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YumMinaYum:
People killing themselves over talents and IQ but I'm here thinking of when my YumNa will wake up and comman make the yeye hair that got us into this yumful mess.

Minaville, let's pray the hair fits our wife, we don't want MeeMee cutting it off with scissors.

A yumful morning to everyone on this thread. Xoxoxoxo

All about our concurring night...

u nr go church??

hahahahaha.....Juventus to win the first leg

Krasid:
I hope this is not the nonsense Sevilla plans to play in the Copa final?

go nd cry...d double is sure already

mrcalcufast:
hope say water dey your side? I no wan hear say na barca cause am oooo,cos me no dey fit observe 1minute silence ooo.I don tok my own oo

officially I wanna tender my apology to yu for saying u should shurrup cause of trolls

actually u dickhead trolls 're welcome

mrcalcufast:
you sure say you well?I quote you?this is the 2nd time you have picked it up on me,I have always tried to avoid you because i sensed you are a fellow cule.please bro,don't repeat this I don't want to cause a stir-up here!

na u invite trolls sha

abeg we don lose this one

turn ur sights to UCL

mrcalcufast:
Trolls are cordially invited though!

learn to shurrup sometimes abeg p

Frank65:
Nina is dumb, Nina is dumb yen yen yen. Why didn't u guys vote back the likes of Ifu-Ennada, Angel, Ahneeka, who are obviously smarter than most of them still in that house now? If BBN is all about being smart, why didn't Bisola, Bassey or TTT win last year?
The good thing is that Nina doesn't claim to be smart. She knows that she is naive in a lot of areas, due to her lack of exposure. However, u will agree with me that she is always making efforts to learn and develop herself. She is the most improved housemate this year and I believe that she should be encouraged.

wats all this she's naive, she's smart, she's this nd that....una nr dy taya
almost every page I come across this shit

moshino:
Go and see your mother's and sister's own.

I nr ask u....ode

Moukandjo:
My brother, I just weak! All he does is to post links he doesn't understand from the internet thinking he's conversing with mor0ns like his fellow Jonathan sycophants! We know their type! There's another guy like him here called Adam, who attaches "lord" at the end of his boring comments!

LordAdam

lemme hear word jare
wetin u dy sing sef?

Kendzyma:
Funny how barka fans are so quick to discredit ronaldo's goal scoring record like it's nothing but always happy when messi meets ronaldo's scoring record and fill the internet with it..

die na.....carry ur madrid legs go ur thread

Kendzyma:
of course u can't see sense in it,when u bring up messi's stat u expect people to agree with it wholeheartedly,but when we bring up that of ronaldo,u switch off ur reasoning ability..is there any lie in all that's written up there?...u can also chose to switch off ur reasoning ability as usual.

take ur Ronaldo nd getafuck outta here

[quote author=LosVikingos post=66292952]I hear

Kendzyma:
*C. Ronaldo vs Messi in court*

Judge: Have any of you won the Golden ball?

Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.

Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Boot?

Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.

Judge: How many individual trophies have you each won?

Ronaldo: 16.
Messi: 13.

Judge: Have any of you played for another club’s first team besides your current one?

Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal first division and Manchester United in BPL.

Messi: No. Only Barcelona.

Judge: Have any of you won a title with your national team?

Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first ever European Championship.

Messi: No.

Judge: How many goals have each of you scored for your respective teams?

Ronaldo: Should I count the goals I’ve scored for Man United and Sporting?

Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.

Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421 appearances or 9 seasons.

Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances or 14 seasons.

Judge: Who has scored more hat-tricks in La Liga?

Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.

Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.

Judge: Which is the most prestigious competition in club football?

Ronaldo: Champions League.

Messi: Champions League.

Judge: Have any of you won Champions League?

Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2 different teams. Once with Man United and 3 times with Madrid.

Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with Barcelona only.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in the CL between the two of you?

Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the CL.

Messi: I’ve scored 97.

Judge: Who has more assists between the two of you in the CL?

Ronaldo: I have 38.

Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in total in the CL finals?

Ronaldo: Me.

Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Which one of you have scored more free kicks?

Ronaldo: I have.

Messi: Ronaldo has.

Judge: Most goals with weak foot?

Ronaldo: Me, I think.

Messi: (Nods in agreement).

Judge: Most goals from outside of the box?

Ronaldo: Me.. again.

Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Who has scored more headers?

Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?

Messi: ...

Judge: Who has a better penalty conversion rate?

Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82% of the penalties I’ve taken.

Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the penalties I’ve taken.

Judge: Which one of you have scored the most goals in total during your career?

Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.

Messi: I’ve scored 595.

Judge: How many football records do each of you hold in total for both club and country?

Ronaldo: 146

Messi: 110

Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the facts that have been presented to me. I can only draw one conclusion when it comes to comparing you both as football players. That conclusion is that Ronaldo is the better player in almost every category. When it comes to goal scoring and accolades for both club and country, Ronaldo comes out on top. Messi, you are without a doubt Barcelona’s best player of all time. But certainly not the world’s best ever. That is clearly Ronaldo at the moment.

Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo and haven’t played as many matches as him.

Judge: I understand that, but until you surpass his goal scoring records and win as many trophies both individually and collectively as he has, then Ronaldo will, according to the statistics, be considered as the best football player of all time. Until then, keep pushing on and you just might be able to achieve just as much as �Ronaldo�! ���

NB: This was b4 messi had 100 CPL Goals.

rubbish
rubbish
bullshit

wurabecca:
This car will fit me

A Nairalannder can buy it for......

I can if u 're willing to off pant

Kim ooo
xo hot

omo si hips

I need her for 2hrs

buh I wanna si her ass nd boobs like daniella

lovelylad:
shut up already
MESSI WORLD CUP STATS


RUSSIA WORLD CUP 2018

0 CAPS 0 ASSISTS 0 GOALS
BRAZIL WORLD CUP 2014

7 CAPS 1 ASSISTS 4 GOALS
SOUTH AFRICA WORLD CUP 2010

5 CAPS 1 ASSISTS 0 GOALS
GERMANY WORLD CUP
2006
3 CAPS 1 ASSISTS 1 GOALS
ALL TIME WORLD CUP STATS

15 CAPS 3 ASSISTS 5 GOALS

e nr try....ur mcm wen dem dash Ghana or USA wetin e do??

d pope fit talk am sha

YumMinaYum:
Neimar Darling, eyan Mr. Scatter scatter! I believe in you!!

We scatter everywhere and die here!

yeso...three of dem for d finals d rest can...........

SHAKABOOM:
Ur MAMMY shatap.

AMADIOHA strike yu dia, becos of bb yu dey tell yur daddy shatap..Mkpi

wateva.....but still shatap

SHAKABOOM:
True talk..If no be miracle advice ad counseling the hommie for still dey wallow for cece shackles..The toracle friendship come increase im small fan base.
Im suppose sacrifice one cow for miracle,if not im family member for dey always dey social media dey defend im fucck up.

shatap dere..tobi get fans b4 u hear

YumMinaYum:
Hahahàha

For Nina now, don't you know Tobi is our family Bestie. You and I are family friends na.

Please support us with 10 SMS votes, ejo edakun.

okay I will do it

YumMinaYum:
I don't think so, I call it Yumyum madness.

Howfar! You don vote?

for Nina abi Tobi? cause Tobi is not up

YumMinaYum:
I'm yet to get over the Mina moments I had yesterday, I remember and grin like a fool.

My favourite moments;

Mina doing hugs while others fought, they were in another world entirely, our world.

Yobo calling Nina to ask for her bed space while in HOH's room. Yobo Stan my pumpkin!

MeeMee carrying Nina after the match before others joined him... I Stan a man that supports his woman!

Teddy in admiration asking my yumyum how she was able to catch abi kick out his shots, asking if she was okay and my yellow banana said yes which got MeeMee saying "I'm proud of you". Please limme lemme faint again abeg!


And my Tonacle ship sailed with Yobo calling them non stop. Oh lawd! Only me, all these awesomeness...

And the King crowned it all by closing the deal last night. " Nothing changes between Nina and I after this house, except from her end, probably. I've told her we're storming IMO together!" Rochas!!! I need a Mina statue biko!

Dear Collins, make my Mina dreams come through. You're free to take aunty Julie.


Dear quoters, let me be delusional in peace. Tanchu too. ,

nawa ooo...is this obsession??

macmiral:
What an epic reply
Davido issa banger

person papa....smh

Miremoses1:
When Ronaldo was taken off in euro 2016 because of injury, he motivated his teammates from the sideline, but the Argentine midget was sitting far away from his teammates and even left them when they were 5-1 down. Another fake retirement loading....

I know u just want troll...wen u si ur supposed teammates playing rubbish u nr go weak??

gloria34:
my dear, Is it ur boring?

yeah cuz I luv ya lips sha
ur choice

okay