₦airaland Forum

Tbillz:
End time inter switch!!!

Must you talk

Naso many of them dey talk till the right man pass them.
Your heart desire is what God grant.
Leave her, once she clock 35 her eyes go open.

Fornication:
Colourful don get another meaning

Is it not colourful ehnnnnn?
Can't you see different colours of cloths
You again
Av mark your face teytey

Olachase:
My own mom too look beautiful

Oba iro

Stevengerd:
help me ask am ooooo.....
Meanwhile its Stevengerd on the keypad.

I know diaris
I need not 2 mention any town
But people from such town knws am right.

Antina:
You should have cautioned her when you see her towing the wrong path, it would have saved you from asking people's opinion. Save the rod and.....

Back to the topic!!

I beg of you, don't abort for her, she may be giving birth to a future president, who knows. And since the guy promised full responsibility of your sister, please let her be.

I know she would be happy someday she gave birth earlier!!.

Why do people always believe a bastards will turn to be a future president? Is high time will stop this crazy way of reasoning or thinking.
Many of such child always turn to be a thief, kidnapper, smuggler, assassin, trouble maker, street father, or political thug.
Why?
Because after giving birth to such child the family will neglect the mother, the idiot that impregnate her will not be responsible all because the pregnancy happen by mistake not that he truly love her, and such child will lack family love, proper home training and even right education background.

Though am not supporting abortion but Nigerians never show love for any young teens/ladies in such situation. Instead they keep mocking them.
In other developed countries they are more cared for, thanks.

dollytino4real:
right from origin even bible said it, david the son of jesse

Oh!!!
It seems you not getting the question

NnamdiN:
if your dad is from lagos and mum from edo, why do you say you come lagos and not edo?

Not everywia bro, in some parts of the country and few parts in Africa, children claims their mother's town not father.
And in some countries is wia you born you claim not your father nor your mother's town.

dollytino4real:
the day he gave ur family chelsea from ur head,ur poo to ur unborn kids are his own. unless u wannabe babymama

You mean is a custom here

emmanuelrabb:
what about a surrogate mother, who owns the child





question for op

Surrogacy is a method or agreement whereby a woman agrees to carry a pregnancy for another person or persons, who will become the newborn child's parent(s) after birth.

Is different from my question ok, tnx.

mrdickhead:
Do ladies know how sperm come about

Similar applies to the men, do we?

Why do men always claimed to be the owner of a any child?
Can a sperm form without an eggs? No
Can a egg fertilise without a sperm? No
While we all know that a child cannot be born or a pregnancy be form without the help of both sex mating together.
But in must cases we see men claiming to be the co-owner of any child as if the woman has no part. Especially when the husband and the wife are having issues. At times you see some men sending their wife packing and withheld the children from the wife.
Some might even denied their wife from seeing the children after divorce.
This questions keeping bothering me;
Is it a command from God?
Is it a custom?
Is it only applicable here in Africa?
A genuine answer is needed, thanks

lalasticlala,
Seun,
Mynd44
Front page pls

emeijeh:
I don't believe some of these

Must you believe?
Shiiiiiior
History have it either you like it or not.
Na people like you know believe say Jesus died and rose again.
Blaaaack brain

Two months bet9ja ticket have being keeping,
Just last match for me to hit #28m and hooks up (wedding) with my love Ronke this coming November, Real-Madrid spoiled the ticket.
Now I just need to let Ronke go and marry anoda man cos I don't think am ready again.

SweetWJ:
Scientist abi
Have they tested it themselves and lived longer than 200 yrs If yes, then the research is correct.
Small time we go hear say make pipo start to eat pooo and never die. I laugh in Swahili.

You just try it and feed us back

RETIREDMUMU:
note that these act are carry out by broke guy

a rich guy won't care about spending

he will even earned her friend respect

Ode
In dis Buhari period

A new research by scientists state that whether you like it or not, smelling your partner’s farts will amazingly make you live longer.

A research team at the University of Exeter have discovered it is good for you to inhale your partner’s stinky farts as the gases in them can combat diseases.

So if you catch your partner eyeing you up weirdly tonight in bed, just sitting there waiting, you know why.

The study, published in the journal Medicinal Chemistry Communications, analysed the impact of the gas hydrogen sulfide which humans produce in small amounts.

Although it was found to be noxious in large doses, researchers discovered that cellular exposure to small amounts of the gas can prevent mitochondrial damage which has many health implications.

One of the researchers, Dr. Mark Wood, said:

Although hydrogen sulfide is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero.
Surprisingly the gas in farts can actually reduce the risk of several life threatening illnesses including cancer, stroke and heart attacks.

According to researchers, it has also been proven to prevent arthritis and dementia in old age.
Creating a new compound know as AP39, the team at the University believe this can hold the key to future therapies as it ensures that the body retains and produces the right amount of hydrogen sulfide.
Researchers claim that this compound can be delivered to targeted cells in the body and placed inside. Professor Matt Whiteman, from the university’s medical school, added:

When cells become stressed by disease, they draw in enzymes to generate minute quantities of hydrogen sulfide.

This keeps the mitochondria ticking over and allows cells to live. If this doesn’t happen, the cells die and lose the ability to regulate survival and control inflammation.

We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria.

Our results indicate that if stressed cells are treated with AP39, mitochondria are protected and cells stay alive.
According to the scientists the research has shown that if AP39 is administered, in models of cardiovascular disease 80 percent of the heart’s mitochondria cells survive under highly destructive conditions.

Early results also that show that AP39 can help to lower high blood pressure and also dramatically improve the chances of survival after a heart attack by slowing the heartbeat making it more efficient.

The team are now working towards testing the compound in humans. This research is interesting but of course in its early stages with no real conclusions being made.

However, next time your partner has a go at your for farting, just tell them you are doing it out of the kindness of your heart.

Problems about some educated people;
1. Many will not finish driving school before jumping on the road with dia car
2. Always ashamed of using L (learner) when still learning driving.
3. Driving at a high speed when they know thay are still learning

All because they wanna show/form to dia neighbour, colleagues or family member

dainformant:
There was commotion after a goat gave birth to two creatures, which look so much like human being. It was gathered that the residents were thrown into shock after the goat allegedly gave birth to the baby goat in ‘human form’...

Residents were alleging that the owner of the goat may have had sex with the goat.

The shocking incident was said to have happened recently in Potiskum Local Government Area in Yobe State.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/shock-goat-gives-birth-human-children-yobe-state-photos.html

What makes dem think it may be the owner?
Nigerians and our way of thinking.
When will all know that animals has free movement than human

2chainzz:
She's looking good but I don't know why I like peter than Paul.

Bad belle
Dis are people dat do cause confusion btw brothers.
What makes you like peter?
Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraout joooor

Evidence1000:
This is one of the reasons why kids are not meant to be in higher institutions. Most of them lack the mental toughness to cope. How old did you even say she is? 16? She is still too small.

16 is too small?
Bros you must be a joker.
because you wrote JAMB 10 times which makes you enter institution at the age of 27 dos not mean it shud be for others.
Rubbiiiish!!!

Papiikush:
I hope you die of cancer.

She later died of breast cancer. Rip.

The same breast you have sucked for many years?
You self need a check-up I swear

diasporaman:
What a replica! This must surely be a must watch movie. I miss Papa Idahosa

Wia you born when the man was still alive?
Indomie generation forming

What are the major causes of lady having pot belly? And How can it be reduce.
Your advice is needed

7. KADUNA STATE
8. KOGI
9. ENUGU
10. ABUJA

This thread just dey make me laugh
You're broke right?
But you have DICK hmmmm.
That sorted it out.
Give her what you have and I see her smiling after the day.

Still wetin for the time some guys go wake up. Get money first before seeking for girlfriend you no go hear.

OrestesDante:
Don't expose your brother to his enemies.

Leave the iiiiiiiiidiot
I pray Buhari-pox does not fall on him

Another secret to success and longevity.
Even the bible and the Quran says give to the poor.
Young lady you're bless.

samisj4real:
Why u too they lie like these?

Ode
U think you're to small 2 make am
Money making is all about wisdom, knowledge and understanding.
Get sense bro

You get attracted with what you have?
I just imagine me Nedfed getting attracted to dick, never.
Well I blame you not, postino 2 cud have done the job if your parent are wish them.

iamJ:
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#No Filter Attitude

Is good to marry a wife like mother
That's always be my prayer
Keep mocking him while urs remain complicated.
Iiiiiiiiidiot

Who say money no good sama he/she a slap.
Poverty no good at all, I hawk palm oil, pure water and sobo, groundnut, and kerosene in the past. But now, I own a G-wagon, a duplex@lagos.
No be brag but na God.