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Crime › Re: FCT CP Narrates How Man Died In Hotel With Married Woman,Staff Dump Body On Road by nedekid: 6:50am On Sep 28

Nackzy:
I thank it fear, a lot of people don't know to manage situations like such

Bros in current day naija if you can get away with it it is better than for you to report to police.

Investment › Re: Fixed Deposit Vs Mutual Funds: Which Pays Returns With ₦100k Investment? by nedekid: 10:51pm On Sep 27

Sensiblerealist:
Omo ehnn, in this life just have money first. The minimum for 1 year deposit na 1.7 billion or so. And that interest was just to pay some contractors working on his personal reside. E.g payment for elevator, personal transformer, imported Italian, Turkish and Arabian lightings and fittings. Part payment for rooftop swimming pool lights etc
1b will give you 200m less 10% wh tax.

Investment › Re: Fixed Deposit Vs Mutual Funds: Which Pays Returns With ₦100k Investment? by nedekid: 10:49pm On Sep 27

Juliearth:
Fixed Deposit is only better for people who lack financial discipline.

Nope, you have your regular funds but your savings you put in fx deposit. Eg you have 1b, it gives you 160-200m yearly doing nothing. No county in the world pays such returns, infact my guys abroad bring their money to fx here in naija. In Uk, US I doubt you can get 3%.
Naija de pay 10-20%.

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Investment › Re: Fixed Deposit Vs Mutual Funds: Which Pays Returns With ₦100k Investment? by nedekid: 10:44pm On Sep 27*

Politics › Re: Cosmas Maduka: Ex-Plateau Governor Wanted A ₦40m Car To Be Invoiced For ₦80M by nedekid: 9:50pm On Sep 27

KosiGee:
Maduka might be an honest man and ethical in his behaviours and dealings but he need to guard his utterances.

Such an allegation might be investigated and he’d have to prove that such interaction with the said governor took place.

Very very easily to prove.
You think a man at that level does not know the implications of what comes out of his mouth? Did you watch the interview, the cars were eventually bought from him only not directly. Since he did not play ball, an intermediary was used ie someone got the contract at Eg 80m then paid him his official price then took the cars to supply to gov at the price they wanted.
In that case all investigators need to do is check the cars bought at that period from this man and where they eventually ended and at what price.

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Autos › Re: Bulletproof Your Car today. Nigeria has Changed. Your Security Must Change Too by nedekid: 9:40pm On Sep 27

FX:
This is a Rolls-Royce inside banana island in Ikoyi Lagos. The people that live here are the smartest people in Nigeria. You're blind where they are. If I tell you the client's name, you will just shut up. So you think we will just come and install shatter proof film in his Rolls-Royce and he will pay millions of Naira. It costs roughly 13.5m for a B6 level protection now. Have you done business with a billionaire in dollars before in your life? Bro use your brain small and stop trolling me

Oga you are a STAFF, a boy boy who probably gets a little commission after your oga fools them into tinting their glass with anti shatter proof flim. As per the fluid you put in the tyre we were the ones that first brought that stuff into Nigeria in the late 80s early 90s. Go and find out who introduced ULTRA SEAL back then. You were most likely in the spirit world, not yet sperm in balls.

Autos › Re: Bulletproof Your Car today. Nigeria has Changed. Your Security Must Change Too by nedekid: 7:54pm On Sep 27

FX:
You think you're wiser than the High Networth Individuals that owns those high end cars. Your wisdom is just a fraction of theirs. Yet they installed some level of protection on their expensive cars. Then who are you to be talking nonsense. You're not part of my target audience cos I'm very sure you don't own a high end vehicle let alone an ordinary car. Why should I preach to you? I've no reason

Oga shift, if I am high end or not is not the issue here, the issue is that what you are selling to people as bullet proof glass is shatter proof film. If anyone is gullible enough to pay you, to feed yourself and puppies, good luck to you.

Crime › Re: Bridegroom Excretes 72 Wraps Of Cocaine At Enugu Airport by nedekid: 7:48pm On Sep 27

Crazy people destroying image of legitimate citizens.

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Autos › Re: Bulletproof Your Car today. Nigeria has Changed. Your Security Must Change Too by nedekid: 6:48pm On Sep 27

FX:
Uninformed people quoting me. We consistently do live testing after installation. I've so many live testing videos we have done for clients at the various police stations. Also there are levels to bullet proof protection. We've B1 to B7 protection levels. Depending on which you subscribed for.
In Nigeria you will mostly hear only 3:

B4 - For handguns and pump-action - Light, cheap, good for city driving.
B5 - For regular AK-47 (mild steel core) - Middle ground.
B6 - For all AKs, M16, G3 - Heavy, needs Land Cruiser / Hilux / Prado / LX570 / Escalade.

B7 is not allowed for normal civilians in many countries and makes a car extremely heavy (over 1 ton of armor), so it drives like a tank.

If you pay and subscribe to B4 protection service, why will you be expecting B6 protection benefits? Please use your brain!

Oga don't preach to me with long episodes, that thing you installed is not bullet resistance neither is it armored, plain and simple. Shatter resistance film is what you are installing.
As per the fluid pumped into the tyre to seal holes, Oga a man first brought that franchise into naija in the late 80s early 90, the problem was that people that installed brought lots of complaints of tyre blow outs on high speed, Tyre deformations, poor rude handling and difficulty balancing the wheels.

Crime › Re: FCT CP Narrates How Man Died In Hotel With Married Woman,Staff Dump Body On Road by nedekid: 4:12pm On Sep 27

Stephen0mozzy:
Under Nigeria circumstance, if they were caught while dumping the body, they could have been mobbed (jungle justice) by people who saw them.

While that is a valid argument, the point is that it is between the devil and the deep sea in naija. You report to police you are in big problem, the tempting alternative is what they did to get rid of the wahala.
Now the question you should ask is why the police has such bad reputation people try to avoid them by all means? If this happened in Togo, Benin, Ghana, UK the hotel staff would have called police to get the wahala off their hands, why didnt they do the same here rather decided to dump the body?

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Crime › Re: FCT CP Narrates How Man Died In Hotel With Married Woman,Staff Dump Body On Road by nedekid: 4:02pm On Sep 27*

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Crime › Re: FCT CP Narrates How Man Died In Hotel With Married Woman,Staff Dump Body On Road by nedekid: 3:37pm On Sep 27

Nackzy:
The Staff is very very fullish.. just imagine putting yourself inside something that didn't concern you

You think they are foolish? Why do you think the did what they did, have you given that consideration? Wount it have been easier for them to just call the police to come and carry the corpse away, atleast that is what people in uk, US, Ghana, Benin, Togo etc will do. So what do you think they did not?

Crime › Re: FCT CP Narrates How Man Died In Hotel With Married Woman,Staff Dump Body On Road by nedekid: 3:34pm On Sep 27

anytexy:
Why did she made away with his phone? She knows more about his death. They should drill her.

You conspiracy theorist have stated again, someone cannot die as a Nigerian without you lot bringing all kind of angles. If you wanted to make sense, instead of asking for drilling why not ask for autopsy?

Crime › Re: FCT CP Narrates How Man Died In Hotel With Married Woman,Staff Dump Body On Road by nedekid: 3:31pm On Sep 27

Stephen0mozzy:
She saved HIS name as "Safiyat" 😅

Meanwhile Good Samaritan Hotel go dump body for road instead of helping (report to police).

Many irony full the case.

Unders the Nigerian circumstances, it may be the best thing to do that they did.

Autos › Re: Bulletproof Your Car today. Nigeria has Changed. Your Security Must Change Too by nedekid: 3:25pm On Sep 27

obiekunie01:
Oga I noticed you put sticker for car glasses and you call it bullet proof and u charge 2.5m

oga bullet proofing is not by gumming sticker for glass oo!

What happens to the other parts of the car that bullet can easily penetrate??

ANYWAYS SHOW US A VIDEO OF YOU TESTING THIS YOUR "BULLET PROOF" WITH LIVE AMUNITION!

To bullet proof a car costs nothing less than N70m and you are here fooling people with stickers on windows and calling it bullet proof!

Don't mind the jokers, that is how they will make people loose their lives thinking their vehicles are bullet resistant.

Health › Re: Advice Needed For Treatment Of Stubborn Scalp Condition. by nedekid: 3:11pm On Sep 27

According to gemini

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Crime › Re: Residents Wake Up In Shock As Thieves Steal 11 Generators Overnight In Lagos by nedekid: 4:22pm On Sep 26

Jennyclay:
Why do I feel one of them in that compound has a hand in this

You know Nigerian men can’t be trusted

The conspiracy theorist has arrived.

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Politics › Re: Petrol Costs Over ₦3,000/Litre In UK, Nigerians Are Enjoying — Okpebholo by nedekid: 9:32am On Sep 25

FSBoperator:
I am not the reason for your frustrated existence.

You still de talk? Take a break cos that guy mean you, seems he does not suffer a fool. Lol

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Politics › Re: Petrol Costs Over ₦3,000/Litre In UK, Nigerians Are Enjoying — Okpebholo by nedekid: 9:31am On Sep 25

olola4:
Shifting goal post, u are so dumb, is that what we are talking about...get a life and stop supporting those who made u useless.

Lol

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Politics › Re: Petrol Costs Over ₦3,000/Litre In UK, Nigerians Are Enjoying — Okpebholo by nedekid: 9:30am On Sep 25

FSBoperator:
You can't survive on minimum wage in the UK without govt subsidies.

Politics › Re: Petrol Costs Over ₦3,000/Litre In UK, Nigerians Are Enjoying — Okpebholo by nedekid: 9:24am On Sep 25

magoo10:
Okpebholo must first acknowledge the standard of living between the two countries before we assess him as a thinking man.

You want olodo to have sense? Has it not been established that the man is a dullard aka Mr F9?
His statement clearly shows he is not a clear thinking man, in some climes he will be considered a candidate for special school.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Let's Fix Africa First: My Position On Africa And The UN Security Council by nedekid: 8:29am On Sep 25

Did not read, but certainly do not give 2 about your position.

Fashion › Re: Is This Fashion Or Madness. by nedekid: 7:39am On Sep 25

It's is beautiful, don't you like the view, the crack of arse. It is a therapeutic view, just observe and enjoy and stop forming holier than thou.

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Politics › Re: Umahi Orders Decoration Of First Niger Bridge With Tinubu’s Pictures by nedekid: 7:35pm On Sep 24

What kind of rascality is this for goodness sake? Are these charlatans lords over Nigerians? A minister who should be accountable to Nigerians now acting as a overlord.
Anyway one day we will know our rights and put this people in their place.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Mi-8 Military Helicopter Enters NATO Airspace In Poland (Photos) by nedekid: 5:39pm On Sep 24

kaywon:
Na Russia dey find trouble now oo. Later now, haters will be blaming the US

What concerns us with Russia and Poland 5000 miles or so from the US boarders?
Besides do you even know where kaliningrad Russia is located?
Look at the below map.

Politics › Re: The Day EFCC Called Me - Peter Obi by nedekid: 10:59am On Sep 24

yarimo:
But did you tell them you are into fake drugs trading?

YARI, 70 year old man, someone that has passed the proverbial 40 years, still continues till 70, no be juju be dat? 😂

Crime › Re: “I Withdrew ₦1.4m From My Mother’s Account To Bet While She Battled A Stroke” — by nedekid: 8:02am On Sep 24

Another sabinus, Manchester united has cut his ticket, man u.. Ticket they cannot cut does not exist, lol.

So it is betfuse that caused him to withdraw the money to spend on their platform?

Politics › Re: UNGA: Tinubu Will Sit Beside Trump In New York (cartoon By Business Day) by nedekid: 7:55am On Sep 24

Ezeama400:
Him and Trump are now Paddies

That’s Tinubu greatest wish.. If he finds his way to Bribe Trump the way he bribes everyone he won’t have a second thought..

Don't be surprised if Reno and the rest of the dagbo, kurukere gang use this picture for campaign. 😂

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Politics › Re: FG To Engage 4000 Influencers To Showcase Tinubu's Projects - Umahi by nedekid: 6:32pm On Sep 23

If you have to pay 4000 influencers to market your achievements, it means even you yourself knows you have failed.

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Politics › Re: Petrol Cheaper In Nigeria Than US, Many African Countries — Minister, Heineken by nedekid: 5:37pm On Sep 23

Nigeria’s minimum wage (₦70,000/month) buys approximately 52.5 liters of fuel.
The calculations below utilize current statutory minimum monthly wages and average pump fuel prices across neighboring African countries and major African oil producers:
1. Nigeria vs. 10 Neighboring / West African Countries
| Country | Monthly Minimum Wage (Local) | Fuel Price / Liter (Local) | Approx. Liters Purchased |

| Nigeria | ₦70,000 | ₦1,331.50 | ~52.5 L |
| Benin | CFA 52,000 | CFA 680 | ~76.5 L
| Niger | CFA 42,000 | CFA 499 | ~84.2 L |
| Cameroon | CFA 43,969 | CFA 840 | ~52.3 L |
| Chad | CFA 60,000 | CFA 730 | ~82.2 L |
| Ghana | GHS 544.50 | GHS 14.80 | ~36.8 L |
| Togo | CFA 52,500 | CFA 700 | ~75.0 L |
| Ivory Coast | CFA 75,000 | CFA 875 | ~85.7 L |
| Burkina Faso | CFA 34,664 | CFA 850 | ~40.8 L |
| Mali | CFA 40,000 | CFA 866 | ~46.2 L |
| Senegal | CFA 64,223 | CFA 990 | ~64.9 L |
2. Nigeria vs. Top 5 Major African Oil Producers
| Country | Monthly Minimum Wage (Local) | Fuel Price / Liter (Local) | Approx. Liters Purchased |

| Nigeria | ₦70,000 | ₦1,331.50 | ~52.5 L |
| Algeria | DZD 24,000 | DZD 45.0 | ~533.3 L |
| Angola | AOA 70,000 | AOA 300 | ~233.3 L |
| Libya | LYD 1,000 | LYD 0.15 | ~6,666.7 L |
| Gabon | CFA 150,000 | CFA 595 | ~252.1 L |
Note: Figures depend on statutory base minimum wage rates and local pump price averages. North African oil producers like Libya and Algeria heavily subsidize local fuel costs, yielding significantly higher purchasing capacity per minimum wage earnings.

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