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anitank: Bring it on buddy....

owk..
Tell us what physical aspect of u u wish u could change and WHY

and ummm.... ANITANK
is d questioning session over?
Cos me sef wan ax my own o.

anitank: Lol! I don't do panty host or leggings with gowns swty. I think I got great legs and so I can't help flaunting dem *winks* Dat day jst wasn't one of my days

Ahaa!
I said it! See, she even knows

now i ve got smthn to dream of tonyt

anitank: Lol! I don't do panty host or leggings with gowns swty. I think I got great legs and so I can't help flaunting dem *winks* Dat day jst wasn't one of my days

Ahaa!
I said it! See, she even knows

i ve got smthn to dream of tonyt

anitank: Lmao! Dat wld be d day I wore a very short gown to schl, den d wind decided to deal wit me. It so breezy I had to hold dwn my dress wit both hands. D entire faculty was lookin at me laughin. I felt so ashamed I had to beg someone to go call a cab guy for me. Mheeeeen, it was a hell of a day for me.my frnds tuks pics of me sef....leme shw u

*busy lwookin at d legs*
do u wear ur hair short anitank?

U've got gweat legs.. No wonder u wanted to show them off

moshoodn: MX IS JAMMED. . . EASYBLAZE WISE BRO. . . I MISS YOU GUYS LOTTA LOTTA

welcome back moshood.
Tz been a whyl.

[quote author=T.stone]Yes o! The earlier the better. I won't mind going by 30th.[/quote]and since everyone wants to go on d 30th....
Dat means there'll be a queue on d 30th.. And on d 2nd'll be free as most ppl'd ve signed in.... And then comes nelson...d only one standing to register

Okoya: Reading thru various first day experiences most Corpers encounter is really making me scared!

I'll definitely be in camp or d state I being posted a day b4 July 2(July 1)... If I'm not allowed to enter, I'll lodge in a hotel...

Wat do u guyz think?

posst links make we follo u read..

anitank: This is my birthday cake Enjoy. Nelly come and collect ur share b4 they finish it

lolz indeed
too bad u ruined it by putting WHITE gals on it.
Nelson is addicted to blacks o. Jstsayn.
Hope ur day!s going awesome dear.

sigba: Lol. Nelly sweerie. How's you naw?

i full ground dearie...
Jst exercising my fingaz.

Hope ur day's going fabulous.

anitank: Shey u noticed dat movement. Nelly jst asked abt TETE and from nowhere..........gbam! She appeared. I no undastnd dat babe sha

aha!! Thank God you're speakn my mind!!!
Dat geh is up to something!!

anitank: So u're among those on d 'watch weight' quest? Hmmmm, ulcer dey town sha. I eat anything and everything eatable o

#boldz ''ulcer dey town sha'' for my mind#
and obesity follow am for back... ;p

anitank: Lol! U get mouth jare. I duff cap for u*bowing*

lolz.. Everybodi get mawth na.
Me jex dey tawk because TALK IS CHEAP........except say dem dey write names of noise makers.. Then its no longer cheap o

sweetrie: hmmm nelly, i know d ins and outs of nairaland, been here longer than dt, am not a shy person, just not into too much typing. But i read alot.

the typin ish abi
Yea.. We hav dat in common. Expecially if u're using a mobile like me. I'm pretty sure i'll wake up one morning to discover that my thumbs have gone out on demostration in d streets carrying placards and chanting "NO MORE TYPING" or "BUY A TOUCHSCREEN".. Cos me don over stress dem.

Buh still...
It'll be great to say hello once in a whyl
so try sayn smthing at least once a day plsssss *charming smile*...oh forget it, im still ugly...lol

sigba: Lol. See me see big cake, 'm watching my weight but i wont mind compromising cos of you. Thanks sweerie. I shall retaliate.

*EMBOLDENED d word 'retaliate' for my mind*
heheheheh dat must be wat they mean when they say 'SWEET REVENGE'

walsky: @nelli,dats nt bad

oh tnx bruda ....... Wat.... wait!!!!!!!!!!
What'z not bad
Hope u're not tawkn abuh me wearing disposable #200 panties?? Cos datz BAD

buh thinkin ov it... Dat wont be bad for business at d camp o!

Buy like 30 packs and sell em at #500 each to gehs who would come unprepared for d camp reality

d olni problem sha na to begin explain to security ppl incase dem dey search d bag

teteyaks: hmmm

TETE!!!!!!!
woah! Is dis na u?
I'm overgasted and flabberwhelmed by ur sudden appearance o.
Wait u been dey eavesdrop all dis whyl ni
Leaving me to miss u like dis ehn
Not fair jwoor!

Anyway.. Watsup na? How come u scarce pass passengers for dana airline

We've missed u plenri plenri

sweetrie: thanks nelly, but okoya helped me out. I really dont like postin and i dont know why.

oh....ok
okoya?
#nnah mehn... Dat guy sef sharp die# lolz.
..'neway..
Abuh commenting, yea i noticed dat....
Speakn from d fact dat u've only made 7 comments since october last yr.
Well u did 4 today.. So how does dat feel?!!! not bad huh?
Maybe u should start slow, say hi every mornin.... kiss smone gdnyt every night, answer to ur name during row call by 'SUFI and show up fer drills whe u hear FASH's whistle....or whip.

I think u're just shy.
U'll make a perfect understudy fer our firstlady, SHYGAL, who went all d way from being shy to becoming a PUBLIC figure.... U musta seen her posters all over d old house.
Just stay away from 9 sha.. Or she'll pound u wid her small fist..

all in all...
We'd love to see more of u ok.
Cheers

Okoya: U see ur life? Wen she waz around u were not there... Now she's gone and u re missing her!
U don't knw wat u ve until u lose it!
Sha don't chyke any old ladies in d house ooo.. They re already hooked... Wait 4 new members
#tougueout

*lolzing*
nah... I pose no threat to u nor d rest of d guys. So U can lower ur shotgun now.
M a one woman kinda man...

*shouting with megafone*
DEAR TETE!
ABEG NA!!!
.
.
.
.pls show face small

sweetrie: am getting lost on this thread, help.....

hello sir/maam.
I'm nelson, an apprentice detective..
Is thr anything i could do to keep u from gettn lost?
Its a big house yhu know.

Maybe we should call it 'THE HOUSE'...
Just like 'THE GATES' (a tv series)

kinnad: ...and may u live 2c d day kinnad becomes d gr8st living legend,world's best inventor. May u also live 2c d day of *loskinnad*,*9shy*ujsigba*anitabee*okoyacutey* etc

lolz
not bad! Haha.. Not bad at all.

And now i miss TETE
where she at sef?
Anyone hrd from her recently?

bukkylois: disposable undies r rily kul, 5pieces of panties for 200, just wear n throw away

NOTED!!!! .
.
.
.
WAIT!!!!!...... I don't wear panties!

Teh me abuh boxers joor! And whr can i get em?

bukkylois: Hehehe nell buy disposable boxers

fer reel?
Where re they sold?
#serious#
i wont mind buying disposable EVERYTHING from today on o.
I hate having to do laundry.
Do they sell disposable shirts n trousers too?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANITA...NK.
WISH U D BEST IN LIFE::::
may dis be d brokest u'll eva be on ur birthday.
May ur next bday meet u as an employed non-OTONDO
may d first person who will say 'happy bday' on ur next one be ur rich handsome fiance.
May u live to see d day dat BOko HAram becomes a mere story
may u live to see d day nell becomes d richest man in Africa
May u live to see 9zeros finally take his place at Aso Rock and maybe put an end to d rubbish NYSC scheme
May u give si............... *checks time*.......
Sorry dear. I gotta go rush my bath. Time don go.
All in all, enjoy ur day, but please go easy on d champagne.... And stay away from dat party u had planned

.........with much love from nelson

its been a long day.
M glad me n my friends lived to see it's end.
Time to log awt.
'sufi, chief, BJ, pamgirl, stone, cabme, anuz, jina.... Etc. I see y'all
gnyt kisses to ol ov una..... #nohomo#

bukkylois: dude, every one in camp will use d laundry man...except u hav time to watch ur clothes dry...lol

does dat include undies too
Jst sayn

Recently a friend was saying that elijah had to come back as john the baptist... Gave lots of proof (including d hide clothing)
and also some passages...
Matt 11: 13-14
malachi 4:5

ok, usually i dont bother with such things, buh dis one caught my fancy enought to make me dust off my bible for a quick peek.

I'm begining to think he's right (my friend i mean)... But i'd love to get any additional views, if any.

Okoya: WHAT IF FG SCRAPS NYSC DIS MOMENT?

i wee gan open a shop in alaba.
No time!

Okoya: Gbam! Let them kill one another

no sire...
Not all notherners are heartless animals.
There re quite a good number of 'em.
Even right here with us.
Its not their fault d others are insanely blood thirsty.

But na wa o!
Wats d pleasur in watchn innocent blood dryin up in fires?

[quote author=black_beau]This house big oh.see as my quaters get sauna,gym,kitchen.chei,d house tite.anyway,una well-done oh.[/quote]hmmm... Lots of ppl i'm yet to acquaint meself wit.
'tsup BB...
I'm nelson.

mykejones: Guys!!! Kaduna under attack.
Zaria has been tripply hit and my area has just been hit too.
Make una pray 4us o

no fear bros..
God no sleep.
Even if him sleep, BH go still fear am.
Allizwell

Okoya: Two big packs of golden morn
Two big packs of kellogs corn flakes
One big pack of rice krispies
One extra size of Dana milk
One pack of complan
Two packs of hollandia yogurt
One small bottle of alomo bitters
Sevens pieces of apples
One pack of horlicks
Three pieces of Irish spring
One dettol...........

*kneels down continues praying*

.......and please make me bunkmates with okoya.
Protect him from accident and robbbers on his way to camp...
And even if (i pray not) he should be attacked or gets in an accident... May his bag arrive safely...
Oya bros okoya follow me hala amen

hehehehe.. Dis ur preparation make me remebmber those days when commando dey prepare for last fight!! Ghenn..gehnn #heroic theme playing#