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geco888:
The guy would say: I swear, when I enter, I won't move!

like say "entering" no be same as "moving"

kenonze:
Chosen a defined path.
I dont play games anymore.

Pls study your books.
B a good child

#GrOSS!!

repogirl:
Lol, see them forming swarzenegger!

OP, some will say "make me feel like a man."

What in the world does that even mean? You no be man already?

Hahahaahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! REPOGIRL!! Ur name fit ur bad mouth sha :: maybe by crossing (pene-t), jungle go mature

Walexsammy:
don't be suprise that all this guy talking shit about not begging are yet to even toast a lady

#gbam!!!

Jadekitana:
Haha yea I remember Jax the grab guy! I prefer kung Lao the guy that throws his hat and liu kang if I got that right.

Try remembering Shang-shung (the shape-shifter), Night wolf and montaro (the half-horseman)

FlawlessRebirth2:
.I EVEN UNDERSTAND PASS YOU MAKE WRITE AM

Her Royal Highness[s][/s] FRESHNESS :: Double Tuwale

rawpadgin:
Am always glad about the "small pikin leg" am carry in between my legs

U wished ooo!!! Wait until u see smaller opening

Jadekitana:
... adjust the whole thing, smiled one wicked "cocky" smile and said "you can now continue" I felt like entering the ground.

I like d choice of that word... "cocky"

Mannylex:
Do you even understand what you just wrote up there??

"I wan talk I wan talk, I talk I no talk well"
Pipu dat got d line, got talking.... u have plenty to learn in romance-land

He needs to bang so so bad and u ain't giving him; he begs u with statements like;

"Pls, just the tip"

"Pls, I won't move when am in"

"Pls, I will enter slow"

"Pls, I will just do the surface"

Abeg, add....... ladies esp

Guys, imagine dt crazy moment when u want to "cross" (pene-t) and she keeps screaming (not moaning) that "it's painful", "it can't go in"

*Quickly grabs k-y jelly or lotion to aid lubrication*

Crossing strts again..... boom!!!! She screams like cry baby.... "it can't" :: blood gushing all into ur small head (dvck)... and u jst wished u had a thin, long/short johnny

Jadekitana:
Mum is itsekeri, dad is rivers. But I'm learning igbo gradually

I know am late.... pls learn igbo quickly... we have "the altar" to go to

I wish to woo nienie
Cc: naijaboiy

Hilarious!!!!!

Don't panic bro..... Ladies far younger than u are (like with 6-10yrs range), see it as a privilege calling u by ur name, esp when dey know dt ur younger ones don't. ..

Jadekitana:
Haha yea I loved mortal kombat,street fighter and aladin. As for the likes and shares I can't be bribed lol

Hahahahahaaaa
But seriouzly, I wished we shared same location....... boom!!!! U wld have seen me in ur office saying... "hello jadekitana"

Jadekitana:
Just read and enjoy, that's all you need to know

U r a fan of mortal kombat? Cz Dts most likely an origin of ur moniker. Anyways... nice knowing u

How many likes/shares/posts do I need to go on a date with u?

BreadandBeans:
ahn ahn bros shey u dey use stylestyle dey call those people he mentioned mad men

Oga!!!!!! If dem ask "who kill dele giwa". If I talk "baba" u add "gida"... na u sabi oooo :: lol

1. As u point one finger at sum1, three points back at u

2. Na mad-man know him fellow mad colleagues

3. For u to have been tracking dese pple for the past few years, u r freaking jobless bro

Get a life.... oh!! U have a job

J - just
O- Over
B- Broke

Jadekitana:
Jesus christ of jerusalem

Funnily, I know am ff u, read ur comments, ur threads. But who are u? Trust me, I don't know

Go in peace my dauta...... ur faith has saved u

Well, Ladies nd guys they say, believe in what they hear and see :: that is why the guys would not stop lying and the ladies won't stop making up nd forming Russian accent.

Until it stops, decent guys nd ladies r still trophies to be won.

Jadekitana:
Where is the bad guys section ibeg? I don't fancy good boys, if they have sections filled with players and hardcore rascals like phyno it wouldn't be a bad idea to book space there

Still takes us back to the question.... "why do some ladies love the opposite of the good guys" :: Well, been a victim. Wanted dating a girl some years back, and she asked "August, do u drink? I said, NO"..... nd she said "I like guys dt drink, dey tink beta".... smh

Ladies are like mysteries

I love the conclusion... "Authenticity of this letter cannot be verified", meaning; it's arrant LIES


Lawyers at work, exchange of fat envelopes at work, interesting letter coined. Choii!!! Vanguard oo!!! Claiming relevance

Like if u agree..... share if u think otherwise

Jadekitana:
I think most guys are shy I noticed that in the forum.

Definition of "shy"

Rollar:
Lol. I find it funny when people feel slighted at my comments. I wonder what will happen the day I do eventually insult someone.
I could've sworn you once said you're self-employed.....something about some kind of lucrative business that your parents sponsored. Now apparently you have a boss you run errands for. Wonder what tomorrow will bring? Guess we'll just have to wait and see. You have yourself a good day ma'am

I can swear dat dis guy works for Sahara reporters :: investigative journalism

I guess u have a thing for neat "beard gang" dudes, cz ur profile hypes phyno.

"Keeping-beard-mode" activated!!!!

BedLam:
Yes. Being her fan and sentiments forced you to believe the eye witness. Smh

Young man or Lady; stop being dramatic. A story has three (3) sides..... urs, mine and the truth. You know nothing about the truth so don't be a bigot

The decisions in the law court, we know is not always right, but working towards being perfect based on evidence(s) presented

Am forced to believe the eye-witness. I just pray they reconsider their court prayer for another appeal, else, she should start buying provisions for her 5-years boarding house

It's well....

carinmom:
They always bear funny names.


*modified*

Let me try with the translation.
1. Bulus Vulture
2.Audu sharp sickle
3. Barnabas Snake
4. Andrew tasty Salt
5.Munzali Subsidy removal
6. Kallamu Sliding
7.Anthony Hyena bite
8. Death and judgement
9.John Fan breeze
10.Ladidi October
11. Save Elephant.

Thank u love

I just saw these names, and am laughing really hard!!!!

If u understand hausa, u would know what I mean

Cc: lalasticlala

Guys, Just met my replica tonight :: We share Same date of birth, same year, same time of delivery (with evidence), same state of origin.

Does it really exist? Coz am "freakingly" happy

Cc: Lalasticlala