₦airaland Forum

concho:
Ladies often are guilty of this too

Permit me, my friends, to recount a tale of folly and desire—a tale not unlike those told in the marketplaces of Onitsha main market , rich with lessons for the wise who would heed them.

Two days after my wife departed for Kaduna to pursue her ICAN studies, there came a visitor to my home—Nkechi, a woman whose intent was not merely to plunder but also to sow discord and ruin. Her arrival was veiled in mischief, her motives wrapped in promises and the allure of her charms.

Our accord had been set: a sum of thirty-five thousand naira and a foolish promise to replace my wife with her in the coming year. But Nkechi, in her ambition, sought to hasten the fulfillment of her desires.

Now, let it be known, she was not fairer than my wife, yet there was a power in her form that could enslave the eyes of the unguarded. Her bosom was as mighty as the great reservoirs of Babylon, firm and unyielding, standing as though defying the pull of the earth itself. It was not merely her beauty but the enchantment of burying one’s face in her embrace and the indulgence of her affection that led me astray. That night, I fancied myself a king, foolishly intoxicated by fleeting pleasures.

Our plan was simple: she would depart the night before my wife’s return. Yet, as men are oft tempted by their baser instincts, I yearned for one more night of indulgence. In my folly, I increased her reward to fifty thousand naira —a testament to the power her charms held over me.

But as all secrets hidden in shadows are eventually revealed by the light, so too did my misdeed come to light. No sooner had she departed than my wife returned. Her first concern was for her treasured wig, valued at six hundred and fifty thousand naira . Before I could feign ignorance or swear by the gods of our fathers, there emerged from beneath our bed an unholy witness—a strange garment that spoke of another’s presence, a lady’s pant

By the dawn of the next day, my mother and elder sister were seated in my home, their expressions stern and their tongues laden with admonishment. The matter did not end in divorce, yet it was the day I swore an oath in my heart: no longer would the lure of abundant bosoms guide my steps astray. For fleeting pleasures are but traps for the unwary, and the cost of folly is always greater than its reward.”

Kingosytex:
How do you approach them? You can't approach someone with love knowing full well you feel nothing for them.
If na Bleep you wan Bleep, explain to them from the onset; be plain. If she accepts, then good. If she doesn't, then keep moving.
I'm sure you will meet someone who wants what you want too.
You don't play with people's feelings and emotions.

Amumaigwe:
The skill and mindset needed to be accountable and diligent to grow a business is the same needed to function as a wife.

AfonjaMozlem:
We all know the debtor humbles himself to go see his creditor and not the other way round which is why Tinubu is currently in China on a 'state visit'.


What if China are not satisfied with his proposed repayment terms and decides to detain Tinubu as surety until Ogun state's debt is settled in its entirety?


Hmm

JASONjnr:
What's with the pinky verification tick?

Anyway, this is a clear sign that Trump is loved.

franchasofficia:
You see how Putin is making deliberate efforts to reintegrate Chechnya region fully into the Russian federation through reassurance of love and wholehearted acceptance even though Chechnya region have been agitating to completely secede from Russia for decades? This is how a sensible leader or President responds to internal national crises.

But take a look at the failed, corrupt, visionless Nigerian Presidents starting with that pretentious corrupt Fulani man called Buhari to the present Lagos looting machine. All they do is to send mentally unstable Nigerian Jenjeri soldiers to the Southeast to intimidate, harass, malign, torture, dehumanize, maim, kill people and destroy properties in the Southeast region in the name of trying to suppress their agitation to secede from Nigeria. A tactics that has never worked since the 1960s yet these clueless black leaders failed to learn from history.


You can't kill an ideology with military force, especially one that has to do with internal cry of political marginalization and injustice, you will rather cause more harm through the use of military force.


Russia a more powerful nation with all the required military might to crush this Chechnya region agitating for complete secession from Russia have been unable to kill their agitation to completely leave Russia but some clueless corrupt Presidents of a 3rd world country called Nigeria foolishly believes that the only way to stop Igbos from agitating to leave Nigeria is to use military force and their ignorant hate-filled bigot supporters continue to cheer them on foolishly, instead of addressing the issues that Igbos have been complaining about for decades as a way of pacifying them to shelve their quest to leave the failed Nigerian union.


As Russia under Putin have realized that the only way to be at peace with the Chechnya region is to embrace peace, reassure them of Russian people's absolute love and care, I believe a sensible President that would do same in Nigeria is coming

God bless Professor Yemi Osinbajo that applied absolute wisdom in handling this issue in Nigeria when he acted as President when Buhari traveled abroad for medical treatment during their regime.


Well done Putin

franchasofficia:
You see how Putin is making deliberate efforts to reintegrate Chechnya region fully into the Russian federation through reassurance of love and wholehearted acceptance even though Chechnya region have been agitating to completely secede from Russia for decades? This is how a sensible leader or President responds to internal national crises.

Only very few people like you in this forum will write this long treatise without grammatical blunders. Well done.

But take a look at the failed, corrupt, visionless Nigerian Presidents starting with that pretentious corrupt Fulani man called Buhari to the present Lagos looting machine. All they do is to send mentally unstable Nigerian Jenjeri soldiers to the Southeast to intimidate, harass, malign, torture, dehumanize, maim, kill people and destroy properties in the Southeast region in the name of trying to suppress their agitation to secede from Nigeria. A tactics that has never worked since the 1960s yet these clueless black leaders failed to learn from history.


You can't kill an ideology with military force, especially one that has to do with internal cry of political marginalization and injustice, you will rather cause more harm through the use of military force.


Russia a more powerful nation with all the required military might to crush this Chechnya region agitating for complete secession from Russia have been unable to kill their agitation to completely leave Russia but some clueless corrupt Presidents of a 3rd world country called Nigeria foolishly believes that the only way to stop Igbos from agitating to leave Nigeria is to use military force and their ignorant hate-filled bigot supporters continue to cheer them on foolishly, instead of addressing the issues that Igbos have been complaining about for decades as a way of pacifying them to shelve their quest to leave the failed Nigerian union.


As Russia under Putin have realized that the only way to be at peace with the Chechnya region is to embrace peace, reassure them of Russian people's absolute love and care, I believe a sensible President that would do same in Nigeria is coming

God bless Professor Yemi Osinbajo that applied absolute wisdom in handling this issue in Nigeria when he acted as President when Buhari traveled abroad for medical treatment during their regime.


Well done Putin

Matheusmartin:
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Any doctor in present day Nigeria still refusing to relocate abroad is a FOOL.

Poor pay.
Terrible working conditions.

StOla:
It is time the Nigerian government places a 10year embargo on the siphoning of Nigerian earned funds to sustain academic infrastructures in UK, US, Canada, and any other country Nigerians are going to for education tourism.

Only a foolish country allow people to ship off funds earned in that economy to benefit another economy, without paying any tax to the economy where the funds was earned.

They will sell property in Nigeria and pocket all the money to go donate to another economy, yet no tax is paid on the sale of that property to the economy where the wealth was acquired.

Imagine all the best income earners in Nigeria spending the bulk of their Nigerian earnings on the undergraduate education of their children or their own postgraduate education abroad, after the heavily subsidized undergraduate education that Nigeria provided them to secure those jobs in Nigeria that funded their ambition to wear winter jackets in Europe and North America?

Any country that does not understand the intricacies of economic national security, will keep wondering why its economy continue to flounder.

Even the countries receiving Nigerian funds know how to prioritize their own national economic security, and make policy changes from time to time to ensure that the academic tourists remain only a source of net foreign remittance into their own economy instead of a net subtractive parasite.

I will say it again, the prevailing time is not one to allow your best income earners take funds out of the Nigerian economy without as much as a 50kobo tax on their destructive drain of our national wealth.

Anyone that wants to go abroad for education should find a way to get a job in that country and raise the funds from the income earned in that country.

CBN should with immediate effect prohibit any transfers from a Nigerian account to any foreign academic institution for a period of 10years, while the government should simultaneously raise the school fees to something tangible that you save for years ahead, instead of the rubbish fees that is not up to the pocket money the students spend in a month.

Or is UK or Canada or US tuition fees for local student the kind of amount that local student will spend on buying burgers in a month?

So why are Nigerian universities charging money for 1month shawarma as annual tuition fees?

Charge well, pay lecturers well, and still have enough to upgrade and maintain the education infrastructure in Nigeria.

Goddammit!

obiekunie01:
they should stop using our reserve to stabilizer Naira.


this problem can be solved within 2 years if we pay attention to agriculture.

The government should disburse grants to farmers nationwide and setup committee to monitor the grant beneficiaries.

by next harvest, food will be plentiful and their will be food surplus.

ppogba:
At a time the exchange rate is stabilizing?

At a time the price of diesel which is one of the things they usually complain about is reducing?

Las las, na dump we go dump una now.

MaziObinnaokija:
they should continue to increased am and kip showing old,useless movies
It I'd cos of EPL that's why some dey sub. NETFLIX dey jare.Nah to watch TVC

Brendaniel:
Your sins are forgiven, go and slap no more but Bianca Ojukwu might still need you as her P.A

BondRiv:
The betrayer that institutionalized lack of transparency and corruption in Rivers State.

Namaster:
Listened to a few seconds of the video and I can tell she's an IDIIIOT with bad intentions.

First of all, 99% of the People who travel abroad do NOT do it to make money. So the premise of her NONSENSE argument is flawed.

The amount of money that is needed to complete the process of emigration in Nigeria is MIND-BOGGLING! The idea that it's ONLY poor people looking for money that choose to travel to UK, Europe, USA, Canada, etc is just plain DUMB!

It's even dumber when you consider the fact that a 40-year old man is UNLIKELY to receive external support to finance his plans.

People who travel do it to get AWAY from the economic quagmire, political instability, infrastructural collapse and the general LAWLESSNESS that is the hallmark of the Nigerian society.

Put simply, people travel out to get a better quality of life for themselves and their families.

Anyone who thinks people are fleeing Nigeria to make money is just being DELIBERATELY obtuse.

She's advocating for staying in Nigeria and "looking for money in dirty places". She doesn't realize that all the money in Nigeria would make no difference if you fall sick and the hospitals do NOT have ordinary X-ray machine to help with the diagnosis.

For those reading this:

If it enters your body to leave Nigeria and you can afford it, LEAVE! Even if you are 99 years old, LEAVE!