From what was quoted in that Deuteronomy passage, I didn't see where it was stated that the tithe should be given to any body.

What I can understand from what I read is that you take your tithe to the place God has called his own (maybe church) and you enjoy your tithes there with others.

If you decide to convert your tithes to money and take it to church, you use the money to buy whatever you like including wine and strong drinks (alcohol) and enjoy yourself in the house of God.

But I don't see many so called tithe payers doing anything like this but rather they twist everything and even condemn those that will actually pay their tithes just exactly the way it was instructed.

If there is really hire fire, one thing I know for sure is that majority of people who pays tithes to a pastor or church will still go to hell fire because they don't understand anything about the bible.

Some comments I see on this forum baffles me. Some people really say things that will make one wonder if the educational system in Nigeria is actually working or stupidity is just natural.

Ariza:
Big egg roll and coke! Was coke ever sold for #5 ?

My dear, as at 1994-1996 or so coke was N1.50kobo. Maybe you didn't know that. They even write it on the bottle cover or so.

I know the topic will sound so funny to so many indomie generation kids who might not know that N5 was big money for a date some years ago.

I remember my days in secondary school, my monthly pocket money was N500 we use to keep it with our house master. Those that come from other far states because its a boarding school, some will keep like N1,000 for the month and we use to see them as big boys and girls.

I also remember that if I use N5 during break time, I will have two young girls enjoying life with me based on big eggroll and coke to go round and possibly have change to buy that guguru and groundnut they wrap in paper.

How many of you flexed life with N5 on a date?

The mum seems to be the mother of T-Boss. Look and see before you quote me.

Who is the producer? We need to work together

AwkaetitiBabe:
I have visited a prison in Ife before courtesy of criminology course though

Try kirikiri max female department

AwkaetitiBabe:
Buuhhahhahaha. How many girls dem done give firing squad or burn? Abeg the title belongs to guys. We no dey drag am with una

Because say na only man them dey show na. Go visit female prisons see how them full. Because say them no give them firing squad no mean say them be criminals too.

From your talk I fit bet my balls say you never visit prison before so na why you dey misyan. No pray to visit because when you do, you go understand better.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Cos guys na steal drm go steal from am.

Na girls (the biggest criminals) no go fit steal from am abi?

If its a female artist guys pulled like that, by now those guys will be in police cell. But because its ladies that pulled a guy, they all see it as fun.

When money means nothing to you, this is what you do with money, help the needy.

God bless the man.

Luxury Rental Benelux, a car rental company, claims a Lamborghini car belonging to a friend has been stolen.

The car rental company posted on Instagram via its username, luxuryrentalbenelux, that the car was rented in June in Zurich, Switzerland. According to Luxury Rental Benelux, the car which has been reportedly sighted in Ghana has a Nigerian number plate customised with the name, "Chosen 1".

A screenshot of the photo of the car posted on Instagram. Photo credit: Crossifixio.clericuzio Source: Instagram The company promised a cash reward of €10,000 for anyone who has tips regarding the current location of the car and how it can be found. Meanwhile, another version of the report by Zurich local media, Blick, identified the owner of the car as Deniz Torun, aged 30.

The specific model of the car is Lamborghini Huracan Spyder (610 hp) while its original number plate is ZG-27482. The newspaper reports that Torun said he rented the car to a young man with a Ghanaian passport in front of the Hilton Airport Hotel in Opfikon ZH, a municipality in Switzerland. Below is a picture of the passport shared on Instagram by Luxury Rental Benelux.



https://www.legit.ng/1265183-lamborghini-stolen-switzerland-ghana-nigerian-plate-number-photo.html?utm_source=whatsapp&utm_medium=ps

helinues:
Old age is really affecting Sir Bode

So how about Coca Cola, Guinness, Budweiser spending millions if not billions of dollars on adverts world wide?

Politics is totally different from Business . There are so many potentials and opportunities in advertising with international media

30 seconds advert on CNN should be from $5,000-$8,000 depends on the Prime Time..

Na wa for you. Those companies you mentioned are not local brands but multinational and owned by foreigners. He is speaking about Nigerian owned brands don't you get the drill.

Na wa o. See comments above.

SLAP44:
I have a question. How are herdsmen taxed?

You can't find the answer here. Please write to Aso Rock or FIRS. The answer you seek is right there.

A 90yr old man who is married to an 18yr old girl went to see a doctor,
OLD MAN: My 18 yr old wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?

Doctor: Ok let me tell u a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of a gun and went to the jungle to hunt. He sees a Lion and he lifts the umbrella and BANG! The Lion drops dead.

OLD MAN: But thats impossible, someone else must have shot the Lion.

Doctor: There goes the answer to your question.

Nice

HOW TO KEEP THE LADY YOU ARE DATING:

Do you love your girl and you don't want another man to snatch her from you? Then do the following things:

1. Give her plenty of attention. If you give her attention, she will not seek for attention elsewhere. Chat with her online via social media or else another man will.

2. Give her listening ears whenever she is speaking to you. Avoid pressing your phone or reading a newspaper when your girl is talking to you.

3. Do not promise her and fail. Do not promise her what you cannot do. It is better for you to say you don't have than to promise and fail.

4. Do not be stingy. Avoid telling her that you don't have, you don't have all the time.

5. Be caring. To be caring does not only mean you should be giving her money. There are many ways of showing care; e.g show concern whenever she is sad or in problems; be by her side when she is in problems, do not abandon her in her days of sorrow.

6. Tell her daily that she is beautiful.
7. Tell her daily that you love her.
8. Play with her and joke with her daily.

9. Don't be too hard and don't be too soft. Scold her a little, and pet her a little. Do not over pet or over scold.

10. Love her siblings, and respect her parents.

11. Appreciate her when she helps you to do something.

12. Allow her to advise you, seek her suggestions and respect her opinions.

13. Respect her.
14. Do not take her for granted.
15. Do not cheat on her.
16. Play with her hair

17. kiss her on her forehead, cheek and neck. It will pass a good message to her.

18. Let her sit on your lap sometimes.

Do You Agree or Disagree?

That's Lagos for you.
How many of you have passed that Ikeja under bridge were those boys use to sell pink lips hahahahahaha? If you see those pick lips they are selling that makes them look like gay, I wonder how they make money with that and the kind of customers they have.

1. Just�� because I say "feel at home" you now warm soup�, make eba and chop two meat��. Are you okay����
2. In private school� you pay, in private hospital� you pay, but you want to eat private�� part for free�. May private thunder� locate you...��������������
3 . I still don't understand�� what *Talent* means�... Because the uglier you are, the more sweet� your voice is.. Don't argue with me�.... Just go to church⛪ and see..☺��������
4. Nigeria�� is not save, i was kidnapped and killed�� but I managed to escape������������...
5. Who else noticed�� that No bank sent Happy Independence Day to their customers?������
Nigeria��
This is my country where a slay queen�� will celebrate birthday three or four times in a year���
This is my country where guys�� greet fellow guys with insults and girls�� greet by hugging each other
This is my country where education� is the key but after graduation the girls�� become make up artists or bakers and guys go carry Keke or do Yahoo���
This is my country where our politicians remember the poor�� masses once in 4 years⌚⌚
This is my country where once a guy�� carries laptop and police see� you, you be Yahoo boy��
This is my country where if want to get followers�� on social media you must do a give away��
This is my country where a jobless girl�� will be complaining that most guys�� are broke abeg make you no insult me�
This is my country where we have professional beggars on the streets and online...��
May God help�� us for this country��....
6. So one☝� day I will stand at the alter� and then a lot of people will be watching� me putting a ring� on someone's finger��? Me that don't have sense�, I will laugh�� and run away������������.
7. Just because�� I gave goat� a lift and you're calling me a thief��...won't humans help�� animals again..���������
8. Research➿ has shown that: every delicious� AKARA is sold near a gutter�..the bigger the Gutter...the nicer the AKARA..☺�������
9. So since�� all these years⌚, nobody, not even my close friends� actually told me that�� the past tense of bread� is Sliced bread��.
You people are wicked jare..☺������
10. If your wife�� can't cook no problem cook� for yourself you are in a marriage not in a restaurant �✋
If your husband�� doesn't give you money� no problem you are in a marriage not a bank…work and earn yours…
(50-50)..�����☺��
11. Last night�� i had a serious fight�� with my wife�� just because i was drunk�, and she made me promised her never to get my self drunk� again which I did. Today I went to my friends birthday� party my colleague at my working place, we all ate�, drink and had fun�. And now am so drunk�, I manage to know my way back home�. When I entered my house I was sitting�� on my sofa in my sitting room when my wife�� was coming down from the step, and I don't won't her�� to know that am drunk� so that we won't have another fight��, I started operating my laptop�, when she came closer�� to me she said "honey who are you trying to fool? I can see� that you are really drunk�!" I quickly replied "look here woman I don't want your trouble this time⌚ around, because i won't tolerate� any nonsense from you. Well as u can see�, I'm only trying to do some office work on my system�." She said to me "I see, but why are you typing on your briefcase�??...☺������
12. My neighbor�� called me to come and help her kill a rat� in her house . I kept my condom�� in my pocket because no one knows the type of rat��...���������
13. Buhari is flying✈️ , Osinbajo is coordinating, saraki is wondering , Dino is joking� , kanu is threatening�� , Bello is enjoying� , Buildings are collapsing , prices are Rising ☹️, people‍ are suffering , APC� is disappointing , PDP☂️ is complaining� , Teacher are crying� , politicians are lying , Girls are slaying� , Boys are Betting� , JAMB is misbehaving️�, Graduates are browsing️� , Policemen are collecting
, EFCC are seizing , DSS‍ is arresting️ , ASUU️ is striking�️️ , Eagles� are playing and #Opeyemi is rhyming���� and you are reading very soon you'll start commenting️ , ISN'T NIGERIA�� INTERESTING??��������⚖️
14. A man�� with AK 47 ran into a church⛪ and pointed the gun� at the congregation�‍�‍�‍��‍�‍�‍� saying️, "Who is a child of GOD here?! Let me send him to heaven? The congregation remained silent��.
He then released one shot� into the roof, the congregation shouted�️, "It's the Pastor�! He always says that he is a child of GOD!"
Pastor� replied, "What kind of conspiracy is this?� Every one here knows�️ that I am the son of Ekua Safoa Donkor�. How am I related to GOD?�����������
15. My girlfriend�� ended our relationship� today
just because of used condom�� a rat brought� into my room..�������
#FACT����..... Poverty is manufactured in bed. You can't be sleeping� like you're competing with the dead� and expect to be rich� in the land of living��...
Get up and work ����
God help those who help them self....������

My friend, let me advice you wisely. A girl that is using suicide to threaten you at this early stage of your relationship will eventually kill you or commit that suicide on the long run if you date her for years and later do not marry her. If you know you are not going to marry that girl, better breakup now and forget whether she wants to commit suicide or not. After all no be you kill am but trust me bro, she no go kill herself because she is just trying to scare you.

Do what's best for you bro and what will make you happy even if someone wants to kill themselves against your own happiness.

A President is a President. Number 1 position any day any time. Who wouldn't want a presidential handshake.

Men that love to share prick

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I remember when I was in ss1....one day d most wicked teacher (mr. John)of my life walked into our class with one fine gal.......he stood in front of d class and said *Good morning class, this is Jessica....and she is your new classmate so make her feel welcome*...THE NEw girl went to an empty seat and sat down ......I sat at d back of d class looking at d girl....Kai d girl fine ehhhn.. . dimples.....fair skin....cute lips..... captivating eyes.....ritely shaped nose.... Oh I couldn't wait to hear her voice ..... Did only thing was dat d gal doesn't talk in class.....she was d most kwa-yet girl I have ever seen ......in fact dis girl was so adorable dat I bought her things during break time....she will not talk....she will just show her gratitude by smiling....and collecting d things I bought... One day....dis girl was wrongly accused of breaking chair in our class ....she was just crying and crying she didn't speak a word..... When d principal wanted to flog her....I told him dat I will collect d cane for her...... . which I did..... Den towards d end of d term when were writing exams....one particular day .....d day we were to rite physics exam....I did not read because I wanted to do expo with my phone��I went to school dat day with my phone while others were revising.....me I just siddon jeje day look Dem...because I carry phone.....when d exam questions arrived.....I collected a copy and an answer sheet....I decided to start with D essay part of d questions.....I brought out my phone to browse .....d answer.....den I discovered I DON'T HAVE DATA�� I dailed *500# to boro is data (since I was using Airtel) den Airtel sent me message DEAR CUSTOMER DUE TO YOUR BORO-BORO WEY TOO MUCH...U HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM USING THIS SERVICE��� I felt like screaming....I looked around ....every body was writing....� I tried to tap Albert (d most intelligent boy in our class) so dat he will tell me answer but ....Albert stood up and told d invigilator dat I was disturbing him........d invigilator changed my seat and put me rite next to Jessica ....mehn! I was happy...I told Jessica to open her work and she gladly did....and I began to download everything she wrote.... into my paper.....at some point I saw a strange drawing and I made reference to d question paper.....d question was *draw an electronic device* Jessica drew an infinix follow-come charger....I followed her and Drew d charger but dis time I named it Tecno.. .so dat anybody dat is marking will not suspect dat I copied from Jessica.....I copied and copied....even her obj answers....I copied .....I was copying up to a point dat I saw something she wrote but I did not D handwriting....so I asked her to explain ..and for d first time I heard her voice.....d words dat came out of her mouth was *CANT U HEAR THE HANDWRITING?*�� At first I thought I was just a slip of d tongue..... until I read everything she had been writing.....den I discovered dis girl no sabi English ohhhhh ..... �
She was spelling things wrongly
Circuit....she spelled it SEH-CUTE
even her name she spelled it JESICKKAR....I had no other source of expo so ...I just continued copying.....den e reach one place I did not understand d formula she used....and I told her to give me her four figure table so I will check for d formula ...she told me dat I will not understand d four figure table because it is Yoruba Edition ..... Immediately....I heard dat....I stood up.... everybody was looking at me thinking I have finished writing d exam...I jejely walked to the front of d class and surrendered my self unto d invigilator....and I confessed dat I did expo.....Before d next term started.... I changed school.......��

Wow, I felt like crying

TOO LATE TO APOLOGISE
"Where are you coming from by this time of the night?"
He thundered.
"Honey you won't believe what happened today. Oh God I'm so tired right now."
She replied as she yawned.
"I asked where you are coming from and you are vomiting rubbish. Does that answer my question? Are you trying to pretend you don't know there's no food in this house?"
He said fuming.
"Honey I'm sorry but you should hear me out first. I...."
Before she could complete that sentence, a thunderous slap kissed her left cheek and she passed out on the sofa.
"Get my dinner ready, after that you will tell me why you switched off your phone."
He said as he walked towards the bedroom.
When he noticed there was no response from his wife, he was infuriated.
He rushed towards her to unleash the rest of the demon in him but on getting close to her, he discovered she has passed out.
He was shocked.
Cold sweat appeared on his forehead and raced down his temple.
Fear gripped him.
He began to panic.
He dashed into the bedroom, picked his car key and darted out of the house to open his car.
He rushed back into the house almost immediately, lifted his wife and headed to his car.
As he made to start the ignition, the car key fell off his hand.
He was visibly shaking.
Picking up the car key proved to be a difficult task to him as he couldn't get hold of it.
He succeeded but had to use both hands to start the car ignition. His shaky hands turned against him.
His heart was racing.
He couldn't hold the steering firmly but he managed to drive his way to the hospital.
Getting to the hospital, he alerted the nurses. His wife was rushed into the emergency ward.
He became restless.
After about five minutes, his doctor appeared to him.
"Good evening Mr Collins."
"Good evening doctor, how's my wife?"
He said with great panic.
"Your wife was here few hours ago. She brought your mum to the hospital before going home and if she had been ten minutes late, your mum would have died.
She wanted to alert you but her phone battery went flat. I would have called you but she said she will notify you when she get home. What really happened?"
The doctor asked.
"Doctor, is my wife okay?"
He asked with teary eyes.
"Your mum is in the other ward Mr Collins."
The doctor replied.
He couldn't hide his impatience as he gripped the doctor's shirt.
"What about my wife doctor? Is she okay?"
The doctor managed to pull his hands off his shirt before letting the cat out of the bag.
"I'm sorry Mr Collins, your wife couldn't make it. She's dead.
He was shocked.
Cold shivers ran down his spine.
He began to shake.
Hot tears welled up his eyes and as he made an attempt to speak, they raced down his cheeks.
Liquid fluids leaked out of his nostrils and wetted his lips. His shirt became drenched with sweat.
He wanted to man up but he couldn't.
He groaned in pain and let out a mad shout.
"Noooooo!!!"
But then, it was too late to correct his mistake.
He should have heard her first as requested by her.
He should have controlled his anger.
He shouldn't have laid his hand on her.
He should have been patient with her.
He shouldn't have....
He should have....
But he didn't.
It was too late to apologize.
Don't make such a mistake.
SAY NO TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!!!

I am your best friend or boyfriend and we are hanging out. Mistakenly someone stepped on me and out of reflex I give the person two very hot slaps only to realize it was your mum.

What will you do to me

N85millon naira show!!! Now that's the kinda business am talking about. Super dope

Abeg everyone should leave Buhari and budget. Everybody is shouting as if there is anything they can do about it. Let's hope for growth, development and more job creation than condemning every move the government makes.
Shikena

DaddyMorenike:
Nigeria to win... Stake your money!

It's fixed already.

2-0 Brazil wins if Buhari is back in naija.

2-0 Nigeria wins if Buhari has traveled out of naija.

Stake your balls.

Wish you guys the best. More super power to conquer like am eagle.

Ovoko30:



Universal basic education commission

In order words, 112billion + 48billion still goes under education.

So why are people and even PDP complaining that budget for education is too low?

I am amazed as a local street man and I am not understanding.