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The exact arena I snapped when I visited Canada too yesta9it in my dream

akthedream:
Igbo Jews and ritual

Hate speech

Never wish to be like anyone
But pray to God to show you the way to your destination.

Dillusionist:
Mrcork weh deh live for ondo state...hehe

Mrcork right now from Akure

His own view. Everyone with his/her own perception about marriage.
By the way is marriage a competition?
The main reason why men still remain single@35 is unemployment.

Av saved the date.
Am gonna show up for real.
Not because of anything, but because of the yarnsh

Dangote of then

@her youth, the breast is already flat.
What if she clock 50yrs not to talk of 70.
Ladies of nowadays, tooooooor.

Ladies and lies are like dis.
Many are saying chest, arms, legs etc.
Keep lying
Diaris no other place a lady can touch in a man dat pass princk/duri/cork/penis/bajinatu.
Many gals av jam in my life luv playing with my dick. Dey hold it tight like mic, why dey suck it like lolly pop.

This is the main reason why I always walk around with my vaseline. Many think is because of harmattan.

If I give Op dis now many we say I wicked.

U look gud
Just dat my babe fine pass u

Congrats to tha lady.
A lady that find a gud man, we surely have a gud family.

Dlordsamurai:
ITS a lie, the odds on finding husband on social media is very low, according to bet9ja, its 1.12odd. "IF a lady portrays herself online as a bitchhh and she uploads pics that reveals sensitive parts of her body online , then 99% of guys that dm her will want to fork her pvssy. "But when a lady behaves well and post descent photoes online and she contributes intelligenty to topics, then 99% of guys that dms her will want to know her better and go into a relationship with her that might lead to marriage. "it all depends on online personality.

Gbam bro
A bottle of beer for u

lyric remix by Nedfed;


(Chorus)
Oya wo!
Won ba e wi n’ibi wo!
Ma lo se bi ogoro wo!
Awon omo tikabodi wo!
Ma lo lalakibo wo!
Oya jo bi mummy wo!
Oya jo bi daddy wo!
Oya jo bi olowo wo!
Ma lo jo bi olosi wo!
Buhari ti de wo!
Fayose fe ma suku wo!
Nnamdi fe sa pamo wo!
Wike wa lo binu wo!
Oya jo bi Arewa wo!
Oya jo bi Yoruba wo!
Oya jo bi APC wo!
Ma lo jo bi IPOB wo!

Not in the case of whistle blower ooooo.
If I catch any of my friend with unclean money i'll blow ooo

I tot Olamide has lost it mandate.
But it seems is getting it back again
Wo! Is anoda street jamz
Nice one from Olamide Baddo oshaaaa

Checkout the lyric remix by Nedfed;

Oya wo!
Won ba e wi n’ibi wo!
Ma lo se bi ogoro wo!
Awon omo tikabodi wo!
Ma lo lalakibo wo!
Oya jo bi mummy wo!
Oya jo bi daddy wo!
Oya jo bi olowo wo!
Ma lo jo bi olosi wo!
Buhari ti de wo!
Fayose fe ma suku wo!
Nnamdi fe sa pamo wo!
Wike wa lo binu wo!
Oya jo bi Arewa wo!
Oya jo bi Yoruba wo!
Oya jo bi APC wo!
Ma lo jo bi IPOB wo!

Tnk God you say gf not house wife.
Drop her and switch to your size.
If mtn no favour/pay me, I use airtel then.
The choice is in your hands

I tot Olamide has lost it mandate.
But it seems is getting it back again
Wo! Is anoda street jamz
Nice one from Olamide Baddo oshaaaa

Checkout the lyric remix by Nedfed;

Oya wo!
Won ba e wi n’ibi wo!
Ma lo se bi ogoro wo!
Awon omo tikabodi wo!
Ma lo lalakibo wo!
Oya jo bi mummy wo!
Oya jo bi daddy wo!
Oya jo bi olowo wo!
Ma lo jo bi olosi wo!
Buhari ti de wo!
Fayose fe ma suku wo!
Nnamdi fe sa pamo wo!
Wike wa lo binu wo!
Oya jo bi Arewa wo!
Oya jo bi Yoruba wo!
Oya jo bi APC wo!
Ma lo jo bi IPOB wo!

Who's Seyi?
I only pray his obesity daughter doesn't inherit this cray fish brain from him.

Cos you get little change at your pocket you think you can mis-yarn right.

Thunderbolt knocking at your door (ko kookoo ko kooo).
Op, I wonder why you will never learn from your past experience. The same thing that chased you out from your previous environment, that's what you wanna repeat again.
Stay out of trouble so that you wudn't get red card (killed) from the husband.

Simplicity is all I can see in this pictures.
Na empty drum dey make noise.

Is a long day time out with my babe at Aso rock. A special invitation I received from an Uncle of mine, Lai Mohammed.
Buhari is a very kind type, I rilli enjoy my day.
It was when I wake up I gat to know it was a dream.

Make una help totteham hold that chicken ooo, she must not run away.

I so much love Chelsea don't just no why.
No chelsea no football.

mamagee3:
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At your age
What a pity


Happy sunday gud pple of Nairaland

girl4rmspace:
Lol why is that?

Capital of cos.
Many youth out dia are jobless.
Make baba God help dis country.

By the way who tell you she's a virgin in the first instance? Is it not what she told you, that you hold on 2. Any confirmation to that?

Op listen, dia are no more virgin in the land. Even the infants, guys have hit their pole.
Don't you read cases of rape on social media nowadays.

Forget about virginity and join me celebrate the return of Nigeria high commissioner to London.

agbonkamen:
Op you are mad o..... You think they are enjoying it? They need to dress well and look presentable with what they are hawking. Can you buy something edible from a dirty hawker and beside that pic up there is from a movie scene.

1. Op you are mad o.....
It seems you lack home training, is it everyone you see online you abuse?

2. They need to dress well and look presentable with what they are hawking.
Am talking about indecent dressing of them.

3. Beside that pic up there is from a movie scene.
Dat's just am illustration of my message to guys

This is so much common in the south/West of the country. Wia you see some pretty ladies hawking on the street. Never quote me wrong, never say hawking is a crime but the way and manner to which dey do it. Just image a well dress young lady hawking groundnut or banana, you get confused when you see that the dress she's putting on is much more expensive than the whole groundnuts she's hawking for a month. And this types of gals/ladies changes cloths day2day with a full makeup on dia face.
You'll even see some at times twisting waist on the road and when you go to some rough/ghetto area the kind of cloths some of them put on will rilli amazed you. Imaging someone hawking and exposin are body.
Many times I do ask myself, are dis people trully hawking or selling body.
The most irritating part of it is when you see some of handworking (e.g Mechanical, commercial drivers, barbers etc) guys or married man hitting dia ass or touching dia boobs all in the name of playing in public, no no noooooo this is bad.
I was at a filling station yesta9it trying to buy fuel to my car, when one of dem walk towards me and ask if i'll buy groundnuts, I said NO.
The next thing she told me to buy for her then. I look straight into her eyes and ask her
DON'T YOU HEAR ME. She hiss at me and walk away. The lady dat sold the petrol to me apologise on her behalf and said dat how she normally does. That she think i'll fall for her.
Many of dis ladies uses hawking method to do dia ashawo/runs gal business.
May God save us from slay queens that full town now

Just like one of my nigga wedding too.
The moment you get beta pple has friends.
I can see, money speaking.
Congrats to the couple, you both looks BONITO, FANTASTIC and MALTINA.

Hadone:
Fayose right now

Not only Fayose, including NNAMDI KANU.
Kanu looks right now