor Room & Their New Babies. by ndujekwu(m): 4:46pm On Jun 18, 2017
Regretted why u couldn't be a father?

Instead of C-section, u turned it to D&C
Instead of pregnancy, u turned it to postinor
instead of "blooded after birth", it "blood after abortion
Instead of money for antenatal, it money for abortion

It's well..... happy father's day
Romance › Re: These Photos Will Remind You That Wearing Bra Is So Old-school by ndujekwu(m): 3:14pm On Jun 18, 2017
Don't try "no bra" with a mallam man.... he will just piss his brain-box

I no talk oo.... *running away*
Romance › Re: Describe These Lovers With One Word [picture] by ndujekwu(m): 3:07pm On Jun 18, 2017
See as she open hand like she's looking for moneyhuh grin grin grin :: FTC?
Romance › Re: The House I'm Building For Mom Is Nearing Completion (photos) by ndujekwu(m): 4:38pm On Jun 07, 2017
Kwantinu!!!! Till ur village people start using ur picture to fan themselves while singing "no do no do, no do gra gra for me oooooo" grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Do People Get Surprised When They See A Love Machine In A Lady's Bag? by ndujekwu(m): 3:08pm On Jun 01, 2017
Dildos in bag? Na bathroom quickie u wan do? It only means u are a sex-maniac

If u must use it, keep it @ home. U don't "masturbate" anywhere/anyhow... do it with respect
Romance › Re: Why Do People Get Surprised When They See A Love Machine In A Lady's Bag? by ndujekwu(m): 3:08pm On Jun 01, 2017
Dildos in bag? Na bathroom quickie u wan do? It only means u are a sex-maniac

If u must use it, keep it @ home. U don't "masturbate" anywhere/anyhow... do it with respect
Politics › Re: Police Arraign Whistle-Blower Over False Information On Ekweremadu's House by ndujekwu(m): 4:52pm On May 30, 2017
Just few weeks ago, there was an outcry by him on a planned raid... police denied it

Noow, e don happen.... catch fire

Whistle blower ko!!! Ur nyash go catch fire
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Giving Me Doggy Anymore by ndujekwu(m): 11:30am On May 18, 2017
What if u dig from behind, but instead of the doggy position, it's either she lays sideways or face down with butts up

Thank me later.....

NB: don't think ur d**k is big; maybe u didn't do it with caution
Romance › Re: hh by ndujekwu(m): 11:13am On May 18, 2017
Yes u can, and you will. Get more rest, eat good food and take some pain pills if possible. You would be fineeeee

Next time, don't dare all men grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Yes, Sex Is Food, Nkechi Emmanuel Tells Married Women by ndujekwu(m): 11:09am On May 18, 2017
Obviously the food looks good on her.... we seeing the evidence grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Date A Man Who Live In This Type Of Place by ndujekwu(m): 11:07am On May 18, 2017
Lol..... love takes it all.... pls ask "love"
Literature › Re: United In Betrayal by ndujekwu(m): 9:16pm On May 13, 2017
Chai!!! Pamela ooo!!! Ur story is bae jaaare... thumbs up
Travel › Re: 258 Nigerians Return From Libya (Video) by ndujekwu(m): 6:20pm On May 12, 2017
Welcome back my people. Soldier come, Soldier go, barrack remain

Welcome bck to the barrack, where the president is on health exile, recession is dancing shoki grin grin
Politics › Re: Saraki, Ganduje, Tinubu, Sambo, Jonathan Arrive Minna For IBB Daughter’s Wedding by ndujekwu(m): 6:17pm On May 12, 2017
Association of Jagabans!!!! Minus Ganduje she undecided
Health › Re: Ebola Outbreak In Congo, Three Killed - World Health Organization by ndujekwu(m): 6:15pm On May 12, 2017
Yeekpa!!!! Bush meat ooo!!!
Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Pictured With Plus Size Ladies by ndujekwu(m): 10:19am On May 08, 2017
Life is EAZY.... grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Ibrahm Magu & Judas Iscariot Advert On ThisDay Newspaper (Photo) by ndujekwu(m): 5:31pm On May 02, 2017
Chai!!!!!! Savagery @ it's peak
NYSC › Re: Abuja Female Corper Shot Dead By Armed Robbers (Photos) by ndujekwu(m): 5:29pm On May 02, 2017
blogbloke:
An Abuja corps member whose name was given as Charity Wadzani Thilza, has been killed by corps members 3 days to the end of her NYSC.

Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/armed-robbers-shoot-abuja-corper-due-graduate-days-pictured/
1. Edit ur post.... "as Charity Wadzani Thilza, has been killed by corps members 3 days "......

2. R.I.P dear.... God sees
Romance › Re: Hilarious:nigerians No Dey Dull In Verbal Response Or In Action(pics) by ndujekwu(m): 11:00am On Apr 26, 2017
Make it the right bag ooo
Jokes Etc › Mention One Funny Surname You Heard In Secondary School by ndujekwu(op): 6:20am On Apr 06, 2017
Ever heard funny names in your secondary school? When I was in secondary school, I heard dozens of funny surnames grin grin grin grin

Heard one like... "Zhisalo"

What about yours?
Romance › Re: Why You Should Never Let Anyone Kiss Your Baby On The Lips by ndujekwu(m): 5:51pm On Apr 04, 2017
Nice one..... in addendum, u never can tell, paedophiles could be on the loose on ur baby undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Fun Seeking Couple Spice Up Their Pre-weddng Shoot With These Interesting Photos by ndujekwu(m): 11:28am On Apr 04, 2017
Dope pictures..... God bless your union

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