₦airaland Forum

TrapHedges:
hahahahahahaha lmao.. baba better migrate oo..based in the boobss matters

Very soon bro!
Even the teenagers carry 5.
Those Agbaya brothers av sucked dem dry

TrapHedges:
2 FAM... but I keep meeting girls with 5 sad stuff

5?
Bros be grateful
Na 3 full my neighbourhood
Falling breast

rafhell:
I have sucked and handled all.

The look when you knw sum1 is lyin

Gidex4u:
5,6, &7

But 9 for fxxxing purpose

Baba ooo
I prophecies to your life today, make 9 fall on you today.

Kenzico:
Can I just handle 4 all through the night?

Hmmmmm

Cunninlinguist:
Number 8 be like mosquito bites

8 wey you dey take joke na E many gals carried/have outdia oooo
All dey use is padded bra to make it look bigger. Don't be deceive.

Me like 9 (matter): anything that has mass and occupies space.

darnley16:
5 just 5

You ehnnn
because it stand right?
But such boobs dey hard for hand

dukeprince50:
u have a serious problem, the economy is bad cos we all think school is the key, the richest man didn't go to school but he is able to employ thousands of person and directly or indirectly positively affecting his country economy, if 10000nigerians employ 100 persons each, job opportunity will rise to 1000000, and 1million+ citizens will be employed, did you see how entrepreneurial activity can epp ur economy? that is not my reason though, I just wanna leave a life I always dream about but it can help you indirectly, if u understand, good, if you don't, please I'm begging u with the name of whatever u believe, please leave my mention

To you now you're educating me right
I shook head for you little boy
Wish you know who i'm

My little advice is try grown up
Life experience you gat not

dukeprince50:
you may want to check you spellings.
back to the topic, I know where I'm heading but I may be trying to move faster than my shadows, but its for the best, if I start a little too late, I'll be able to get what I wanted very late, but if I have something at hand, I'll be able to have the zeal of going back to school. I don't want to come out and start looking for where to start

Your future your palava
How dos dat change the situation of the country? Abeggggggi

Cool night mendemende
To the men/guys: Which type do you love?
To the women/ladies: Which type you carry?

IamAirforce1
Neva sure say E well ooooo.
Pls is TB Joshua back to the country?
Just a touch will make him ok

Op at the begining of ur write up, I tot you're a serious and ambitious type.
But at the middle, I discover you're a confuse type.
At the end, I see clearly that you don't even no wia you heading to at all. What a pity.

Waited time reading dis

When sum1 stop thinking with his/her anus but brain, then you're gud to go.

Gud point by Op.
But Op come make I burst your head
Bishop Oyedepo was still poor at the age of 30, but now is one of the richest in Nigeria with a net worth of over USD $150 million.

If many has not make upto those points given by Op , that does not make them irresponsible or unserious type, Nigeria situation caused it. Many graduates out there without job.

Yet many still stay off crimes e.g Yahoo Yahoo, ritualist, Arm robbers etc

Op if things work good for you before 30, be grateful/thankful to God but never see others has being lazy.

Guys keeping hustling, it pays cause I know one day we shall all make it.

NedFed

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, why would a guy ask a girl if anyone called her?

My Boyfriend called me and asked me if I received a call from anyone.[/color]

Oh!
Your bf or husband?
If na boyfriend, aunty do sharp sharp ooo time dey go

eni070:
She's too dirty and lazy anytime I try to correct her of her wrong. She either quarrel with me. I never know she was over pampered by her late dad. Few days ago I visited her in her mom house. And everywhere was as dirty as mad house. Now she's pregnant for me. I try my best to make her change but all don't work well. Please I need your help. Tunde from ilorin

Mr Tunde, did your gal/babe grown up from one of this area in ilorin.
Ipata
Ojo Oba
Kakatu
Opomalu
Oloje
Akerebiata
Sabo-line
Taiwo Isale
Niger?

If yes toooooor
Na you cross be dat

why not, and even one of my nairaland crush IamKashyBaby
Cos she dey watch are bum bum well well with hypo and harpic

You can take all weeds
But stay out of Ogbomoso weed
Very dangerous
Can forget wat happen in 2014 when I took the weed.

Burgerlomo:
Please I need you peeps opinions here because as for me I can never marry, or will never marry or date anybody who's older than me. Lailai

Hey!!!
Since you madeup ur mind so what concern you with others?
Cos your way oooooo no be my way oooooo

Who is Mayorkun?
And what has he/she don to beta 9ja?

This is why I never support free education at primary and secondary level.
See has dis one killed/murdered English.
Can't even understand shioooooooor.

All the best@Op
And what you see that makes you to love her will never depreciate.
My only advice to you is this, keep away your affairs from all social network. Cause that's the only way to you your relationship/marriage can last long.

I love it when a man is proud of his babe.

Mayweather need to be much care cos we are now in Augustweather. Much of cold

Ever since a lady came 2 my house with dis, I gave up on dem.
Cloths dey cover many things.

simtosul:
She sent in a mail to us concerning her problem…
Read below:-
My husband loves to cum in my mouth and it’s
becoming very annoying , when ever his about to
cum, he just withdraws straight into my mouth ,and
if I don’t open he will keep malice with me for
months and will not touch me.
So I decided to make peace reign so I started
allowing him cum in my mouth but I don’t swallow
it, I will just carry it and pour it out in the bath or
on the sheets. So he noticed it and got even more
angry that I must be swallowing it, I refused and he
brought his normal method of malice, so I accepted
because am afraid of breaking my home.
So when ever he cum in my mouth he uses his
hand to cover my nose to help me swallow it by
force , and after that I will cry my eyes out cause I
feel like throwing up.
And I am tired of this, he makes me hate sex. We
don’t have any kids yet because he always make
me swallow all of his cum in my mouth instead of
private part.
Am getting fed up. I feel maltreated and cheated.
So I want to ask, is this part of domestic violence?
How can I fight it? Am tired. Nigerians please
advice me.

Aye oniro Koni da

Any lady dat try such with me will surely get RED CARD.
To hell with her pvssy, when will av trillions of pvssy walking freely around the globe.

clinton2626:
This is exactly what he said you guys should stop
misquoting him
What you're saying now happened live in the 5th
service:
This was what he said...
"If ur a man btw the ages of 20-35, ur a bachelor
but above 35, you are a "manchelor", don't keep
saying you don't want to marry because you are not
bold enough or you want to save till you get to 50
before you marry that it is the height of
'irresponsibility'. Always take a bold step and you
see God Favour you"
Now, that was what he said, but you keep
misinterpreting his words every single time. That
isn't right.
Why didn't you post the inspirational quotes said by
him that same Sunday?
"If you don't want to end up a liability, you must
accept responsibility to make God's ability a realty
to produce possibilities in your life- David
Ibiyeomie"
I was in church that day o and this is exactly how
he said it dunno why they keep misquoting him
Too bad

If trully that's the case, then Op need to be flog seriously

onila:
like most men

because they are always working

See you ooo
Who dos it better if not flat head

Donjazzy12:
This is exactly why Nollywood storylines are not intriguing. It is kept simple, so that simpletons like you can understand.

Lesbianism keeps most women uninterested in marriage, because they are unable to develop emotional attachment to men.

Person no fit joke wit u?
Nice one

Donjazzy12:
The main reason why men are still single at 35 is not unemployment but lesbianism!

Men are Lesbians or what?
Shift make I faint too