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Freshtruth:
20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON

*1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom*🏃🏃😁😁

*2. If she drinks beer ..... condom*😁😁

*3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom*😁😁

*4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!*😁😁

*5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!*😁😁

*6. If she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!*😁😁

*7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom*😁😁

*8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!*😁😁

*9. If she lives alone ..... condom please*😁😁🚶

*10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar..... condom*😁😁🚶

*11. If she is a student at NIPA, UNZA & CBU... Condom oooh*😁😁

*12. If she wears g-strings..... condom*😳😁😁🏃

*13. if she has stretch marks on her boobs... my brother condom*🚶🏃🏃

*14. If she wears Beads on the hip ... Condom* 😁😁

*15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... Guy, condom*😁😁

*16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh* 😁

*17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom* 😁😁😁

*18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom*😁

*19 if her name is Natasha, Lucy, Maggie, Mutale,Ruth, Naomi..….... nine condoms ba CEE 🥴*

*20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.😁*

Very funny.
Please approach every vagina with a condom till marriage.

Pass.
I no get strength for stress. Real work is needed to part those gates of thighs.

I pray she is not a Jezebel.
Oh Lord! Please preserve Joshua Selman for the sake of your name.

A broken and contrite heart He will not scorn.
You are the one looking at her outfit.

They are yet to knack but their flirting has gone very far. They'll knack if they meet privately. The guy is obviously a reckless and immoral fellow. Your wife is currently the one restricting the knack. Thread carefully so that you don't send her to him.

In 20 years Germany might start crying for and regretting this act of kindness.

Nkita

Dupalmer:
Ladies pls listen. Many men are not bold enough to tell you whether you pussy is sweet or not.
The truth is that some pussies are not sweet enough to KEEP. So it will seem the guy used and dumped you. Your beauty might be good enough to be used for showcase but he isn't fulfilled inside.

Some babes are beautiful but their kitten are just there in fact it doesn't get the guys excited enough to keep permanently.

Some babes are damn ugly but their below is honey and sugar combined.

You will see a wh0re mongering girl who isn't even pretty let alone beautiful but men will be spending to get her attention.

You see those wet pussies that grip and breathe during intercourse coupled with protruding clit and responsive clit (not necessarily over big). They are very addictive type of poocy. Hmmmm some men can die on top of it.
If they see such they will marry her within weeks and pamper her like a baby whether she's fine or not.

These types of poocy don't keep any man:
Poocy without clits, dry Poocy, smelly, loose poocy and unsightly discharges poocy.

Theoretically most men tell you don't marry for sex but in reality sex play a great role in choosing a life partner.

I would have loved to argue with you and call you a liar for this your comment. But in all honesty, you have a point.

Most Nigerians abroad are not bad people. But I've seen some of us behave recklessly and lawlessly over there. The white man finds it easy to tag us criminals even for minor misdemeanors.

Gerrard59:
Bayeslans, those from the waterside of Rivers, Northern Christians before Akwa Ibomites. In fact, apart from the Efiks, other ethnic groups in Cross River before Akwa Ibom.

Wow! Ok

An uprising.

With such a name you are from Akwaibom till proven otherwise.

ppogba:
Are you saying the twisting excluded the over 400 that passed?

Of course some people will always pass. My point is that our system revel in the failure of candidates. In the western system, you've passed till you give them a reason to fail you. In ours, you've failed till you give them a reason to pass you.

Medical professors in the UK and US will fail Nigerian MDCN exams. They structure the exam for the people to fail.
If you know how they twist their questions in Nigeria you'll pity Nigerian medical students. That's why Nigerian doctors do extremely well abroad where things are straightforward.

Editorialtimes:
Source: https://thebureau.com.ng/historic-ocheja-hostel-at-kogi-state-university-anyigba-now-a-toilet-ground-pictures/

The grammatical composition of this essay is topnotch.
I enjoyed reading the write-up. It's a pity the content was about poop and degradation.

I really don't understand if Wike believes that Fubara should have folded his hands and allowed himself to be impeached.

What else do you want to be doing?

Wahala

I still saw one today. A very irritating sight.

If HAMAS knows all these why then did they attack Israelis in such a brutal way on October 7?

Egu

junketer:
There is nothing twisted about that sentence. Just shows you the level of illiteracy in nigeria. Tufiakwaaa

I was so ashamed watching one guy on social media complaining about the increased price of an antiasthmatic drug. I realized that it is the reason why Nigerians are forced to write IELTS and its likes.

kapelvej:

i nor fit, obiyam, abi na obiplantain

I don laugh tire.
How do you guys come up with these kind of statements?

They for just speak the English straight naa. Why twist am?

The bread should come and be going.

What is this bikonu?

My interest is in your aunty. Did she ever snatch anybody's husband?

Please women are special.

What is this abeg

This is very unprofessional of the doctor. You don't discuss your patients on social media or in any form that can lead to their identification.

Pretty face.