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Paradigmpastor:
So is mine Bro... Becos I'm d redeemed of the Lord and as a Covenant child, wat affects others is not permitted to affect me. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Congratulation

LordOfNaira:
Because you worship it, that is why! You will worship his garments if you saw it today. That is what is wrong with many of your black Christians. You just want to worship something.

For your information, Jesus is just a name. The Christ is what ought to distinguish him.

I'll
Even if I see his shoe, i'll worship it.
Never know your problem.
Much beta than you that worship human or idols

Haaaaaa Op remind me of 90's
Na pap and eba/garri be our regular foods in dos days has a results of poverty level in the country dat time.
Na only on sunday will dey eat rice(jollof) with fish.
But now, God don beta our life.
We live like Dangote


Nedfed

Alajiki:
I have observed that no Nigerian bears the name Jesus. Is it a taboo?

Cause will respect the name.
"Jesus" the name that supersede/above all names.
Imaging Evans papa bears Jesus as surname.
Imaging how Nigeria press/journalist will captured it.
Evans Jesus (God forbid).
Jesus is Lord.
Happy sunday to you all.

Nedfed

How will you feel if Star Lager beer or Golden circle pick Tope Alabi and Yinka Steve Crown has dia brand Ambassador?

They are 2 spread the good news(words of God) not a products

Nedfed

purem:
And The scriptures has recorded numerous scenes were Jesus Christ has done a similar miracles like feeding a thousands of people with little bread and fish.

So na stone Jesus turn to bread in feeding thousands of people?
Op it shows you don't use to go 2 church either do you read your bible well.
For this, Sargent pepper give him some koboko(cane)

goldedprince:
are you sure its not more than 90%?

Tooor says you

Op no well at all.
So na 25 above gud right.
If I see any lady above 27 and not yet marry, many things do run tru my mind.
I'll just be imaging how many dicks cud av passed tru her puna.
Cos many wud a fúck round, abort man times.
Cos many of dem wud av change guys like say dey changing shoes.
Moreover, gals btw 18-24 are stll the best.
Cause everyting will still still intact.

I need not to read your story, but to chase unwanted friend/family/babe away from your house, use dis method and thank me later.
Find an empty bottle, design a logo of danger and attached it to the bottle. Put salt inside the bottle to make it look like a chemical and place it beside his/her food.
My brother he/she will left/run without picking is belongings.

Nedfed

peternatan:
You find it difficult to win a girls heart, here is the solution

https://peternatan..com.ng/2017/05/7-things-you-must-do-to-impress-and.html

Op ur head need to be kick
You want to show us keys and you still hiding it, sure you're ok?
Well to me, I think money is the only way so far is 9ja babe.
Cos wit MONEY dey can even date MONKEY.

yarimo:
13 BUHARI til 2023 beware

Oh!!!
But na London people go vote him right

falconey:
some to exhibit insanity_.e.g mrcork

Mrcork you mean?
C'mmon

Troops are you ready!!!
Very soon Op will step out.
Neva you miss target cause all liars are to be kill

internationalman:
Don't forget to snap them post wedding pictures and post it here when they eventually break up.

Today, i'll make sure sense fall on you.

EWA(beans)
You av to be grateful & thankful dat she's exposed.
Your case is similar to dat of a friend here.
If you marry such gal in future she will not sit down in one place but keep fúcking round the neighbourhood.
She has being deceiving you all dis Y, just dat you didn't notice.
Dat the guy wanna rape is a lie, dey both are into sumtime whch you dnt knw.
Many guys out dia are still going tru similar tins.
May God Almighty save us from all dis ladies of nowadays.
Bro make sure you share the testimony@ur church tomorrow if you're a xtian.

What is dis one saying again.
Padlock!!!
Haaaaaa Op need to be flog

rasojie:
make Una no mind me abeg
I just dey feel me self today

Op u never no you're not getting younger any more, why you dressing like wizkid and olamide.
Na your shoe spoiled the whole show.
This what you suppose wear for dat kind dress.
It will make you look corporate and responsible

How many pple has it got talking?
Op I think you need dis eeeehn

How will I know@Op
Unless I feel it with my Dickson.

We all have reasons why we do check in to nairaland on daily bases.
Here are the lists of people you likely find on this forum:
1. Some just to view
2. Some to comment
3. Some to like
4. Some to share
5. Some to check names
6. Some to check profile
7. Some to yab/abuse/cause trouble
8. Some to create topics
9. Some to promote their business or advertise their products
10. Some to meet people
11. Some to advice
12. Some just to entertained people via funny pictures or videos.

Identify by number Where you belong.

But all the same, Nairaland is fun and lively.
Big ups to seun & co.

Free to add yours

See big front but flat yarnsh/bum just like dia mama

@Op na so una dey cause prblm btw artists.
By the way who tell say 2face resemble artist on dreadlocks??
Tu baba look like Eyimba player
Respect 2 you 2face.

lilmax:
your neck is beautiful

Free the innocent gal jooor

Bobbysmart6:
it so surprising ...when my friend found out his dad his having an affair with his ex gf mother...so he as me for advice...
plz NL what should he do...does it seems right...please we need ur advice.

I wonder why people always narrate dia story and claimed to be dia frnd prblm.
Keep lying cause I know no be everybody go make heaven.

accurateloye:
Pls I'm a guy of about 28 and my girlfriend is 26 about leading to marriage, it happened that my mum called that her spiritual pastor said we can be together my greatest surprise was that I haven't introduce her to my mum before, now I want a mature advice from married men and women that go against proclaimed prophecy and they are still happily married.

I need someone to interpret dis to me

It happened that my mum called that her spiritual pastor said we can be together my greatest surprise was that I haven't introduce her to my mum before

Prestige001:
I love her so much shes a virgin but shes been pestering me to deflower her after she came 2 times and spent 3 days each not that i dont have other girls i make love to but i just dont want to do it with her.I have a feeling if i make love to her i wont love her anymore. I have tried to explain that to her several times but she still think i dont love her thats why am not making love to her. Please nlanders what else can i do to help her undstand cos shes threatening the relationship. But i love her so much.

If your mind no do am, i'll advice you zip up.
But say na virgin bros forget dat.
Na so many gals dey claim.
Even nairaland slay gals will tell you dat.

Shioooooooooooor
Wish you gals knws wat it cures.
Many of you will turn it to ur daily cream.
Sperm cures, pimples, rashes, and skin cancer.
Wonder why some guys just wasting it, something dey can use to make cool cash.

I always walk with it.
All because of an emergencies.

By dia name you shall no dem.
Not surprise head warmer generation.

Ehiscotch:
LOL. I have always loved Neymar but bad belle no gree me.

He earns £3547 per hour.
£59.11per minute
£0.99 per second.
roughly N450 per second.

By the time I would have written this post he'd have earned up to 10k.

And some parents will flog us for playing soccer.

Bro you right
Am also a gud player back dem but pop man stop me saying I must go to school.
Now am a graduate running after 30k N-power job.
Who knows if he had allow me, maybe by now me and Ronaldo could av being competing at Madrid.
If not for blood I wud av sued him for damages.

@Op
Why is she looking like one of those chibok girl.