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that's a lie and you know it. No woman can stand 3hrs straight not even you.

Sorry, Funmi can stand it. Don't mind those women that call you the man, they just want you to feel good about yourself even though your sex was yukky. How else will they continue to reap from your largesse if they don't lie to you? The difference is that I don't need your largesse, why can't I tell you the truth?. YUCK!!!!

no be only weakling, she's probably the hypersensitive type, those ones that are already moaning just by touching their elbows and neck.

Is that why you call yourself pre-intimacy? to pacify you?  Real men don't talk much, their actions do the talking and it's a pity I can't get any proof on your sexual prowess because there are no exes that can attest to your weak peewee. I suggest you stay away from sugar because that sht will weken it the more. Try herbs and see whether you can hold erection for at least 5 mins. How many times have you come in your pants?

And come to think of it. . .
With all these mouth you are making here. . . . . .You could be a weakling Typa lady from what i can see

Speculation speculation speculation.  I can pocket Fore play in a second and turn him to a beast of burden.

Too much talk. Get down to the practicals . . . women like you will be the ones crying of tiredness after 2 secs.

Tired? A natural ruffryder like me can never get tired unless your _{pump action} can release ^bullets continously for 3 hrs. That's me baby. Ar you up to the task? of course no!

A good Read for OYB, BAWOMOLO and pre-intimacy.:

Why most Nigerian men can’t go for more than one round of sex at a time
By AZOMA CHIKWE
Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Naturopathic physician, Dr Sandra Ekwunife has said that most Nigerian men can’t go for more than one round of sex at a time because of weak erection or premature ejaculation.

However, she said if a man could maintain a rock – hard erection and could hold on for 30 minutes to one hour, even a nympho should be absolutely satisfied.



She opined that if a man could hold on for his partner to orgasm, the question of how many rounds that was involved during the intercourse may not arise.

Ekwunife said that the important point is for a man to last long enough to satisfy his partner, stressing that a one round of intensive encounter lasting between 30 and 45 minutes from pre-intimacy to orgasm will be moderately satisfying to an average couple than to have 10 rounds in 10 minutes.

Her words: “The big question, why most Nigerian men can’t go for more than one round? It still amounts to the same problem of weak erection and premature ejaculation. If a man could maintain a rock-hard erection and could hold on for 30 minutes to one hour, even a nympho should be absolutely satisfied. If a man could simply hold on for his partner to orgasm, we may not be counting how many rounds he went.

“A man may go for 10 rounds in 10 minutes while another may go for one round in one hour. So, in my personal opinion, I think the important point is for a man to last long enough to satisfy his partner. The truth is that one round of intensive encounter lasting between 30 and 45 minutes from pre-intimacy to orgasm will be moderately satisfying to an average couple. So, the issue of how many rounds does not hold water, rather we should focus our attention on how long round lasts.

“Erectile dysfunction or impotence is the inability to obtain and or sustain an erection. It is estimated that about 40 per cent of men will have chronic erectile dysfunction at some point in their lives and most men suffering from impotence are above 40. But there are still a few younger men below 40 who suffer from this problem today.”

“There are so many causes of erectile dysfunction or impotence – Habitual fatigue syndrome, stress – both physical, emotional and psychological, alcohol over-indulgence, obesity or over weight and pot belly, pile, constipation, diabetes, high blood pressure, infection – most sexually transmitted ones.

“Some cases can also be related to the medications used in treatment of some health conditions like high blood pressure, diabetes, insomnia and executive stress, etc.

“Is there a cure for erectile dysfunction? In orthodox practice, I don’t think there’s any medicine that permanently cures impotence. But in naturopathy, I will say a resounding “yes”, because I have seen the miracle that is possible only in nature. As a naturopathic physician, I wont give you ‘sex stimulant’ – I’d firstly trace the genealogy of the condition and depending on the diagnosis, I’d offer help and that most often include correcting anomalies, balancing key body energies and energizing the weak points to bring about a perfect harmony.

Within three days of treatment, your body, mind and spirit will come alive. I speak from experience. We treat with standardized herbs. It doesn’t matter how long the condition has lasted – once treatment is initiated, the result must follow.

Since impotence is the inability to obtain and or sustain an erection, weak erection could well be referred to as partial impotence. When a man can obtain an erection but is unable to sustain it long enough to penetrate and deposit semen after copulation, it could simply be referred to as weak erection.

“Premature ejaculation could be defined as ejaculation that occurs too early before both partners desire it to occur.

There are documented cases of some men ejaculating within two minutes of penetration. Usually, this leaves women both aroused and frustrated. And you must agree with me that this is a dangerous combination. Imagine arousing a woman during a lengthy pre-intimacy and just as she allows penetration and then relaxes for the show to begin, the shower comes and its all over. If this happens on a daily basis, then anything can happen believe me, it is more frustrating than weak erection.

Premature ejaculation can cause infertility. Yes. It most often does. Just as impotence and weak erection could make penetration impossible or difficult, premature ejaculation could prevent the sperm from being deposited right inside the vaginal tube. In fact, some men ejaculate before penetration, yes it could be that bad.

“Testing the sperm is one of the easiest fertility tests. A man can easily walk into a lab and request for a sperm test. It is called ‘Semen Analysis’. But when the result is out, you’d used the services of a physician to analyze it. Your doctor will look at several factors including the number of sperm that is present in the sperm (sperm count) the shape of that sperm (morphology) and how the sperm swim (motility). And there are two problematic conditions as it affects sperm count that only semen analysis can clearly point them out – oligosperms and azoospermia.

“Oligospermia is the production of too little sperm. Clinically, oligospermia is defined as less than 20 million sperm per millimeter of semen. The average being between 60 million and 120 million.

“While azoospermia is a condition in which the man produces no sperm. This is pain condition is very uncommon though. Azoospermia can be both permanent and reversible. The permanent case of azoospermia is where he man is sterile and this could be caused by many factors in the man’s life including congenital issues, testicular injuries or even genetical issues. But the reversible cases could be that, caused by infection. And if the infection is completely treated, the azoospermia may be corrected.

“The problems stated above respond very well to herbal treatment. Self-medication is really not an option when we discuss about sperm issues.

“Is there a remedy for weak erection and premature ejaculation? Oh yes, we have a perfect solution to these embarrassing conditions. Even in our local communities, we have preparations commonly referred to as “Man-power”. The Hausas call it ‘Burantashi’, the Igbos call it ‘Ike agwu nwa nkpi’ and the Yorubas call it ‘Mokole’. Our forefathers used them to take care of themselves. The only difference today being that the herbs are standardized and hence, safer than before. So, you have a perfect solution in nature. Talk to your physician today.

 http://odili.net/news/source/2008/apr/15/504.html

bia this girl
what are you looking for?
Igbos say one should say where it itches lest she be sctratched in the wrong spot
you are getting too practical

No fear. He thinks that because his nickname is pre-intimacy, he's all that. i telly you, it's only minute men that answer bogus sexual names. Keep me in my place my sweet  bootylicious behind.

needlelady is putty in the hands of an experienced chap like me. Women like her are all talk until you put them on their back where they belong.

Where do I belong? kitchen abi? you better have another think coming sweetie. Guys like you cannot even get me pregnant because you cannot pump more than 3 minutes.

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wish OYB good luck ooooooooo
Your handle shoulda been ''Hammerlady'' not needlelady.  . neddle is way too small

OYB? pipe dreamer he is. Tell him I'm a strong and independent  woman that do not take orders from men. I control the affairs of men and not men controlling my affairs. Welcome to the 21st century babe.

He sounds happy in his marriage.
at lkeast he's not trying to get a second wife like some others

What? The Oyb that supported polygamy with the last drop of his blood? The same Oyb that has beeen eyeing me since i described myself? .

Girl, you are making a mistake. You may think it's the likes of Sly and Pataki that sleeps around, but in most cases, guys like that just have big mouths and are monogamous, it's the underground operators like OYB and bawomolo that can get a woman pregnant even when they are still certified virgins.

OSANOBUA!!!!!
hotfunmi,why now?
abeg oyb is ahappily married man o

who told you he's happily married?

Hotfunmi. . . . . .Its true. . .you are a superb definition of a ''hot chick''  
 Your husband will face alot ooooooooo
In fact. . . . i no fit talk

You better close your mouth before i fart in your face again.

oyb is asleep right now
wait till he wakes up

I pray he wakes up with an erection. Roaster like him.

well you can be independent until you are over 30yr old begging for miracle husband in church.  you have been listening to way too much destiny child

You still live in the 80's. Women are no more scared of age 30; life begins for us at 40, so a 30 year old woman is still an infant and guys that knows their onions do not mind. I know you like orishirishi women sha, may God deliver you from them.

the catholic church is underground in china, churches are regularly raised. tibetian monks are regularly attacked. chinese great ones are a surpressed minority.

And those small small Nigerian churches that spring up everywhere nko? Great religion has no stronghold in the far East except Indonesia, Singapore is technically not far East.

Your husband must surely be a wrestler
Otherwise. . . . . . .uhm.

LMAO(kobojunkie style)

Aki and Pawpaw

monalisa chinda and genevieve Nnaji

Robert De Niro and Matt Damon(my baby daddy)

I taught silverbird is Ben Bruce and not Utomi pat?

Ask her oooooooo

Got Gas?
take Beano!

is this a joke, who wants to marry a man hating feminazi

I'm no feminazi, I just know my rights and can never let any man put me down. I am also an independent woman and can buy myself anything without any man. Is that what is bugging you? You can drool about me, but you can't have me baby. Sorry, water get level.

did i say nigeria has a good human rights records. i think u need to visit human rights report and amnesty international to see how things is done in china. do u realize freedom of religion is surpressed in china. why don't u go live in communist paradise

Bla bla bla, christians abound in China till this day. Go there and see for yourselves. Do you know that millions of Nigerians(especially ibo people) live and do business in China?

From the much that has been discussed so far, I am of the mind that

1) You have absolutely no clue what communism means at all. you seem to be on a rant against whatever we have now because you have somehow convinced yourself it has something to do with what america has and that is not the answer. You have not actually taken time to examine what we have in Nigeria right as we speak and understanding why it is not workig but you instead make it your place to decide because it sounds like the west to you means it is wrong.

2) China has been a communist nation now for well over 5000 years, suddenly china is able to raise itself out and communism is the reason?? You have no clue at all why china rose up now and what not. All you know is people are speaking of China and so China's way must be better cause it is not the way of the west?? I seriously urge you to do some reading of your own.

3) You barely have any clue about these things do you?? You just like to ramble at alot. I am not an economist myself but I believe basic understanding of ideas is needed for one to make some sort of point on issues. You serious lack those basics and I suggest again that you go back to do your research

Since you have no clue about communism, why strain yourself over it? why not ask questions?
Again, most of these folks that clamour for capitalism here only do so because  most of them  are  govt contractors, own private businesses that gains from an irregular financial structure in Nigeria. Guys like OYB that fills his stomach from various underground govt contracts that pays no appropriate taxes to the govt can never vote for communism. You are actually alone here because all of them have an lterior motive. Think welfare in Nigeria, think about the millions of uneducated children in the north, think of a way to help northern Nigerian beat poverty and illeteracy and that's when I'll take you seriously. Think like a statesman Kobojunkie, think  outseide the box because I know you are a selfless arm chair critic.

china has deviated from the original cultural revolution collectivist policies. i doubt u are envious of income inequality and human right abuse in china. is that a model u want to follow.

Human right abuse? which country is not guilty of that? death penalty is the number one human right abuse, the king of them all and it happens in Nigeria everyday.

you work in a market or are these the same guys everyday?

That is side effect of being gorgeous and sooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooot. You can't beat that. I bet if you see me, you'll wish you have me in your arms. Pipe Dreams are allowed!

Don't you wish your girlfriend/wife was hot like me?
Don't you?

At the end all flows to one source

Not true, some flow to the lake, others join the pacific ocean while there are those that flow to the dam and pit laterine.

What happened to the COMMUNISM for NIGERIA movementLMAO!!! Jokes aside, I think you may need to do some researching to understand what exactly you are asking for and why it is so close to what we have had for so long now that has yet to help the average Nigerian get off his/her feet.

China rose from slumber through their detterent communist laws. Nigeria can follow suit if all efforts to resuscitate it proves abortive.

there are over 50 states in the United states, and u you use one as an example.  that's like comparing lagos to the whole of nigeria.

I just wrote the one I'm sure of. California has lots of death row inmates too but are very sluggish in executing them unlike Texas and remember that states like Alaska, District of Columbia, Hawaii, Iowa, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, North Dakota, Rhode Island, Vermont, West Virginia and Wisconsin have no death penalty laws.

Of course we should keep Capital punishment. We don't have money to endlessly feed and house criminals. The only problem is that you can never trust Naija Police, neither can you trust the judges to make the right judgement. Anyway, we already have summary capital punishment by the people and for the people. If they catch thief, they just throw tire round his neck and set him on fire.

Since the system is very inefficient, why not do away with it since the effect is irreversible?

This made me laugh

Haven't you met guys like that. The moment they get hold of your number, they'll start sending you closet love texts but will never talk about it whenever they see you. Bawomolo strikes me as a suspect too.

Yes. . . . it should be OYB . . . . . .I suppose

Lol, no chance for him. water get level now?

Is anyone chasing u just yet?

Average of 5 guys per day.

By ibkaye,
I remember i was watching one television show, one oyibo woman proposed to the man, she even knelt down, the way i CRINGED for her that night, my goodness it looked and felt so wrong

Eeeeeeeeewwwwww, that's what these losers are waiting for in Nigeria. Never! Guys, Chase us around or stay miserably single forever!

@ Needlelady,

38 inmates? Thats GROSS!!
It may surprise u that 20 of those inmates might not even be guilty of their crimes.
Why not put this people behind bars and throw the keys away.
The cost of running the death penalty thingy is high. . . . .Thousands of dollars are spent on long appeal processes and its the tax payers that bear the brunt. America should do a re-think.

Yep, 38 inmates within the span of about 6 yrs.