₦airaland Forum

No wonder! Asiri e ti tu.
See person wey dey claim desert

farts on response.

Come cottonwoollady, wash ya eye well o . . . this cow milk has really done damage. When did i make the statement you attribute to me?
Are you this desperate?

Are you withdrawing your proposal after rejection? too late.

She's a mangled tranny, too ugly for my tribe

At least her behind is not bigger than the map of Abeokuta. That i know for sure.

Wetin dey happen. . . .wetin Mrs Hulk-Hogan hotfunmi do again

Don't mind them, honey.

HotFunmi is from Ekiti,you no sabi? Na why she kolo like this. Most of the correct chics in Yorubaland are to be found in Osun and Ogun. Heard this from a reliable source

That's all you know, tribal politics. For your information, I am from  Osun, the heart of yorubaland. We decide who is yoruba and who is not(Yes, no Osun, no yorubaland). You are probably from Kwara, pseudo quasi yoruba. Punk!


FYI: Osun is the best tribe you can ever get from yorubaland, no witchcraft, no juju and just peace loving honest people that work hard to earn their living.

By Cadet,
He he he Needlelady is to Oyb as 4Play is to Needlelady. hmmmmmmmmmmmm! Traingle Love?

It's easier for 4play to pass through an eye of a needle than to have moi.

By 4Him
Na you I dey plan marry

This is the second proposal I'm getting besides those that send me love spam mail here. I decided to open a thread for these men to write down their proposals because 4Him is REJECTED because he's not up to.

If you want to apply, make sure you possess a 6_feeter6_packs6_figuresalary.

If you wish to propose to another queen in the house(even the Owu queen) feel free to do so.




_{OYbobo(the man after my own heart), i miss you, sha.}

each time i'm confronted with Iyaboresque women like you i have no choice but to start considering my men folk.

I'm only against Iyabo because she's a rogue but she looks gorgeous to me and is not an ugly woman . You can't even get her, na only mouth you get.

We love Funmi! We love Funmi

Not we, it's you. I know you have a serious crush on me. Soory, i got me a big yekinieed boo.

Maybe suffocating under so much fart is not helping matters.

Yeye Gigolo.

maybe some nebraska cow's milk splashed in her eyes.

Lmao, Sometimes i wonder why your name is 4HIM and you are male? Are you fruity? Elton Johns no dey Naija abeg.

How is a partially sighted woman like you allowed to drive an 18 wheeler?

I'm getting confused between you two wussies for real.

Considering that you had to drive 18 wheelers and milk cows to attend school who has had the "sorry life"?

I don hear you, rich old man.

Its Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrin hot in here!

Then take off your clothes and show your muscles if you got one.

@needlelady

honestly i agree wt d fact that u have insulted men and their prides so u shouldnt be offended when they water your own pride back wt insult,if asked i will say u went too far,and laughed d first laf,and the men laffed last.

I've not insulted them I told them the truth about their sorry life. They need to up their ante and they should be thanking me for pushing them real hard. Wussies.

All this epistle served what purpose? You know how to degrade others but can't swallow the bitter pill when its presented back to you?
Its not essentially my fault you had to drive an 18-wheeler to keep yourself in school is it?
Maybe next time you'll be more careful with your comments . . . u can't expect to eat your cake and have it back on a platter.

Go work on your dicky first before talking to me. Are you that pussy whipped? That 4play guy seriously hit a wrong nerve. He is taking priviledge for granted. Probably his dad stole and stole his state coffers to pay his school fees and his here talking to Funmi who made it on her own. I am self made and heaven knows that I even had to grow a dick to get here. In case 4play wants to hear more, i used to work in a farm in Nebraska, milking cows. Bugger!

We are still on what you voted for. I would like to know how you arrived at your choice being the best for Nigeria. You come off telling us that those who do not agree with you are EVIL and what not. I notice how you dart around the place to try to make a point but if you would just focus a bit more and explain how you arrived at the notion that this your idea of liberatian communism mix(which by the way, I do not understand how you arrived at such a mix), is what will work for Nigeria and how your argument against capitalism fits in to help your point.

What else do you want to hear? Why not ask those two retards that call themselves doyin and pre-intimacy?

Yeye truck driver.

Naija men can do anything to put you down. So, it wouldve been better for me to do ashawo in america or drop out of school because of finance so that I cannot answer a truc driver. I've never been ashamed of it, there is dignity in labour in America as long as you are not into yahoo. No wonder, you guys in UK derive joy from doing yahoo than working for a living. I am proud of myself and even if I carry shit, it's not your business. I am not your likes that daddy and mummy steal Nigerian money to sustain in abroad. I am a survivor and I broke men apart to make it. This your comment actually told me how low you think. You don't even have an idea on what I went through here to get degree. I know you belong to the upper class, the stupid upper Nigerian class that stepped on people to rise up. I was happy as a trucker and will not even relent to go back to it should I lose my professional licence today. Nonsense.

Tell me this is not true
Are u tryin to tell me that anytime your boo sees your ''cleavage''
He tends to spew his life history to you?   Awwwwww what a pity. . . .  

Please chill with a real G. . . .

Heaven knows what you've done for pussy.

No wonder u've been sounding out your frustration on this forum, you didnt say you had a desert down below. 
What happened? Over logging?

Go and get laid abeg. Stop harrassing me sexually.
_{Funmi presses the fart button on his mouse.}

Is this a new way of stoking the fires?
The more i read this the more i am determined to reach the "promised land".

Promised land? Na Sahara Desert you go see yourself soon.

Well, I am glad I am don't have the issues you have but the questions stands. It is better than what we have now HOw

What do you have now? Do you even have an economic system in Nigeria? I dream of a day when every mortal will be equal with no creme de la creme, the state will be there for everyone and there will be no need to take advantage of the poor masses.

Not all Guys. . . . . . . . . . . .Some are conceited.

Concei what? Not when they see your cleavage and am sure a womans cleavage can make you write down your account number for her. Men can be so silly when they smell pussy. Why is that? Does it smell like weed?

I'm on a personal quest . . . i must conquer this woman called needlelady

Even Idi Amin tried and failed, how much less little you that I can crush your balls with my right hand(being a left handed chic). I am invincible, baby.

And this is better than what we have now because?

Because you don't know the meaning of Oxymoron. I bet you thought it meant a slowpoke that needs oxygen.

Libertarian Communism  is actualy a form of state capitalism, where the government, not the working people, controlled all property and production.

more info:
Libertarian communists are also called anarchists. Anarchists are opposed to capitalism and the state, and they believe the working class must organize to overthrow capitalism and replace it with an egalitarian, libertarian system where each person's autonomy and individuality is fully realized and allowed to flourish, and human community and solidarity is fully realized. Three simmilar movements are known as council communism, autonomism (autonomist marxism) and the Situationist International. All of these movements advocate the self-emancepation of the working class, and are opposed to using the electorial process to gain political power, prefering revolution.

By RichyBlack,
@ayanfe,
That was strong!

Keep educating NLers! That Kobojunkie character is likely the most irritating of all the "I worship the West" crowd in here in Nairaland. She shares similar views with arch tyrants like Dick Cheney and the rest of the "We shall kill for a profit" crowd

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I am confused. Is Kobojunk a man or woman?

So Needlelady conflates communism with libertarianism? Talk of encyclopedic ignorance.

Mumu, i promulgated libertarian communism. Go and check the meaning.

Maybe the 18-wheeler has made u drowsy. You think everyman worships what is between a woman's legs?

Don't they? David, Solomon, Samson,Absalom,Clinton,Spintzer,Obasanjo,Martin Luther King, JFK, Abacha. All the great men I know was brought down by common veejay.

I'm not a go-getter but i wish i had more balls to be one.

Girl, you don't need balls. Those two things men carry in between their legs are made with amala. Your veejay can open doors for you. Men can do anything for you just to give them attention.

ceasefire. . .

i'm running home . see u tmrow. enjoy your brief respite

What kind of man are you? You have to wait till a woman ceases fire before you'll quit quarelling. Step up your game plz and work on that dangling weak Yekini abeg.