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Who gentleman don epp?

AniemaEniye:
Hmmmmm. Like wat level o provocation?

Find what he hates most and do it

Dis is crazy!!!! Dis guy needs to be on a ghost mode, otherwise he'll piss out blood & water. Can't laff, can't shout

Am observing.....

Provoke him and see how he reacts. At that point, u can make ur judgement about love

Well, be careful what u wish people..... Life is dynamic

Cake na cake. Even if na d*ck head

Mehn!!!! @1st I wasn't interested in reading this, but am glad I did. Nice one.... lesson well learnt

Bisiebae:
Girls will now start working hard to keep guys like a job at shell. Nawa oo

LoL.... not really. Even job for shell get "leave". See, every bF get him own wahala..... treat him accordingly

Vaseline Crew!!!!!!!!!! Food don show

A side chick usually surfaces when the main chick is perceived to be deficit in something; and ofcourse, hardly would u see a 100% behaved main chick (no disrespect)

One thing constant is that side chicks are unique in one thing or two (e.g sex, time-spending, cooking, hangout, etc) but can't be dated because main chick is unique in all ways.

But, don't be too relaxed oooo!!! when a side chick finds out what makes u a main chick, forget it, in a short time, main chick turns side chick

Sempumping:
I would have sent u a PM but I won't cos u r igbo and you guys are always bashing' us here

FYI:I have more igbo friends(non e-friend)"if there is a word like that"

Wished I could convince u, but I don't want to risk complicating ur idea.

Kinda shy saying this, but I need a date.... whether as a friend, friendzone or girlfriend. Been single for while, and wanna leave my confinement jooor

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Kinda shy saying this, but I need a date.... whether as a friend, friendzone or girlfriend. Been single for while, and wanna leave my confinement jooor

These guys are evil. God Have Mercy

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Details coming soon

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The answer is.... "MONEY"

NiftyViva:
Dear Dr. Ndujekwu,

1. You should have at least lay a news paper on the table before commencing your p.m; I believe the table is your examination table!
2. If you will post the pictures to the internet, at least try to promote your practice... What was the Razor Blade used for? Oh!! Your Scalpel blade broke, and you had to make do with the available... Keep it away from the camera!!!
3. Where is your lab coat? Your assistant had one on. The lab coat would help restrict an infectious organism to your clinic; since you won't be wearing it around town, to the restaurant or bank.
4. Your p.m skills ain't perfected yet, or at least that is what I can pick from the pictures! The site looked clumsy and messy. The furs of the dog were in the visceral regions. I mean, you could wet the furs with soapy water before commencing your post mortem.
5. Did you take samples to the lab for organ function tests? Blood tests? Urine test? Well then, you don't have a confirmatory diagnosis... Maybe next time, you should say... "Suspected cause of death" even when you know it is probably 99.89% cause of death.
Thanks
NiftyViva.

Thank u sir....

darlenese:
This is slaugtering not autopsy

Haba

How dare u refer to this as autopsy ? What the role of the flies anyway

Apologies ma'am. It's autopsy (for humans), Necropsy (for animals). Autopsy was used for better understanding

Forgive me, but I think you need to teach them how to do Necropsy if u've ever done one.

ActMORE....talkLESS

arinzest:
OP, thanks for the information. Please a few clarifications;
1. Do you do autopsy wearing wrist watch and wrist length gloves?
2. Is the white ward coat worn by your assistant the standard outfit for autopsy?
3. Was this procedure done in d house of the owner and not in your work place?
Please this is not acceptable my dear. Minimum acceptable standards please?

Thanks for the observations
1. If u have ever being in the field, admist emergencies, you would understand that u need break protocols and do the needful.
2. Who wears coat, suit or coverall doesn't matter. What matters is what is done, with or without wrist watch
3. Science is science not under ideal, but even under pressure, and results reported the way they are and not "doctored".
My dear, apologies, but been into research, so, what makes unique of your work is the creativity.

Blesssings

banmee:
You have to respect the way Nigerians do business. It is still a wonder to me that the whole country has not been wiped out from some strange virus. Nigeria is an unbelievably dirty country. In a sane country, dem no go born am well to put that picture up on the internet for fear say the health department go withdraw im license but this is Nigeria we are talking about.

Oga, u too like English. Autopsy/PM ain't surgery. Necropsy can be done anywhere, as long as it's out of reach of non-professionals with the safety of people considered. Learn, and stop spitting trash.... post it on W.H.O website, and I would invite u to my dinner invite 4rm them

#noSENSE

Rushtec:
See fly inside d operating room. So poor

Choi.... blessed are those who read/see and understand, for they shall be wise

loomer:
See flies for ur vet clinic abi na hospital

Oga/madam.... Read the post very well, and decipher urself if it's a clinic or a house.

Desist From Giving Your Pets Big Bones And Kitchen Remnants

Few days ago, I got a call early in the morning from a client who said he woke up to find his most-priced Samoyed-breed dog lying dead, with no known reason. He got so bittered that he pleaded that I come do a POST-MORTEM (Necropsy/Autopsy) on his dog, because he was suspecting his neighbours &/or his dog-keeper.

I came around, asked a few questions, and discovered that the dog was most active before they went to bed. No evidence of poisoning neither on the nor in the kennel. So I commenced with the PM.

I need a general examination on the carcass, before I opened up the carcass. The intestines were relatively empty, likewise stomach. I proceeded to the thoracic cavity, with thorough examination on the various structures. Fortunately, on palpating the oesophagus (at the junction of the diaphragm), I saw the unfortunate bone hooked there, with a puncture on the wall of the oesophagus. Alas!!! That answered it all

Am a Veterinarian (Vet Doctor) by profession and I speak vehemently about giving your pets bones, especially when a small dog is given a bone bigger than it can take. Remnants also might contain little bones, toothpicks, sharp objects, etc. Always sort foods before serving.

Below are images of the Post-Mortem (PM)

Whether u play "farthest/farest" OR "first cross" :: childhood memories

Kyase:
While you are away, buhari announced the clean up of ogoniland, which you couldn't do in the past 10 years in the presidency.....

When u are dull, u are dull...... 10yrs indeed

GEJisBOKO:
After the North East, the South South is the most volatile region in Nigeria. In few weeks time, I expect the British and American Embassy Nigeria to issue a travel warning to their citizens against going to Rivers and Delta state respectively.

The Yoruba West is still a haven for FDI's, the most peaceful, accomodating, hospitable, tranquil and business/investors friendly region in Nigeria and it shall forever remain so till the country eventually goes belly-up.

If you are a prospective foreign or local investor and you are reading this comment, please come situate your business concern in the Yoruba-west viz: Lagos, Ogun, Oyo, Osun, Ondo and Ekiti. Your ROI(Return on Investment) is assured.

South-West::: Ass-Lickers since pre-colonial.

madridguy:
" For President Buhari, who just marked one year in office, the NDA presents another fresh security challenge to the government which has been grappling with Islamist insurgency in the north-east of the country."

I still don't know our offense as Country to deserve PDP at first.

PDP created Boko Haram to steal through defense budget, we voted them out again they created Avengers to crumple our economy. PDP why naa, you people should leave us alone.

Must u talk? Or are u talking because u wanna be FTC? Mtcheeew...

If I ask you to profer solution(s) or suggestion(s) on how to manage the situation, u would give a DULLARD answer.

Take a chill pill on the back seat

If he could hit u because u asked for ur cash, imagine what would happen when u pick his stuff.

Pls dearie, thread with caution.

Gee.... let her go. the moment she started the threat of leaving u, she lost it (she lost her position). Let her gO..... she ain't worth it

U are already in ur 1st learning class. U'll learn, with time. Log-in, read, reply, share, like, post

IRserveMyComent:
The proper name for this thread should be "The Ranting of a Broke Guy.

1st time am quoting a lady. Looking at ur pix, u look like a "wanna-be", broke, "never-bleeped", guilty fox. U pointing a finger indirectly at the OP, forgetting that when u point a finger at someone, 3fingers point back at u.

Sincerely, have u done any of the above mentioned fact by the OP for ur bF? (I hope u've gat one).


Take a chill pill, Aunty, u neeed a life

If she loved her bF, she wouldn't have even been thinking of u.... #myOpinion