₦airaland Forum

jakD:
Though your gesture is good sir but how many have you done for those within your country

To slap you dey hungry me
Do u know how many people dis man have help.
Wish you know how many families he feeds through employment, charity, and scholarship.
Mr man watch your tongue

If Nedfed is not among then you missing HEEAVEN.
See her face like Africachina

maxiuc:
I was looking one fat ass one day in garki market here in abuja through my side mirror didn't know how I jam a wheelbarrow pusher

Car wey I borrow I was praying if anything should spoil let it be the wheelbarrow is better to injure the wheelbarrow boy than to face the onwer of the car that was my thoughts but thank God nothing really damaged


Attention while drive is the best advice

Assuming something negative happen what will you tell baba God?
Say na big Ass u dey look?
Chaiiii, God trully luv you ooo, if not you for dey hell dey dance Azonto.

To hell with dos people dat says pvssy has juice.
Which kind juice?
Whenever I remember RONKE my ex, I dey Alwayz regretting meeting her. She's one of the gal I ever jam with a strong odour.
Very pretty but her pvssy smells like mixing dry fish with locust beans.

Wedding/Marriage
Word Nairaland niggaz don't wanna hear. It makes dem feel bad.
Must nigga reaction now

badoi:
The pics is ugly joor

Ugly or beautiful, all I know is that the man is BLESSED.
Bros wat is ur own contribution to dis world ever since you were born?

Nice pix
But come ooooo.
You sure u both are not of the same parents?

Even if you be, waiting be my own.
All the best

jaksmillioniar:
I feel insulted. der is a girl herr dat I say is the most beautiful girl in the nairaland I neva wish to put her name. I care for her and I try to be close why dat most girls here u cant joke with dem all I can say is dis life u dont know were I might need u and u need mr. a girl I senior pasd 5 years

What is he saying, can someone help out?

veekid:
Who send him to copy the GOAT jubilation? Messi did it better with no card

Who is Messi??
When Ronaldo has breaking all records.
IstandWithRonaldo Oya click like

Diaris Ability in Disability
Wish World best player (Ronaldo) can see dis and bless the woman.
People like her need to be encourage.
Nice one

Sermwell:
Imagine the millions of naira CBN wasted in this misadventure!
Market women will swear for your ancestors if you approach them with this trash



Pls I need just 300 likes for this comment! . Oya click like and pass

Make I click Like
Like na bitcoin?

Op don buy job
Not all animals you kill.
I think I saw the family wia the animal belong on dia way to lagos.
Op i'll advice you to go see a pastor or Alfa now now, cause wat you buy/kill is musu iya agba(Old woman cat)

what ASUU strike will cause eeehn.
All dis 2go boys will just full here with rubbish thread.

what you gonna do

Here we come

NwaAmaikpe:


One shameless man will still marry this junk and flaunt her.

This is a NO for me.
I have a huge phobia for big brezz.

Mechonu!!!
So na people like Di'ja you won dey follow?
Bros you must be gay

adexdon:
u too like adultery film

Who no like?

That your friend na idiot, how will he be telling you everything about his wife.
Am much sure he's not a responsible husband.

Septic
Home of poo

The video or I don't believe

I guess she's Di'ja sister
Pancake family

Goodlyhrt:
I think am finally free from the shackles of a lieing, braindead, immature, olosho, confused, beech.


Lesson learnt:


1) neva ever ever give your hrt to a very easy catch just do and go


2) neva venture into dating when you are broke and vulnerable

Congrats bro
Hope to see you@ bachelorshood at 40

If you call dat hips, what will you call dis abeg?
HIPSES I guess.
Okobo everywhere

makydebbie:
Honestly, I feel the same way too.

God no go forgive u all oooo.
So you 2 won carry all this gud things go.
Haba!!!

Neva try such
Things will still work 4 gud

BETlordnowpsych:
4. It's unfortunate that mainly threads on celebrities exposing sensitive parts of their bodies make their way to frontpage. Nothing wey my virgin eye never see for there. Is it cleavage/boo.bs baring, half unclad twerking, behind grinding etc. In the voice of african china: if you be leader, lead us well, if you be moderator, moderate am well, if your name be lala, lala (lala can start anybody's name o, make u nor ban me) us well nor dey take bribe (from fake blogs)

Of all your points na only dis make sense to me.
Wish I can see the guy called lala, he deserve dis for that

Staying off from pre-marital sex??
The exact look when you know Op is lying.

Anoda lovely pre-wedding pix spotted.


Not all dos yansh grabbing pre-wedding pix, when after the wedding this what the man will see to his surprise.