₦airaland Forum

Manna bbq come and see ohh. Your blodas are apologising to fulani and fulani is apologising for butchering them.

Most likely she is the financial partner in the relationship.

That guys face shall looks "onekind".
Let me talk like a Nigerian, police must investigate, he used her luck and destiny to have the sense to develop AI.

Oga, when you are ready to stop you will stop by yourself, I guess you are not ready you just need some pity and consolation.
Abi if you have money there is a place somewhere in lekki a rehab.

Slurity:
I AM A REPRODUCTIVE PHYSIOLOGIST. IF YOU NEED HELP. GO TO HOSPITAL TO SEE YOUR DR. OR BETTER TELL US EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR PAST SEXUALLY. AGE, MARRITAL STATUS, FINANCIAL STATUS, SEXUAL ACTIVENESS BEFORE NOW, HISTORY OF MASTURBATION, AND SO ON.

Omo, Reproductive physiologist?

sammsimm:
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Have you tried VEGA?

The N500 onem ade in ilorin or the imported one?

Stop wanking, alcohol, sugar, salt, sodas ie minerals, carbonated drinks etc, drink plenty of water, minimum 6 liters daily.
Guy after a while, ie some months when your system has detoxed, your machine gun will be shooting from all cylinders. Even the early morning woody will be returned.

LivingSage:
Reno Omokri has this to say about Rufai


Dear Oluyole,

Thank you for your feedback. Rufai's half or step-siblings, are indeed Itsekiri. There is a distant blood relationship with them, but not with him. The distant relationship comes from the parent that they do NOT share with Rufai. Rufai Oseni knows this. There is NO blood relationship between us.

Out of sympathy, my parents allowed him to holiday at our home because it seemed awkward to allow distant relatives to visit and reject him. He was not well-clothed at that time and would wear hand-me-downs from my brother, who is now in Canada. His half- or step-siblings are very distant relatives of my late mother. But he himself has no consanguinity with my family.

I have never physically met him. I was abroad while he was holidaying at our home.

The issue here is that Rufai Oseni clearly has features of hermaphroditism and gynecomastia, which are both hereditary. Men with this condition can be very passive-aggressive due to the hormonal imbalance in their system and the mental strain they go through as they experience difficulty finding a life partner.

By making false claims to being my cousin, he is de-marketing my children by giving the false impression that they, like Rufai, also carry such genes as to make them give birth to midgets with both male and female features.

The fact is that his claim to be my cousin is a big fat lie. We would have left it at that, but sadly, he made the mistake of insulting my late mother publicly. For that, my family and I will remember and make sure our children also remember.

Thanks again, and may God bless you,

#TableShaker

If what significance is this to the topic?

Another time to cash out. Lol
Anyway let's be positive and hope they are sincere this time.

oakhill:
Are you assuming they will be making profit in dollars once the receive the money?

No. How will they?.
What I assume is that they receive your eg 10m you invested in their bond today. They get to use the funds at today's value ie 1700 to $1.
You know with the trend of Nigeria especially under the locust poverty spreading APC, controlled by the current blablablu, in the next 7 years it is possible naira will loose value. If naira is then eg 5000 to $1 dollar, don't you realise that they will be paying you your bond with interest at 5000 to $1? Not at the 1700 value you invested.
Imagine that you leant me 1m two years ago at 25% pa when dollar was 360. Today I then pay you your money with interest ie 1.5m, but today dollar is 1700. I have used the money to trade when 1m was $2858, after using your money, I am then after 2 years paying you 1.5m @1700/$1=$887.
The company gained while you lost heavily.

LordBiden:
Mtchewww...

Their own is to be buying cars,wristwatches,designer shirts,expensive champagnes.

How about giving scholarship,business grants,setting up community borehole,schools.

Car is even overpriced.

Guy it is their money, they owe no obligation to give borehole, scholarship etc, rather take that up with government and officials that handle the countries money.
Queen naomi that tried to do charity work, where did it land her, in jail! Peter Obi that drilled borehole, was it not here in this forum the same Nigerians were insulting him that the borehole looked "onekind"? They even called him mumu, that he was wasting his hard earned money.
Wizkid will build borehole, it is the same Nigerians that will be well say the borehole does not have solar or generator house, that he wants people to suffer, or that he built only 1 and not 2, that he is wicked making them queue, he did not build room by the side where people can wait to fetch, even if he builds room they will say he did not put air-conditioner. He pays for scholarship, they will complain that with all his dollars he coins not pay for scholarship abroad.
Abeg if you have money spend it on yourself and family, buy ticket, go abroad, stay in better hotel, enjoy your money, eat it and shit it out.

Shameless twart of a man. Hope they find some new gutters for him to clean, latrines should be added.

Stingray. The fish that killed Steve irwin..
That tail is deadly.

Saao:
exactly, the man is even nice. He only gave them one slap each. Trust me my daughter can't try it

I remember my guys dad then, even you as a guy that visits you are not safe not to talk of a man comming to visit his daughters, omo ammunition go flow. I remember his daughters toaster abandoning his SL 600 benz at his gate overnight, old soja showed face with his pistol, guy man ran leaving his expensive benz. This was way back in the 90s. Lol.

Naija way, story and big big grammer must de there. Pay people their money when due and Bleep off with your big grammer meant to cover up irregularities.

Lol, they have made out Russia to be their enemy over the years. Russia that is their European neighbor needed for mutual prosperity. Well hope they will learn the hard way they have been fighting the wrong enemy as the real one has been their supposed friend all this while.
Europe has destroyed its economy all to satisfy the US, Nordstream was blown up by the US to forced Europe to buy expensive American gas. The major market for German cars was Russia as the biggest car market in Europe, now voxwagen is shutting down plants sacking over 30k workers.
Funny thing is that if the US decides to use military force to seize Greenland, Paris, Germany or London, no resistance can take place as 80% of the arms were sold to them by the US, expecially aircrafts. All the US has to do is flip a switch and all the F35 fighter jets will go to sleep mode, or their radars will refuse to provide a lock on US aircrafts. Lol

MIKOLOWISKA:
if naira is 10 k do you think they will sell the palm oil at 1,700 price?

That is the whole point I am making.
The company will gain, but you the holder of the bond will loose as it may be worth toilet paper in 7 years. Don't forget the bond if domicile in naira will have a fixed interest rate for 7 years.
The company now gets your money at today's rate and pays you in 7 years at the same rate.
The opposite would be if naira greatly appreciates to eg N100 to $1 in 7 years maturity time. Na that one be cash out. But knowing naija, what goes up no de come down.

Wickedfacts:
Their products are export-based and they earn in USD.

Will the bond be issued in dollars or tied to it to mitigate the effects of inflation?
Eg you buy N10m worth when the exchange rate is 1700. At the maturity of he bond in 7 years naira is then 10,000 to $1. The company has made use of your money when valuable and then at maturity pays you peanuts or money without value, infact the gateman at the clearing house pays you for your bond from his pocket saying you should not disturb him by making him open the gate lol

Minister that probably just made a speach written by an aide.
Anyway, a wise man from Ota said you plant 100 heaps of yam and then claim to have planted 200, when you harvest, you harvest 100 heaps of yam and 100 heaps lies.

danvon:
There is nothing stopping them from including the legal cost in their prosecution

Even they spend all that money, most Nigerians (especially defaulters) are terrified of prison, a defaulter might not care about his reputation but he would care about eating watery beans with a bunch a sexually starved deviants. That would probably a better scaring the next set of defaulters into behaving.

They have done their worst in this case

I don't think it is a criminal matter so there may be nothing like prison or eating beans and so that is not a deterent.
Talking of your suggestion to include legal cost in their prosecution, so you default on eg 25k loan, not just you but 1000 people, you expect the loan company to pay lawyers 500k for each case, then add the cost of 500k to the amount claimed, ie loan amount with interest + damages+ 500k then take eg 5years in court, the loan company wins, the defendant appeals, another 3 years, then it goes to supreme Court for another 5 years, all ontop 25k loan for 1000 people. Lol.
Meanwhile everyday court sits, the company will pay lawyers appearance fees of eg 30k.
By the time you spend 10-15 years in court if the case goes fast, that money will be worth 10 kobo due to inflation, the defandant will pay your from his wallet. Lol
Truth of the matter is that naija is a high stakes, high risk market for loan business, to recover your money you have to use unconventional means. The average Nigerian will not pay you without a fight. Abi you never lend persin money before?

kingphilip:
As someone said above, if they were legit, they would have gone through legal means to retrieve their money but because they're not, they can only use blackmail to do so.

People should as much as possible live within their means to avoid such embarrassment because the people they want to impress with their extravagant lifestyle don't care but will even mock them when the loansharks post their pictures all over the place.

Hang on, what legal means do you mean?
Do you suggest a loan app company should pay lawyers to sue a person that borrowed 30k, 40k, even 500k? How much will you pay lawyers and how many years will it be in court, what of inflation? Even if the company is able to get justice in court, is it enforceable? How many of those people have assets to recover, what of the cost of getting bailiffs along with police to enforce the judgement?
The truth of the matter is that Nigerians are too smart they become stupid. It is just like danfo drivers blocking road, following one way thereby causing traffic, same traffic he will still come back to meet, which will then reduce the amount of trips he can do daily.
Nigerians will take money, feel they are smart and then default, on the long run it makes borrowing more risky for the companies, where there is more risk, borrowing will be more expensive ie higher interest rates. Remember when paylater etc started, the interest was very little, the loan period was for as long as 9 months, after Nigerians dealt with them it all became shorter and more expensive.

Blitzking:
Borrowing is expensive...90k to pay 129k..200k to pay 315k...60k to pay 95k all in 6 months naso loan app be..

Best thing is not to borrow. If you choose to, that means you agree to their terms. There should not be an excuse not to pay.

idanone:
What can I do to get Igbo Chieftency award in igbo land. I need one abeg.

You get money?
It seems a lot of it is needed.

APOPTOSIS:
😭
This must have been putrid and offensive enough for her not to hold such back.

Have you heard of "buttass" or "buttducy"?
Prison guard reveals the smell in female prison.

Watch this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18tdhcLIZEY?si=D0flrTnpgQjfhSm8

xpressionx:
And the people that caused hunger will be rewarded

This are the real people that should be facing trial, those that caused the hunger that brought about the mass crowd and subsequent stampede.

This wife neva Jamb correct Bini girl.

Syfax:
Control your anger before it lands you in jail

It is not just anger but rather stupidity.
Just yesterday morning a new driver was being tested with a bus, a pedestrian Jay walking said the bus drove too close to him used his hand to smash the side mirror. The driver stopped, the pedestrian attacked both the driver and his supervisor, then went to the other mirror and broke it. Of course the young man was grabbed and taken to the police station. One "shishi" him no get for pocket. They asked for his relatives, he claimed to have non. You know their way, they think when they say so, the next day you will get tired and leave them, for where? That will not happen in this case. The guy was detained, spent the night in cell. Thismorning I spoke with the supervisor, he said if he gets to the station, the guys relatives have not showed up to sort things out, he will ensure the young man is charged to court. Let him go and be forming hard man in kirikiri. The crazy youth must be thought a lesson if not tomorrow he can break bottle and stab someone feeling there wount be consequence.

doncartel:
Speed Darlington dey vex unto how Burna Boy give that guy 30k dolls.

He believes that he should also chop something as him don even stay cell on top the matter.

Them de see that kind money chop? Even if you win, them go apeal am all the way to supreme Court. By that time at the rate of inflation 300m (which in the first place cannot be granted) will be worth nothing. Person for don old before him see one naira.

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zero8zero:
Tell that would -soon-die-rag tag that his terrorist relatives will be shot dead in the head in the custody of the Nigerian Army.

What then do you think will be his response?

loffyloffy:
30m dollars where exactly?..is it on the beach he doesn't own? As it is a fact that his building was not destroyed.

30 m dollars on that beach? Is he trying to con his investors?

Did you watch the interview? If you did, watch it again.

Even if he is an Obidient, Obi is not currently president. We have a president on seat, a president for all Nigerians.