₦airaland Forum

mencade5:
oyedepo hope u dey see wetin ur fellow christian dey do

must u mention name?

If buhari here you
Your name Na sorry.
He DAT have ear let him hear.

The writer is a deeperlifer

crownprince102:
What was a man with doctorate degree with no thesis able to do?

He only downgraded its standard. Ask GEJ himself if he ever went on 2 week strike during his university days but you went on 6 month and you still want him to continue. Are you with your right senses?


Stupidity is when you stay idle for 6 month at home and yet the aim wasn't achieve and you shout "GEJ till 2019".

hmmmm
U still dey uni
Hahahaha

parkeration:
What is this one saying? You just proved to me that you are daft. Do you have electricity in your house. Bet you have a Gen set. Do you have water in your house provided by the govt. Bet you have a borehole or well you get water from. What is the rate of unemployment in this country. Are things meant to be like this? No. After all we pay our taxes. What are the taxes used for? There are so many countries worldwide who do not have as much resources as we have,England for eg, who depend on taxes alone. Power, water and a whole lot more have been and are bring provided for their inhabitants. And you cone here and spew rubbish. Abeg park well.

I dey park well dey enjoy my self o
Dey wait how buhari wan help u.
U wen get brain.
4 years go still waka
U still dey where u dey
I dey pack my jeep wells
Dey look you
Village man.

parkeration:
You are the illiterate. The last time I checked Buhari attended NDA and went for various military courses worldwide. Do not know why we have so many daft people in this forum who support the Clueless one that brought so much hardship to Nigerians. Did they not go through these hardships like everybody else?

its only an irresponsible man like you that blames your failure on the government.
Responsible men move on no matter the challenges
They
Make the environment conducive for them self
Grow up!

crownprince102:
Medicine after dealth......... Repentance after Judgement.....


* ASUU went on strike for 6 months
* ASUP went on strike for 11 months
* Standard of our University falls.
* Increament in School fee due to low revenue from government. E.g OAU with 300% increase in tuition fee
* Improper Staff welfare
* Substandard facilities in the university.
* Inadequate Learning and Student welfare facilities
* etc.


Now you are leaving, miraculously the fund to solve all those problem became available. No Nigerian University ranked among Top 20 in Africa and Top 1000 in the world.


OAU used to be the best university and the university with the most beautiful campus in africa but that is then. Imagine, OAU and UI were built with Cocoa revenue. Today we have Oil and Oyel, we have nothing to show for it.

Na illlitrate buhari go help u?
Wet in he know about school?

United all the way
Nice line up.

If you wanna take a ride with me
Smoking weed in the ..............
I remember ride with me.
Kia!u own don be today
Wat a pity

President dey smile
For he mind o
Smile because buhari
Nor no say he just
Free u for good.
Otuke good for your body o
Enough fresh fish tins

DAT coool

RickRichards:
Just as I expected, you're braindead.

Na ur pikin papa
Brain dead

RickRichards:
Mumu people's Man of the Year. Hero!!! What a joke. Our slain warriors would turn in their graves if they ever heard such nonsense.

reporting on behalf of the dead.....right
From ur grave

abduljabbar4:
Why is John cena associating himself with the likes of snoop dogg and wiz khalifa?that's why john cena is getting weaker day by ay. They are giving him weed.

guy you are on point

lygn19:
Which one is Niger delta group, speak for ur tribe or state o, say Edo state group....

I known say you Na esan man
Abutment dey deir blood

Low self esteem

Ur mumu ripe o

For more funny and hilarious jokes n speech
Vote GEJ
Laughter the best medicine #Dame patenice

Keneking:
Ok...the remaining people have gone to market to buy brooms

The brooms would be used to clean the city today and disinfect the stains from the carriers of PDP branded umbrellas

Even those in their SUV are carrying umbrellas...very shameful

Meanwhile, two persons have died in a clash between PDP and APC groups in Port Harcourt (NEWS FROM RHYTHM 93.7FM)

if rain fall Na umbrella dem go use take cover for market.

TS2:
See the Change Movement.

Jonathan with all the dollars he has distributed couldnt do this.

I see the movement, I smell the change.

#Babaibelieve.

#Saibaba!!!

change in that rural environment
What do dey know?
May be first time of seeing those Jeeps..
Change in deed

Old pic modified

Wet in person wan save self.

Celebrities
Can't dey marry before giving birth?
Tank God say tb Joshua cast dat spirit comot
Jim body.
I thank God say no be the Father.
Any thing fit still happen

kodded:
Stupidity is when you enter this train and still shout sai buhari

lol

sucess001:
Na today dem day just dey break abi...?


After six years...will this bring back our girls? or will this bring back the souls of the thousands killed?


So una expect us to dey jump up because una dey use military strikes prepare for elections?


Nonsense...


I sha just hope they use it well...

how I wish American n UK sell weapon since u for no dey open ur mouth dey yan opata
See progress u dey complain

ozoigbondu:
This new supply of weapons will surely decimate boko haram send it to sambisa straight.
They have enjoyed victory for too long
They might beg for mercy but show no mercy.Kill them in their numbers as they killed innocent nigerians.No retreat no surrender.
Somebody's bp dey high for london.
APC will say this news is fabricated
Children of hate and anger will disappear from this thread

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old fossil lead Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing FORWARD
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we lose faith in our military due to APC lies

Never Again!

God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Millitary
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan

u balm!

emeijeh:
Booked
Modified....


The president can do everything he can these last minutes to paint himself worthy for a second tenure.....
He has been president since 2010.....and where is the result to make us vote him again?

Power situation in the country has deteriorated
Security na zero
And the president is saying corruption is not stealing.

I weep for my nation ........but
#ihavedecided

Its GMB/PYO 2015

"If presido no pass....we no go let am repeat class ....we will flush him out!
Hit "like" for Buhari on March 28!

if Na u dey there u go go like repeat class forever.
Abi I lie?

PassingShot:
Kill them all.

PDP is Boko Haram.

PDP boko haram?
D same time kill boko haram
PDP dey use their money do better ton no be bokoharam
Their money dey Ghana must go bag wet in for match 28
Make dem share.wet in concern dem with bokoharam.

I just pity them wen they get old,
The skin layer go don finish
DAT time I go know wet in dem wan bleach.
Black is beautiful jor.

Did same old news line no dey finished?
Me I bow ooooo.