₦airaland Forum

I guess we need more definitions and explanations of what communism really is for those who seem not to understand how it may not be good for africa.

What about socialism? Libya has been practicing socialism from time immemorial and you don't look better than them especially in the looting department. I think Cuba is following suit and drifting towards forming a socialist state under the younger Castro.

Playing the blame game over and over and over for years has yet to bring them back or deal better with issues. At least you would do better to move out of America if you really feel bad about it . I don't know what good it does you to continue WHINING about what IS instead of accepting it IS and dealing with it as IS. You may claim you did not vote for but if you look back to the polls, it was almost sanctioned by the people of america. A Democracy !!

Almost sanctioned?, does the word 'almost' mean a thing to you? there you go again. I just cited an example on your faulted argument that the people make all the decisions in a democratic govt and decided to veer into the forest and how patriotic you are. You are not more patriotic than we Americans that still speak against the war. The war decision was not a unanimous one and many Americans were against it before the onset so don't blame them for a mistake made by a select few. I also hope you know that even the American president is not actually selected by the populace,it's only a decision of a select few in the electoral college.  Go and  confuse kids with your jokes abeg.

na pay as you go levels you dey operate - no be so?

OYBOBO. How you dey? This one you dey vex for me, why now? Honey, take it easy joo,life is too short. Just focus on me and you in San Pedro having sex behind the moonlight. It may come to pass, who knows.

funmi I hope you don't have patients at your store window waiting for prescriptions
better yet I hope you're off work
today na today

Lol, slow day at the hospital. Bad economy, conglomerates are shopping hours this time around. If we can't make the big bucks anymore, we can as well hang on and yab OYB until he learns to achieve a long lasting erection,

RELIGION? tufiaka! even christians are fighting against fellow christians. Shame on you all. It seems they've forgotten that Christ said that love is the commandment above every commandments. Y'all need to repent and believe the gospel.

see what i mean - hotfunmis idea of witticisms is passing wind - no highbrow humor here

You surely need to get laid. Your full tank is really giving you brain edema.

We are far from capitalism, socialism AND communism. Your point is true that government does control our parastatals - but the people see no benefit - so we cannot really class it as communism. We cannot be communist because we privatise our industries - the only difference is that OBJ and his cohorts buy up all our industries at knockdown prices. What we practice is a mixture of tribalism, nepotism, big manism and thuggism.

Lol, good one!

But @Oyb, if you consider communistic countries that we know of today, we see that it is not really a choice that was made by the people. The People in most of those countries did not come together to vote to have communism, it was FORCED upon them. Sort of like what we have had in Nigeria from dictator after dictator for so many years now. Even now that we say we can elect leaders, we practically can not object to anything they do. They claim we voted them in but the information we have says otherwise. Are you sure communism is not what we have right now that you are complaining of?? Core Values of Nigerians has absolutely nothing to do with what Nigeria has been dealt with over and over now. Nigerians can believe anything they want but at the end of the day, they have to deal with what is forced upon them by government and our recent history shows us that we may been in this for a while longer if we choose not to do anything about it and fast too.

Really? do westerners that practice democracy have a choice in what their governments do? I am not sure Americans wanted to be in Iraq last time I checked,rather, it was Halliburton that desired to be there.

i think you mean descend to the sewer. . .anyone getting it on with you is engaging in social sinking.

******farts on comment*****

Really? you cannot ascend the throne as the new nairaland's King Of farts?

dreloaded's old handle was thief of hearts. . .

i strongly recommend that in your next nairaland incarnation, you use the handle 'queen of farts'

thats the only thing you can be a queen of. . .

please come back. . .while i'm still online - lets put out your fire

You still haven't answered my question: you no dey fart? creepy ol' daddy.

yes Doc!

Fee Foo Fee Fum. . .

who's been dissing me in my sleep -

MS hot funmi - the girl who can only diss a man when he's down for the count. . .

i am wide awake now. . .let me abuse some of my employers hours. . .

lets start with quality of your shagging partners - it has been said a man doing it right never has to do it all through the night. . .what sort of lame ducks are you getting it off with?
the only other explanation for your ' 3hour rated ' orifice is that it has seen so much active service (on the streets) that its nerve endings are effectively dead; (the horrors of streetwalking) . i do hope those diapers aren't too uncomfortable.

we all keep asking you to post your pix. . .stop this childish internet game of 'i am a swimsuit model' . . .you've said it before, you were once a truck driver. that conjures up the image of a woman built like earthquake of the natural disasters /iyabo obsanajo .

PS: i know, you will fart . . .you need to go easy on the baked beans. i know things are a little hard right now, but surely there are other cheap canned goods you can buy instead. maybe sardines. . .they say fish is good for the brain. . .you need all the iq boosters you can get. . .so you'll stop coming across like a victim of a crude lobotomy

Is that all you got? I can see that you are still drooling after achieving one erection in one week. Why won't I fart? you no dey fart?
Because I drove 18 wheelers doesnt make me any less hotter cos this chic here is damn gorgeous. You can't have me even in your second life and that's for sure. I still love you tho.

The fact is that in the S-west people care less.

I do! It's time we nip every injustice from the bud in Nigeria.

which is why corrupt governors recieve heros welcomes in their villages, why 'yahooze' ( i am so ashamed to be from the same tribe as that olu prick) is a hit song. are u sure you're nigerian?

Olu maintain is a darling. Take your time.

By Oyb,
i guess what i'm trying to say is Ibime is alleging that 'a man should be rewarded according to his hardwork' is some sort of core nigerian value, which makes it impossible for us to be communists. but nigerians are rarely rewarded accoding to their efforts - [b]which is why some incompetent contractors keep being awarded contracts[/b]i know - offtopic( my rant against nigerian 'values' such as they are) i better keep mum -admin and LMAO! are watching me . .

You don't know how much I agree with you. You just don't know. 5 stars.

Obsessed with a minute guy boy?

Guys, nice talking to y'all. I gotta go to bed because my boo is waiting hard. You are free to dream of me, have your wet dreams about me but don't soil your bedsheets abeg. You guys really made my evening awesome. Special Goodnite to long Yekini 4him, Erectile Sly and the real dawg, bawomolo. As for[b] OYB[/b], he's in stage 3 sleep,  dreaming of Hotfunmilicious. Who wan dash monkey banana?

Is that why u're obsessing over the articles on erectile problems for your boos yekini?
True, a supersized snake is as good as useless . . . wait at least he can still use it to direct a stream of pee. Take heart . . . pele.

Once again, I hope your yekini came with a manual. Read it thouroughly so you can stop embarrasing yourself before chics. You'll surely tremble at the sight of Funmilayo. That i'm hot is an understatement and the fact tthat my boo is a ruffryder is also an understatement.

If a 34secs man is your own definition of ''a supersized man''
like Cassie ''you have a long way to go'' '


Weaklings

You are getting obsessed with this my boo. Are you bicurious?

Its not the biceps but the size of his dangling yekini that counts. Going by your obsession with articles on erectile dysfunction among Nigerian men, methinks he has a supersized problem.

sorry to dissapoint you, your dangling yekini can be as long as cutlass but if you don't know how to use it, it's useless. I suggest you read the manual on your yekini very well before another disssapointing outing from you.

I wonder how many of these you've bought for your boo
He seriously needs to step his game up.

Stop hating on my boo plz, he's a supersized man.

Why are you addressing those 2 guys only

There are more only that these two guys still have hope with medications unlike Bawomolo and OYB that takes a whooping one week to get one erection.

already making excuses in advance?   Post the links, we'll go look ourselves.

Oh boy, some guys are as Hot as hell.

For Uche and 4him,
we have a perfect solution to these embarrassing conditions. Even in our local communities, we have preparations commonly referred to as “Man-power”. The Hausas call it ‘Burantashi’, the Igbos call it ‘Ike agwu nwa nkpi’ and the Yorubas call it ‘Mokole’. Our forefathers used them to take care of themselves. The only difference today being that the herbs are standardized and hence, safer than before. So, you have a perfect solution in nature. Talk to your physician today.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/apr/15/504.html

*****Making sure I still remenber my youtube password*********

Keep the hope alive!

your word is bond

I just remembered that admin will not allow me do that. Damn!

Love is blind. . . . . Love is magical

It ain't got nothing to do with love, it was an honest mistake.

don't mind her, she thinks she's talking to 4yr olds.

Don't worry, next time I get down with my boo, I'll record it on youtube faceless and post it here. My boo can run 4hrs without refilling his tank, thats what am talking about.

SORRY MR 4PLAY. ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I WAS CONVERSING WITH YOU NOT KNOWING THAT I WAS CONVERSING WITH 4HIM. MA BAD. NO VEX,I'LL GET YOU A NICE GIRL. ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES.

You have mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well Iono about anybody . . . .Not even your presumptive husby OYB . . .
But as for me. . . . .You can't stand 3 hrs!. . . . Please believe that

I can't believe that as young as you are, you can't even go 3hrs. What will then be the case of over 40 yrs men like OYB and Bawomolo?

all talk and no action

You want action? Go get your viagra and burantashi first, then come and talk to me.

funmi jidekwa k'iji

translate plz.